how a stallion is made

Pei Chao, Huang Daoling, and Tantai Shuhe were so overwhelmed by the old water conservancy case that they uncovered that they went to Lin'an to drink in the shade of drunken flowers.

Tell the truth after drinking, the ancients do not deceive me.

Pei Chao poured a glass, and cried bitterly while hugging Huang Daoling.

Pei Chao: Ahhhh!You say I am a literary youth, am I easy?I am Pei Chao!I wrote poems at the age of three, mastered classics and history at the age of five, took the exam at the age of seven, and was named on the gold list at the age of ten!You——you f---ing Zodiac Age!He ran out halfway and snatched my champion!In my life, it never occurred to me that I couldn't take the No. [-] exam!

Huang Daoling smiled.

Pei Chao: Damn it, you, you can be your number one scholar and forget it.Why are you telling the emperor—I want to help the world? !Do you know who you're talking to?That's Emperor Ming!Tantai who wiped out the ten families of the Ji family in Luocheng became empty!

Huang Daoling continued to smile.

Pei Chao: I will serve you!I've been an official for so many years, so I'm so convinced by you!To help the world by decree!Haha... It sounds so awesome to say it, you just offended the emperor and gave it away!Let you do something!Let you do something!

Huang Daoling is still smiling.

Tantai Shuohe, who was sitting next to him without any sense of presence, said silently: Since ancient times, Wenqing has been the source of trouble.

Pei Chao: I don't accept it...I don't accept it...

Huang Daoling was still smiling.

Tantai Shuhe looked at the wine jars piled up on the wall, feeling terrified, he stretched out his hand to pat Huang Daoling, and Huang Daoling fell down.Tantai Shuohe called Xiao Er to send the two of them to Peach Blossom Island, and wandered out of the restaurant.

In the end, he met a beautiful woman on the road, and Tantai slammed him... He was so drunk that he ran up to tease her.

Then, there is nothing left to know.

The author has something to say:

I am sorry.