a zombie hee hee hee

Qi Yuecheng's head was in a daze, and he heard a voice indistinctly: [Good son, I am really proud of your father.Don't worry, I will hang out with your father in the future, and I guarantee that you will be popular and spicy! 】

Qi Yuecheng guessed that this glib voice was 888.

Not reliable.

"Excuse me... how can I go back?!"

[Follow me to do the task.If you have enough points, I will let you go back. 】

"Can I choose not to?"

[Yes, of course, we are very democratic. 】

[And you can choose how to go back more comfortably, I now have three options for you to choose. 】

"What option?"

[A: Die; B: Hiccup; C: Go west.Which do you choose? 】

"..."

"I choose to follow you."

[Good son. 】

Then there was a burst of electronic sound, stiff and cold.It's not at all the same as 888's tone——

[Ding!Welcome to the Evil Spirit Exaltation System. ]

[The copy is ready.Will enter the portal in 5 seconds...]

[5...]

[4...]

[3...]

[2...]

[1...]

He couldn't open his eyes, he could only feel where he was with his senses.

The surrounding area sounded like a mess, as if something had been bitten into a ball.There are also moans of some animals coming into the ears.

On the face, a drop...

what is this?

two drops...

emmmmm, it's still warm.

three drops...

Qi Yuecheng touched it, and felt something liquid, sticky and thick.Put it on your nose and sniff it, it's disgusting.

A bad premonition came up, ahaha, it must be raining, hahahahaha...

Qi Yuecheng's head hurt, but he still decided to believe 888's words, after all, they are now grasshoppers on a rope.

He opened his eyes full of anticipation, ready to see what the 888 promised him would be like.

result……

……

……

Wow!So Kaisen! ! !Kaisen wants to go around in circles! ! !I am so excited that I want to cry! ! !Kaisen wants to run naked! ! !

fart! ! !

When he opened his eyes, what appeared in front of him were towering trees, the sky was shining with stars, and it was so clear that there was no rain at all.

And the viscous liquid just now flowed from the mouth of a zombie wearing a Qing dynasty costume.As it turned out, he had just killed a baby rabbit.

QAQ!The bunny is so cute, why do you want to eat the bunny!

Now the zombie looked at him with his head bent and tilted.

This action made Qi Yuecheng get goosebumps all over his body. He is obviously a burly man, what kind of trouble is he looking at him in such a motherly posture?

Qi Yuecheng didn't care about the smelly blood on his body, so he got up and ran.But there was nothing but trees and weeds here, and he didn't know where to run.

Until he ran away, Qi Yuecheng felt something was wrong, he was actually wearing ancient clothes, three layers inside and three layers outside, how cumbersome it was.

It is obviously not from the same dynasty as the clothes worn by Mr. Zombie.

Is it possible to wear it to ancient times?

Qi Yuecheng asked loudly while running: "888! Come out!"

A voice sounded in my mind: [Yoha, very smart.Self-introduction is omitted. 】

[Say, why are you calling Dad? 】

Qi Yuecheng: "..."

I will endure.

He was afraid that 888 would not be able to hear him, so he said loudly: "Can you explain to me the meaning of the idiom 'eating delicious food and drinking spicy food'? Do you have any misunderstandings about it?"

[I'm not deaf, you don't have to shout, just talk to me in your mind.Also, please call me Mr. System. 】

"Okay, Mr. System, what should I do now?"

There is silence in my mind, what should I do if 888 loses contact? ? ? QQ

Qi Yuecheng turned his face back, Mr. Zombie ran extremely fast, almost following him, just an arm's length away, if he slowed down a little, he could catch him.

Mr. Zombie was drooling while running, and the bloodshot halazi was dragged for nearly a meter long, hanging from the corner of his mouth and swaying in the wind.

That appearance is very spectacular, the magnificent Qi Yuecheng even wanted to send him a song: Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence, blow, blow, my halazi~

T^T It turns out that the book is all deceptive, zombies don’t just jump around on their legs! ! !

888 is unreliable! ! !

888 is unreliable! ! !

888 big dick! ! !

Anyway, he was about to die, but Qi Yuecheng's heart, which had been running up and down excitedly, became extremely calm, and he said slowly in a moderate voice: "Death... 3... 8..."

888 appeared immediately, with the tone of a veteran cadre: [Ahem, Xiao Qi, everyone is a civilized person, so it's wrong for you to curse. 】

Qi Yuecheng spoke nonsense in a serious manner: "I didn't scold you, I scolded Mr. Zombie."

888: [nononono, you are underestimating our AI. 】

It's not good to offend the system, Qi Yuecheng quickly changed the subject: "Mr. System, I can't run anymore."

[This is a small scene, why panic?Be calm. 】

"Hey, I can see it, you don't panic."

[At 11 o'clock, there is a big tree with three people hugging it, see it? 】

Qi Yuecheng looked in the direction, and he saw a towering tree. The breeze blew by, and the leaves swayed gently under the moonlight.

"Yeah, I see. But what's the problem?"

【Climb up. 】

Qi Yuecheng: "I won't!"

【I said you will, you will, my life is important, go, Pikachu~】

At the same time as 888's words fell, a large series of information was forced into his head suddenly.It felt like someone had forcefully stuffed food into his mouth after he had clearly eaten it.It made him feel very uncomfortable physically and mentally.

Thanks to Qi Yuecheng's strong desire to survive, he didn't stop chasing his dream (survival) because of this.And climbed up quickly.

It's strange to say that he climbed up such a thick tree as if he was walking on the ground.After a few strokes, it went up, as if there was light work.

Mr. Zombie's big meal tonight is almost at his mouth, but he can't see it, and he bleeds even more, and circles around the tree anxiously.

Unlike the first time, this time the information was scattered in his mind and he could look it up.

Panting, Qi Yuecheng sat on the tree trunk and wiped his sweat, sorting out the information in his head——

The original owner's name is Xu Luo, a seven or eight-tier actor, 25 years old.

The reason why he appeared in this barren mountain and forest and wore ancient clothes was not because he was wearing ancient clothes, but because his agent tried his best to accept a costume drama for him and play a villain in it.

This costume drama is the most popular big IP in recent times. The actor Su Xingyun plays the leading role, and there are many traffic niches and veteran actors participating in it. It can be said that it is popular before it is broadcast.

And what he has to do is to play the villain well and work hard for his acting career.At his age, if he doesn't fight hard, he will sink completely.If it doesn't work, I can only go home and farm.

The reason why he appeared here was because after Xu Luo finished filming his scenes, his agent came to remove his make-up and prepare to call it a day. As a result, he asked his agent to leave first, and he himself wore a costume to find out how he felt. Appreciate the scenery here before walking, who knows that the deeper and deeper you go in the mountains, you will be frightened to death without knowing what you see.

As soon as he sorted out the messy information, Qi Yuecheng saw Mr. Zombie raised his head and grinned at him, as if he was smiling at him.

My dear, you must know that it is really not a good thing for such an ugly and horrible zombie to smile at you in this situation, and no one will feel honored.

The silvery moonlight illuminates the earth brightly.

Mr. Zombie raised his hands, and his fingernails 'grabbed' an inch, as if he deliberately let Qi Yuecheng see it, and it seemed that he enjoyed the process of eating his prey.

And once I inserted my hand into the tree trunk, it sank into it, and then I inserted it again, three times, and four times, and then I started to climb up.The speed is not slow.

Qi Yuecheng climbed up instinctively, bringing surprise to the extreme, "Ahhhhhh!!! Mr. System, didn't you say he couldn't make it up?"

【Which ear did you hear? 】

Qi Yuecheng was in a hurry.

While crying and running for his life, he apologized politely: "I'm sorry. I misunderstood."

Everyone likes to be treated politely and valued.

888 couldn't help explaining: [The news just now is a platform notification, and it will be withdrawn within 2 minutes after it is released. 】

【And the reason why I said to let you climb a tree is that I am afraid that you will not be able to accept it in a panic and miss important information.So leave a little time and space for you to digest the information. 】

At that moment, Qi Yuecheng felt that Mr. System was sincerely doing his own good, but he still blamed Mr. System, so he couldn't help but feel guilty.

Although he is being chased by zombies, the crisis has not been lifted.But still sincerely thank Mr. System, "Thank you."

The platform notification is a cold electronic voice:

[Ding, main task: save Zhou Xiaolan.

10 points are awarded for the completion of the task.

Side task trigger: collect this zombie, reward 1 point. ]

"Ahhhhhhhhh, how do you charge it? I asked him to accept it and it's almost the same."

[Don't worry, this zombie has just been lying in the ground for more than a hundred years, so it's a little older.His level is too low to be your opponent. 】

"Then how do I charge it?"

[You give him a kiss. 】

"Mr. System, are you very happy to see this?"

[Adjust the atmosphere,] 888 coughed a few times, [Paste a yellow talisman and stab it with a sword. 】

A yellow talisman and a mahogany sword appeared in his mind, and in an instant, the yellow talisman was stuffed into his wide sleeve, and the mahogany tree appeared on Qi Yuecheng's back out of thin air.

From the corner of his eye, Qi Yuecheng glanced at Mr. Zombie who was trying to coax Mr. Zombie to crawl towards him.Mr. Zombie's face is covered with blood, the flesh sticks to his face indelibly, and his mouth is full of pouts.

"No, no, no, I have a cleanliness addiction. It's too disgusting, I can't do it." Qi Yuecheng seemed to suddenly remember that he had a cleanliness addiction just now, and instantly felt nauseous and wanted to vomit.But this body seems to have not eaten for a long time, and there is nothing to vomit, only acid water.

Unexpectedly, the zombie grabbed his ankle suddenly, and was so frightened suddenly, but fortunately, he swallowed the acid water back with a "grunt".

888: [Then you let him eat it.Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you fail the mission, you are really dead.The ashes kind. 】

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! long nails.

Instead of falling down, the zombie climbed up a few times, and in an instant was face to face with him, breathing out a foul stench with its mouth open.It looks like it's about to bite.

"Ahhhhh!!! So dirty! So dirty! So dirty!!!" Qi Yuecheng didn't know what to do, so he stuck the yellow talisman on the zombie's forehead and inserted the sword into the zombie's body inside.

The zombies instantly turned into dots of pink fluorescent light and flew around.

Suddenly, the situation was reversed.

[Ding!The side mission is completed, and the bonus point is 1 point.Accumulated points now: 1. ]

888 couldn't help being speechless, with an old father's gratified face: [Tsk tsk tsk, awesome! ! !Materials that can be made.It is worthy of my choice. 】

Qi Yuecheng didn't know whether it was tears or sweat on his face, or Mr. Zombie's saliva.He can't even get sick now.His mind was blank and he looked dazed.

Holding the branch tightly with one hand, he hung on the ancient maple tree.Like an old bacon that has been dried, it took three or five minutes to hang from the tree before realizing, "I, I, I have completed the task?"

【Yes~】

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

[Xiao Qi, let's go down first, and wait until we stand on the ground steadily before laughing, okay?According to the data, after 2 minutes and 36 seconds, you will have a free fall due to the loss of force in your arm. 】

Qi Yuecheng continued to be confused: "??"

[Plainly speaking, if you fall from a tree after running out of strength, you will have to break a leg if you don't die.Oh, forgot to tell you, you still have 46 seconds left. 】

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