how a stallion is made

It was almost noon, and Tantai Shuhe finally sent off Meng Tianxiang who performed the incense ceremony and tea ceremony with all his heart in front of him, and the devil knew how much he wanted to leave.Annoyed in his heart, no matter how elegant and exquisite his skills were, he could not calm down Tantai Shuhe a little.

The Sun family, the Chu family, the Ye family, the Gongsun family... The immortal family and the family all appeared on the stage of Jizhou. At this time, Tantai Shuhe really forgot about Chu Lingxiao.His years of intuition told him there was something wrong with everything he'd encountered so far.However, Tantai Shuhe couldn't find the other party's purpose and reason, let alone start looking for clues.

It is not necessary to say it is to seize the heir apparent; it is not necessary to say that it is to clear the government and the people; personal grievances are even more impossible. How long has Tantai Shuhe been out of the valley?No one knows how many.As for the medical sage of Wanggu, Tantai Shuhe felt it was even more impossible. The possibility of that superb lazy man who can float and never leave will play such a big game of chess is almost the same as the possibility of Lan Ruo becoming a monk one day. Sex is about the same.

……

Tantai Shuhe's head was more than just aching, so he really didn't know what was going on with these things!One must know that although Tantai Shuhe has read many books in the Valley of Forgetfulness, how does he know what changes have occurred in these aristocratic families in recent years!

Lan Ruo had watched Tantai Shihe turn left and right in the room for a quarter of an hour, and finally he couldn't help interrupting Tantai Shuhe's restless circle.Without any explanation, he dragged one of them to the street, where people came and went, shoulder to shoulder, sleeves like clouds.

"noob!"

"Don't talk, I'm bothered!"

"What's bothering you!"

"poverty!"

"..."

Lan Ruo curled her lips: "Poor fart! Patriarch Gongsun is no more than a commoner, so are you still afraid of him?"

Tantai Shuhe sighed: "I'm afraid, I'm just afraid, I'm afraid that people will put women on me again... It's not like you don't know how thin-skinned I am, women want to cry and say that my family is poor and not good enough. It’s going to be a big deal if I accept it, even if I don’t accept it, I have to accept it! What’s more, there are three women in one drama, if they really give me a harem of three thousand, I will not be able to live this day!”

"...Are you stupid!"

"Those who are nearly stupid are stupid!"

"..."

"Don't tell me, when the time comes, I'll tell people that my brother is older than me, and the elder will be the first to discuss marriage, and I'll give you everything. Do you think it's okay?"

Lan Ruo rubbed her forehead, looked at Tantai Shuhe helplessly, neither affirmed nor denied, just said: "...Don't talk nonsense, go eat."

No one knows that Lan Ruo is probably the one with the clearest purpose among all the people Tantai Shuohe met. The family motto of the Lan family is like this, and what Lan Ruo cherishes is to practice the ambition of the Six Paradigms. Although nine deaths, especially no regrets.

Tantai Mohe is the lifeline of the world, Lan Ruo has no choice but to follow, lest he die for no reason.

However, after seeing a lot, Lan Ruo gradually recognized Tantai Shuhe.Their purpose is similar, the same stupid hope to fight against this imperfect world.

Everyone in the world thinks that the Chu family in Huainan is extremely picky, but they don't know that when they are wild, they will call the Kunlun Peak where they live as "the sky is not full of feet". Not a little sand.

"Okay, let's go eat." Tantai Shuhe gave up thinking, the reasoning basis itself is not solid, and drawing a conclusion is far from enough.

The restaurants and teahouses in the west of the city were overcrowded, Lan Ruo insisted on dragging Tantai Shuhe to crowded places.There are good reasons, and good products attract people to grab them.

Walking back and forth, those little girls seem to be able to do a job with ease, slippery like a loach, passing through the sleeve corners of a piece of clothes.

Lan Ruo grabbed the food, but she didn't give in.I was blind to the airs that Jia Lan had been carrying for hundreds of years. If the ancestor of the Lan family was alive, he would have to be whipped.

The eating relationship between the two of them is hopeless, Tantai Shuohe had no choice but to eat extravagantly because of his embarrassment.But Lan Ruo looked at Tantai Shuhe's speed and worried that she would have nothing to eat, so she ate desperately.

After a full meal, Tantai closed his stomach, watched aimlessly the buyer and the seller sneered at each other, and walked away casually.Lan Ruo naturally continued to stare at him to avoid any trouble.

Donglin's clothing is a bit more refined than other places, mainly in light blue tones, like a scholarly spirit.

The two of them hadn't gone far when they heard exclamations from a distance. There were men, women, old and young, and the scene was extremely strange.

Lan Ruo involuntarily glanced at Tantai Shuhe, the meaning couldn't be more clear, do you want to see this matter?

Tantai Shuhe stroked his forehead, according to the current situation, he just had to make fun of it, not enough to understand world affairs.Therefore, he asserted: "Go, naturally have to go."

After taking a closer look, I realized that the exclamation of everyone was not unreasonable.It turned out to be a disheveled girl wandering around, and when anyone looked at her, she rushed up and asked with a smile, "Am I beautiful?"

Because her hair is loose, the girl is not very frightening when viewed from a distance.But if you look closely, you will be shocked. If you don't look at it, you won't know that there are hideous scabs on the girl's face.Purple purple reddish brown, enough to make people daunting, nightmares at night.

His face was out of shape, if Tantai Shuhe hadn't seen too many patients with accidental disfigurement in his previous life, he would have been shocked.

"This lunatic!"

"Why is it her again?"

"It's not in the house yet!"

"A poor man, too."

Discussions could be heard from all around, but they couldn't drown out the lunatic's words.

"am I pretty?"

"Go away! Go away!" The big man carrying the cabbage burden pushed her away with his shoulders impatiently, and the girl lost her footing and fell straight to the ground.The sauerkraut jar that happened to be on the shelf was overturned, and all of it was poured on the girl's black and beautiful hair.

The dark yellow leaves fell on top of her head, trembling like a moth about to fly.

Tantai Shuhe clutched his chest, raised his head and took a deep breath.Lan Ruo couldn't see his virtue, so she punched him and said, "If you want to take care of this, then go take care of it, don't be bitter and hateful."

The girl was not annoyed by this, she got up, picked up the vegetable leaves and covered her face, and continued to provoke others with a smile.If the person said she was beautiful, then she would slap her with a leaf and call him hypocritical; but if the person said she was ugly, then she would even spit on her.

"Care?" Tantai Shuhe smiled helplessly, "Am I my old uncle?"

While talking, the crazy girl had already walked in front of Tantai Shuhe and the two of them, she turned around and said to Tantai Shuhe: "Sister, you are so pretty."

Tantai Shuhe's hand covering his chest was even stronger, he turned his face away, blinked and opened his mouth, but he still didn't say anything.

I never beat or scold a woman who has not committed any serious crimes!

Lan Ruo really didn't give face to this matter, she immediately laughed, and she still winked at Tantai Shuhe to show that she was serious.

"Look, sister, am I beautiful?"

Tantai Shuhe, who was pointed out, looked at the crazy girl stiffly, and said with a smile or crying, "My sister's face is something that ordinary people dare not see."

Lan Ruo stopped laughing when she heard the words, and said, "It's really ugly."

This is not bad!Hearing Lan Ruo's words, the girl jumped onto the platform on the left hand side as soon as she dragged Tantai over the door, and shouted: "Shangbian!"

Lan Ruo held her black eyebrows and looked at Tantai Shuhe blankly, Tantai Shuhe looked up at the sky, brother, I can't save you, what are you talking about!

Donglin Chongwen, usually, people will resolve disputes by reasoning with each other.And some cases are more serious, so there is the practice of going to the debate stage. The party who makes the suggestion gives the question, and the other party refute it.If one side wins, the losing side must agree to one of the other's requests and cannot deny it.

Here, Lan Ruo saw Tantai Shuhe laughing happily with her head bowed under the stage, she couldn't help reminding: "Abai, she is looking at you!"

"What?" Tantai Shuhe looked up, Lan Ruo really didn't lie to him, this girl was staring at him.

"What's the situation?!"

"Young master, are you going to admit defeat directly?"

Tantai Shuhe has a bad heart, maybe this is aimed at him.So, without any hesitation, he used his spiritual power and flew onto the stage—it was said to be a table, but it was actually a combination of two Eight Immortals tables.

When the girl saw Tantai Shuhe came to the stage, she immediately said clearly: "Ugly women are not women, is that right?"

"No." Tantai Shuhe calmly faced the girl's even more frightening face when viewed closely, but remained indifferent.

This was a hornet's nest, and the girl spoke very quickly: "A woman is talking about a person's identity. An ugly girl is talking about a person's appearance. A woman is talking about her identity, but an ugly girl is talking about her appearance. So ugly women are not women.”

Tantai Shuhe raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Since the girl said so, then I would like to ask one more question. If a woman with good looks is not considered a woman, then where is the woman? Is there no woman in the world?"

The girl was not annoyed, and continued: "Of course women have looks, that's why there are ugly women. If women don't have looks, where do ugly women come from? I'm just discussing with you that ugly women are not women, please don't off topic."

"If there are ugly women, it cannot be said that there are no women. Then, aren't ugly women women? Since ugly women are women, how come ugly women are not women?" Tantai Shuhe remained calm.

"The son was ordered by his parents to tell the matchmaker? Don't you see that if you are looking for a woman, you can marry a beautiful and slim girl. But if you want to marry an ugly girl like Princess Wuxiang from the previous dynasty, the beautiful and slim girl is irreplaceable." Yes. If an ugly woman is a woman, then if a gentleman asks for the same thing, since what he wants is the same, there is no difference between an ugly man and a woman. If what he wants is different, it means that people in the world are asking for marriage I always ask the matchmaker to marry a beautiful and slim woman, so what's going on here?"

"Since it is said that the one he is seeking to marry is a woman, why do he prefer beautiful and slim women and dislike ugly women? So, ugly women are different from them."

"..." Tantai Shuhe's headache got worse and worse, but he knew he couldn't take it lightly, there was something wrong with it, "But, an ugly girl is still a girl..."

The girl refused to give up and interrupted: "My son's words are really unreasonable. An ugly girl means that her appearance is inappropriate, and a woman means that her identity is yin. The little girl thinks that the son has also studied, and women are yin to heaven and earth. Men marry Women marry, Yin and Yang are reconciled, this is a sentence in "Teachings from Children and Sun". Since a son will not marry a man when he marries a wife, because men and women are different. Then a son should not marry an ugly woman as his wife. Doesn't this mean that ugly women are very female?"

Tantai Shuhe couldn't help laughing out loud, could it be that he really can't marry a man?There are so many broken sleeves in the world, how can it be said that one must marry a woman?Naturally, he didn't dare to say this casually, because he knew that once he said this, the crazy girl would definitely make a big fuss about his broken sleeve.Even if Tantai Shuohe didn't cut off his sleeves, he would have to, not to mention that Tantai Shuohe was still in a strange situation.

"Who said I don't marry ugly girls?"

"Why didn't the son marry the little girl!"

"...haha." Tantai Shuhe raised his head and clapped his palms, "Young lady's words are wrong, and she is not an ugly girl."

The girl frowned and said: "My lord is talking nonsense, how can I not be an ugly girl? You might as well ask everyone in the audience."

Tantai Shuhe then said seriously: "Miss, don't you know that Ren Shuyi asked to marry Gongsun Shinan in the past? There are thousands of volumes of history, and unofficial history is like barnyards, but there is a saying that Gongsun Shinan is an ugly girl? Shinan looks like no salt, but how can the girl know?" Is it ugly to be ugly? Isn't this contrary to what the girl said?"

The girl was speechless for a moment, she had never seen such a brazen man before!It's fine to admit that he will marry an ugly girl, but he still uses her words to refute himself.

"Girl, Ren Xianxian once wrote a sentence to future generations. I think this sentence is still being recited by people today. As the saying goes, there is a poetic spirit in the stomach. Girls don't have to worry about their appearance. There are thousands of good men in the world, who can say Surely Miss Xinxi is not intelligent?"

"I……"

"Although I am not talented, I know a man who disdains appearance."

The girl blushed, she pretended to spit on Tantai, scolded the prodigal son, ran away.

Seeing this, Tantai Shuhe waved his hands on the stage and said loudly: "Girl! Girl! Remember what you promised me - please don't pretend to be crazy in the future!" When the girl's back disappeared into the alley Only then did Tantai Shuhe fly down the table gracefully.

Lan Ruo surrounded her and asked curiously, "Who among the people you know would marry an ugly girl?"

Tantai Shuhe immediately put on a painful look and patted Lan Ruo's shoulder and said earnestly, "You——haha..."

"..." I knew that this person had no good intentions!

"It's gone, everyone, let's go!" Tantai Shuhe didn't care about Lan Ruo, and raised his hand to greet the onlookers to go, so they don't stay trapped anymore.

The two went back to the brothel without anything to do, Lan Ruo thought about it all the way, but couldn't understand the obvious fallacy of "ugly women are not women", how could they argue against the girl.

"noob."

Tantai Shuhe did not respond.

"noob!"

"what?"

"What's wrong with you?" Lan Ruo looked at him puzzled.

"I'm thinking—" How to develop science, how to build a harmonious society, how to emancipate the mind.What happened to this girl today did remind him that the revolution has a long way to go.However, as soon as the words came out, it became, "Which sister will I sleep with tonight?"

"..." Awesome, Xiaobai.

Lan Ruo only thought he was joking, and asked, "How did you argue with that girl?"

"Lan Ruo, you have to understand that sometimes, as long as something is truth, it will not be buried forever. Similarly, if something itself is false, it cannot be irrefutable anyway."

"..." My brother probably didn't take his medicine when he went out today.

This is the dividing line between gay friends and fatherless