What to do if my husband eats his own vinegar every day

After Mr. Xiang fell down, he was still very dishonest. He muttered "Let go of me, I want to eat meat" and struggled to stand up.

Gu Chen pressed him down as hard as he could, and his forehead was bursting with blue veins due to excessive force, but he still had to discuss with him in a pleasant manner, "It's okay to eat meat if you want, can we eat it with chopsticks? Don't use chopsticks. Grab it with your hands, or you'll get burned!"

It's a pity that reasoning with a drunk is like playing the piano with a cow, and waving his arms to the young master with a smirk, the donkey's lips don't match the horse's mouth, and the donkey's lips don't match the horse's mouth: "It's okay to eat finger meat, I love finger meat!"

"Eat it yourself!" Gu Chen said angrily, but grabbed his wrists and locked him tightly.After all, he is the host and must be responsible for his safety.

The two tugged at each other, unable to come to a standstill.During the period, Xiang Yiwei resisted vigorously, and accidentally touched Gu Chen's face with his lips four or five times, but Gu Chen didn't care, and put on a posture of swearing to fight him to the end, wrapping his hands and feet around him.The two chased each other, turned over, and rushed over, like two fighting cocks thrown into the battlefield, fighting back and forth, very lively, completely unaware that "Xu Xinglan" beside him had already got up from the ground, and at this moment Sitting on a chair with Erlang legs crossed, he played the melon-eating crowd with a cold face.

Not long after, Xiang Yiwei probably had a lot of alcohol, and his combat power declined rapidly, while Gu Chen became more and more courageous in the battle, and finally stood up and suppressed him, then dragged him to the sofa to lie down, Gu Chen rubbed his sore shoulders, I feel as if I have fought a tough battle, and my whole body is weak and weak.Looking at Mr. Xiang who was sprawled on the sofa, he was a little delirious, so he couldn't help laughing helplessly.This person is usually like a proud peacock, no matter where he goes, he will not lose his demeanor, but he unexpectedly has such a childish side when he is drunk.Gu Chen suddenly realized that his original prejudice against him was so deep that he covered his eyes with dust and ignored many shining points on him.In fact, he is a very cute person, he is not as unapproachable as he looks, he distinguishes right from wrong, has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, seems arrogant, but actually lives more frankly and honestly than anyone else.

After Xiang Yiwei settled down, Gu Chen relaxed a lot. Only then did he belatedly realize that it was not only Mr. Xiang who was drunk, but also Xu Xinglan who had already collapsed to the ground.

He hurriedly looked behind him, and fell straight into a pair of deep eyes.

The owner of the eyes looked at him quietly, his handsome face was as calm as a pool of stagnant water, without the slightest wave, making it impossible to see any emotion.

Gu Chen could judge by intuition that the person in front of him should not be Xu Xinglan, but after thinking about it, it is not surprising that a drunk person has a different appearance.

"Xinglan?" He asked tentatively, "When did you wake up? Aren't you drunk?"

"You finally noticed me." The other party glanced at his watch and answered irrelevantly, "I sat here for eleven minutes and 13 seconds before you noticed my existence. I almost thought I was just an ornament in this room .”

Gu Chen's scalp exploded, this guy is definitely not Xu Xinglan!

The tone seems to be Xu Fang, but he counted the time clearly, not letting go of how many seconds, this kind of serious approach is clearly something that Li Xin would do, but Li Xin can't speak rigidly, not to mention his patience It is directly proportional to his temper. With his fiery temper, he would have already lost his temper after being ignored for so long.

In the end, Gu Chen came to the conclusion that that brat Xu Xinglan really replaced Xu Fang!

"Xu Fang." Gu Chen smiled and turned his eyes into crescents, "Why didn't you call me when you woke up?"

"I called." Xu Fang said lightly, "I called Gu Chen several times, but you ignored me."

"Really?" Gu Chen laughed, "I didn't hear that."

Xu Fang glanced towards the sofa, and then turned back, with a half-smile expression on his face, "Just now you were playing around, very happy and devoted, it's normal if you didn't hear it."

Gu Chen wondered why these words sounded so sour, as if every word had been soaked in a vinegar vat, and each word was thrown into the air one by one, and the whole private room was instantly filled with the smell of old Shanxi vinegar. .

Gu Chen still hasn't forgotten the words he swore to Xu Xinglan, so he laughed dryly, trying to reason with the reasonable Xu Dashen.

"We're not playing around here. Just now, Xiang Yiwei drank too much and ate vegetables with his hands. The boiled beef just made was still steaming. I was afraid he might get burned, so I stopped him." .”

"Stop it, for a second?" Xu Fang laughed, making Gu Chen's heart shudder, "Rolling around on the ground and making a fuss for ten minutes, this kind of stopping really opened my eyes."

Hey, you are a great god, a great god who has already ascended the altar, our biggest myth, can you be a little more broad-minded?

Gu Chen explained while slandering: "You don't know, he is very strong, I managed to hold him down, and he broke free immediately, it took me a lot of effort to get him, the bones are almost falling apart ..."

Xu Fang poked and rubbed the center of his brows, he didn't know if he listened or not, he stood up and walked out, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Gu Chen followed closely, and chased him in two steps in three steps, and asked worriedly: "Does your head hurt? Can you hold on? Will you faint? What can I do for you? If you feel uncomfortable, you must tell me..."

As soon as the words fell, Gu Chen only felt his arms tighten, and he was suddenly pulled into a warm embrace.

The sudden hug made Gu Chen feel both surprised and sweet, and his little heart was beating non-stop.

Xu Fang put his arms around him, resting his chin on his shoulder, almost putting all his body weight on him.

"How much alcohol did Xu Xinglan drink? My head is so dizzy..."

"One cup."

"Just a glass?"

"A cup that can hold half a catty..."

Xu Fang smiled "heh", and the hot air that he exhaled carried a strong smell of wine, spraying on Gu Chen's cheeks, creating an intoxicating blush.

"I only have two taels. No wonder I'm dizzy. You have to hold me up. I feel like I might fall down at any time."

"Oh." Gu Chen nodded blankly.

It turned out to be a crutch...

Stepping into the bathroom, Xu Dashen was about to go to the urinal to drain the water. Gu Chen, the "crutch stick", was obviously not doing his job properly, and even shyly shy away from his master.

Xu Dashen was immediately dissatisfied, "When you hugged your classmate and rolled on the ground, you couldn't run out of strength. If you ask you to help me for a while, can't you help me after walking a few steps?"

Gu Chen suddenly had the feeling of being slapped in the face, Xu Xinglan was right, this guy looked very understanding and sensible, but his mind was as narrow as a stitch of needles.

"Don't I see no evil?" Gu Chen stepped forward to support him, not forgetting to defend himself, "Besides, you don't want me to watch you pee, do you?"

"I've been touched by you, are you still afraid of being seen by you?" Xu Fang said shamelessly, unzipped his trousers, and took out his penis.Gu Chen couldn't hold it back, and glanced down in a strange way, and a joking voice sounded next to his ear, "This is what you call seeing no evil? Well, don't keep staring at it, it will swell up."

Swell up? !

Gu Chen felt ashamed and ashamed.

"I, I didn't!" He couldn't straighten his tongue no matter how hard he tried, his face was already red like a monkey's ass, but he still refused to admit it, "I'm too lazy to look at it!"

Xu Fang smiled, with a look of "I will quietly watch you deny but I will not expose you".

Gu Chen stopped talking, and turned his head to the side, he can't afford to be provoked, he can always hide...

After peeing, Gu Chen helped Xu Fang to the washstand.Xu Fang washed his hands first, and then took a handful of water to wash his face.

Gu Chen didn't look at him. In fact, his ears had been paying attention to his movement. Hearing the sound, he quickly took out a tissue and handed it to him, "Wipe your face, are you still dizzy? I'll call the waiter to You make a cup of hangover tea."

"It's okay for the time being." After Xu Fang wiped his face, he came to help Gu Chen wipe it again, holding his head with one hand, and wiping his face methodically with a tissue in the other hand.

Gu Chen stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes, confused by his serious expression.

"Is there something dirty on my face?" Why wipe my face for no reason?

"Yeah." Xu Fang responded, "Very dirty."

"..." Gu Chenjiong, he didn't know when his face was dirty.

Xu Fang immediately cleared his doubts, "Are you really stupid or don't care? When you were making a fuss, your classmate's mouth touched your cheek several times. Don't you know how to avoid it?"

A sour smell filled the air again, Gu Chen stared at the "big vinegar jar" in front of him, a little powerless to complain.

If women are said to be made of water, then this guy is definitely made of aged vinegar!

"I just touched it by accident! I can't be too surprised, can I? That's very hypocritical, okay? Also, how many times have I said that we are not crazy! Don't you keep holding on to this topic?! "

Xu Fang stopped what he was doing, stared at him silently, his face was so gloomy that he could wring out a handful of water.

After only looking at each other for less than five seconds, Gu Chen was defeated and was directly crushed into slag by his oppressive low pressure.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong," Gu Chen shrugged his head like a deflated ball, admitting his mistake cowardly, "If this kind of thing happens again in the future, I will definitely avoid it."

"Well, let's go out." Xu Fang was really coaxed, and actually started a joke, "I suddenly thought of a question, if you weren't there to stop it, would your classmates have already put that bowl of boiled beef Grab it and eat it?"

Gu Chen was startled, it's too bad, how could I forget this episode?

"Hurry up, hurry up!" He hurriedly pushed Xu Fang forward, "If he gets burned, I will not be able to escape the responsibility, I was the one who brought him here for dinner."

"Don't panic." Xu Fang pretended that he couldn't walk, and walked lazily, "After so long, the bowl of boiled beef is no longer hot. At most, he just burned his hand with oil, no It will be dangerous."

When Gu Chen heard this, he wrestled with his left and right feet and almost fell down. He glared at Xu Dashen beside him resentfully, and thought angrily: How can there be such a bad person in this world!It's just as bad as hell...

Returning to the private room, the imaginary scene of Mr. Xiang drunkenly holding the dish and getting himself covered in oil did not happen, but he got up from the sofa at some point and was sitting quietly at the dining table drinking Tea.

"Are you awake?" Gu Chen asked, and then chuckled in his heart, it's amazing, you can get drunk if you want to, and you can change your life if you want to sober up. You guys are actually drinking fake bars?

"Yeah." Xiang Yiwei raised his eyelids slowly, the drunkenness seemed to have not completely subsided, and his articulation was not clear when he spoke, "I thought, you have already left..."

"Why did we leave you and sneak away?" Gu Chen laughed, "We just went to the bathroom once."

"When I was woken up in a daze just now, I was lying on the ground, and there was a waiter standing beside me. She was looking at me with the same face. At that time, I thought, 'Gu Chen, invite me to dinner, You actually got me drunk and threw me in the restaurant, that's really cool. It's a good thing you didn't leave, otherwise our relationship would be over..."

Mr. Xiang, who was knocked down by alcohol once, although his eyes are still a little blurred, his expression is still cool and cool, but in Gu Chen's eyes, there is an indescribably pitiful taste.

Just as he was about to say a few words of comfort, a sentence wafted slowly into his ear, his tone full of teasing elements.

"Does your classmate have persecution paranoia?"

A moderate voice reverberated in the room, and the air suddenly became quiet. Gu Chen was not sure if Xiang Yiwei had heard it. He wanted to sew up Xu Fang's mouth with a needle and thread in embarrassment. He turned his head and stared fiercely. Xu Dashen, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, took a look, turned his head back with a smile, and said to Xiang Yiwei: "Drinking so hard, can you still bear it? How about I send you back to the dormitory to rest?"

Before Xiang Yiwei could reply, Xu Fang reminded first: "You guys are gone, I can't finish all the dishes by myself."

Xiang Yiwei glanced at him inexplicably, picked up the chopsticks, "Eat."

Seeing this, Gu Chen, who originally planned to separate the two of them, had no choice but to bite the bullet and accompany them to the end.

However, what happened next took him quite by surprise. The two of them silently reached a consensus on a truce, and finally ushered in a short period of peaceful coexistence.

Seeing the two of them eating vegetables and drinking soup honestly, Gu Chen still couldn't believe his eyes. He seriously suspected that alcohol had anesthetized their brains and made them lose energy to continue the fight.

Seeing that he was almost done eating, Gu Chen took out his wallet and prepared to go to the service counter to pay the bill.

Holding the teacup, Xu Fang took a sip of the tea, as if he was in charge, "Swipe my card."

"Okay." Gu Chen agreed, striding out of the private room.

Looking at this scene, Xiang Yiwei suddenly felt an unspeakable sense of weirdness. He instinctively turned his gaze to Xu Fang. He wanted to seek an answer from the other party, but unexpectedly bumped into a pair of Xu Fang. Deep and dark eyes.

Seeing him looking over, Xu Fang sat up straight and put on a serious look. Between the opening and closing of his lips, a cold voice slowly spread in the air.

"While Gu Chen is not here, I have to tell you something clearly."

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