The host is a willful great devil

"...Today is the sacred moment for Mr. Ling Shaohan and Ms. Fang Yao to step into the palace of marriage hand in hand!..."

Under the background sound of "Wedding March", there is the melodious male voice of the master of ceremonies, as well as the sudden explosion of gifts/flowers/bombs and the sound of a group of people cheering.

Gu Yan looked at the two people who walked across the red carpet arm in arm, and with a forceful fingertip, he pulled off the tab with a "click", raised his head, and drank a can of beer in one go as if masochistic.

Ling Shaohan is married.Did not tell Gu Yan.

Heh, tell Gu Yan what?Gu Yan clicked on Ling Shaohan's circle of friends, and there was only a white line.This small video of the wedding scene was recorded by their common classmates and posted on Moments.

But he is an impossible person, Gu Yan has always known it.After all, they were classmates in high school for three years, and they didn't even say a few words.

But Gu Yanpian fell in love with Ling Shaohan from the first moment he saw him.

Gu Yan didn't believe in past and present lives, until that moment, he believed it.He loves so much that he can't extricate himself, but from beginning to end, it's just his one-man show.It took him 11 years to perfectly interpret what "I love you has nothing to do with you".

Anyway, love is not a necessity. After all these years, I haven't been very happy~

——This kind of thinking was crushed tonight.

That feeling of heartache to the point of suffocation couldn't be calmed down no matter what, so Gu Yan went directly to the supermarket downstairs and brought back a case of beer, intending to numb himself with alcohol.

After drying 5 cans in a row, the bladder was brutally abused.Gu Yan pulled up his pants in the bathroom, washed his hands, looked up at himself in the mirror with a sluggish face, full of disgust.

What's there?I didn't say a few words, I like him ass!Isn't it just because of that face?Not particularly satisfied, hum, hum.

The alcohol was starting to kick in.But Gu Yan didn't feel confused, he just started to have a headache.He shook his head, returned to the computer desk and turned on the computer to prepare for typing.

Yes, Gu Yan is an author.Still a danmei author.To be precise, it is a great god, a great god with millions of fans.He likes to write some sadomasochism articles that he can't ask for, and the readers are so cruel that they yell at him in the comment area, and then pour the nutrient solution rushing back.

There is no way, Gu Yan's book is beautifully written and the story is good. It is sweet first and then abuses. The first part makes you laugh like an idiot, and the latter makes you cry like an idiot.Readers are clamoring for your next book to be abused and we will cancel it!As a result, when a new pit opened, they continued to jump into it one after another.

Compared with the unpredictable love, bread is more real.

Gu Yan: Fuck love, making money is what matters.

Codewords really can't stop once it starts.Gu Yan coded all night like a chicken blood, and finally stopped writing when the sky was light.Dizziness and headache are not important, but the feeling of nausea is severe.

Gu Yan felt very uncomfortable. Looking at the time, he got up at 7 o'clock yesterday morning, and now it's almost 5 o'clock.I am a middle-aged man who is about to be in the third year, so I can't ruin my body like this, I have to start taking care of it.Yes, maintenance.

So Gu Yan decided to go to sleep.

But after climbing into bed and lying down for a while, the feeling of wanting to vomit was particularly serious.Gu Yan turned over and got out of bed to run to the bathroom, but before reaching the door of the bedroom, he fell dizzy and fell down.

"Meow!" Mobai and Juzi jumped out of the cat bed in the living room and rushed to Gu Yan's side, screaming "meow" around him, and licking his face.

Alas, people are not as good as cat series.Look at how good his ink white and orange are~ he is not cold at all, he is very clingy to him, and still cares about him so much.

Gu Yan wanted to raise his hand to pet the cat, but his body didn't listen at all.

Gu Yan: ...

The temperature and sensation are dissipating rapidly... This feeling is not so good...

The sound of "meow meow" sounded so far away. Gu Yan saw the mobai and furry face sticking against him, and the little pink tongue was sticking out again and again, but his face couldn't feel the wet itch at all. .

"Meow~meow~" Mobai and Juzi don't yell very much on weekdays, but now they yell very hastily.

I'll be fine!Will not!I have something to do, what do you do...

I can't be busy, I have to take care of Mobai and Orange!

But the darkness came so suddenly.

Before Gu Yan had time to feel sentimental, he saw a blue, but extremely transparent fur ball.On Maoqiu's face, there are only two big watery eyes and two blushes of honey juice.The six small wings on the back flapped at high speed, leaving only an afterimage.

Gu Yan: ...Damn it, this old man has a girlish heart.

Fuqiu's big eyes sparkled, and he said enthusiastically, "Hello~ the host is big!"

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan: "Tsk."

Hairball:……

Mao Qiu blinked and blinked, with a pitiful expression on his face.It picked up broken glass hearts and forced a happy face, "Master, congratulations on being selected! As long as you complete the tasks issued by the system, you will have a chance to be reborn! The system numbered 1314 will serve you wholeheartedly! For a long time, please take care of me!"

Gu Yan: "Oh, 1314? Oh my god, why is your name so tacky..."

1314: ...Master~The host greatly dislikes 1314~Woooo...

Gu Yan saw the fur ball drooping its wings and its big eyes ready to cry, and changed into an amiable face, "San'er."

1314 looked confused, "Master, are you calling 1314?"

"Hmm~" Gu Yan nodded, "According to the routine, I should be able to travel to more than N worlds and engage in more than N games of chicken and dog jumping right away, right?"

1314 blinks.

Gu Yan: "Since the routine has become like this, then you can tell me first, is the other party the same person from the beginning to the end, and can you take him home after clearing the customs?"

After Mizhi was silent, 1314 said: "The host, did you have any other systems before 1314?"

Gu Yan really wanted to hold a cigarette, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring in a deep shape, "There have been so many thousand or eight hundred..."

1314: ...

Gu Yan: "Hurry up and the online literature will be rotten, okay?...Answer my question quickly, right?"

1314 said sternly, "Answer the host, your question is a confidential question. You need to spend points to get the answer. Therefore, the host is asked to complete the task first to earn points."

Gu Yan: ...

Damn, it's all fucking tricks.

Gu Yan sighed helplessly, "Come on, let's talk about the mission."

1314: "Report to the host! Before issuing the task, I need to explain the following two points to you: First, the time of the task world and the time of your world flow synchronously according to the ratio of 500 years: 1 day, and we preserve the physical life for you The duration of the activity is one week. Therefore, your task time limit is 3500 years. If you successfully complete all tasks, you will return to the corresponding time point in the world you are in. If you cannot complete all tasks within the time limit, you will be randomly assigned to any The world spends the rest of its life."

When Gu Yan heard the news, he really felt bad!There is a time limit!Although 3500 years sounds like a lot, if you run into some gods, monsters, and immortals in the hell world, it will be tens of thousands of years at every turn!

1314 ignored the shocked Gu Yan, and continued to flap his wings and read, "Secondly, our tasks are divided into difficulty levels. From difficult to easy, they are: S-level tasks, successfully completed, you can get 20% progress and 50 points; A-level tasks, successfully completed, can get 10% of the progress and 10 points; B-level tasks, successfully completed..."

"Damn it! Don't play with it like this!" Gu Yan finally recovered from the huge blow, and roared dissatisfiedly at the fur ball, "The other system can go back in time, no matter how bad it is, it will go back in time The origin! Why do I have to go back? 3500 years? I only have 1000 years, okay? My Mobai and Juzi are still waiting for me to go back and shovel shit!!!”

1314 shrank into a ball with tears in his eyes.

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan took two steps in the same place in a rage, snorted and brushed his hair, and said in a bad mood, "Go on."

1314: "B, B-level tasks..."

Gu Yan: "I'm not interested in the simple mode, let's talk about something else."

1314: "Okay, okay. Now let's formally introduce the task content: the target person in each world will be bound by such things as life experience, character weakness, etc., and may have obsession due to certain factors, and will be unhappy all his life. The host greatly The task is to help the target person unravel the spell and achieve the obsession, and when the happiness value of the target person is full, the task is considered to be completed."

Gu Yan: "Oh~ the beauty of an adult. Bring me the background information."

1314: "The host please choose the task difficulty first!"

Gu Yan: "Come directly to S."

1314 smiled flatteringly, "The host is so domineering~"

Before he finished speaking, a glimmer of light appeared in Gu Yan's eyes.The floating light, like water patterns and ribbons, slowly floated around Gu Yan. Countless fragments of light slowly scattered, but they didn't drift away. They slowly left the floating light, and slowly moved away. Back to that floating light.

Simple, unadorned and quiet, but it makes people feel extremely magnificent.

Gu Yan carefully stretched out his fingers to touch the floating light, and a sound and picture suddenly flooded into his mind.He subconsciously swiped his finger, and the things that a person experienced in his life appeared vividly in his mind like watching a movie.It was all the events and all the details of decades, but Gu Yan only took a moment to accept it!

1314 explained next to it, "This is the world line related to the target character. The host can read it by lightly covering the light with his finger and sliding left and right. You can choose to be any character in this world except the target character , replace him from any point of time, and assist the target character to achieve his wish as this character. As for the target character’s spell or obsession, please ask the host to dig out it himself according to the world line, and formulate a strategy by himself.”

Gu Yan didn't seem to listen at all, and just slid from beginning to end, and then from tail to head with a face full of novelty.

This magical feeling... like dragging the progress bar of a video on a super fast connection!Read any moment without hindrance!

Gu Yan said that he is an engineering man—even though he strayed to write an online article later, he really couldn't help but want to sing an ode to "black technology"!

1314: I suddenly feel that the host is very mentally handicapped...

Gu Yan finally had enough of skating, raised his head and smiled, "San'er."

1314 flapped its small wings and moved forward, "It's here, the host is big!"

Gu Yan still smiled, but the words came out through his teeth, "If you have any conspiracy, come on, tell me."

1314 flapped its small wings and wanted to back off, but Gu Yan had already grabbed it into his palm.

"Huh?" Gu Yan raised his eyebrows and tightened his fingers, feeling the furry but extremely silky, cool touch of spring water in his palm.

"Ahhh! The host is great! 1314 doesn't know what you're talking about!" 1314 flapped its wings, and the two blushes on its cheeks became more obvious.

Gu Yan nodded, "Then let me explain more clearly—why does the target person have a face that looks like Ling Shaohan?"