how a stallion is made

Early the next morning, after Pei Chao washed up, he followed County Magistrate Li in a carriage to the ancient town of Xitang at the foot of Qixia Ridge.

As for the strangeness, Tantai Shuohe figured it out after he casually tied a doctor of tea to the roof at night to blow the cold wind, watch the stars, watch the moon and talk about life.It turned out to be a "lotus demon" who would abduct and sell women and children everywhere, and his real body was in Qianjian Pond on Qixia Ridge.

Not to mention whether the lotus demon is male or female, most of the flower demons are female in the public's impression, so the question arises, what is this monster "she" doing to kidnap a girl?Does it look good at home?

Although the possibility of non-mainstream thinking is not ruled out, this monster is too f*cking non-mainstream!

As the old saying goes: two below will not have good results together!

This flower demon is powerful, not only can run around, but also can speak Su Bai very well, and his fluency is enough to attract the authentic Gusu people as fellow villagers.

The altar for the practice was set up in the ancient town of Xitang, and when the Pei Dynasty arrived, the prefect of Chuzhou had already sat on top.The magistrate is a local official, of the fifth grade, with a blue Buddha head embroidered with the pattern of white cranes spreading their wings.

After saying hello and declining the magistrate's abdication, Pei Chao's ass hasn't warmed up the chair yet!A lunatic whose head was covered with wild flowers and weeds was pushed up by the yamen servant.

"My lord, this guy fell into a madness on the road, look at what he has done to us brothers!" the magistrate's yamen servant said in pain with a pale face.

"Hey..." The lunatic didn't know whether he was complacent or what, he kept looking at the group of government servants with bruised noses and swollen faces and giggled, with lumps of mud falling down his face.

The magistrate asked about the process, and the yamen servants came one by one.

Originally, this "crazy man" in Xianju County Gongshang was still a good young man. When the yamen servant went to escort him, he chatted with him for a while, and he was very insightful.Hearing what the "lunatic" said, the yamen servant on the road ahead almost let him go without being fooled.In the end, it was all right, this "lunatic" took advantage of the opportunity of crossing the green lake, and dragged the yamen servant who was holding the shackles to the lake.

If it weren't for the fact that there were so many yamen servants, they might not have been able to stop him, so a group of yamen servants fought a tug-of-war with the "lunatic" between the pile of rubble and the mudflat.It was not easy to walk on the rubble pile, and all the yamen servants fell with bruised noses and swollen faces, but this "lunatic" rolled a few times on the mud flat, and nothing happened, even if his old mother came with this muddy face, he might not be sure. can recognize it.

Pei Chao sat on a chair and drank tea with nothing to do with himself. To the south of Qixia was Jiuhua, and Jiuhua was rich in Maojian, especially Yunwu Maojian.This magistrate is also generous, and the person who entertained Pei Chao was actually the old Maojian from the Ming Dynasty on the top of the mountain. Pei Chao, who fully implemented the spirit of "don't eat for free, don't eat", naturally - drank a few more sips.

"This..." The magistrate looked at the Taoist priest on the stage in the distance, and the Taoist priest nodded at him, indicating that there was no trouble.

Seeing this, the yamen servant whispered: "My lord, let's take it down and freshen up, lest the lord monster get angry."

The magistrate waved his hand and asked someone to take him away. Before the "lunatic" left, he smiled and winked at Pei Chao, who was so surprised that Pei Chao almost sprayed a sip of tea on the magistrate's face.

This, this, this... is this Tantai Shuhe?Yes or no? !

The "lunatic" also cooperated, entered the firewood room with wooden barrels, saw that the hot water and clothes were complete, turned around and kicked away the yamen servant, closed the door and beat the door, and let the people outside knock on the fragile wooden door to the sky. Ring, just can't get in this place.

Tantai Shuohe took off his clothes, jumped into the barrel and washed it casually a few times, washing away the mud all over his body.

I can't blame him for playing tricks on people, it was only on the way that I realized that his face is not easy for people to see now, otherwise why would he be so private!He jumped into the lake decisively, which was considered too late.

There is actually a vanity mirror in this room, complete with rouge and water powder, Tantai Shuhe can figure it out with his little finger, it is probably requisitioned directly from the people's homes.

While getting dressed, Tantai Shuhe opened the small box, found the gouache, and applied it on his face as if he didn't need money, a thick layer, as white as a paper doll.He opened the rouge box again and took out a piece of bright red rouge, but this time he didn't wipe it on his face, just held it in his hand, turned around and withdrew the spiritual power supporting the door.

"Boom-"

Twice, two wooden doors fell to the ground, and a group of yamen servants fell straight in.

Tantai Shuhe raised his eyebrows, walked around the stumbling crowd on the ground in a good mood, walked outside the door, and walked back along the way he came.The yamen servants who got up behind him were chasing after him, but Tantai Shuohe walked to the altar in a leisurely manner.

There was red shredded paper all over the place, it was time for the priests to send the offerings up the mountain, and Tantai Shuhe came just in time.

"Damn it! Why are you running?" The yamen servant chased after Tantai Shuohe panting, this time he didn't dare to take Tantai Shuohe's collar, only the devil knew what tricks this lunatic had.

"Hurry up to reincarnate!" Tantai Shuhe insisted on showing a serious emotion on his white face.

"..."

The magistrate's heart was broken after witnessing all this. It seems that what this lunatic said made sense?

Pei Chao decisively put down the teacup, as far as he was concerned, this guy definitely wasn't done yet.It's better to put things down first, so as not to be ugly.

The Taoist priest on the stage cleared his throat: "The auspicious time has come—the sacrifice!"

Tantai Shuhe said "Hey", and rushed towards Pei Chao.The officials present were all shocked, and the yamen servant was even more dull for a moment before rushing over and trying to drag him away.

Tantai Shuhe took Pei Chao's hand, opened his palm, touched it, and said: "Young man, I think your bones are strange, and you have a peach blossom disaster, why don't you pass it on to me?"

"What?" Pei Chao firmly maintained that dignified expression, trying not to be startled by Tantai Shuohe's dignified appearance.

"Alas—they're all rotten peach blossoms." Tantai Shuohe shook off Pei Chao's hand, and took a step to the left with a vicissitudes on his face, successfully dodging the rushing yamen servant.

Pei Chao also dodged immediately, and the yamen servant threw himself on the ground again.

Now, no one dares to face Tantai Shuhe directly, once is a coincidence, twice is a coincidence, three times or four times?

This "lunatic" really hides his secrets, the yamen servants present had tears in their eyes, thinking so.

"Let's go, let's go, I haven't heard anyone say that the auspicious time has come!" Tantai Shuohe yelled, and consciously mixed into the sacrifice team.

The sacrificial offerings came from various places, there were men and women, and most of them were in their twenties.The girl's family was crying, and the boys had dark faces and didn't know what they were thinking.

"..."

Tantai Shuhe's head hurts a little, and he led a group of mortals to get rid of the demon?A little challenge.

Qianjianchi is in a mountain depression, and the silver wires flying down from the heights reflect a beautiful halo.

The yamen servant tremblingly approached Tantai Shuohe, trying to tie him to a tree.Tantai Shuhe cooperated once with a smile that was not a smile, until he was actually tied to the tree, and the yamen servant left unbelievably like a dream in a falling cloud.

If it wasn't for Pei Chao's help, this matter would not have gone so smoothly.

Tantai Shuhe's spiritual blade cut the two-finger-wide hemp rope with one blow, walked to the sacrifices and asked a few words.

"How did you get chosen as sacrifices?"

At first, no one paid any attention to Tan Taishuohe, but gradually everyone was attracted by this "lunatic", who made him dangle around with a grimace and refused to leave!

"Help! My lord, help!" A girl with a round face couldn't help but begged for help.

Tantai Shuhe smiled like a ghost, raised his hand and put the girl down with a spirit blade.

"Girl, don't panic, I'm here to get rid of this demon."

"Woooo..." The girl whimpered again, and the smile on Tantai Shuhe's face froze when she was crying.

Tantai Shuhe took a deep breath, turned his head and continued to ask: "That...does any of you know where the monster is?"

"Let us down." A rather calm young man replied first.

Tantai Shuhe smiled, and waved his hands indifferently to strike a few more spiritual blades. As soon as those sacrifices were freed, some of them ran back and forth immediately, and some saw that Tantai Shuhe's thaumaturgy was actually going to stay. Come down and watch the fun.

Follow the expert to eliminate demons!It's a lot of face-saving talk if you say it.

"Master! Master! Are you trying to get rid of demons and act for heaven?" The young man who looked very calm just now chased Tantai Shuhe and asked non-stop.

"Wait!" Tantai Shuhe resolutely interrupted his eloquent discourse, and asked, "Be serious, it's demon removal!"

"Okay! Okay! What are your orders?" The young man looked at Tantai Shuhe with a doggy expression.

"..." Get out of the way and don't get in the way of work, does that count?

Tantai Shuhe still couldn't say such a thing, so he could only say: "Brother, I entrust you with a glorious and arduous task."

"it is good!"

"..." Young man, you are wrong, you haven't made it clear yet!Would you be so happy if I let you feed the monster?

Tantai Shuhe took another deep breath and said, "Send these girls home."

"Okay... wait! Master, you won't let me help?"

Tantai Shuhe smiled kindly: "This matter is very important. Look at these girls, do they look like they can walk back by themselves?"

"This...well..." The young man let go, reluctantly beckoning the girls who were squatting under the tree and crying to follow him.

Tantai Shuhe watched the group of people out of sight with a smile, turned around and took Fen Qing and Xi Yi from a tree, ready to face the monster.

however--

"Fuck!" Tantai Shuhe thought of a huge problem, the lotus in front of him was extremely coquettish, among the lotus leaves, there were flower buds, some in full bloom, some half-withered, and some withered with almost only one lotus pod left.

Just kidding!Where did the lotus come from in this big spring?

More seriously, which one is the monster? !