The host is a willful great devil

After a moment of confusion, I opened my eyes again, and that person was standing in front of me with a doting smile on his face.

Gu Yan, oh, no, it should be zero.Zero looked at him, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and finally he couldn't help laughing, opened his arms, and said softly, "One, I'm back."

"Well, it's good to be back." Yi stepped forward and hugged Zero tightly in his arms.

Although in this space, the disappearance and appearance of zero happened almost at the same time, but in each parallel universe, they actually experienced such a long time and so many life and death together, but within a few seconds, they will be together again. Hugging each other into their arms is full of vicissitudes.

The young boy following behind said crisply, "Welcome Master Zero home."

"521! How dare you impersonate 1314! 1314 has to settle this account with you!" The hairball squatting on top of Zero rushed towards the young boy like a cannonball, but the young boy quickly grabbed it in his hand and carried it behind his back.

With a tall and straight figure and a little black dress, he looks like a well-mannered little deacon.

If it weren't for 1314's sharp baby voice coming from behind him all the time.

"521! You bastard! Let go of 1314!"

521 bowed slightly, "One master, zero master, 521 has no way to discipline and disturbed the two masters, so he took 1314 to retreat."

Lingyi still wrapped his arms around Yi's waist, and stretched out his hand to pat 521's shoulder, "I've worked hard for you during this time. Go."

521 blushed slightly on her white and tender face, nodded and said, "Master Zero, you're welcome."

Zero looked over Yi's shoulder and watched 521 walk away calmly with a bunch of dull hair on 1314's head. 1314 flapped his little wings and kept bluffing along the way, so he couldn't help laughing, "Two dramatists."

"After all, I walked through thousands of worlds with you."

Zero's "vacation" mechanism was full of problems at first, and it was a mess.As soon as I felt that I needed a helper, I tried many times, so I got 521.

As 521 took more and more "vacations" with Zero, 521 became more and more like a "person".

If you are a person, you will have a personal will.At that time, 1314 created 1314 again, planning to make 521 responsible for the "external coordination work", that is, when 1314, [-] and [-] are all in the parallel universe, [-] will schedule the appearance and disappearance of [-] to ensure the same "amnesia" "One can appear in the "task world" where Zero is about to go for the first time, and leave in time after Zero leaves.

But this is actually a very delicate and high-end work. It is hard to say whether the newly created 1314 can do it.

521 volunteered and took the job.So the AI ​​that accompanied Zero through thousands of worlds became 1314.

Up to now, 1314 has accompanied Zero through countless worlds.

Zero: "1314 said it didn't want to 'graduate', but I still think...well, it should be forced to 'graduate'."

After all, 521 should also have a companion. What's the fun in always playing with a fur ball?

One: "Instead of caring about 1314, how about caring about yourself?"

Zero: "I'm doing very well now, very peaceful. I have to say, your method is good. Look at me now, I spend less and less time going out and wandering, and the time of stability after I come back is getting longer and longer~"

One: "I mean...you ran away in the last world without saying hello, and ran back to the first world without saying hello until you came home. One, one, one person has passed more than 30 years, huh?"

Zero giggled dryly, and quickly leaned over to kiss her as if to apologize, "It's my parents who raised me, so there must be a beginning and an end. Besides, from this point of view, it's just a blink of an eye. You didn't really wait any longer. More than 30 years~”

After finishing speaking with a hippie smile, Zero looked at Yi Danger's squinted eyes, and quickly surrendered, "Okay! I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't dare next time."

She bent over and hugged the person horizontally, curling the corners of her mouth, "Hmph, it's too late to admit my mistake."

"You did it on purpose." Zero, who was thrown into the soft bed, couldn't help frowning, and then supported the person who was bullying him with one hand.

"Hmm~" He raised his eyebrows and confessed.

"I just came back, I'm tired." Zero grabbed Yi's dishonest hand.

"Where's your intelligence? You can't tell a lie." After the punitive kiss, everything hit the nail on the head.

Their noumenon is an extremely abstract "consciousness", not even a "body", so how can they be "tired".

On the contrary, it is this "direct collision of souls"...

"It's too exciting, I just came back, I'm afraid I won't get used to it, I won't be able to bear it..." Ling said.

Yi lowered his body and whispered in Zero's ear, "But I like to see you 'unbearable'~"

Ling pursed his mouth and looked at him with bright eyes that were as gorgeous as peach blossoms, pretending to be pitiful.

Yi didn't accept this at all, planted strawberries on Ling's neck with his head bowed, confessed a "crime", and planted one.

"Forged Joshua's diary and lied to me, huh? If 521 hadn't revealed the information to me in time, I would have been mad at you."

"I, I don't remember anything at that time..." Zero defended guiltily.

It's better not to mention such things as liking the wrong person and wanting revenge.

"Young master from a rich family, you played tricks on me, a poor little singer, and made me confess and propose in front of 10 people. You just run away after teasing, huh?"

"No, no, that's just rushing to the next world to see you."

Yi narrowed his eyes dangerously, and smiled, "I became stupid when I found out that you came back. Did you know who I was at that time? Hurry up to see me? Huh? And it's okay if you don't mention it, don't miss that life, you I really chose a good host~"

"I...wasn't it because I didn't know anything at the time..." Zero grievance flattened his mouth, then seemed to think of something suddenly, his tone changed, "Oh ~ so you lied to me with 1314 to have some SSS-level mission, Trick me back and force me to discover the truth as soon as possible! Do you know how much impact it had on me when I opened the rooms in the maze and saw the images of our previous lives! I thought I was a' People', but finally found out that I am not a 'human', how subversive the three views! I almost collapsed, you know? Why not give clues slowly like every time before, and let me slowly accept~!" Zero anger He pinched Yi's neck to vent his anger.

Anyway, he didn't use much force, so he just gestured, it didn't hurt or itchy, and he just let him go.He raised his hand to stroke Ling's hair, and after taking a deep breath, he said slowly, "It's not what you think."

"Huh?" Zero doubted.

"You don't know how bad your mental state is after quitting Mo Nian and Lu Li's world... The speed of parallel universe annihilation is comparable to the speed of your bare hands destruction."

zero:! ! !

One: "I don't dare to let you go directly to the next world anymore, so I had to come up with such a scam, thinking, if I can rely on the so-called SSS-level mission, it would be good to keep you forever."

Ling froze for a moment, "So...you were so busy during that time...and then you had to be distracted to take care of me who was always trying to attack you...poof." Looking back now, I suddenly felt a little funny.Ling Zhi started to kiss Yi, "Thank you, Yi."

A kiss, "Yeah, I have worked so hard. So, how are you going to compensate me?"

After talking for a long time, it turned out that he was waiting for me here.Zero spread out his limbs, pretending to be a lamb at the mercy of others, "As you please~"

Anyway, every time I come back from "vacation", I will encounter a "sweet punishment".

Please die fast!Seeking Superbirth!

As soon as he laughed angrily, she made up her mind to bully him. "Baby, tell me, who do you like the most? I can become like him~"

Want to dig a hole for Lao Tzu and find an excuse to make sauce?No way!

Ling raised his hand to caress a handsome face, and said affectionately, "I like you the most~"

"Little liar, when did you not run away because you were tired of me?"

Zero: "Uh..."

One: "Like the new and dislike the old."

Ling muttered, "You don't give me a chance to find new ones, aren't they all old wine in new bottles..."

One: "It seems that you are really tired of drinking my 'old wine'."

Zero hurriedly held Yi's face and took a sip, "Oh, why are you so incomprehensible? The wine gets better and better with age, don't you know?" Seeing that the man's face still didn't turn sunny, Zero said, "As for Changing to a 'new bottle' or something, it's all life adjustments..."

Zero suddenly felt very aggrieved, "Like the new and dislike the old", it's not what he wants.There are so many wonderful parallel universes, but he can't touch them, and there is nothing here... Well, although he can conjure anything he wants.

But... people say the seven-year itch, he and Yi have been together for hundreds of millions of seven years, okay?And he doesn't have such a strong rationality to control himself...Facing each other all day long, it's inevitable that the two will hate each other after a long time...

In short, blame the damn "universe"!Throwing so much of a distasteful nature at him!

Seeing Ling's mouth pursed, his brows furrowed, his eyes wandering and he didn't know what was going on in his mind, Yi felt helpless, and stretched out his hand to pinch his waist.

"Aww!" Zero was provoked into a carp, "What are you doing?"

One: "Which 'new bottle' do you want?"

Zero: "I'm reminiscing about the aroma of your old wine~"

One: "So you look disgusted?"

Zero: Damn it!Did I just look disgusted?

However, 1314 was captured by 521, and no one told him.

Zero: Why do you inexplicably start running wildly on the road to death every time this happens? !

"Ah! The world line! Did I ruin it a lot again? Hurry up and fix it~ They are arguing in my head..." Ling Fu was in pain.

"Numbers 2-9 are doing preliminary repairs, and I'm not needed for the time being."

stare at each other.

Zero rage, "I'll lie down and let you suppress me! If you want to kill me or kill me, please listen to me~ Please don't stare at me like this, please? Old man!"

The corner of his mouth hooked up, and in the next second, Zero suddenly felt his body lighten up, and a soft body with a slender waist fell into his arms.

"Suddenly want to try this 'new bottle'~"

Zero stared in astonishment, opened his mouth wide, and took a long time to spit out two words, "Momo?!"

"Ouch~ Brother Gu Yan is so affectionate when you call me~" The cute cat's ears trembled, and Bai Mo flicked the long cat's tail, and wrapped it around an indescribable place sensitively, then stroked and caressed alley……

Ling pushed Bai Mo away, huddled on the head of the bed with a face full of horror, and shouted, "One! Don't overdo it! Although...Although Bai Mo is also you...but Bai Mo is like my own sister...a real goddess You, you quickly change back for me!"

Bai Mo pressed his soft waist, crawled over like a cat and approached Zero, stretched out the tip of his pink tongue and licked his lower lip softly, "Really, Brother Gu Yan ~ So Mo Mo is your true goddess Ah~ Then you...don't want to try with the goddess?"

"Ahhh—! You bastard! You just want to become Mobai, don't you! I agree! Can't I agree?! Please become Mobai~!" Zero closed his eyes and shouted.

"Hmph." There was a chuckle in his ear, "You begged me for this."

Ma Dan!Bad taste!

……

Zero: "Why only cat tails but no ears! Poor review!"

One: "If you want ears, then I will become white ink."

"No!" Zero refused decisively.

She moved her cat's tail, leaned over and kissed Zero's trembling, sweaty back, and whispered in his ear, "I suddenly miss the wing play of Jehovah and Lucifer..."

Zero is like being struck by lightning, and the whole person is Spartan.

"If you dare to play, I will run away from home immediately!"

"Don't pinch my wings!" 521 pinched the roots of the two wings with both hands, and stroked the veins carefully, all the hairs on the whole body of 1314 exploded, and the milky voice with two angry blushes directed at the expressionless face. The 521 yelled.

"Uncomfortable?" 521 frowned slightly, seeming a little puzzled.So he was a little more gentle.

"I told you not to, don't touch me, wings..." 1314 Yuanyuan's little face became more and more flushed, her two big dark eyes were covered with water, and she looked pitiful and ready to cry. The vicious aura has completely disappeared, and it sounds like a bullied milk doll. "Don't touch, don't touch... 521! 1314 hates you..."

521 held it close to his mouth and kissed, "Go tell the master that you want to 'graduate'."

1314 looked for a gap and flew away, floating in the air and glaring at 521 angrily, "I don't!" Then he turned his head and flew out.

521 closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and quickly grabbed 1314 back in two steps.

"521! Don't bully 1314 just because you have a human figure!" 1314 struggled and screamed.

521 sat down on the edge of the bed, held 1314 in one hand and looked over and over again, as if looking for something, and said in a toneless tone, "You are responsible for everything. It is you who don't want human form to hide from me. If you can't hide from me, I blame myself." You are the one without a human form."

"Hurry up and let go of 1314! Otherwise, I will call the master!"

521, who couldn't find a starting point, frowned slightly, took a deep breath and continued to search. "You want to look for it? I want to look for it too. But the masters must be very busy now and don't have time to talk to us. Otherwise, I can directly ask a master how to change you back."

1314 fried hair, "521!!!"

521's hand paused, and the cherry-colored lips slowly evoked a faint smile, "'Switch', I found it."

……

Zero: "Come, come, come and accompany me to fight the landlord."

521: "1314, how can it fall on Master Zero? Come here."

1314 stared, and then talked cutely to Ling, "Master Zero~1314 wants to be with you~"

Ling grabbed it and threw it into 521's arms, "A hairy ball, it weighs heavily on my head, find your own place to stay."

521 held 1314 in his arms, 1314 was unwilling, but he didn't dare to shout loudly in front of Zero and One, and just silently flapped his little wings and struggled desperately.

Turn a blind eye to zero and one, draw the cards, draw the cards, and play the cards.

521 hooked his lips slightly, and threw out a deck of cards, "Explode."

1314 took the opportunity to fly away and landed on a small table not far away, staring angrily at 521's back.

After a few rounds, Yi put down the cards in his hand, embraced Zero and kissed him, "Honey, I'm going to work."

Ling curled his lips, "Oh... 1314, come here, come on top."

1314: "Master Zero, 1314 is just a fluffy ball with no hands or feet... Hey, hey, hey! 521!!!"

521 grabbed 1314 expressionlessly and put it on the seat where he was sitting, and touched the "switch" with ease, and 1314 suddenly turned into a beautiful boy with silver hair and black eyes.

Of course Zero had seen him like this.After all, whether it is 521 or 1314, they are all made according to Zero's preferences, and the appearance must conform to the aesthetics of the face-controlled dog.

Zero shuffled and sorted the cards indifferently, and then ignored 21, "Call the landlord!"

After a few rounds...

521 is always "unintentionally" attached to 1314's hand when drawing cards, and then calmly greets 1314's angry stare. 1314 was so angry that his eyes were red, but he looked like he couldn't bear it anymore.

Zero: Damn it, show off your affection under my nose while I'm not a man!Out of sight is pure!

He flicked the cards and said lazily, "I don't want to play any more, I'm tired. You two should play too."

521 got up respectfully, and bowed slightly to Zero, "Yes. Then Master Zero has a good rest, 521 took 1314 and left."

After all, go and pull 1314 who is still nailed to the stool.

"Let's go, let's go." Zero waved.

1314 shook off 521's hand vigorously, awkwardly walked out behind the upright 521.

"Black-bellied and arrogant?" Ling squeezed his chin, "Didn't you see it before? You don't follow me and Yi? Who did you learn this from?"

……

521: "Report one master, zero master...he left without saying hello."

With a sigh, "What do you expect him to say hello to in his recent state. ... Where did he go?"

"On the DMW87 line, it's..." 521 paused, unable to explain, "It's a rock on the top of the mountain."

Yi pinched the bridge of his nose helplessly, "Do you have any reference strategies?"

521 opened the light screen with a "swish" and called up a document, "Report to Master, this is an online novel called "Playing with Fire****", I hope it will be helpful to you."

One: "Well, let me take a look... 1314, you go first."

1314 jumped for joy, "Yessir!"

521: "Go early and return early with Master Zero."

You, come back early.I'll wait for you at home.

Furball left him with an angry looking little ass.

He patted 521 on the shoulder, "Chasing a wife is not easy, look at me and Zero."

521 stood straight and did not speak.

The author has something to say: 1 and 0, 1314 and 521, it's that simple and rude!

Hahahaha!

It can be regarded as an endless reincarnation, when the seven-year itch is over, it will start again~ You chase me, I chase you.With those unforgettable sweet and sweet memories, we can be together for a long time~

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