Teacher, he wants to do problems on the blackboard

Since it was the first class to review the knowledge points of ocean currents, the questions given by Cheng Jibei were fairly simple, and it was rare for the three students on the blackboard to get them all correct.So Mr. Cheng, who felt the growth of the students, happily left the blue cat behind, and sincerely thanked the students who are still listening to the class today in the live broadcast.

"Actually, if you memorize the nature of ocean currents, the names of different ocean currents are not difficult to remember. Of course, most students probably don't have the patience to ponder these things," Cheng Jibei told the students who were still in the live broadcast room while packing up the teaching aids. Fans chattered nonsense, "My roommate used to remember the Chidao Cold Current as Chidori Cold Current... oh, it might be because he is illiterate... How to solve it? Anyway, he copied the world's ocean current distribution map 10 times by hand, and now he has slipped the location , you can try it if you think so.”

After putting back the "hidden mystery" world ocean current distribution map on Xie Zhili's desk, today's live broadcast is long enough, Cheng Jibei smiled and said "goodbye" to the barrage and exited the live broadcast gracefully .

@墨色直播-向北师V: #今日话话# How do you memorize the distribution of ocean currents?

There are also many friends who cultivate immortals at midnight on Weibo. Seeing such a fresh and refined night talk topic, they all offered their advice and left some valuable life experience——

@吃嘤咕嗤: Science students said they don’t need to memorize this stuff~

@线代汉吃吃iodine: Rote memorization_(:3」∠)_Tonight’s exam was too difficult and I had to sit until the end. I’m already a salted fish [Goodbye] Not only did I not catch up with the live broadcast, but I also saw this Talking about the topic at night... I couldn't help crying [tears]

@Donland: We fairies generally choose to go on a field trip

@transparent glue wrapping the old magic wand: The boy in the snake yard said why remember this kind of thing, if he answered wrong, just cast a temperature-changing spell to change the temperature of the ocean current (_ゝ｀)

In this piece of nonsense, a reply that seemed to answer the question seriously was pushed to the top.

@Alizelook: One person wrote a book in blood and asked Teacher Bei to sing "The Song of Ocean Currents", so that my mother no longer has to worry about me not being able to remember the location of ocean currents.

In just 10 minutes, this reply was followed by more than 100 replies, and Cheng Jibei probably guessed that it was a sudden report of the mystery of "two people's blood book" and "three people's blood book" without clicking on it.

But what exactly is this "Song of Ocean Currents"?

Before Cheng Jibei opened Baidu, a kind netizen thoughtfully attached the audition address of "Song of Ocean Currents" in the reply. Cheng Jibei clicked on the audition link, and the slightly familiar BGM rang in his ears.

"In the United States, Alaska is warm, but California is very cold. Australia is on both sides, and the west is cold and the east is warm..."

What the hell...?Cheng Jibei was surprised by the unpretentious lyrics.After repeating the unbelief twice, Cheng Jibei found out in despair that he had been brainwashed by this song, even when he was taking a shower and holding a solo concert in the bathroom, he would hum blindly, "The figure eight on the top, the one on the bottom." zero".

The last popular reply on that day's microblog was again from the Department of Yingke.

@应实司堂: Singing does help in teaching.

In Cheng Jibei's eyes, this reply looked like "So you have a beautiful daughter, my fellow", from head to toe there was a clear sense of malice.

@墨色直播-听北师V Reply @应确司庭: Then you should watch blue cats less and sing more [smile]

@应实局唱头团团长_Mugeng: Wow, is the male god going to sing!So excited!

Seeing that he brought up the rhythm, Lou went from "Thousands of Blood Books Asking Teacher Jibei to Sing" to "Sing the Goddess Quickly", Cheng Jibei decided to play an exciting game, and strive for some small benefits for the fans of the Goddess.

@墨色直播-向北师V: Let’s do this, next time I’ll broadcast a few more difficult questions and ask you male gods to go to the blackboard to do them. If he can answer them, then I’ll sing that in the live broadcast room of [-] people. "Song of Ocean Currents", if you can't answer, let him post the audio of "Song of Ocean Currents" he sang on Weibo. @应实司厅 What do you think?

@应实司居Reply @梨色直播-向北师V: Good.

Heh, little bastard, I am a professional when it comes to formulating questions.

After quitting Weibo, Cheng Jibei dug out the review outline of world geography and geography teaching theory in his university days, and wanted to draw some inspiration for the questions from his notes, but Cheng Jibei, who was obsessed with refining Qi in class, couldn't remember it at all. The tricky questioning routine that the teacher said.

Just when he was at a loss, the bedroom door suddenly opened a small crack, and then Xie Zhili, who had been hiding for a day, slipped in tiptoe.

"Thank you brother."

Xie Zhili was shocked, and turned his head to look at Cheng Jibei, who was smiling harmlessly, with a mournful face: "I have money... No, Brother Bei, I was wrong, I will never..."

"Brother Xie, do you still have your notebook on geography teaching in college?" Before Xie Zhili could verbally type out a [-]-word long review, Cheng Jibei interrupted his speech, "It doesn't matter if it's not there...do you still remember it?" Don't you remember those error-prone questions about ocean currents that Mr. Song said at that time?"

Well?Didn't you come to find yourself to blame your teacher?Xie Zhili was taken aback for a moment, then quickly shook his head: "I don't even bring the notes from the books..." He saw Cheng Jibei's expression was unkind, and he was afraid that he would remember the thing that he killed first and played later, so he rushed to rescue: "If you want to ask questions, you can directly ask the boss the day after tomorrow. Isn't it just a few questions? Why can't the boss know?"

Should Ke?It shouldn't be a problem to come up with a few propositions that stump ordinary people... right?Cheng Jibei's irritable mood calmed down a bit, and he quickly turned off the phone and crawled back to the bed to lay his body. Xie Zhili, who was still standing by the door, belatedly said, "...Ah? This is what you can't sleep at night for?"

The event was finalized to be held at the butter tea bar in the west gate of University A two days later. Fortunately, Ying Ke gave a ride to help in his busy schedule. Otherwise, Cheng Xie, who lives in the easternmost part of University A, would probably choose to turn off the phone and hide in the dormitory all day to forget about this event. field activities.

On the day of the event, Cheng Jibei woke up early, lay on the bed and browsed Weibo quietly for more than an hour, watching with great interest the netizens betting on who would sing in the end on his welfare Weibo This "Song of the Ocean Current".As soon as he thought that he had Ying Dashen, a talented student from A Dadi Environmental Institute, to help him out, he replied confidently——

@墨色直播-向北师V: Bet a crown to bet on myself to win.

Within a few minutes, he saw Ying Que, who had rushed to the scene of the battle under the good thing netizen @, replied calmly with "yue", just like a fatuous emperor who was forced to go to the morning court and was too lazy to approve the memorial.

Heh boy, soon you will kneel down and call dad because of your contempt for talented students today.

At 11:30 noon, Xie Zhili yawned and got up from the bed, and drifted to the bathroom with his eyes closed to tidy up his appearance like a wandering soul. At the same time, he did not forget to ask Cheng Jibei, who was ordering takeaway, to bring a copy for himself: "Hey If you have money, you promised to treat me to the spicy hot pot, so today is worse than today, give me spicy pork slices, neither spicy nor spicy."

Cheng Jibei silently added "no spicy, no spicy" to the order request, and one can already imagine the look in the eyes of the delivery guy when he saw "spicy pork slices go to spicy".Before he could click "Confirm Submit", Ying Ke's phone call came in first, and Cheng Jibei quickly connected the phone, regardless of how many minutes the takeaway transaction interface would last.

"Junior Brother Cheng, are you and Xie Zhili together?" Ying Ke's voice became a little more sexy through the earpiece, and Cheng Jibei, who was a voice controler, felt that he couldn't control it at all.

"Yes, yes. Boss, do you have anything to do with Xie Zhili?" Cheng Jibei swallowed, and replied with an awkward smile.

Ying Ke on the other end of the phone looked relaxed, and he didn't look like he had something important to discuss: "Have you eaten yet? If you haven't eaten, let's go together. I'll pick you up from your dormitory downstairs, and we'll go to tea together after eating." Bar."

Although the tone was used to ask for opinions, there was no room for people to refuse the tight-fitting arrangement.

Cheng Jibei remembered that he still had something to ask of him, and immediately said: "Boss, I have received a lot of care from you on weekdays, so let me treat you for lunch today." Let him pay for Xie Zhili's share.

"Oh? Coffee and toast?" Ying Ke's voice sounded a little surprised.

It took Cheng Jibei about half a minute to pull out from the corner of his memory the conversation between himself and Ying Ke in the cafeteria on a certain morning in the last two weeks, and he remembered the "see you next time" eat".

... So the boss is teasing Mai Tai for writing a bad check?Cheng Jibei's uneasy heart trembled.

"As the guest pleases," Cheng Jibei held back for a long time before he remembered such a panacea idiom, "Boss, you can eat whatever you want. I have made a lot of money recently, and I can't eat enough for me."

There was a chuckle from the other end of the phone, and Su Decheng Jibei almost regretted that he hadn't turned on the call recording function.

"I don't have any taboos, but I heard from Xie Zhili that you, Junior Brother Cheng, like to eat western food. There is a new western restaurant opened on Huainan West Road recently, why don't you go eat this at noon today."

Cheng Jibei never knew that he had been beautified by his roommates from an otaku who liked to eat KFC and McDonald's to an elegant boy who went to and from western restaurants. At this moment, he could only face the information of steakhouses with a per capita consumption of 498 so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. He said calmly: "Just eat this, boss, just order it when the time comes, don't be polite to me."

"Then Junior Brother Cheng spent a lot of money, see you downstairs in the dormitory in half an hour."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Jibei opened the closet and planned to make himself more presentable - after all, it is rare to go to a high-end occasion like a western restaurant, and he probably couldn't even get in the door wrapped in a green jacket.

More than 1000 yuan is exchanged for a song in the hall, which is comparable to a trip to the recording studio.While looking for clothes, Cheng Jibei calculated the high price of hiring an expert to solve the problem, and clenched his fists to comfort himself - he couldn't bear to let the child be caught by the wolf, and the brother would be embarrassed not to offer a housekeeper after he had a big meal. My ability, when the time comes... I will show you what is really interesting:)

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Finally, let me say a very important digression, happy birthday to Ye Xiu~