how a stallion is made

Before noon the next day, warm sunlight leaked in bit by bit through the carved window lattices.Tantai Shuhe got up from the bed with a headache, and if he didn't sleep well at night, this was the end.

The foundation-building stage cultivators can only reach the bottom line of not sleeping, eating, and drinking, and Tantai Shuohe is only infinitely close to the foundation-building stage. After all, it is not the foundation-building stage monks who cannot do such things that disrupt the biological clock.

"Are you awake?" Lan Ruo folded her arms and sat cross-legged on the ground in front of the bed to practice, with a straw mat underneath.

Hearing Lan Ruo's words, Tantai Shuhe looked up, and immediately said, "Is this how you spend the night? Are your legs really not numb like this?"

Lan Ruo didn't answer Tantai Shuhe's question, but just asked back: "Xiaobai, you really don't bring anything with you when you come out to wander around the rivers and lakes?"

"You won't search me for me at night when I'm not paying attention!"

Lan Ruo always felt that Tantai Shuhe's tone was not right, so she had no choice but to say nothing.

Tantai Shuhe didn't want to make trouble for him, he didn't set any restrictions on his sleep, obviously he just wanted someone to check.Turning the subject with a smile, he suddenly pretended to be serious and said, "No—actually, I brought someone with me!"

"Who?"

"me!"

"..."

Seeing that Lan Ruo was speechless, Tantai Shuhe answered his question in a happy mood: "I don't know if I came out to wander around. Or in other words, I was actually expelled from the school."

"Why is that so?"

"Because I practice hard every day, and I have to clean the house and cook for the master."

"..." Lan Ruo had already begun to doubt her choice.Do you really want to work with this heartless person?

Tantai Shuhe seemed to think that ordinary language could no longer express his experience, so he actually sang: "Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old, no mother—"

"Are you telling a joke?" Lan Ruo really couldn't listen anymore, and directly interrupted Tantai Shuhe's self-entertainment.

"as long as you are happy."

Tantai Shuhe casually threw a word in the past, got up and put on the gray robe next to the pillow, jumped off the bed with a gulp, and walked straight to the door, leaving Lan Ruo with a chic and unrestrained back .

"Go, let's have breakfast!"

It seems that he hasn't forgotten Lan Ruo, a living being.

"..."

In fact, Lan Ruo really wanted to tell him that she brought Bigu Pill with her, but seeing how interested he was in mortal food, then forget it.

In the main hall downstairs, Xiaoer was the only one who was fiddling with the shiny abacus, Tantai Shuhe walked over and said, "Is there anything else to eat?"

When Xiaoer saw Tantai Shuhe, his whole eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands together and started reporting the names of the dishes.

"Yes, yes! Young master, pickled cabbage, pickled cucumbers, sauced beef, pork blood sausage! What do you want? Although our shop is small, we have everything you need for Saibei dishes!"

"Actually, what I want to ask is if there is any white porridge?"

"Okay! Here we come!" Xiao Er prepared to go to the back kitchen without waiting for Tantai Shuohe's order.

"Another plate of sauced beef! A plate of pickled cabbage with pickles! And pork blood sausage!"

Xiao Er, who had already raised the curtain in a hurry, heard the words and sang loudly: "Get—order!"

When Lan Ruo went downstairs, she saw Tantai Shuhe sitting at the gate, drinking porridge, staring at the gate with empty eyes, her face full of resentment, like a watchdog.

However - this person sensed his arrival, and he seemed to be a different person in an instant, and used great strength to encourage Lan Ruo to taste these things.The dishes on the table are red and green, and they are really beautiful.

"Come and taste it! I can assure you that this is much better than your snow lotus."

Lan Ruo glanced at the desktop lightly, and asked, "What were you thinking just now?"

Tantai Shuai stopped the movement of his hands for a moment, put on a look of sorrow, put down his chopsticks with a slap, shook his head and said, "To be happy in life—to be happy to the fullest, don't let the golden cup—empty to the moon."

"..." Lan Ruo choked, Xiaobai, I know you are very educated, but can you stop being so straightforward and bizarre?

Tantai ignored Lan Ruo's eyes, and continued to read: "I am born with talent—it will be useful, and if all the money is gone—it will come back."

"..."

"Don't you see—Gaotang Mingjing's sad white hair turns into blue silk in the morning——it turns into snow in the evening."

"..."

"There are flowers that can be folded straight and must be folded, don't wait until there are no flowers to break the branches."

Lan Ruo decided to interrupt him, stretched out her hand to support her forehead, and said in a deep voice, "What do you want to say?"

Tantai Shuohe glanced up at him, took a deep breath, and lowered his voice: "Young man! Come and eat quickly, I have no money with me, and I don't know where the next meal will be after I have eaten this meal."

"..." Okay, it's very silly.

Lan Ruo consciously sat across from Tantai Shuhe, stared at the chopsticks for three seconds, and tried hard to pick it up. The difficulty of the whole process made Tantai Shuhe unable to hold back tears of sympathy for him. .

"Do you eat snow lotus with your hands?"

"...um..." Lan Ruo reluctantly squeezed out a syllable from between her teeth, and it was an answer.

After Tantai Shuhe heard this, it was okay, he laughed so hard that he fell to the bottom of the table: "Hahahahaha! Grab snow lotus, hahahahaha!"

"Crack!" Seeing this, Lan Ruo threw down her chopsticks angrily, "Don't eat!"

"Don't, don't tell me!" How could Tantai Shuhe let him go like this, and immediately raised his head and shouted, "Xiaoer! Xiaoer! Bring a wooden spoon!"

"Okay!" Xiao Er quickly ran to the back kitchen to find a spoon, presumably it was used by Niu Niu of their family.

Tantai Shuhe took the spoon, stuffed it into Lan Ruo's hands with a cold face, lowered his posture, and said, "Try this."

Lan Ruo rolled his eyes at him, lowered his head, scooped up porridge with a spoon, and ate a few mouthfuls with pickled cabbage, without speaking for a long time.This made Tantai Shuhe feel a little bit sorry, and always felt that he had gone too far.

"Am I stupid?" Lan Ruo looked at Tantai Shuhe inexplicably.

Tantai Shuhe touched his chin, and thought seriously: "I was like this when I was young."

"Xiaobai, you are younger than me."

"Ah? Really? Hahahaha." Tantai Shuhe touched his nose in embarrassment.

Just at this moment, the scholar who was rescued by the two of them last night came in, and when he saw Tantai Shuhe and Lan Ruo sitting at the table eating, he happily came over to say hello.

It wasn't until he had a headache from exchanging greetings with Tantai Shuohe that he got to the point.

"Two little celestial masters, I wonder if you are free today?"

"how?"

"Xiaosheng wants to ask two of you to escort Xiaosheng's younger sister to marry to Jibei City."

"Jibei?" Tantai Shuhe is also someone who studied all kinds of strange books when he was sweeping the floor of Zangshu Pavilion. It is not unusual to know that Jibei is the northern gate of the territory of the Weiyang Dynasty - the location of Dashanguan thing.

"It's eight hundred miles to the west from here."

"This……"

Seeing that Tantai Shuhe looked at Lan Ruo in embarrassment, the scholar thought that he disliked not being paid, and hurriedly took out a small red cloth bag from his sleeve, and stuffed it into Tantai Shuhe's hand: "This is Xiaosheng's little care." , please accept it with a smile."

Tantai Shuhe didn't dare to accept it, because he didn't know what Lan Ruo meant.There is no way, Tantai Shuhe is afraid of ghosts.If he encounters any scary ghosts on the road, maybe he will leave the bride and run away first.What's more, Tantai Shuhe only carried a sword, if something complicated happened, it would be difficult to deal with.

However, Lan Ruo was always immersed in hard work, and did not give Tantai Shuhe any attention.

"..." Are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost?Lan Shaoxia?

After he finished eating the whole plate of pickled cabbage, Lan Ruo raised his head unsatisfied, only to see two people staring at him with different expressions.

"...whatever you want to do, do it, don't look at me."

"Are you coming with me?"

"...Is there... this?" Lan Ruo pointed to the plate of pickled cabbage with a little hesitation.

The scholar immediately added in a timely manner: "Yes, yes! If the little celestial master likes it, there are still more than [-] tanks in Xiaosheng's house! Little celestial master, just eat it!"

Tantai Shuhe seemed to foresee some tragic future, and rubbed his forehead with his hands in pain.

It's over, teammates are foodies.

Foodie wrong country ah!

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go." Lan Ruo was straightforward, so she just left.

Tantai Shuhe picked up Fenqing, got up with a look of lovelessness, and followed Lan Ruo out.

What?Are you asking about room and food?I've been tossing all night and didn't have a big mouth to accept your rewards, I'm already a kind person!

The three of them hadn't gone far when the elderly shop owner hurriedly chased them out, and Tantai Shuhe was so frightened that he almost ran away without raising his legs.

However, he still took out the determination of a strong man to break his wrist, and turned to face reality.

In the end, the old man just stuffed an oval white suet jade pendant into Tantai Shuhe's hand, he scratched the gray beard on his chin and said: "Little brother, don't quarrel with your master, I look at your master It’s a good one. Look, he told me to wait until you rescued my grandson before giving this to you, and you can tell it’s worth a lot.”

"..." Tantai Shuhe raised his head and glanced at the iconic mountain peak of Wanggu, filled with emotion in his heart.

Is this a breakup fee?

Although, Tantai Shuohe was really moved, but he still kept his little composure, turned around and asked, "What else did he explain?"

"...Really...do you want to say...?" The old man tugged at his beard in confusion.

"Master, we don't have to be shy about the northeastern man, just say what you want, I can stand it."

"Shangxian said that you will come to see him after you get married."

"..." Okay, this is very Wang Gu doctor.Tantai Shuhe let out a wry laugh, and sure enough there is another trick!

"I know, you are a powerful girl, really. You are more beautiful than the most beautiful Cuihua in our town. Even if you dress like this, I can tell that you are a great beauty."

"..." I thank you, uncle.

Tantai Shuohe, who encountered a stabbing knife accidentally, went on the road holding a heart full of holes.

I'm a straight man, I'm true, yes, I'm true.

"Hahahaha." The six senses of a cultivator are much sharper than ordinary people, so Lan Ruo, who walked several hundred meters, took the old man's words into his ears verbatim.

Seeing Tantai Shuhe walking over dejectedly, Lan Ruo couldn't help but sneer: "Xiaobai disguised as a man? Hahahahaha!"

"……roll!"

Tantai Shuhe was born in the south of the Yangtze River in his previous life, and he was used to the delicate and soft beauty of small bridges and flowing water.But Jizhou, where Wanggu is located, is a vast and endless plain, almost endless as far as the eye can see.The procession of seeing off relatives was walking forward in such solitude, looking down from above, like ants.

Escorting the bride is easy to say, but difficult to say the least.

This kind of thing is most afraid of three situations: changing the sky, loving poor girls, and mourning ghosts.

It's okay to change the sky, at most it's just a matter of casting a spell to avoid water.

And when you meet a poor girl, you just find a man to lure her away, and then deal with it.Xipinnv, as the name suggests, is a woman who has been poor all her life and has never been in a sedan chair until her death.In this way, Tantai Shuhe seemed to meet the conditions in his previous life.In fact, Tantai Shuhe felt that poor girls are also quite pitiful, as evidenced by ancient poems:

I hate the gold thread every year and make wedding clothes for others.

What a terrible word.

Tantai Shuhe followed the sending team through a dozen large and small villages, and all those mortal women secretly peeped at them through the windows, because they were not allowed to show their faces in public at all.The biggest thing in life is to marry a good man, obey three virtues, work hard and bear no complaints, and even endure the husband hugging the new and loathing the old.

Back to the topic, the biggest trouble is the mourning ghosts. They have no reason at all, they are just to make people feel bad.Therefore, the most troublesome thing in the world is that happiness meets mourning, and success in vain.

This can only be done by fighting, and we have to fight to the death.In contrast, the hi-poor girl is much cuter just by being pestering.Of course, this has something to do with the comparison of their looks. Humans are all visual animals.

The sending-off team walked for three days and two nights in a row, until nothing happened at the quaint and majestic gate of Jibei City. Tantai Shuhe got down from the burning love and followed the crowd into the city.

After entering the city, Tantai Shuhe immediately grabbed Lan Ruo, who was going to have a wedding with him, cupped his fists at the scholar and said, "Uncle, just leave now."

Lan Ruo at the side seemed to want to refute, but was forced back by Tantai Shuohe's slap.

The scholar is also a hot-tempered Northeast Han, knowing that Xianfan is different, so it is not easy to force him, so he just asked: "Are you sure you don't want to have a wedding wine?"

"Goodbye." Seeing him letting go, Tantai Shuhe pulled Lan Ruo and ran towards the street without saying a word.

Lao Tzu is a man with the world in mind, now that Master has left so much money, of course he has to pretend to be aggressive!How can a revolutionist who can't pretend to be a perfect revolutionist?If you want to revolutionize, you must pretend to be forceful first. The century-old revolutionaries are so confident!

The devil knows what Tantai Shuohe's revolutionary theory is all about.

"Candied haws skewers - sweet and delicious candied haws - big and red candied haws -"

There are endless hawkers along the street, Tantai Shuhe doesn't like these things very much, who made me a medical student in my previous life.Look at the smudged hands of the peddler, look at the dust in the sky in the north, especially these things have not been packaged yet!

We're not saying it's okay to have packaging, but at least we can pretend it's okay.It's fine if you lie to a child, but can you seriously cheat by taking a snack?Don't make people feel bad about being cheated by you. Everyone knows that it is not easy to make a living. Can you stop people from feeling guilty about their IQ?

"... Xiaobai..." Lan Ruo, who was dragged all the way, immediately pulled Tantai Shuhe, stood still in front of the bright red candied haws skewers, stared at him with bright eyes, and almost wagged her tail vigorously.

Tantai Shuhe just couldn't bear this look: "...you buy it..."

"No money."

"...You don't have the money to come out and go to the rivers and lakes!"

"We have no money on Kunlun Mountain."

"..."

Yes, there is no money on Kunlun Mountain.Not only is there no money, but there are not many people!

"So..." Lan Ruo smiled and showed her small canine teeth.

"Okay, okay...buy, buy, buy..." Tantai Shuhe weakly supported his forehead, almost forgetting that he had a heartless child with him.

Tantai Shuohe poured spiritual power into the jade pendant from his sleeve, the spiritual light shone slightly, and a moon-white satin-covered money bag with crane pattern appeared in his hand.

"How do you sell candied haws?"

"A string of pennies!" The peddler said with a smile on his face.

"..." Tantai Shuohe suddenly discovered a serious problem, all that Wanggu Medical Sage left him was a tael of snow-patterned silver, and such a tael was almost a thousand copper coins.

So, he turned his head and was about to ask: "Ah Ruo..." Is it okay not to buy it?It's not that I don't have money, it's that I don't know if the man who sells candied haws can afford it.

In the end, Lan Ruo just said: "Aren't you rich? Buy it!" He completely blocked his opinion.

"You don't need to look for it, you give this to him." Tantai Shuhe waved his hand to let Lan Ruo take over the straw stick full of candied haws from the vendor.

I'm so tired, why are there such familiar foodie teammates?

After walking two or three steps forward, Tantai Shuhe finally found a shop selling ready-made clothes.On the whole, he believes that this world is a relatively feudal ancient world, and the ancients usually bought cloth to make clothes at home or ordered them in stores in their own names.

Therefore, there are not many clothes for adults, let alone children's clothes.

Tantai Shuhe walked through three tailor-made clothing shops before finding one. However, seeing the colorful sea, he fell silent.

I don’t force your aesthetic tastes to be sunny and snowy, but do you dare not to mix bright red with bright green, orange with blue!Tantai Shuhe resisted the urge to complain, forced a polite smile on the corner of his mouth, and bowed to the shopkeeper: "I am a member of the immortal sect. I have been in a fairyland and practiced in seclusion for many years. Can you find some plain clothes? With me, these..."

Let's not talk about being a master in white clothes. Can you give me a normal dress?

The round-faced boss hesitated and said kindly: "The price..."

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Carefully holding the selected clothes in his arms, he asked about the most comfortable inn nearby, Tantai Shuohe readily paid the money and left, it was always much cheaper to spend his own money.Xu, the friendly shop owner behind him, saw that he was young and not a local, so he didn't forget to tell him twice about the curfew.

Going north after leaving Dashan Pass is the Northern Wilderness, where the brave Huns live.As an important city in the borderlands, Jinbei is naturally managed more strictly, and people of different religions and nine streams are not allowed to fight privately in the city.As for such a high-profile matter like Yu Jian's, it is even more unbearable, and no one will do it.After all, there are people outside the people, if one day you are beaten down by some high-level master and taught you to be a man again, that would be bad.