The host is a willful great devil

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"The host is big!"

The phantom flickered, and Gu Yan, who had reappeared in the mission space, hadn't stood firm yet. Hairball 1314 rushed over like a cannonball and crashed into his arms, knocking him down directly.

1314:? ! 1314 Has so much strength?

"Big host! 1314 misses you so much~" 1314 flitted left and right in front of Gu Yan, blinking his big watery eyes and flirting with Gu Yan.

But Gu Yan lowered his head and ignored it.The whole person sat there, lost in a daze.

Realizing that something was wrong, 1314 retracted its wings and landed on Gu Yan's raised knee. Looking up and seeing Gu Yan's ashen expression, the whole ball was stunned.

It has never seen such an expression on Gu Yan's face. Its host is big and always looks confident, so it will never be surprised and calm, so it will always be energetic and high-spirited, even in the early days of the third world. When he was hit, Gu Yan's eyes were always burning with fire, which never went out.Although Gu Yan cried miserably when he withdrew from the third world...but he had a "reaction".Such a dumb look now...it's really scary!

"Master, what's the matter with you?" 1314 asked cautiously.

The time was elongated by the silence, maybe it was only a few seconds, maybe a few minutes later, Gu Yan's pupils finally shrank violently.Then he slowly rolled his eyes, and put his gaze on 1314, "I'm back?"

"Yeah!" 1314 nodded vigorously.

Gu Yan looked at it, fell back, lay on the ground and began to "lift the corpse". 1314 landed on his forehead and bounced twice, "Master Host! 1314 hasn't received the mission termination information yet, is it the same as the situation in the third world? You broke the SSS level mission? Master Host is great!"

"San San, let me be quiet, okay?"

1314 Instant solidification!Is this its host greatly?Not only did he use "San San", an "intimacy" that he only called when he wanted something from himself or when he was in a particularly good mood, but also "How about it?" !

1314 jumped away from Gu Yan's forehead knowingly, "Okay."

As a result, as soon as 1314 landed, it received the task settlement information.It blinked and looked at Gu Yan who was silently "holding the corpse", and felt that it would be better to talk about it later.

But after waiting for a long time, Gu Yan has been lying there with a frozen face, half dead, 1314 began to consider whether to act cute to Gu Yan, to make him happy or something.Unexpectedly, Gu Yan spoke up by himself.

He turned over, put his head on his arm, and looked at 1314, "San'er, let's discuss, can I choose a more ordinary world for the new mission?...For example, let me go back to my original world to conquer something people?"

1314 blinked and blinked, "Master, do you know the failure of the last mission world?"

Gu Yan was silent for a moment, then smiled lightly, "I did it myself, how could I not know."

1314 swayed his body, leaned closer to Gu Yan, "The host, 1314 thinks you... are unhappy. If you need someone to chat with you, 1314 can do it~"

Gu Yan looked at 1314, raised his hand to poke it, and said with a smile, "While I was doing the task, what were you doing?"

1314 fanned out his small wings and said with a satisfied look on his face, "1314 is in hibernation for maintenance."

"Did you know? There is a little boy in the mission world pretending to be you with me, saying his name is 1314." Gu Yan distorted the facts.

"What?!" 1314 frowned upon hearing this.

Gu Yan turned over and lay on his stomach, poking 1314's two blushes that became more obvious due to anger with both hands, and laughed softly, "It's good to be back to see you."

1314's two big eyes bent into two arcs, and he nodded vigorously, "1314 is so happy! 1314 is also worried that if the host successfully completes the SSS-level mission, he will never see the host again....Ah! 1314 does not hope that you will fail to complete the task!"

"Well, I know." Gu Yan smiled.

1314 blinked and looked at Gu Yan.How does it feel... its host is inexplicably much gentler?

"Big host, is the SSS-level mission difficult? You are so powerful, but you still failed after so long."

Gu Yan caught the point in an instant, "I've been away for a long time?! How long?!"

1314 blinked, counted, and reported a very accurate time, "According to the standard of your original world, a total of 467 years, 5 months and 17 days."

Gu Yan: ...

Doesn't it mean that there is no passage of time! More than 400 years! Fuck!

Gu Yan: "Then how long has it been in my original world?"

1314: "One day has passed."

Ah, I haven't shoveled shit all day... Will those two masters who are obsessed with cleanliness run to pee on their own bed... Please let me go!The cat food bowl is probably empty too... I knew I should have bought an automatic feeder.Gu Yan was very sad.

The task completion rate is 60%, as long as you do two more S-level tasks, it will be OK.But can my current state of mind handle the S-level mission?Gu Yan just lay on his stomach with his head buried in his arms, feeling that his current condition is not very good. 1314 said that the time elapse of the task claim space is not counted, so let's take a rest like this.

1314: "Master, are you okay?"

"It's okay." Gu Yan responded in a muffled voice, then treated himself like a cake, turned over and started to bake the other side.He clasped his hands on his stomach, stared at the emptiness above, and said slowly after a while, "I want to rest like this for a while. Then start the task."

"Oh, good."

After a while, Gu Yan asked it, "I think it's going to be faster in the text, the host is traumatized by what happened in the mission world, the system can delete his corresponding memory, so as to ensure that he can survive in the next mission world." Can do the task well." Gu Yan turned to look at 1314, "Will you do it too?"

1314 blinked and said, "1314 doesn't have this function at present. If the host wants you, 1314 can apply to the host."

Gu Yan turned his head back, staring at the nothingness above without saying a word.

"Forget it, I'll ask." Gu Yan said.

1314: "Master, what happened to the world of SSS-level missions?"

Gu Yan was silent for a while, and instead of answering, asked, "San San, what does the world look like to you?"

1314: "It is various permutations of 0 and 1."

zero and one.Ah.

Gu Yan asked again: "Do you think the world is like a maze?"

1314 blinked, "Well, if you want to make a metaphor, it is indeed like a maze. Because many variables are involved in the calculation of 1314, the substitution operation of most variables will not get the result, just like choosing the wrong one in the maze. It’s as if the road is blocked. 1314’s dormant maintenance this time is to clean up a lot of computing garbage.”

Calculation garbage... In the maze, he used the key to open those doors, but what he saw was "calculation garbage"?

Ah.

1314: "The host, why are you asking this?"

Gu Yan: "Tell you what the SSS mission world is like."

1314 tilted its head to show that it didn't understand.

Gu Yan sighed and poked it, "It's a world with only 'zeros' and 'ones'. The world is like a giant maze, every dead end has a door, and inside is 'calculation garbage'. I don't know the mission What is the goal's wish, and I can no longer endure the world with only 'zero' and 'one', so I 'killed myself' and quit."

1314: "It's so abstract."

Gu Yan smiled: "You, an AI that really only has 0 and 1 to build the world, tell me 'abstract'?"

1314 looked at Gu Yan, and said something that didn't look like an AI at all, "Big host, 1314 thinks you laugh very sadly."

The faint smile on Gu Yan's face suddenly froze, and the smile dissipated imperceptibly, revealing a dull face.

Gu Yan put his arms behind his head, closed his eyes and stopped talking.

After an unknown amount of time, 1314 jumped onto Gu Yan's forehead and called out to him, "Master, may 1314 give you a gift?"

Gu Yan was taken aback, opened his eyes and raised his eyelids to look at 1314 standing on his forehead, "Huh?"

A world line slowly emerged, swaying broken light and slowly falling in front of Gu Yan.What makes Gu Yan very concerned is the length of this world line, which is too short.According to previous experience, the length of the world line basically represents the lifespan of the target character, this one is so short...

1314: "Didn't you say before that you wanted to go back to the world you live in to do tasks? This is it. But this is a C-level task, and the rewards are not very rich, and it takes time. However, 1314 thinks that the host may need to Do such a task to adjust yourself. So you decide whether you want to do this task or not."

Gu Yan raised his hand to touch the world line with some doubts, then sat up straight, quickly rolled across the world line, and nodded decisively, "Do it! It must be done!"

As soon as the surrounding environment changed, Gu Yan was already by the refrigerator in his living room, holding a box of canned cat food in his hand and preparing to open it.

"Meow~"

Gu Yan paused, looked down at the orange that was holding his trousers, and instantly burst into tears. He put down the canned cat food and leaned over to pick up the orange. He rubbed the little cat's face, "Orange!!! Baba is back Do you miss me? Papa misses you so much~"

Orange dodges in disgust, one front paw pokes at the corner of Gu Yan's mouth to stop the shit-shoveling officer's "follower offender", and the other front paw tries hard to reach for the canned cat on the ground - meow meow meow!Open it up!Don't know what's important? !

Gu Yan pouted his lips and worked hard for a long time, and he was so important that he "kissed Fangze" on Juzi's face, then hugged him in his arms and weighed him twice like coaxing a child, "Juzi Juzi, you will have a baby soon." Little brother ~ Baba go and get it back now~" He put down the orange, and the orange quickly put its paw on the unopened can and pointed at Gu Yan, "Meow~" The cat slave knelt down on his knees and quickly opened the seal for the master, and then Like an idiot, he patted the top of Orange's head who was concentrating on licking the can, "Observed at home by himself, Papa will be back soon~"

Gu Yan, who was still wearing home clothes, reluctantly left the smooth touch of the soft fur on the top of Orange's head, got up and rushed into the bedroom, opened the closet and took out a pair of jeans at random, stripped off the home clothes pants, and put them on. The down jacket went out.

Today is December 201, 12X.

Gu Yan remembered very clearly that he picked up Mobai on December 12th of this year, which was Christmas night.Although "Christmas" is increasingly turning into "Valentine's Day", Gu Yan, as a single dog, does not want to wrong himself. It is the "festival" that must be spent well. After all, every day does not distinguish between day and night. The code words are hard enough.What's more, he wants to let Orange feel the atmosphere of the carnival festival!So Gu Yan went to the nearby large chain supermarket to buy a bunch of Christmas decorations and food reserves in large bags.When entering the community gate, a car happened to enter beside him. The headlights of the car illuminated the bushes on the side of the road. Gu Yan saw the little black and white thing at a glance.

The winter of that year was extremely cold, and it snowed all the time on the 23rd and 24th.So when Gu Yan found Mo Bai, the little guy was almost frozen to death. He saw a two-legged beast running towards him, and he struggled to run away, but he got stuck in the thick snow and couldn't move.Gu Yan picked it up carefully, and felt the little guy shaking violently in his palm, which made Gu Yan's heart ache.The kitten is not as long as Gu Yan's palm, about less than a month old, and its fluffy little body is cool, as if the last trace of warmth is about to dissipate.Gu Yan patted its head reassuringly, put the kitten in the down jacket to warm up the chest first, and hurried home with the bag.

Gu Zi picked it up from the original owner when Gu Zi was 2 months old, and he was able to eat cat food and litter when he got it back.But how to take care of such a small kitten, Gu Yan is really at a loss.Moreover, Gu Yan had already wrapped it in a towel and placed it in a heated place, but after observing it for a while, the little milk cat still looked weak.Gu Yan decisively contacted the pet hospital he went to the most, and learned that there was still a doctor on duty, so he hurriedly took Mo Bai to take a taxi there.

After the doctor's examination, the doctor told Gu Yan that the kitten was malnourished and froze, but there was nothing serious about it, except that it was weak and needed to be taken care of carefully. Let Gu Yan observe carefully during this time, and seek medical attention in time if there is any suspicious situation .Of course, the problem to be solved at present is the tail of the little milk cat.Because the frostbite has been completely necrotic, censorship is required.Gu Yan carefully asked the doctor about the pros and cons of performing tail surgery, and the doctor said that under normal circumstances, of course, it is not recommended to do tail surgery on pets, but the tip of this kitten's tail has been necrotic. It's better than waiting until it's grown up to do it.

So later Mobai's butt looked like a rabbit, and his tail was like a round, fluffy ball.How cute and cute!

But Gu Yan, who was so cute that he lost a lot of blood every day, still felt uncomfortable.Because without the balance of the tail, Mobai can't jump up and down as flexibly as the orange. It often happens that in funny videos, he squats in one place to accumulate strength for a long time, takes off, and then falls down with a snap.Every time Gu Yan saw it, he was both funny and heartbroken.At that time, he always thought that it would be great if Mo Bai could be picked up a few days earlier without having to undergo amputation.

Of course, this time, it won't be long before Gu Yan starts to regret why he has a black tail.Every day, I would gnash my teeth and want to chop off Mobai's tail with a kitchen knife.But that's another story.

And now, back in time!

Gu Yan can make up for this little regret.Even if this is not his original world, even if this is just a parallel world, or this is just a virtual world...he is willing!

If possible, Gu Yan even wanted to pick up Mo Bai's mother and his brothers and sisters to raise him.However, kittens are blind when they are born.So even if he checked the world line, Gu Yan didn't know where Mo Bai was born.He just needs to find Mo Bai before the heavy snowfall!Fortunately!From the 20th, the building in the community where Gu Yan lived appeared in Mo Bai's vision.

It gets dark quickly in winter, and it is already dusk at 04:30.Gu Yan started looking for the bushes where he saw Mobai at that time, and it didn't take long for it to be completely dark.Gu Yan turned on the phone's light and continued to search.Around five o'clock, those who came home from get off work, those who went to the supermarket and vegetable market to buy fresh vegetables to cook for their families, all came back one after another.If anyone who was enthusiastic saw Gu Yan looking around in the bushes with his mobile phone on, he would go over and ask.Gu Yan smiled and said, "I'm looking for my cat. Thank you, I can just look for it myself."

Later, a little girl who went home with her grandma told Gu Yan that she seemed to hear a cat meowing.But I looked for it in the past, but I didn't find it.Gu Yan hurriedly asked where it was, and the little girl pointed him in the direction of the gazebo.

"Meow~? Meow~?" Gu Yan called softly, and started a carpet search in the bushes around the gazebo.

My little ancestor, I beg you, come out quickly!Hurry up and go home with Papa, Papa feeds you canned cats and small dried fish every day, okay~ Xiao, Zu, Zong!

It was almost six o'clock, and the mobile phone with the light on had been turned on, but it was out of battery.Gu Yan ran home, took the flashlight and went downstairs to continue searching.

On the way, Gu Yan saw Mo Bai twice.The first time I saw it, Gu Yan almost cried with joy!The black and white distribution on the face is like that of a puppet cat. There is a diamond-shaped white spot on the forehead, the tip of the tail is white, and there is a white ring around it. There is a heart-shaped black area, this is definitely where his ink white is gone!As a result, the kitten ran away as soon as it saw him.

Run once, run twice!Gu Yan stood by the bushes and said harshly, "Little thing, run back and flick your balls!"

Damn, it's better to freeze and worry!Now it's alive and kicking and running like a rabbit!It was such a small group, and it was still dark, and once it jumped out of the range of the flashlight, it didn't know where it went.

After finding 08:30, Gu Yan, who was already frozen through, was in despair. "Mobai, ancestor~ my little ancestor~! Come here quickly~ It's so cold today, and you are so small, how can you survive... Mobai, come out quickly... Meow~? Meow ~?"

Standing in the cold wind with a flashlight, Gu Yan felt his nose sore and wanted to cry.Now his mind is full of the pitiful look of Mo Bai lying in his palm and trembling when he picked it up.

1314: "That... the host is big, why don't you take a small fish and come here to look for it?"

Gu Yan: ...

Fuck!I'm really not in a good mood!Gu Yan, who was awakened by the words, ran home again, took a pack of dried fish from the refrigerator, and ran back downstairs to search around.

It turned out, shit!There are many stray cats in the bushes downstairs!You can't even smell the smell of fish!

Gu Yan really has no resistance to cats, this kind of magical creature that combines coldness, stupidity, cuteness and neuropathy.However, the grown-ups who got cheap cats refused to be good-looking. They got into the bushes and disappeared without a trace after taking the small dried fish in their mouths.Gu Yan didn't want to pat his head.

Lifting the last two small dried fish, Gu Yan said, "Meow ~ Mobai! If you don't come out again, these two will be gone!"

"Damn it, where did you go?" Gu Yan muttered, holding a flashlight in one hand and shaking the dried fish in the other, dangling around the bushes with his butt pouted.He was also questioned by the community security as a suspicious person.Knowing that Gu Yan was looking for a cat, he helped Gu Yan find it for a while, but after more than half an hour, he still couldn't find Mo Bai, but found several other cats.All big cats.

Gu Yan seriously thought about his living conditions, raising a house full of cats... is actually not realistic.He should look for his Mobai.After all, his heart is too small to hold so many cats. Oranges and Mobai are enough to fill his heart.

Gu Yan was also ashamed to ask the security guard to continue looking for him, thank you, bid farewell, and continue to look for it by himself.

"What do you think this little thing is dissatisfied with me?" Gu Yan asked 1314 while looking for it, breathing into his freezing hands, "I treat it so well that I almost spoil it. I cut its tail I have no other choice... Fuck, is it because I cut its balls?!"

1314: "It's possible. But the host is big, it's a C-level mission now, and the happiness gauge will be displayed on the head of the mission target. You can judge by observing the happiness gauge."

"That's right!" Gu Yan exclaimed, then sighed, "But the most urgent thing is to find Mo Bai... ah!"

Gu Yan also didn't care about the responsibility of caring for flowers and plants. Anyway, all the things that should die in winter are dead, so he took a step with his long legs and jumped over the bushes to catch up.

"Hey~ you're still running! I'll see where you're going!" Gu Yan put his flashlight on the ground and rolled up his sleeves, like a wretched man who wanted to rob a woman, he split his legs, bowed his waist, and opened his arms towards The little group that huddled in the corner and rushed towards him.

"Meow~!" The little milk cat opened its mouth wide, puffed up its fur, and yelled aggressively at Gu Yan.

Naihe was too young, exhausted all her strength, and even cried out in a childish voice.

Gu Yan immediately bled three times, and hurriedly confessed the dried fish, and handed it over carefully, "Little ancestor, the servant is here to take you back to the palace~"