Liaozhai rewrites the gods and horses

Jiugui, who had accomplished a lot when he was young, had also done several shocking events in the Heavenly Court, and was regarded by the gods as a very promising priest.Imagine being Yin Ling of Nandu at such a young age, can this not be envied by the gods?

You may think that the name "Jiu Gui" is so strange, but in fact, Jiu Gui's real name is not Jiu Gui, because as soon as he became Yin Ling, he became obsessed with good wine, drinking for pleasure all day long, ignoring political affairs, It made the local people feel miserable.As the saying goes: Where there is oppression, there will be resistance. When the people see such a magistrate sent by heaven, they will naturally make trouble.They practiced rituals, set up magic circles, and even carried out living sacrifices, which shocked the heavenly court.The gods in the heavenly court heard the news, and they were delighted in their hearts—the low-ranking person lost a strong competitor; and the high-ranking person, for the sake of dispelling the unwarranted worries in their hearts, grew up. in one breath.So this matter was deduced by some interested people.When the Jade Emperor heard about it, Jiu Gui's evil deeds were far more than just coveting two glasses of fine wine.The result can be imagined, the wine turtle was driven out of the heaven overnight, turned into a giant turtle, and sent to Taohe.After the Jade Emperor made a decision, he slammed down a sentence: "Let this river clean his mouth!"

The wine turtle was expelled from the Heavenly Court, and he was at ease, so his alcoholism rose sharply, and he didn't feel regretful about losing his priesthood.One day, Jiugui was invited by the immortals near the mountain to have a feast in the mountain.Naturally, good wine was indispensable during the banquet, so the wine turtle couldn't control his mouth and drank a few more jars.The banquet lasted from the night before to the early morning of the next day, and when they left the banquet, all the guests were drunk and rootless.Relying on his peerless capacity for drinking, Jiu Gui insisted on taking advantage of the wine to swim in Taoshui.I was full of confidence when I went down, but once in the water, I couldn't help myself.The wine turtle paddled forward with all its strength, but it was a pity that the strength of its limbs was uneven, and it fell on its back within a few meters.

Coincidentally, this day coincided with Feng Sheng, a turtle household by the Taoshui River, going down the river to fish.As soon as he reached the bank of the river, he happened to meet the wine turtle "swimming the river". Seeing this, Zhao Tie immediately set up a large net, plunged into the river, and caught the wine turtle up without any effort.He saw that the giant tortoise he caught was huge, not like a human thing.Moreover, there is a white spot in the middle of his forehead, which is extremely hard when he touches it with his hands, it is a gift from God.This Feng Sheng's family is very poor, but he is upright and wants to exchange this turtle for some money.It can be seen that the giant tortoise's eyes were filled with tears, Feng Sheng couldn't bear it, he immediately released him back into the river and let him go away.Unexpectedly, because of this kindness, Feng Sheng bought half of his life's glory and wealth.

After half a month, one day, Feng Sheng returned from his son-in-law's house and walked to the bank of Taoshui. The sun was already setting.He saw a man who was very drunk, followed by several children, staggering towards him.The man saw Feng Sheng from afar, and asked, "Who?" Feng Sheng replied absently, "Walking." In a hurry to hurry, he stopped answering and walked straight in front of the drunk man.The drunk got even angrier and grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from leaving, reeking of alcohol.Feng Sheng was even more impatient, but he couldn't get away with all his strength, so he asked back: "Who are you?" The drunk replied in a daze, "I am the former Ling Yin of Nandu. Who are you?" Feng Sheng Sheng said disdainfully: "There is a Lingyin like you in the world. It is really an insult to the people in the world! Fortunately, it is the former Lingyin. If it is the current Lingyin, wouldn't everyone in the world be dead?" The drunk was very angry. , Rolled up his sleeves and was about to hit someone, Feng Sheng said loudly: "I, Feng Sheng, am not the one to be beaten!" Hearing this, the drunk man turned his anger into joy, stumbling, knelt down and saluted, and said, "It's me!" My benefactor, I offended you, please don’t blame me.” After getting up, he called the people who followed him and told them to go back and prepare the banquet.Feng Sheng was puzzled, but he couldn't refuse.

The two walked for several miles holding hands, and saw a small village.When I entered the house, I saw that the house was gorgeous and beautiful, like a wealthy family.The drunk had passed away a little before Feng Sheng asked his name.The man said: "I told you, don't be surprised. I'm a wine turtle from Taoshui. Just now, a young boy from Xishan invited me to drink. I drank too much without knowing it. I got drunk and offended you. I am so ashamed." Only then did Feng Sheng realize that the giant tortoise he released that day was actually the person in front of him, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a moment.After a while, the banquet was set up and it was very rich.Jiugui invites Feng Sheng to sit down and invites him to drink.Jiugui was naturally very forthright, and drank several large glasses in a row, but Feng Sheng didn't drink at all.Jiu Gui was very puzzled, so he asked Feng Sheng why he didn't drink.Feng Sheng said bluntly: "This wine is really a mistake, you can't drink it!".After hearing this, the wine turtle looked up and laughed, took another sip of wine, and said loudly: "This wine is a good thing: it can fish out the poems in the poet's belly, and it can sweep away the sorrow in the king's chest. Not to mention these things It's nothing to do with you, people who are drunk don't worry about wrongdoing, ask the teacher to ask for a debt, and the wine will resist!" After hearing this, Feng Sheng shook his head, still refusing to take a sip of wine.Seeing that this man was so stubborn and had a plan in mind, Jiu Gui stopped trying to persuade him to drink. Instead, he talked with Feng Sheng about the local scenery.

While the two were having a heart-to-heart conversation, a distant bell rang.The Eight Great Kings stood up, grabbed Feng Sheng's arm reluctantly, and said, "The meeting is not long. I have something to give you as a gift, to chat and repay your kindness." A small figure was spit out from the mouth, and the small figure was only one inch long.He pinched Feng Sheng's arm with his hands, and Feng Sheng's skin hurt as if it was about to split.He quickly pressed the little man on the painful spot.As soon as he let go of his hand, the little man had already penetrated into the skin, and there were still traces of nails on the skin, and the place bulged up bit by bit, which looked like a sputum nucleus.Feng Sheng asked him what it was in surprise, but he smiled and didn't answer, just said: "You can go." After sending Feng Sheng away, he went back by himself.Feng Sheng looked back and saw that all the houses in the village were gone, only a big turtle disappeared step by step into the river.He stared blankly for a long time, thinking to himself that the thing on his body must be "Treasure of the Turtle".

From then on, Feng Sheng's eyes became very clear. Wherever there were jewels, he could see them even if they were buried in the ground. Even things he didn't know, he could name them casually.With this ability, Feng Sheng immediately became a rich man, and his life gradually became luxurious.In particular, he suddenly had a desire for wine, and he couldn't get away from it all day long.

One night, Jiu Gui broke into Feng Sheng's dream suddenly, and greeted him with a big smile, "Brother Feng, I haven't seen you in a few days, how are you doing?" I deserve this wealth!" Jiu Gui smiled lightly again, and said, "This wine isn't that bad, is it?" Feng Sheng suddenly understood that his recent alcoholism was caused by a turtle, and he was very depressed. .But thinking of his current life of stretching out his hands for clothes and opening his mouth for food, Feng Sheng struggled again.The drunkard obviously knew what was on his mind, so he couldn't help being a little elated, so he turned around and left, leaving a sentence: "If you don't want it, give it back to me!"

When Feng Sheng saw the wine turtle leave, he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. It was almost dawn, and he really couldn't bear the trouble, so he got up to fetch the fine wine and drank it all in one gulp to relieve his worries.As soon as the wine was in his mouth, Feng Sheng stopped hesitating and went back to bed to sleep again.You know, tomorrow morning, he will go to a banquet!

The author has something to say: the dialogue and plot narrative are expressed smoothly and naturally, and the plot is well arranged in detail.The sarcasm at the end comes naturally.