My Foolish Snake Husband Wouldn't Stop Pestering Me

The people eating melons at the scene looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, their faces were flushed.

To them, Duan Lin is a newcomer who has just debuted. There is a saying that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers.

No one thought that Duan Lin would be Duan Chen's younger brother.

Duan Lin went abroad in the early days, and within a year after returning to China, there were rumors on the Internet that Duan Chen had a younger brother, but he had never seen a real person.

There are many people with the same surname who look alike in this world.

When Duan Lin first joined the program group, some people doubted whether he was Duan Chen's younger brother.

But within two days after that, Duan Chen also came, and the two confronted each other, disliked each other.

The earlier speculation was blown away by such indifference.

Zhou Ran's face was stiff, he always knew that Duan Lin's mouth was poisonous, but he didn't expect him to be so indifferent, embarrassing him in front of the camera.

"Duan Lin, no matter what, we've known each other for so long, do you have to embarrass me?"

"I didn't embarrass you." Duan Lin pretended not to understand, "Didn't I just say I was joking?"

"You are not joking, you are not qualified. You tell me that I don't care, but if you go out and offend people, it will be bad. Think about your identity. If you lose face alone, don't hurt your family."

Zhou Ran had a suitable smile on his lips, and smiled understandingly: "Duan Lin, I'm doing it for your own good, you just come out to work now, you should learn a little bit, stepping into society is different from being the second son at home. "

Zhou Ran has always looked down on Duan Lin. In his opinion, Duan Lin is a reckless waste who only speaks and says disgusting things.

Compared with Duan Chen, it's not even a star.

Brothers who are clearly the same father and mother, why is there such a big difference?

Zhou Ran didn't want to understand, but he didn't bother to think about it.

Duan Lin better stay like this trash!

Duan Lin's eyes suddenly darkened, and he raised his hand to hook Yan Rui's shoulder.

Duan Lin asked casually: "Ruirui, do you know what a Madonna is?"

Yan Rui shook his head.

Duan Lin kindly explained this word to him.

"I saw this word on the Internet. It means those who hurt others with a well-intentioned slogan. Their catchphrase is, I am for your own good."

There are many malicious things in this world that we can guard against, but this kind of behavior that is for your own good is hard to guard against.

You can't refute it yet, otherwise it will be like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know a good heart.

Duan Lin looked at Zhou Ran while explaining: "Simply put, the Madonna is the kind of person who pretends to be a Madonna and destroys the world.

You are a perfect match. "

"Duan Lin, you"

As soon as Zhou Ran spoke, Duan Lin went back angrily: "I know my name, you don't need to call me so loudly."

Zhou Ran couldn't express his anger, so he could only hold his breath and step on the ground.

Unlike Duan Lin, he doesn't need to take care of his own image, he can't fight back when he is scolded, he can only suffer from being dumb.

After hearing Duan Lin's words, the people present felt that he had said something.

We record a variety show together, not to mention how good our relationship is, but at least we are colleagues, and we don’t see each other when we look down. How can we record shows in the future if we don’t care about face at all.

The director hurried over to smooth things over and change the subject.

Duan Lin snorted coldly, as long as he saw Zhou Ran aggrieved, he would be happy, the goal had been achieved, Duan Lin stretched out his hand to continue teasing the bird.

"Yan Rui, why don't we let this bird out, you see how pitiful it is locked here."

The parrot in the cage fluttered its wings twice and walked around in the cage, looking a little anxious.

Zhou Ran: "What if it is released and flies? Are you responsible for catching it?"

"Zhou Ran, I don't think you have a long memory, do you?" He had just satirized him, and he hurriedly sent his face up for him to slap.

"Achen..." Zhou Ran looked at Duan Chen with a grievance.

Duan Chen got a headache from being yelled at. If it wasn't for investigating Zhou Ran's back and wanting him to show his feet, he wouldn't have dealt with him here.

Duan Chen now feels that he is purely wasting time.

"Don't provoke him, it's not like you don't know what kind of character Duan Lin is."

Zhou Ran thought that Duan Chen would stand by his side and teach Duan Lin a lesson, but he didn't expect him to say such words.

Does this mean blaming him?

Duan Lin didn't bother to talk to them. To him, Zhou Ran was a bird, no, not even a bird.

"Open the cage?"

Yan Rui said, "I'll try."

At this time the director came over and reminded: "Be careful, don't let it fly."

Yan Rui nodded, looked at the little guy inside and said, "I'll release you later, you can't fly around, you know?"

In the eyes of outsiders, Yan Rui talking to a bird is just a joke, but in fact he is really talking to a parrot.

The parrot in the cage flapped its wings a few more times, then nodded its head.

Yan Rui opened the cage, and the parrot inside spread its wings and flew out.

The speed is very fast, and it flies to the sky above the head in the blink of an eye.

"The parrot flew out, catch it quickly."

"The speed is too fast, I can't catch it."

Duan Lin was also startled, and raised his hand, his fingertips only touched the parrot's wings.

There is only one thought in Duan Lin's mind now, that is, it's over, that he was the one who let the parrot out, but now the parrot flew out and couldn't come back.

Zhou Ran was sneering at the side, although throwing a bird is nothing, but this is a variety show after all, and a small matter will infinitely magnify and be hacked.

Just when everyone thought that the bird would not come back, the parrot circled in the sky and landed on Yan Rui's shoulder, waving its wings.

"Rui Rui." The parrot called Yan Rui's name and rubbed his head affectionately against his ear.

When the others saw it, they were immediately happy. "You know how to come back, you're so obedient, you can still call Yan Rui by name."

"This parrot is amazing. When I go back after recording the show, I'll raise one too." Yu Fei held the groundhog in his hand and looked at Yan Rui enviously.

Ears are Yan Rui's sensitive spot. He is ticklish, and when he was rubbed by the parrot's fur, he immediately shrank his neck.

Yan Rui handed the pine nuts he had prepared to the parrot.

The little guy was kept in a cage without eating for a day, and when he saw Yan Rui handing over the pine nuts, he couldn't wait to open his mouth.

"Does this parrot have a name?" Duan Lin asked.

"The director means to let you pick one up on the spot."

Duan Lin is very satisfied with this arrangement, after all, the name he chose is smooth and pleasing to the mouth.

"Yan Rui, what name should we give him?"

While feeding the parrot, Yan Rui focused on thinking about the name.

After a while, he said, "Doudou."

Yan Rui suddenly remembered that ten thousand years ago he had raised a blue bird named Doudou.

"Doudou, that's a good name." As for what's good, he can't say, anyway, just close your eyes and praise.

Duan Lin also took a pine nut and called the little guy's new name while feeding it.

"Beanie."

After feeding more than a dozen pine nuts, the little guy couldn't eat anymore, and stared at Yan Rui with a pair of small, round, black eyes.

Continuing with the idea that education starts with babies, Duan Lin began to teach the little ones to speak over and over again.

"Hello." Duan Lin repeated two words, not sure if the little guy understood, after a while, he smacked his mouth, and finally hid his head in his wings.

"Why doesn't it talk? Could it just be called Ruirui?" Duan Lin asked.

Yan Rui reached out and stroked the fur on the little guy's body, and said, "It can understand, but it just doesn't want to learn."

"How do you know?" Duan Lin didn't believe it.

Yan Rui was speechless for a while, he couldn't tell Duan Lin that the parrot was secretly calling him an idiot.

It is different to have a parrot that can only talk. Yu Fei and the others come to tease Doudou as soon as they are free.

Zhou Ran looked at the crowd of people jealously.

Originally, the parrot should belong to him, but Zhou Ran hated Yan Rui, even the parrot.

Instead of getting the parrot, Zhou Ran chose the dog.

Zhou Ran held the dog's leash tightly, wishing that the dog in front of him could swallow the parrot in one gulp.

See Duan Chen staring at the parrot without blinking.

Zhou Ran said, "Achen, let's go and have a look."

"You can go if you want." Duan Chen is not interested in these things, he doesn't like to see parrots, all he wants to see is Yan Rui.

Zhou Ran didn't understand Duan Chen's thoughts, he put down the dog leash, and walked forward pretendingly.

When I got closer, I found that this parrot is more beautiful.

While eating the worms, it rubbed against Yan Rui's palm, cute and well-behaved.

Zhou Ran went over and took a melon seed, and fed it to the parrot in a decent manner.

The originally docile parrot suddenly became vicious and pecked the back of Zhou Ran's hand fiercely.

Zhou Ran uttered a cry, and quickly retracted his hand. The piece of flesh on the back of his hand that was pecked by the parrot was not only red, but also bleeding.No one expected that the parrot, which was fine just now, would peck Zhou Ran's hand.

Zhou Ran frowned in pain, covered the back of his hand and stared at Yan Rui.

The hatred inside was not concealed, as if it was about to overflow.

"Yan Rui, didn't I just touch your parrot? Do you need to let it peck me?"

It's ok for a rake.

Yan Rui was not affected by his emotions at all, he just found it funny.

"Did I let you touch it?"

Zhou Ran clenched his teeth, if it wasn't for Yan Rui, how could this poor bird peck him.

Yu Fei also felt that it was unimaginable for Zhou Ran to say this, "Zhou Ran, the parrot has a bad temper. We have been here all the time, but we didn't hear Yan Rui teach Doudou to peck you."

Zhou Ran's psychology has been distorted, he has already determined in his heart that Yan Rui deliberately instigated the parrot to peck him.

The parrot jumped onto Yan Rui's shoulder and rubbed his small head against Yan Rui's chin, as if he was frightened and begged for comfort.

Yan Rui raised his eyes to meet Zhou Ran's hateful eyes, and said, "No one pecked Doudou, but you pecked at you, why don't you think about what's wrong with you, and don't blame everything on others superior."

It makes sense to say so.

The parrot was obedient just a second ago, why did it blow up when it met Zhou Ran?

Everyone immediately looked at Zhou Ran with strange eyes.

He thought to himself: Zhou Ran is so disliked this week, even the birds can't get used to him.

"Zhou Ran, don't bother with a bird. It didn't peck you on purpose. You should stay away from it in the future."

The parrot saw Duan Chen behind Zhou Ran, and then flew over with its wings, circling around Duan Chen.

"Little bastard, little bastard..." He repeated these four words repeatedly.

Duan Chen frowned, looking at the bird dangling in front of his eyes.

The parrot didn't notice Duan Chen's bad temper at all, and continued to call him a little bastard.

Such a picture makes people want to laugh and feel embarrassed.

"It turns out that besides being called Yan Rui, Doudou can also be called Little Bastard."