Teacher, he wants to do problems on the blackboard

Who are you going to give it to.This is a good question. Cheng Jibei couldn't figure out whether the person on the other side was concerned about this "you" or that "who". It was just an ordinary rewarding relationship between the anchor and the audience, and he couldn't figure out whether the answer should be correct. The hall is concerned about the reason for giving the gift.

Qian Chaoduo: Why?You want to help me choose a gift?

It took a long time for the other party to send an "um", followed by a "It's better to have someone give you a reference than you want it yourself".

Cheng Jibei thought about this reason, and responded kindly.

Qian Chaoduo: Then what is your opinion?

Y: What does it mean to be a man who is "more excellent and feels that he has everything"?

Chaoduo Qian: It is the kind of winner in life who received a scholarship every year when he was studying, worked hard until now he has a house and a car, and is super good-looking

This sentence was sent, but the other side was silent for a long time. Cheng Jibei guessed that Ying Que Siting was probably shocked by the excellence of his boss, and he smiled and was about to jokingly say, "How about it, local tyrant, don't you feel a little ashamed?" Already", the word was only half typed but the opposite side suddenly replied.

Y: Are you describing me?

Cheng Jibei said that he had never seen such a brazen person.

Qian Chaoduo: [Zhuge Liang expression package.jpg] Did you ask your own mirror when you said this?

Y: I asked my assistant, and he said that I basically meet the above conditions.

"You take the assistant's compliment seriously..." Cheng Jibei muttered softly, feeling a little speechless for a while.

After waiting for a long time, Cheng Jibei didn't reply, and the Department of Yingque sent another message, and the attached screenshot gave Cheng Jibei a little inspiration.

Y: Music often makes happiness eternal.

The screenshot is a snapshot taken from Taobao to buy a record player and send a car CD.

Thinking back on my few short car rides, Ying Ke did not turn on the CD player while driving. Cheng Jibei was not sure whether he didn’t like to listen to it or didn’t have time to buy CDs... But what Ying Ke said was true It was indeed deafening, and Cheng Jibei felt that repeating it when he handed the gift should help Ying Ke's image in his heart to a higher level.

After finalizing the gift, Cheng Jibei excitedly opened Taobao to search for the highest-selling order, ignoring the piece of "genuine brother X's pipa incense stick incense seat incense classical music machine" in the low-price area, he was horrified to find a small Even small turntables cost four or even five digits.

Qian Chaoduo: [Screenshot of five-figure record player price.jpg] Brother, do you give too much diamonds and jewelry to others? I usually don’t earn that much in a month of live broadcasting

Well, ignore the month when the Office of Yingjia began to give rewards for lectures.

Y: Don't you give it to your close friends?

Qian Chaoduo: ...ordinary, he is a little more familiar with my roommate.Besides, it's just an ordinary birthday, and everyone else gives three-figure gifts. Wouldn't it be a bit too high-profile for me to go up and smash a five-figure record opportunity?

Y: Oh, ordinary friends, then you can give the one with more than 4000 yuan.

For some reason, Cheng Jibei felt that the low air pressure on the opposite side dissipated a lot.

More than 4000 is still a relatively reasonable number. Thinking of the [-] meal that Ying Ke invited himself to eat last week, Cheng Jibei suddenly felt that he really shouldn't be so petty.The key point is that this store bought a record player with three original soundtrack CDs, so it seemed that I had carefully prepared two gifts, and I was far ahead in terms of quantity.

Thinking of this, Cheng Jibei directly clicked "Buy Now" in a refreshed manner, placed the order quickly and quickly, and sincerely said "thank you" to Ying Que Si Ting, who worked diligently for his advice.

Y: You're welcome, and I haven't met him before, so just treat it as a gift from me and you.

The word Hesong sounds weird, and Cheng Jibei can't tell what's wrong. The thick science man finally waved his hand and decided not to worry about the problem of noun interpretation, and concentrate on preparing lessons, turning kidney pain into motivation for work.

The design content of this day's live broadcast class is to talk about the influence of geographical differences on social culture. Cheng Jibei deliberately picked up the framework of the subjective questions of human geography, so he unconsciously prepared more materials.

After 08:30, Cheng Jibei turned into the invisible anchor teacher Jibei on time, and raised his hand to take a picture of today's theme on the whiteboard: "The things you talked about today, at least nine of your ten exams It will appear in the comprehensive examination paper, so I’ll just talk for two hours, and it’s up to you whether you can continue the persuasion or not.”

In the barrage, there are friends who are not afraid of death happily comforting Cheng Jibei, "Don't be afraid that we have screen recording".

"Okay, then I hope you can turn to the bullet screen at station B and ask Baidu for help during the exam." Cheng Jibei looked at the camera sincerely, with a hint of murderous intent in his gentle tone.

A few friends who were still laughing realized that Mr. Jibei was here for real today, shrank their necks and put away their hands on the keyboard, opened their notebooks and began to take notes seriously.

"This piece of knowledge can be summed up in one sentence as 'one side's water and soil support one person' - don't rush to memorize this, you should turn to page 95 of the textbook, and it will be written in the book," Cheng Jibei almost didn't need to flip through the handout. Can memorize the main content, "Because of the influence of geographical differences, different regions can be seen in all aspects of clothing, food, housing and transportation, such as the cave dwellings in Shaanxi and the stilted buildings in Yunnan, and the noodle culture in Guanzhong and the pastries and snacks in Jiangnan..."

The well-prepared teacher Jibei clicked on the corresponding photo on the courseware every time he talked about a small point. The vivid explanation made the students feel easier to understand.

Cheng Jibei felt that the course of this day had an indescribable flow, but there was still a bit of unaccustomedness in this flow that made him uncomfortable.When he stopped to drink water to catch his breath at No. 40 minutes into the course, his eyes caught the leaderboard in the gift area.

It was only then that Cheng Jibei realized that tonight's barrage was a bit abnormally quiet, and none of the nouveau riche-like barrages of the Yingke Department had floated across the screen.

Is he not here tonight?Cheng Jibei frowned, and automatically filled up countless pictures about the whereabouts of Ying Que's hall tonight.

Xu felt that Cheng Jibei had been sluggish for a long time. In the barrage, a friend asked with concern, "Is teacher feeling unwell today?" Cheng Jibei came back to his senses, put down the water glass and scratched his ears uncomfortably : "No, let's continue to talk about the following content."

It's just that the big guy who added drama to himself in the barrage suddenly disappeared, and I'm really not used to it... Cheng Jibei was lecturing, and countless speculations about the absence of the Department of Yingzheng popped up in his mind , Only then did I feel that I also seemed to have a little potential M-shaking physique.

Cheng Jibei hurriedly pinched back this sharp idea, thinking silently that he just bowed his head to the power of money a hundred times.

As a result, it was not until the end of the answering time that day that the bullet screen prompted "The channel contractor should confirm that the hall enters the live broadcast room". Cheng Jibei was about to use him as a negative example to remind fans to remember to attend class on time, but the other party said After smashing three big crowns, the system prompts "The channel contractor should confirm that the director should exit this live broadcast room"-the other party hastily went offline again.

Cheng Jibei & other fans:  …

So he just went online to drop a gift?Cheng Jibei was shocked by this unpretentious reason for going online.To actually know how to pinpoint a reward before the routine thank you is definitely a great opportunist.

"Then today I also want to thank Mrs. Tsukizuka for her 20 roses, 15 roses under the setting sun and moonlight, 5 diamond rings and 10 roses for Jibei's assistant teacher..." Cheng Jibei paused, and spoke clearly, " And the 3 crowns of the Hall of Insects."

In the barrage, there were a few big brothers who lacked words and posted "As expected of a big brother" and "66666", and there were also a few little fans who changed their IDs and wanted Cheng Jibei to block them forever "" After listening to the class today, I saw Wuli, Shi Ji, and his wife send candy, so this girl can be said to be very satisfied." Cheng Jibei looked at their IDs a few more times, probably because he received the crown again, he felt these Hot-eyed IDs such as "Shijijia shopkeeper's" and "Shijijia waiter" are not as annoying as the first glance.

——Well, it would be even better if it could be changed to Chicken Silk House, after all, I should be Gong, right?

Cheng Jibei didn't realize at all that he had already started to think about the problems between himself and the Department of Yingke. After the routine thanks and chatted with everyone, he happily ended today's live broadcast.

After finishing the live broadcast, Cheng Jibei habitually turned on his mobile phone to check the unread messages on WeChat and Weibo, only to find out that the Office of Yingzheng had sent himself a WeChat request for leave 5 minutes before the live broadcast.

Y: There is something wrong with the design drawing. I have to work overtime tonight, and the live broadcast may not be able to catch up.

Recalling the shocking crash that went online 10 minutes before the end of the live broadcast, Cheng Jibei persuaded him a few words against his will.

Qian Chaoduo: It’s okay, you are busy and you don’t need to ask me for leave. You didn’t come to class today and you smashed the crown for me. How embarrassing.

Ying Que's office must have been really busy, and Cheng Jibei didn't get his reply until he came out of a game of League of Legends.

Y: I agreed to send a record player to your friend together with you. Let’s show my heart by donating tonight.

That's what it means to share feelings.Cheng Jibei finally figured out the meaning of the sentence that should be confirmed by the office in the afternoon.

Qian Chaoduo: ...You and my friend have never met before, so it's too casual to send a four-digit number all at once, right?

Y: This record player is mainly given by you, and I will take it as yours.

The powerlessness of the communication barrier returned to Cheng Jibei in an instant, and it turned out that Ying Que Siting was still the same Ying Que Siting whose brain circuits grew in reverse.

Qian Chaoduo: ...I'm not going to a wedding, whatever.

The other party never responded to a message. Cheng Jibei guessed that the other party just took time out of his busy schedule to say a few words, then put down his phone and plunged into another life-and-death battle.

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When a person is thinking about whether his relationship with others is AB or BA, he has subconsciously accepted the setting that the two are together. —Wozki Schold