Teacher, he wants to do problems on the blackboard

The friends in Cheng Jibei’s live broadcast room on this day found that Teacher Jibei seemed to be in a particularly good mood today. Even some demented friends who repeatedly asked the same question during class only got the teacher’s tireless attention. Explain repeatedly.

Not normal, so abnormal.

"How do you look at the isotherm area to distinguish the location of the ocean current? Let's talk about it again. You can see whether the number of the isotherm is decreasing or increasing from south to north. If the north is higher, it means that it is closer to the equator. Then it should be in the The southern hemisphere, otherwise it should be the ocean current in the northern hemisphere." Cheng Jibei explained with a smile.

It should be confirmed that the hall is about to sing.

"Why is it higher in the north? You can look at the map and explain it. If you go up, if the temperature rises, it means that it is changing from high latitudes to low latitudes, because the global temperature change decreases from the equator to the poles." Cheng Jibei added with a smile. illustrate.

It should be confirmed that the hall is about to sing.

"How do you see the change of the isotherm? You can see the change of the number next to the wave. Here it changes from 22°C to 24°C, which means that the temperature is gradually increasing. The position on the map should be in the southern hemisphere." Cheng Jibei smiled. It can almost reach the hearts of every audience through the screen.

answer!Indeed!manage!hall!wait!wait!At once!want!Sing!Song!La!

Cheng Jibei, who was full of thoughts of "Ying Que, the hall is about to sing", was completely unaware of the undercurrents in the hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room, and still looked at the shivering students in the live broadcast room with kind and tolerant eyes. them.

The only viewer in the live broadcast room who still went his own way showed a meaningful smile in front of the screen.

The crown should be presented as a present by the Secretary Office × 1.

The sharp-eyed melon-eating crowd saw the dominating crown among the rows of roses, and sneaked ashore from the ocean of knowledge to blow a wave of loyal audiences to be the boss of the hall.

Sad Bei Bingyang: Wow, the big brother opened up as soon as he came up today. It’s been a long time since I saw you give the crown.

Ying Que Secretary Office: First pay the gambling money for him.

Thinking back to Cheng Jibei’s Weibo betting reply yesterday, “Bet a crown and bet I win”, the people who eat melons suddenly feel that they have been force-fed dog food inexplicably, and it’s still the kind of shit.

Cheng Jibei naturally also saw the various rhythms in the barrage. Facing the face-to-face provocation of the corresponding department, he expressed his selective blindness. After all, some people will cry only when they see the coffin.

For example, Mr. Cheng Jibei after four and 10 minutes.

Of course, Cheng Jibei four or 10 minutes ago never imagined that the script he wrote would end up being edited by the leading actor himself, rewriting "Kill Bill" into "Fire at Me".

——If the audience in the live broadcast room pays close attention to Cheng Jibei’s time control of each link, they will find that Mr. Jibei, who has always been known as the master of rhythm, unexpectedly delayed for 10 minutes before starting to answer the question today.

Cheng Jibei, who had told the knowledge about the method of judging the geographical location and nature of ocean currents three times, did not lose his patience at all. He didn't calmly say until the audience who came late began to ask about the result of the bet on the bullet screen. : "Today's answering time, I also said on Weibo before, one of the three students who will be invited to the blackboard to do the questions today will be reserved for the Department of Yingzheng. If he makes a mistake, you can do it tonight." I saw the audio of "Song of the Ocean Current" he played on Weibo, and remember to save it locally when the time comes."

There are also a few students who firmly believe in Cheng Jibei's stable flag physique, and they read "Why can't you sing it as the anchor" in the barrage.Cheng Jibei said that he was in a good mood today, so he ignored all of these: "This time the questions were given by a very good brother of mine. He is the light of our school's earth ring. There are only two situations in which it can be done.”

Cheng Jibei cut the blackboard to the main screen, and added in a good mood: "Either he is a hacker who directly hacked into my computer and stole the answer, or he is my brother himself."

As soon as the voice fell, Cheng Jibei felt that someone who was typing the answer paused.

Naturally, there are many people in the barrage who don’t believe in waiting for Cheng Jibei to be slapped in the face, but more people choose to take out pens and paper and try to do it unbelievingly. After a long time, some people hesitate in the barrage. After exchanging answers, many people typed out "well, the question is really difficult" convincingly.

The questions that Ying Ke asked were very long, and there were many distracting conditions. Just looking at the questions was like reading a small reading comprehension article. Ying Ke’s speed this time was confirmed by Ying Ke’s speed. He obviously slowed down, and he clicked to submit the answer when Cheng Jibei opened his mouth to remind him that there were still 30 seconds left. The other two people who were on the blackboard with him simply gave up treatment and handed in blank papers by coincidence.

Now I can feel the power of a real male god.Cheng Jibei switched the reference answer to the second screen, switched the mouse to the red pen mode, and happily started batching homework.

It flows counterclockwise in the winter half of the year; the sea water in the sea area is warmed up abnormally due to the El Niño phenomenon; there is an upwelling in the fishing ground... Cheng Jibei's expression changed from excitement to shock as time went by.

"It's impossible..." Cheng Jibei looked at the answer on the blackboard that was exactly the same as the reference answer in disbelief, and looked at the steps to solve the problem against the answer in disbelief.

Ying Que's hall obviously also felt the shock in Cheng Jibei's heart, and sent a happy expression in the bullet screen.

Yingkesi Hall: Song of Ocean Currents :)

The title was given by Ying Ke, the Light of the Earth Ring, and he personally selected it carefully from six large pages. He even carefully selected a proposition with triple traps. An excuse to run away from singing.

The non-response area of ​​the Yingke Office is a clean mess as usual, with only one sentence "students' serious attitude towards learning" echoing Cheng Jibei's joy and sorrow.

At this time, the bullet screen is full of sincerely convinced "66666", and there are also bold dreamers joking with the hall of Ying Que, "Male God, I graduated from the computer department of your school, and I want to apply for a volunteer after I graduate." Unexpectedly, Ying Que Hall actually replied to the barrage seriously.

Ying Que Siting: I don’t study computers, and I don’t have black computers. It’s just that I haven’t done this kind of basic questions for a long time, and I’m a little novice.

This kind of question is actually just a basic question in the eyes of the boss, and the masses said that this force is solid.

Now that the Office of Ying Que has handed over all the correct answers, the audience turned their backs one after another, calling on Cheng Jibei to admit defeat and present a song for everyone at the end of the live broadcast.

The corners of Cheng Jibei's mouth twitched, God knows he felt from the very beginning that Ying Que's singing in the hall was a certainty, so he never practiced that brainwashing divine comedy.As a representative figure that good voice does not equal good singing, Cheng Ji Beijin KTV only dared to order familiar songs such as "On the Golden Mountain of Beijing" and "56 Nationalities". Stay at the level that is half poetry recitation and half RAP.

God is going to kill me.Cheng Jibei desperately opened Baidu and searched for an accompaniment, and there were enthusiastic people in the barrage who had already prepared the lyrics and were ready to go.

"Old Xie, I'm going to sing a song later." Cheng Jibei covered the microphone and looked up at Xie Zhili, who was lying in a corpse and holding a mobile phone to chat with others.

Xie Zhili put down his phone and replied in confusion: "You just sing, I won't think your voice is too loud."

"Oh, I haven't practiced this song."

As soon as the words were finished, Cheng Jibei saw Xie Zhili nimbly took his precious earphones and clicked on the music player.

After cutting off the three-dimensional communication channel, Cheng Jibei didn't let go of his heart at all. He could completely imagine that a few girls who called themselves fangirls had excitedly opened the recording software.

I hope they don't turn fans into black in the future.Cheng Jibei silently lit a candle for himself, and then vaccinated the audience in the live broadcast room: "If you feel any discomfort after listening to this song, don't blame the anchor."

The optimistic crowd who knew nothing about the out-of-tune forces even turned their heads to comfort the uneasy Cheng Jibei, "Teacher, you have such a nice voice, it doesn't matter if you sing into poetry." "Teacher, don't be humble, come on." "Baby fell You have to sing to Master Jibei to get up."

Cheng Jibei took a deep breath, and sang tremblingly with the sonorous and powerful accompaniment: "Forget yesterday, now we carry ocean currents, we don't want to carry them, but we must carry them..."

After the song was over, the barrage seemed to have stopped, and no one posted a word for a long time.

Only then did Cheng Jibei notice that the displayed number of online viewers dropped from the original [-] to [-] at some point.

About half a minute later, the room manager whose ID is "Jibei's small teaching assistant" praised out of conscience, "The free rap read by Teacher Jibei is very freestyle", although she silently rejoiced in her heart, "Thanks I muted it early."

Oh well, as long as you have fun.Cheng Jibei read the list of rewards fluently while keeping a smile on his face, and left the scene of the overturned car very quickly with a left-click "Confirm Exit".

After turning off the live broadcast, Cheng Jibei sat quietly on the chair and stared at the screen in a daze.

"You are rich, this overturn is the result of your failure to practice. You should practice hard to get rid of the shame in the next live broadcast." Seemingly smelling the sadness and anger in the air, Xie Zhili put down his phone and prepared to seriously appease his injured roommate mind.

Cheng Jibei closed the computer, and quietly replied, "You know I've overturned the car even if you haven't heard..."

Damn, it seems that I accidentally stepped on a minefield.Xie Zhili shrank back on the bed in embarrassment, not daring to make a sound for a long while.

Probably because of his despair, Cheng Jibei took out his mobile phone and logged on to Weibo to say good night.

@梨色直播-向北师V: Promise me, after tonight it will still be my baby, okay? [smile] [smile]

Just after the announcement, there were a dozen or so people grabbing the sofa, and everyone was peaceful. This attitude of "just pretend nothing happened" made Cheng Jibei feel that there is still love in this world.

@Eat Less Potato Chips Variety Tree: Good.

@赵香炉: Good!

@喜欢向北师小明: Good.

@应实察室: Good.

Cheng Jibei's eyes were fixed on Ying Que's answer, and his mood was inexplicably complicated.

The author has something to say:

Teacher Cheng: Why do I have to sing and sell my soul when I appear on camera?

Teacher Ying: My Xiaocheng will love others when he grows up^^

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