How wizards learn science and technology

Harry: "You're bloody overkill, Merlin, Phoebe Lovegood is my niece!"

Eggsy: "Wow."

Merlin: "..."

Phoebe knew there was going to be a misunderstanding when he blurted out the word "get up."As for the ex-Galahad's relationship with Phoebe Lovegood, that just made things worse.

Merlin hadn't had such a headache in a long time since he last worked a week straight—how could he explain it, especially since Phoebe hadn't actually said the wrong thing.

"Harry, calm down," Merlin could only say, "Phoebe and I are not in the relationship you think."

"It's not that kind of relationship just 'just got up', it's night in London now," Eggsy was the first to speak, and the young Galahad said in an exclamation tone, "Merlin, so I have always underestimated about you."

Merlin: "..."

Even if he couldn't see Eggsy's face, he knew what his expression would be now.If I had known today, when I was still an instructor, Merlin should have treated this bastard more.

Harry sounded genuinely annoyed: "Merlin, I can't believe you'd do something like this."

Merlin had known him for so many years, it had been at least three years since Harry had spoken in that 'you're ridiculous' tone.

"Oh my God, she's not yet grown up, Harry." Merlin said helplessly, "I'm not yet a beast."

Eggsy suppressed a smile and interjected: "It's only a month away."

"Let me remind you, Galahad," Merlin said blankly, "I have always assigned the tasks of the agents. Next time you want to go to Central Africa to experience tribal life?"

Eggsy couldn't laugh anymore.

Fortunately, Harry Hart has always been dedicated, even if he knows that his colleague has slept with his niece, he still puts the task first: "I will discuss this matter with you when Eggsy and I go back. "

Merlin really wanted to ask him if the discussion in his mouth was the one where two people were sitting equally at the front of the table drinking tea, or was it Harry Hart pushing him on the floor with the black umbrella switched to killing mode and pointing at his own head? Kind of, but forget it, he didn't want to add fuel to the fire just yet.

Until this time, the culprit of everything, Phoebe Lovegood, returned to Kings|man's headquarters with an apparition.She had just returned home and brought over a bunch of books about Runiwen.

Seeing Merlin's stern face, Phoebe seemed very unhappy, and couldn't help asking curiously, "What's the matter, did Eggsy get into trouble?"

She tied up her long blond hair, her fair face had sparkling gray eyes, and she looked younger than usual.Such a Phoebe, even if nothing happened, made Merlin feel guilty: she was really a little girl.

"What did I get into trouble with," Eggsy grumbled in the comm, "do I look like one?"

"Well," Phoebe put the thick book on the side of the table, "at least I don't think Harry is. How is the situation over there?"

Merlin: "Beware of mines."

Eggsy: "Don't worry, the accident like last time won't happen again, we'll be there soon—"

Merlin: "Galahad?"

"Shh," Eggsy lowered his voice suddenly, "someone."

Merlin's computer screen showed the vision of the two agents.Looking through Eggsy's glasses, there is a faint figure swaying in Miss Poppy's courtyard through the tropical trees.

It shouldn't be, Merlin frowned. Her base in Cambodia was emptied as early as Miss Bobby's death.

"Can you see the specific situation?" Merlin asked.

"It's not like Miss Bobby's remnant party," replied Harry who was in the other direction, "I didn't see any trace of the Golden Circle... They are investigating the terrain, so they should have arrived not long ago."

"Do you need to do it?" Eggsy asked.

"There are twelve people on the other side, it's too dangerous." Phoebe said worriedly.

Her answer was Eggsy's laugh.

Phoebe:?

Merlin glanced at the puzzled Phoebe, and couldn't help but smile.

"Remember to stay alive," he said.

What happened next was a grand battle performance.

When Eggsy's bullet hit the first man's forehead, Phoebe's eyes widened in shock—and then Merlin remembered that Phoebe Lovegood recognized guns, but she didn't seem to have seen them in action. use.

And Kings|man's weapons are not limited to guns.

The old and new Galahads cooperated seamlessly, during which Merlin warned them a few times and helped them avoid danger.

They quickly dealt with the enemies in the courtyard. Eggsy knocked down the last surviving minions with one punch, and he did not forget to tidy up his suit smartly: "There are only twelve people."

Phoebe was stunned: "...is your Muggle life so dangerous?"

Guns, umbrellas, and even the watch and lighter that Phoebe saw Eggsy play with are actually deadly weapons.You must know that even in the world of wizards, lighters are only used to make fire—of course, Professor Dumbledore's is another.

Eggsy: "No, we're just cooler."

As he spoke, he picked up the poor survivor who was left behind: "Cooperate, brother, where are you from and what do you want to do?"

However, the man who had two front teeth knocked out by Eggsy just laughed out loud.

"Where do you come from?" he said. "Our purpose is to wait for you, two saviors."

Harry: "Oops."

Eggsy: "What?"

As the only surviving veteran field agent in the entire Kings|man, Harry Hart immediately understood: "Merlin, only you know the formula of the poison|drug, and now all the Kings|man are not at the headquarters, their goal is you!"

As if to prove the correctness of Harry's words, Merlin's door was slammed open before his warning came to fruition.

"Phoebe!"

Merlin grabbed Phoebe Lovegood on the outside of the desk.

Phoebe was pulled suddenly by him, lost her balance, and crashed directly into Merlin's arms.The two stumbled and rolled under the desk, and the next moment, everything above the desk was blown up.

It was Merlin's turn to respond to Phoebe: "There are dangers in life, and it seems that the life of you wizards is not much better."

And Phoebe Lovegood had drawn her wand.

Through the corner of the table, four pairs of men's legs can be clearly seen.Phoebe pointed at one of them: "Stand up!"

The enemy who took a step staggered, his legs were tightly together, and he fell to the ground.His face was exposed.

Phoebe: "Did you see his face?"

Of course Merlin knew what Phoebe meant, his glasses had completely recorded the man's facial features: "I see."

Then Phoebe didn't hesitate any longer, and an apparition took Merlin away from Kings|man.

As early as a month ago, Merlin would never have imagined that he would be teleported twice in a short period of time.

As Phoebe said, the second Apparation, he was much better. The two of them fell into the familiar porch with all their hands and feet, and Merlin just felt dizzy instead of nausea like last time.

He supported Phoebe's back and picked up the girl lying on his chest from the ground: "Are you okay?"

"... Phoebe?"

A strange and light female voice sounded from behind the two of them.

Merlin and Phoebe looked up at the same time, looking in the direction of the living room.

This is Phoebe's home, Merlin came here once, so he naturally remembered it, but this time the apartment was no longer empty.

A girl very similar to Phoebe stood at the door of the living room.

"Luna!"

Phoebe's eyes lit up.

"You are at home."

But Luna's eyes fell on Merlin, she tilted her head: "You finally brought your boyfriend home."

The author has something to say: Some girls said, did Phoebe do it on purpose? Don't forget that she graduated from Ravenclaw, and her hands are funny.

By the way, I went to watch Thor 3 at noon today. I sent the manuscript from my mobile phone in the self-study room when I came back. Sorry for being a little late!Unidentified explosives/explosives... Landmines and nutrient solution will thank you tomorrow, thank you girls for spending money, okay!