how a stallion is made

The Chinese Academy of Sciences has an exterminator.

Miejue Shitai has a secret that everyone knows.

The secret is—

The white-haired old woman said mysteriously to Xiao Li, who was the gatekeeper of the laboratory building, solemnly and piously: "Don't look at me physically as a woman, I'm actually a man!"

The janitor Xiao Li smiled and faced the old lady with an expression called "I don't care what you say, you are right".

"Why don't you believe it? Young people nowadays..." The old lady slapped her thigh in great pain, as if she was acting like a conscience in the academic world.

The janitor Xiao Li continued to smile.

"I don't think you will believe it either. Forget it, let me tell you a more exciting secret today. I have never told anyone about this secret!"

Then the old woman told the secret that no one knew word by word.

"I'm telling you, I'm actually a space traveler."

The smile on Xiao Li's face has not faded, he is thinking whether to report to the dean, the teacher's mental illness is serious again.It was okay before, but I couldn't introduce someone to the teacher.

To the man, the teacher would say: Actually, I am a pure man.Are you interesting?Marry a male daughter-in-law, blah blah blah blah... The man, die.

For the woman, the teacher will smile and take out the little red booklet of the "Marriage Law", and then turn to the second article of Chapter 1, and seriously educate these young people: Marriage is monogamous.The so-called monogamy does not mean that one attack and one receive.Monogamy refers to a man and a woman.Why is it a man and a woman?Because... the woman died.

All in all, in order to avoid the pursuit and entanglement of people from all walks of life, the teacher really did everything she could.

"Whenever I utter a truth, that's when I go on a day trip to the mental hospital." The old woman sighed with humility and firm faith.

As a result, at this moment, a piece of news suddenly appeared on the small TV on Xiao Li's right.

"This is the first time that my country has passed the "Same-Sex Marriage Law (Draft)"... However, the passage of this bill cannot be separated from the support and understanding of millions of people, and it cannot be separated from the day and night thinking of nearly a hundred deputies to the National People's Congress... ...However, if there is no Chinese Academy of Sciences... let's get to know this old academician who has always been devoted to the research of same-sex biological reproduction, and his life can be called ups and downs!"

The old woman showed a bewildered smile and turned around.

"The old academician was born in a family of traditional Chinese medicine in the south of the Yangtze River, and graduated from..."

Xiao Li, who was watching the gate, suddenly found the old woman walking outside, he couldn't help shouting: "Professor! This is your report! Don't you want to read it?"

"...the old academician voluntarily aided Mongolia for ten years when he was young, and wrote a magnificent and great poem on the vast prairie...The old academician was admitted to a mental hospital for three times due to mental problems, but this could not stop She loves science and truth!... She has worked hard for 60 years, and the old academician has written the most perfect answer for her life with her youth and enthusiasm... She is worthy of the name of lifelong honorary academician and the honor all over her body !..."

"dont see--"

So, in the howling north wind, the old woman flicked the tail of her scarf, walked with magnificent steps, and fell straight at the gate.

"Twenty! Quick, fast! Twenty!"

"Hey! My waist!"

"Hey! My legs!"

"Hey! My neck!"

"Hey! It's great that you're all fine!"

"..." Seeing that the old woman had an accident, Xiao Li, the doorman who was anxious and quickly picked up the phone to call, was stunned by the scene.

Is there something wrong?Is it still okay?

The ambulance finally arrived, and drove the old woman through red lights all the way to the emergency center.

The left sternum rib was broken, and the bone just barely pierced the heart.

The old woman held her breath and stopped the emergency doctor's rescue.Her eyes were full of hot tears, she firmly grasped the doctor's hand, and said word by word:

"I am the only one who died, and there are people who will come after me!"

"..."

The doctor looked at him blankly, obviously not understanding what this well-known old academician was trying to convey.

"Don't save! Let me die!"

After the old woman finished speaking in one breath, she tilted her head and kicked her legs, and she really died on the operating table.

For more than 80 years, time has ruined a newborn baby into a gray-haired old man.

Returning to nothingness, the young man showed a trace of boredom on his youthful face, he was quietly floating in the thick darkness, this was an extremely lonely space, there was nothing, only he was alone.

Reincarnation, this is just a metaphor for others.But for a teenager, this is his whole life.

live, and die.

To compare the life of a teenager with a very similar "term" in online texts, that is - fast time travel.

However, there are almost no rewards for other people's quick travel.Even if there is no reward, at least give a novice an explanation, right?If you don't explain it to novices, then there must be a purpose, right?

Let the donkey work and hang a carrot in front of it!Not to mention people!

However, the boy has nothing, really nothing.

Ever since he became conscious, he has wandered in various worlds, living as a native creature.

Why biological you ask?

Don't talk about people, he has passed through all kinds of cats and dogs!There was even a time when he was transmigrated into a puddle of Grom in an unknown Western Fantasy Continent. He unfortunately encountered the aftermath of the Sword of the Brave just after he was born, and was chopped off, ending his life.

It's not that the teenager hasn't broken down.

But does crash work?After the collapse, you still have to continue to travel through life.

In a fast-traveling life with no rewards at all, the teenager would occasionally think about it, am he stupid?It's even acceptable for such a beating setting.

But it's not completely useless.

After receiving hundreds of times of correct worldview education for teenagers, the teenager finally found the goal for which he will fight for his whole life - to fight for the progress and development of society!

In every life, he worked conscientiously, conscientiously and frugally, studied hard and made progress every day. Then, he was sent to a mental hospital...and then discharged...and then, admitted again...discharged...admitted...exit...in...until " Truth" is accepted by the world.

Naturally, he often encounters accidents of halfway death.But what does that have to do with teenagers?

He wants to save the world, what has he to do with the world?

The three "truths" of teenagers:

First, people are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.

Second, the reason why people are human has nothing to do with whether they are gay or not.

Third, going crazy is something that is easy to understand. The young man understands it, but he is determined not to change it.Because it's happier to be crazy.Just like the late old academician, even though he knew that he would be sent to a mental hospital because of "cognitive problems", he still had a lot of fun doing it.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the boy's previous life.

Well, a pure bitch.

The boy's first reaction after hearing the news was—hey, what a novelty!Never tried this dress before!You know, in the previous time travel, even if he was dressed as a Grom, he was still a pure male Grom.

what? !

You say Grom is asexual? !

Then it must be that the country has specially set the gender of this Grom.

The teacher was a dissolute and unrestrained love of revolution all his life. He died at the age of 88. The cause of death: Hearing that his scientific research achievements promoted the legalization of the country, he was too excited and tripped over his right foot, resulting in a broken rib and punctured the heart. Due to the shortage of medical resources, he gave up rescue and died.

This is truly a legend, even death is a legend.

Whenever the teenagers in that world read the glorious deeds of Shitai in their textbooks, they always think of this.

This time, the young man came to an unprecedented world of low-spirited cultivation of immortals, and became a royal prince who could eat and die until he grew old.

However, on such a snowy day in the capital of the dynasty, in the gloomy Weiyang Palace, under the light of thousands of burning candles, the boy who was still a baby was seriously thinking about his life in this life.

First, increase productivity.

Second, the political system must be changed.

Finally, free your mind.

Of course, the reverse, middle up and down, and middle down and up are also possible.

No one knows that this is how the revolutionary outline of the New Demon Cult Women's Alliance, which spread throughout most of the dynasties in later generations, came about.

Similarly, no one knew that the leader of the Demon Cult, a revolutionist who stayed up all night thinking about the future of the revolution, was only thinking about this question because the lights were too bright and he couldn't sleep, and he was full.

The last question, I heard that there is no technology tree in this world?

The only full-level scientific skill of a young man who has been reincarnated for generations has been cleared!

Just when the young man had just sorted out the idea of ​​revolution, a doctor of Wanggu suddenly popped up halfway.This person has never dressed well, and always thinks he is cute.

Doctor Wanggu entered the imperial palace as if he had entered a deserted land. He had a suspicious conversation with the boy's mother in this world, and successfully abducted the boy who was the prince of the dynasty.

The young man was shocked. You guys are playing too big in this business, can you explain it?

Having said that, I am still a prince!Why was he kidnapped like this?Have something to say!Can we be more feudal?Even though he has been reincarnated in many lives, he has never seen such a world that doesn't play cards according to routines!

What about the supremacy of the imperial power?What about strict hierarchy?

Who is this non-mainstream!How about going to the centralized emperor's house to talk about life with the emperor's wife and blatantly abducting and selling the direct prince?What about the imperial court?What about the speaker?What about the ceremony officer?Drag this non-mainstream out for treatment for His Highness, hurry up.

However, the boy was finally taken away with a "whoosh" by the expert who came out halfway.

With a wave of his sleeves, he does not take away a cloud.

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