Teacher, he wants to do problems on the blackboard

Just when Cheng Jibei's heart was full of fluctuations, he suddenly saw a new unread private message received on the private message interface.The default avatar and familiar ID gave him an urge to forcibly block him.However, Zha Lang didn't give Cheng Jibei a chance not to read it at all, and the function of forcibly previewing the content of private messages is simply not too considerate.

Ying Que Siting: Do you really want to hear my voice?

It looks like someone wants to have a good chat.Cheng Jibei opened the private message with a soft snort, and decided to use the gardener's generous and selfless love to express his indifference.

Ink Live-Jibei Teacher V: I am willing to bet and admit defeat, I should have sung it and I did not run away.

Ying Que Siting: Oh, it seems that you really want to hear my voice.

Excuseme? ?Cheng Jibei was shocked by the incomparably powerful and shameless Ying Que Department Office. There are still people who can interpret the inner unwillingness and struggle behind the four words "willing to gamble and admit defeat".

Ink Live-Jibei Teacher V:? ? ?I don't, I don't want to.

Yingke Department: WeChat interest1992.I didn't learn the song of ocean currents, but there is indeed a song about the sea that I quite like.

what's the situation?Cheng Jibei stared blankly at the WeChat message sent suddenly from the other side, a little confused about the development of this matter, why the big guy with a strange brain circuit on the other side suddenly lost his mind in the middle of the night and forced to sell his WeChat account to himself ?

But things like listening to music... It's useless not to listen to it.Cheng Jibei glanced at Xie Zhili, who was staring at the screen of the mobile phone happily, and clicked "add friend" smoothly, and pasted the WeChat account sent by the department in the account search bar, a nickname called "Y "The user jumped out immediately.

Click "Add" and type "Send North" in the application information, and the other party quickly passed the application.

Y: so obedient?

Cheng Jibei choked for a moment, and didn't know what to reply for a while so as not to lose to Ying Que Siting in terms of momentum, so he had to send a Teletubbies emoji to the other party to pretend that he didn't understand.

Y: Wait for me to adjust the strings of the guitar. I just found out. It may be a little loose.

The one with its own BGM?Such a sincere performance by the other party made Cheng Jibei feel that he was treating a gentleman with the heart of a villain just now. He replied dryly with "yes", and a little expectation rose in his heart.

There hasn't been a message from the other side for a long time. It seems that he is really serious about tuning the guitar. Cheng Jibei just stares at the WeChat dialogue interface, and gradually closes his eyes...

At 06:30 the next morning, Cheng Jibei, who was soundly dreaming, was awakened by Xie Zhili's exciting alarm.After calling "Old Xie" four times, he still only heard the loud snoring sound from the other party. Cheng Jibei, who was also extremely sleepy, had to get out of bed in a daze, and reached out his hand on Xie Zhili's bed instinctively to find the one that was still singing. "It's him, it's our friend Xiao Nezha" cut off the alarm clock on the mobile phone, then turned back to his bed and planned to sleep until noon.

However, 10 minutes later, Cheng Jibei, who could only cook pancakes on the bed, resignedly gave up struggling, took his mobile phone and planned to check Weibo and then fell asleep.

Unlocking the lock screen, Cheng Jibei unexpectedly found that his interface was still stuck on the unfinished conversation with Ying Kesiting last night, and only then remembered that he seemed to have fallen asleep in a daze while waiting for someone to sing last night.

An unread message was sent from the other side, and the department of Yingke, who was serious about fulfilling his promise, actually sent an audio link.

Cheng Jibei clicked on the link, and the interface automatically jumped to a private sharing window on the web version of the APP. It can be seen that this is only one person to listen to after it was uploaded by the Yingke Department last night.This "only me and him have heard of it" secret made Cheng Jibei feel a little indescribably happy, and Cheng Jibei got out of bed and took the earphones from the table to enjoy the benefits of earphones.

There was a few seconds of blankness at the beginning of the audio, and then a few short coughs came from a man, and Cheng Jibei's heart suddenly rose up—although everyone guessed that this should be a low-key and elegant man. man, but it is still different from hearing the voice with your own ears.

With the end of the cough, the guitar sounded slowly, and the familiar melody of "The Saltwater Room" came to Cheng Jibei's ears, as if the person on the opposite side specially moved a chair and sat next to him to continue playing. He hummed softly along with the BGM.

"I opened my eyes last night and saw you in the low light..."

Then, as soon as the other side opened his mouth, Cheng Jimei's peaceful little world immediately shattered.

The lyrics are familiar lyrics, and the melody is familiar, but who will tell me what the hell is this voice that is more ghostly than Donald Duck?Cheng Jibei angrily took off his earphones and closed the webpage, and sent three messages in a row denouncing the unkindness of Ying Que's office.

Qian Chaoduo: Come out for me! ! [angry][angry]

Qian Chaoduo: Do ​​you think I’m deaf and can’t hear you? Did you turn on the voice changer? ? ? [angry][angry]

Qian Chaoduo: Doesn't your conscience ache? ! [expletive] [expletive]

There are not many people playing WeChat at this point in the morning on weekends, and Yingkesiting is obviously not among them.Therefore, no matter how many exclamation points Cheng Jibei uttered, the other party still remained silent.

Cheng Jibei had no choice but to give up the harassment, clicked on the poisonous audio link again, and dragged the progress bar to listen to the cough at the beginning several times.

The voice of the person on the other side should be quite nice.Well, it seems that the windows are not closed, the wind is a bit loud, he must have caught a cold, right?There seemed to be a little laughter in the coughing voice, hehe, I knew this person was also recalling my poem recitation.Ah, is there any technology that can restore the sound processed by the voice changer...

When Cheng Jibei came back to his senses, he realized that he had been listening to a cough for half an hour in an extremely ungentlemanlike manner.

At 08:30 in the morning, it is time for normal people to wake up and check unread messages on WeChat.Cheng Jibei finally received an explanation from the voice changer prince.

Y: [No, because I have no conscience at all.jpg]

Amazing, people who don't even bother to send out emojis can still use emojis.Cheng Jibei poked the phone screen expressionlessly, as if he wanted to poke the conscience of someone behind the screen through the screen.

Qian Chaoduo: I’m planning to sing for me, why are you still hiding and turning on the voice changer? Are you a man?

Y: I thought you would prefer to listen to this version.

Qian Chaoduo: Then why don’t I just rent the discs and watch cartoons? ?Who likes to hear Donald Duck sing [EXPLETIVE]

Y: Well, those kids might like Donald Duck better.

Cheng Jibei pondered for 10 minutes before realizing that Ying Que Siting seemed to be reassuring himself that no one would care about his majestic performance last night.

Qian Chaoduo: This kind of comfort does not make people feel very happy, okay? [Goodbye][Goodbye]

Y: I'm going to a meeting, please leave a message.

Being disturbed by the Department of Yingke, Cheng Jibei miraculously found that the incident of singing and overturning the car last night did not make him very sad. After sitting on the bed for a while, he even planned to get up and drag the professor for more than half a day. Weekly data analysis was done.

So when Xie Zhili woke up from his sound sleep, he was horrified to find that his roommate, who was determined not to get up before twelve o'clock on weekends, got out of bed early and opened SPSS to swim in the ocean of data.

"Isn't the deadline set on the eighth of next month?" Xie Zhili flipped through the memo on his phone, looking at the busy movements of Cheng Jibei's hands in doubt, "Why did you start working hard so early?"

"Turning grief and anger into motivation, I will work hard to publish journals, so that everyone thinks that I am still a wise male god."

Seeing that his roommate was so demanding to make progress, Xie Zhili was too embarrassed to interrupt his struggle, and tactfully tiptoed around him and walked to the toilet to wash up, not even daring to take a breath.

However, this kind of knowledge was short-lived, and soon Xie Zhili rushed out of the toilet holding his mobile phone.

"Rich, rich, rich!!" Xie Zhili excitedly ran towards Cheng Jibei, "We will have a date soon if we have money!!"

Cheng Jibei hugged his wireless mouse tightly in fright: "Where did you get it? Did you just buy it on Taobao?"

"How is that possible!" Xie Zhili turned his phone to Cheng Jibei, and explained seriously, "Look at this—just reply to WeChat to sign up and fill in some personal information to enter the matching system, and choose one for you to spend Christmas with. Object."

"...So you want to participate in If You Are the One on WeChat?" Cheng Jibei looked at the excited roommate speechlessly.

Xie Zhili didn't hear Cheng Jibei's implication, and sternly retorted: "This is called a one-day CP, not If You Are the One. I have already signed up, would you like to sign up for me too?"

"Forget it, thinking about the academic exchange meeting that you dove off yesterday gives me a headache."

"Okay..." Xie Zhili took back the phone resentfully, and floated back to the toilet alone, "If you refuse to try like this, you will never be able to find Mr. Ruyi."

——Xie Zhili and Cheng Jibei were roommates during their undergraduate studies, and they chose this school by coincidence when they took the postgraduate entrance examination. Therefore, the two, who are well aware of each other's preference for men's sexual orientation, happily collude again in the new semester, throwing their arms into each other's hands. house.

As for the reason why the two did not become relatives, Cheng Jibei attributed it to that he did not want to bow to the power of money, while Xie Zhili declared more bluntly that "there is no love between two zeros".

"I'm Gong!" Although Cheng Jibei hadn't done any physical practice, as a guy with a height of 1.8 meters, he had a mysterious confidence in his physique enough to accommodate and take care of his partner.

Xie Zhili, who had read all of Qian Fan, smiled heartily: "Tolerance. I understand."

Don't gossip.In the end, Xie Zhili did not succeed. Amway Cheng Jibei signed up to participate in the gaudy one-day CP event, but Cheng Jibei looked at the event cashing time on December 12 and somehow felt a little familiar... It seemed to be an important day?

He opened Baidu and searched: the day when the British naturalist Darwin began to sail around the world, the day when the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank were established, and the day when China announced the world's first artificial synthesis of crystalline bovine insulin... as if in his own memory Is it someone who is closer to you?

It was not until three days later that Cheng Jibei received a WeChat message from a friend of the opposite sex from the School of Humanities that he remembered what day December 12 was.

Miss Lu wants to be a good girl: Brother Jibei, Ying Nanshen’s birthday is coming up, I bought him a birthday present, can you please pass it on to him when the time comes? [Star Eyes.jpg]

Cheng Jibei slapped his thigh suddenly - isn't December 12th Ying Ke's birthday?

The author has something to say:

Cheng Jibei: Ask God of Technology to help me turn off the voice changer opposite :)

Cheng Jibei: It’s okay if you can’t ask for it, and ask the technology emperor to help me beat the other side with a lot of money :)