Teacher, he wants to do problems on the blackboard

The Undergraduate Department recently planned an academic fellowship activity called "Undergraduate and Master's Mutual Aid and Scientific Research", and wanted to find a few big bosses to help guide junior students to participate in the application of school-level projects.Xie Zhili, who was on duty in the postgraduate office, accidentally found this notice that was pressed at the bottom to be done. With an IQ of 40, he only saw the word "friendship" and filled in the names of himself and Cheng Jibei enthusiastically. , did not find at all that the deadline was only half an hour away and there were only two primary school students' names on the registration form.

After doing good deeds, Xie Zhili called Cheng Jibei mysteriously to ask for credit: "I have money, and I got a good job for both of us." Cheng Jibei, who was thinking about the content of tonight's live broadcast, was confused Replied: "Ah? What?" "Tsk, anyway, it's very good, you will know when the time comes." After finishing speaking, Xie Zhili hung up the phone first, and happily dropped his pen and squatted at the door of the Academic Affairs Office to play with WIFI mobile games.

Cheng Jibei didn't know what Xie Zhili had done until he received a phone call from his paired students asking about the activity time a few hours later.The angry innocent people called back in a rage, and the culprit asked back belatedly: "Ah? Isn't it the kind of friendship where you eat, drink, and watch young ladies?"

"Where are the junior girls in our college, brother?!" Cheng Jibei was furious on the other end of the phone, "Talking about scientific research with those big brothers who forgot to bring their account cards when they went to Internet cafes to hack, I'm afraid I want to read a martyr Purdue Sentient beings??"

Xie Zhili shivered and moved his phone a few inches away, and suddenly received a life-saving text message from his junior student in distress, "Brother Xie, God Ying asked you and Brother Bei to come in his car the day after tomorrow afternoon", and he hurriedly offered his life-saving straw : "... Boss! Boss will participate with us! He is also responsible for pick-up and drop-off!"

"Eh?" Cheng Jibei who had just finished his rant choked suddenly, "Boss is also participating? Didn't it mean that it's just the two of us?"

Xie Zhili, who had a premonition that the alarm was lifted, chose Jiebo to boast of his strength and handsomeness. Senior Ying: "The boss must want to help undergraduates improve their scientific research. Seeing that the two of us are so active, let's take us along."

Since Ying Ke took time out of his busy schedule to participate, Cheng Jibei was naturally embarrassed to refuse to exchange academic issues with the internet-addicted teenager under the pretext of having something to do, so he had to make random arrangements for the activities with the junior students.

After the call was over, Cheng Jibei checked the time, opened Weibo and posted a preview of the live broadcast, then called for takeaway, and began to prepare various things needed for the live broadcast.

@墨色直播-向北师V: The geography classroom starts on time at 8:30 tonight. Today’s topic is knowledge points related to ocean currents. Please bring your brains and notebooks, we will see you soon.Live room ID12506[smile]

@应实司局头团团头长_Mugeng: Well, well!About!Sit in the front row with my male god! [happy happy]

@线代汉语吃霜: Tonight’s weekly exam [tears] I don’t know if I can catch up with the second half of the live broadcast if I hand in the papers in advance... I am very envious of those friends who don’t have to study late!

@Flaaaaaaag: Wow great to finally talk about ocean currents!Last time I deducted 12 points for the major questions in the essay comprehensive paper, all the mistakes were in the cold and warm currents. Don’t be too sad (┬＿┬) It would be great if I could have a Jibei teacher.

After confirming the distribution map of ocean currents in the world, Cheng Jibei planned to relax. After scrolling through this Weibo, he silently imagined the scene where each student held a figure of his own while gesticulating the direction of ocean currents... A relaxed brush The road to Weibo is blocked.

At 25:[-] in the evening, Cheng Jibei turned on the live broadcast in advance, sat in front of the screen and watched the number of online viewers start to climb, saw the familiar ID in the barrage greeted him, and nodded in return. When he saw the system prompt "The channel contractor should After "Que Siting Enters the Live Broadcasting Room" appeared on the screen with a [-]-minute tail, Cheng Jibei greeted the audience of the live broadcast and started today's class.

Ocean currents are a major focus of the physical geography part of high school geography, and are closely related to other geographical factors such as seasons and topography. Ocean currents in different regions have different names due to their temperature and geographical location, which makes some memory incompetent. The teenagers added some obstacles to learning - Xie Zhili was ordered by the old professor to copy 10 copies of the ocean current distribution map because he couldn't remember the ocean current distribution clearly, and Cheng Jibei also suffered as a roommate.

"The inspection of knowledge points about ocean currents is generally put together with other physical geography content, especially geographical location, wind and seasonal changes. Of course, the score points of subjective questions in human geography are often related to ocean currents, so let's start with a simple Review the definition and different classifications of ocean currents..." Cheng Jibei explained today's course content at a leisurely pace, clicking the mouse to scroll through the content of the courseware while talking, and using a marker pen to mark key points from time to time, "It is very simple to classify according to nature Alright, cold current and warm current, have you learned this from watching blue cats when you were young?"

In the barrage, a group of young drivers brushed "I have knowledge and I am proud" quite understandingly, only a gold "Russian Blue?"

As the only dad on the channel who tipped more than six figures, Cheng Jibei, the owner of this rich money, can guess without even looking at the comment section.

The Chinese name of RussianBlue is Russian Blue Cat. This three-dimensional noble cat owner is obviously very different from the blue man in the cartoon who grins and asks "why" all day long.It was rare that there was something that Ying Que's office didn't know, and Cheng Jibei stuttered in surprise.

In the barrage, someone also found that the big guy who seemed to be able to do all kinds of questions asked a very pediatric question, and there were already enthusiastic people rushing to popularize the science, "God, go and read "Blue Cat Naughty Three Thousand Questions" and you will understand everything." "Da", and then Cheng Jibei saw a local tyrant's golden "oh" floating over the barrage, and then the Yingzheng department who had just brushed a rose every 5 minutes like an automatic gift machine, suddenly disappeared, as if it had really been cut out. The screen recalled childhood memories.

A man in his twenties suddenly appeared in Cheng Jibei's mind, sitting in front of the computer with a blank face and listening to the player's "Heaven~ how much~ oh~ high~ ouch~ how much ground~ oh~ thick~ Ou~"...Wait, so why does he think that Ying Keshiting should be a young man in his 20s?What if she is a 50-year-old middle-aged female teacher?

While thinking wildly, Cheng Jibei mechanically finished explaining the general situation of ocean currents, and dragged from Xie Zhili's desk the holy map that he had had nightmares about in the past—the distribution map of ocean currents in the world, intending to explain it to the students in more detail in combination with the actual geography. Talk about the specific factors and influences of the formation of cold and warm currents.

"First of all, let's look at the Gulf Stream." Cheng Jibei drew a circle on the lower right corner of the map, "Sometimes you can see the Gulf Stream in informal occasions—be careful not to bend the current, I know it How many of you want to be crooked." He saw a few girls in the barrage scrolling "Why are ocean currents so basic" and felt a headache.

"This warm current is the largest warm current in the world, but do you know what it has an alias?" Cheng Jibei squinted triumphantly when he saw the extremely cooperative "I don't know" in the barrage—coincidentally, I know.

In the end, before he could open his mouth, a local tyrant's golden "Blue Cat Ocean World Episode 89:)" suddenly appeared in the bullet screen. The tempo of the barrage immediately changed from "Teacher hurry up and tell its nickname" to "What did the blue cat say?" Cheng Jibei felt that he might as well discuss Yang Liu's sexual orientation with those innocent little girls just now.

"Student Ying Ke Siting," Cheng Jibei said with a smile that he thought was extremely solemn, "Please abide by the classroom discipline and don't watch cartoons during class."

About 1 minute later, the bullet screen floated a message of "I was wrong", and the color even turned into an aggrieved blue in perfect harmony. Obviously, a certain perpetrator bought a special effect bullet screen to express his mood.

Forget it, don't be angry with money.Cheng Jibei breathed a sigh of relief, and continued with the "alias of the Gulf Stream": "Europeans can live comfortably in winter because of the Gulf Stream, so it is also called a giant ocean air conditioner."

"The flow of the Gulf Stream is very large and fast. At the earliest time, it was the North Atlantic vortex. With the continuous circulation of the water flow, the flow speed of the Gulf Stream can reach 9.5 kilometers at its fastest..." Zheng said engrossed , Cheng Jibei glanced at the bullet screen, but found that the style of the bullet screen had changed to "Miao a Miao ah ha ha ha ha ha ha" "I went to see it too ha ha ha ha ha ha", he frowned and wondered if he had just said something wrong He said something or accidentally pulled out the poster of the big X cute girl that Xie Zhili had pasted behind the map, until he saw a cute little girl bumping into the muzzle and excitedly said, "I just went to see the blue cat too, really It's exactly the same as 23333"

After the top students took the lead, the whole class watched cartoons in class and waited online.

Cheng Jibei finished talking about the warm Gulf Stream, and then analyzed the formation of the Hokkaido fishing grounds and the El Niño phenomenon. Finally, it was time to answer the questions.

"Ying Que Department, Zhen'ai Online □□ Test Shop, and Edible Gourmet, these three students please come to the blackboard to do the questions." Cheng Jibei picked out today's first line of watching blue cats from the notebook of grudges. The three generals of the day spoke out in a correct manner.

In the barrage, there are those who are envious of the big guys who go to the blackboard every day, and some who don’t know why they are blindly begging for blue cat resources. There is even a flag "If Mr. Jibei asks me to go to the blackboard at the answering time tomorrow, I will perform a copy of the Xinhua dictionary and swallow it alive." A hundred catties of Pipi Shrimp with a broken boulder on his chest and playing basketball upside down" is so shameless, Cheng Jibei took a random glance, cut the window and ran out of the camera, picked up Xie Zhili's ipad, opened Baidu and typed "Blue Cat Ocean World Episode 89" ".

The search engine quickly spit out a bunch of related pages, and Cheng Jibei casually clicked on a video website and began to play the legendary episode 89 silently.When he saw the topic "Gulf Stream" came out, he vaguely understood it, until he quickly dragged the progress bar and saw the big blue cat on the screen saying, "The warm and humid winter of Europeans depends on the Gulf Stream." When Xie Zhili was clamoring for a replacement, the nickname "Giant Ocean Air Conditioner" was given to him by popular science.

#一天内室被室友坏了两亲是什么意思##Is it too late to buy a 40-meter machete and put it behind the door##我的室友是一个智慧吧#

Knowing the truth, Cheng Jibei quietly turned back to the screen.

The Office of Ying Que had already submitted the answer, and now he was serious about deserting the draft area. Cheng Jibei looked at it curiously for a while, only to realize that what he drew was actually the big cat that made him gnash his teeth with hatred just now.

——# also want to buy SF to pay blades to give back to my loyal fans#

The author has something to say:

More than ten years ago, Ge Ping was not the king of ghosts and animals, and the blue cat was just an animation character (.

I followed it to learn the first geography knowledge, and then no more... (no)