How wizards learn science and technology

Q said that there are two cats at home, which means that they have two real cats, and they have much more experience than Merlin, a fake shit shoveler.

Phoebe's entire face was flushed, and she couldn't tell if she was shy.As an outsider, Quartermaster Q was very embarrassed, but he still maintained a calm expression and patiently explained: "Cats have a estrus period. Since she now has cat ears and a cat tail, it is hard to say whether the Transformation Curse happened because of a mistake." What changed."

"That's what you said," Merlin raised his forehead, "Other changes in the body?"

"Uh," Q shook his hands in embarrassment, "I didn't specifically point to that."

Forget it, what exactly he was referring to is not a question at all now.

The question is how to solve the situation in front of you.Merlin looked at Q, and the official excrement shoveler immediately understood, and said his thoughts without thinking: "The cat's estrus period is usually three to seven days, but since Agent Galahad and Agent 007 took back the equipment, we can put her The collar is off so she can be sedated, and after daybreak the collar is off so she can properly transfigure her back to normal. Or..."

Merlin: "Or?"

Q took a deep look at Merlin, then turned around and took out a box from the medicine cabinet in the medical room, and threw it to Merlin.

He took the box and took a closer look, it was a box of condoms.

Merlin: "..."

Q: "Cats and their reproductive/reproductive systems are not the same as humans. Normally, using this method can...well, stimulate ovulation."

Merlin: "..."

Q: "I can't promise this will work, but it won't hurt you to try."

Merlin: "Okay, don't talk anymore."

These are all strange questions. Merlin claimed to have a basic understanding of the wizarding world, but the current situation of Phoebe still shattered his three views.

The young quartermaster felt that having completed his mission, it was really not suitable for him to stay here any longer.He retreated to the door of the medical room, and still did not forget to remind him solemnly: "The sedative is also in the medicine cabinet, you can choose for yourself, Merlin."

After speaking, he left the medical room and closed the door.

Merlin suddenly had a headache.

He glanced at Phoebe who was wriggling on the bed. The girl bit her lower lip, and she made a sobbing sound when her eyes met.

Merlin walked forward, trying to reach out to feel her body heat, but unexpectedly when she touched Phoebe, she stretched out her hand like an electric shock and climbed onto his body.

He had to hold Phoebe's waist and support the bed with one hand to stabilize the center of gravity of the two of them.

"Mei, Merlin..."

Phoebe's petite body writhed in Merlin's arms, her cheeks were flushed, and her tearful eyes were full of pleading and longing.She grabbed Merlin's skirt, tried to straighten her waist, and kept moving closer to his side.

"It's so uncomfortable, please Merlin, I can't take it... so uncomfortable."

"Phoebe."

Merlin spoke in a low voice.

"Hold up a little longer, I'll get the calm—"

"No! No sedatives!"

She cried and wrapped her arms around Merlin's neck, kissing him desperately.

Damn.

The deep kiss and her heat quickly squeezed out all plans, and Phoebe's body was firmly attached to his body, and Merlin only felt that his trousers began to tighten.

It's not an option to go on like this.

Merlin kissed Phoebe, he took off his glasses, but decided to solve the problem as soon as possible.

For a long time, neither of them spoke, they just touched each other skin to skin and hugged each other tightly.Phoebe's legs wrapped around Merlin's, her cheek against his chest, sharing the beating of each other's hearts.

Phoebe was so exhausted by the unexpected heat that she almost closed her eyes when she recovered.

Merlin had to prop up his body: "Don't sleep yet, girl."

"Um……"

He got dressed, first wiped off the mess on Phoebe's legs, then picked the girl up while she complained, and changed the sheets into fresh ones.

Finally, Merlin found physiological saline from the medicine cabinet, kissed and coaxed Phoebe to drink it.

The hem of Phoebe's nightdress was so soaked that she couldn't wear it at all, and Merlin temporarily changed her into a hospital gown.After all this was done, the girl wrapped her arms around his neck reluctantly, and asked in a daze, "Are you ready?"

Merlin put a kiss on her forehead: "Sleep."

She didn't even respond, and fell into a deep sleep.

After Merlin tidied up the sheets, nightdress and used rubber products, Q knocked on the door and walked in leisurely.After seeing the neatly dressed Merlin, he paused, then looked at his watch: "I thought..."

"what?"

"It's nothing."

Merlin raised an eyebrow.

As his former student, Q certainly understands what Merlin's expression means. He sighed, but said the words: "I thought you would make a quick decision."

Merlin: "..."

Q: "Come on, I've outlined a solution to the collar."

That's more or less.

Merlin glanced at Phoebe. The girl curled up under the sheets had a peaceful sleeping face, with a faint blush on her brows and eyes, which was very cute.He leans down/plants a kiss on Phoebe's forehead, then turns away.

Follow Q out of the ward.The young man who was much shorter than him hesitated to speak several times, and finally couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked: "Does this happen to every wizard, or is it an exception?"

Merlin: "...for example."

Q: "Oh."

There was a moment of silence between the teacher and the students, and then they walked to the computer, and Q said again: "Then you are really lucky, Agent 007 will probably die of jealousy when he finds out."

"Keep this secret, don't tell anyone, especially Bond," Merlin couldn't bear it anymore, "What about your plan?"

When it comes to business, Q's expression is much more relaxed.

"Agent 007 and Agent Galahad moved back a surgical instrument," Q called out the information, "I will replace the cutter head with a small drill, the calculation program is here, as long as the magic flow of the collar is destroyed , her Transformation Curse will not be affected."

"Are you sure you can't make a mistake?"

"Machines are better at precision manipulation than humans," Q spread his hands, "You taught me this."

That's right.

Apart from the machine, Merlin really didn't trust anyone who could destroy the collar without hurting Phoebe.

So Merlin nodded: "After Phoebe recovers, you can start."

Q showed a hesitant expression.

Merlin: "What do you want to say?"

Q: "Nothing."

Even so, Q couldn't help but say after a few seconds of silence: "You know that we had a private bet in the Royal Secret Service back then, right?"

But what about the Royal Secret Service that logistics officer Merlin doesn't know?

He put on his glasses with a blank face: "Bet on my sexuality and the standard of my partner? If I'm not afraid of disturbing your fun, I should also bet, at least to those brats who think I'm sexual/impotent/competent." Get your money back."

Q couldn't help laughing: "If you bet, I'm afraid you will make all the money. After all, we would never expect you to date such a lovely lady."

Merlin: "Thank you in Phoebe's place."

Q: "Why can't my cat turn into a human? It's not fair."

Merlin: "..."

How does he feel that this is the point that Q wants to express.

In fact, Merlin didn't think of it himself.

The gambling game is not a secret among the royal agents. The previous Lancelot even made a bet after learning about it—of course, the money is sad and will never be returned. up.Merlin didn't care much about them making fun of him, so he let them go.

Of course, the few scientific researchers who suspected that Merlin's ability had problems were transferred to Russia by him.

At that time, Merlin also believed that the bets on him to stay single had a better chance of winning, including Q.After all, the logistics officer of the Royal Secret Service devotes almost all of his time to work. It is difficult for a person who has no private time to have a harmonious family.

Merlin has dated several excellent women, some of them broke up because they found out their schemes, and some of them couldn't stand Merlin's workaholics and couldn't confess.

A girl like Phoebe was the first.

"So, what are your plans?" Q asked.

"what?"

"With such a little girlfriend, don't you still plan to live in the headquarters every day and be on standby 24 hours a day?"

Merlin was silent.

Of course he has thought about this issue, but balancing life and work is only one aspect.Even if he really wanted to change his state of having to work even while eating, it would take time.

more importantly……

"Actually," Merlin said seriously, "I want to meet Phoebe's father."

Q gave him a rather shocked look.

The skinny young man has always been calm. Even James Bond stole the 300 million super sports car allocated to others. He was far less surprised than Merlin's words.

"Seriously," Q said, "may I ask how old Phoebe is?"

"she."

"...This is a bit too much, Merlin."

The quartermaster of MI6 immediately cast doubtful eyes on his mentor: "Are you sure you won't be beaten out by her father?"

Merlin: "The former Galahad was Phoebe's uncle."

Q: "Mr. Hart?"

Merlin: "I think you know such an 'ex-Galahad'."

Q: "..."

The young man opened his mouth, trying to say something, but he finally closed his mouth, held back for a while, and still couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I'm sorry," he hurriedly picked up the mug, trying to hide his smile, "Actually, that's not bad, at least it's easier than I'm still thinking about how to bring my boyfriend home and confess."

"You have a boyfriend now."

"No, MI6 forbids office romances."

"So it's unrequited love."

Q showed an annoyed expression after leaking the truth.

He bowed his head in embarrassment: "Uh."

Merlin suddenly had a bad feeling: "It won't be Bang—"

"—nothing to do with Bond."

"What has nothing to do with me?"

As soon as Q's voice fell, the elevator door of the laboratory opened, and Eggsy and James Bond returned with the equipment.

The handsome MI6 agent knocked on the edge of the device, his azure eyes flashed teasingly: "It's your turn to owe me a favor, Q."

Q adjusted the mirror frame and returned to his normal posture, as if the panic just now had never existed at all.

"Now that the equipment's here," he said, "wake Phoebe up. Get the collar off as soon as possible."

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