My apprentice teases me

His kisses landed densely on Sun Wukong's forehead, closed eyes, flushed cheeks, and slightly cool lips, and then stayed there, sucking, biting, until the lips became rosy and plump. Open, moved to his earlobe, neck, down...

His hands were not idle either, he slid in from the edge of the clothes, groped around, his slender fingers stroked the smooth skin nimbly... Finally the people under him couldn't help it anymore, Monkey King opened his mouth a little confused Resisting moaning, he said in displeasure, "Have you touched enough?"

"Not enough..." He smiled softly, covered Sun Wukong's eyes with his hand, stopped touching his body, but went down, down...

"Ah, no……"

"To or not to?"

"Ah, no……"

[The scene is extremely intense, so [-] words are omitted below, please crook yourself]

……

The man sitting in front of the computer looked at these words with a gloomy face. He slid his slender finger on the mouse and saw the latest comments as follows:

No1网友：路人甲评论：《我徒弟老撩我》打分-2时间：2037-07-01章节：61

Fuck the author, you ruined me, you know!How can I be a victim if I attack so empty!Negative score negative score!

No2网友：路人乙评论：《我徒弟老撩我》打分-2时间：2037-07-01章节：61

Author, if you have the ability to drive, don't drive a fake car, negative points, negative points!

No3网友：路人丙评论：《我徒弟老撩我》打分2时间：2017-07-01章节：61

So this chapter only has 265 words including punctuation marks, the author, are you really short?

No4网友：路人丁评论：《我徒弟老撩我》打分2时间：2037-07-01章节：61

Scattering flowers (omit 23 words if there are too many petals) [Husky face]

After seeing the comments here, the man stopped looking down. He put his hands on the keyboard and typed awkwardly one by one to reply to the comments of readers A, B, C, and D.

Yes, in fact Sun Wukong is an attack, I will ask him to rewrite it later.

Jinjiang can't be below the neck.

He's not short, I know.

Pug tongue.

After replying, he closed the page with his eyes closed, stood up and walked to the bathroom.In the bathroom, there was a man with a chicken nest head standing in front of the sink. He was wearing a vest and shorts. The shorts seemed to be a little loose and hung on his body. From the mirror, one could see that he was brushing his teeth with his eyes closed. .

"I've already made breakfast. I'm going to work." The man standing at the door said to the man inside.

"Yeah." The man inside just nodded his head, the man smiled, then walked over to help him pull up his pants, then stretched out his hand and slapped his butt hard, saying that he still wanted to play chess with Duke Zhou. Jiang Liuer woke up from the pain, he opened his eyes suddenly, turned his head and said angrily: "Sun Wukong, are you going to rebel?!"

A mouthful of white foam sprayed on a handsome face next to him as he spoke.Monkey King was not angry, but approached with a smile instead, Jiang Liuer dodged his wolf kiss: "Go away, I will take a mouthful of toothpaste foam!"

Monkey King continued to lean over and kissed the corner of his mouth: "It's okay, I like mint flavor..."

Jiang Liu'er tilted his head, spit the white foam into the sink, took the toothpaste that was set aside and stuffed it into Monkey King's hand, "Take it, I don't mind if I eat it up." Then he took the water glass gargle.

"It's you I like, not toothpaste..." Sun Wukong threw the toothpaste on the sink with some grievances, and continued to lean over, slipping his hand restlessly from the edge of his clothes, and Jiang Liu'er spat out the water in his mouth , grabbed the hand that was stroking around, "Please don't be in love early in the morning, thank you."

Sun Wukong bit his earlobe, obviously felt his trembling, let go of him with a chuckle, rested his head on his shoulder, blew on his fair neck, and said softly: "His hand Sliding in from the edge of the clothes, stroking around, slender fingers nimbly stroking the smooth skin...down, down..."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Why does it feel familiar?

Sun Wukong's warm breath sprayed on his neck, making it tickle and a little uncomfortable.

His hands started to fumble again, and he whispered softly: "Ah...no...do...ah...no...do..."

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

His ears turned red all of a sudden, his face was also hot, and he wished he could find a crack to get in.

Sun Wukong said: "Why are you blushing, don't you want me to call you that? Huh? I can say it again. Uh~ no~ want~~"

Fuck!Can't stand it!Jiang Liu'er grabbed the towel and wiped the foam from the corners of her mouth, then threw it aside, and fell to the ground without noticing the force, pushing the person who deliberately seduced him to the wall, hooking his chin, Monkey King's Still smiling, and even reading his novel: "Your kiss fell on my closed eyes, on my flushed cheeks, on my cool lips, and then..."

Then Jiang Liu'er kissed him fiercely, he didn't resist, let the man kiss him impatiently, even biting his lips, he didn't push him away, when the man's breath became more and more Heavier, when his hand was about to untie his belt, he grabbed that hand, opened his eyes, and said with a smirk: "Honey, I'm going to work when it's time."

"Damn it." Jiang Liu'er wanted to beat him up.

Pushed him away, went to the mirror, and straightened his clothes. He saw that his lips were red and swollen, so he smiled again, complaining, and said, "My colleagues will say that my girlfriend is too cute when I go to work. Enthusiastic..."

Talking about wanting to come over, Jiang Liu'er pushed him away with one hand, "Get lost!"

"Goodbye, little rascal." Sun Wukong blew him a kiss and went out.

Jiang Liu'er turned on the faucet, washed her face, and then went to eat her own breakfast.

The breakfast is porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, which is cooked by Monkey King. His cooking skills are good, and it is quite delicious.

After finishing the porridge, I washed the dishes, then stuffed the clothes I changed yesterday into the washing machine, poured in the laundry detergent, started it, and then went to my room, sat down in front of the computer, turned on the computer, and logged into Jinjiang account, there was an envelope icon shaking at the top, he clicked on it, glanced at the title, smiled, and it was the author's cross-traveling activity, he clicked on the read to close it, and went to read his comments.

Thinking that the last time he participated in this event, not only did he not get half a dime as a bonus, but he also brought back a Monkey King who was equivalent to a giant baby.

Six years ago, they completed the task of fetching the Western Classic, and the system told him that he could go back. Jiang Liuer asked him if he could take Monkey King with him. The system widened its eyes and said, "How is it possible, let alone alone?" , even if it’s an item that doesn’t belong to you, you can’t let you take it away, or every traveler will take an antique back, which is much more than 50, so is it necessary to do the task!”

Jiang Liu'er said, "Then I won't go back."

The system also said: "Don't tease the host, this traversal activity is based on the experience of the failed activity a few years ago, if the author can't complete the task, then he will be forced to go back after the end of the activity. "

Jiang Liuer shouted: "Then why didn't you tell me! I don't have to work so hard on the task."

The system laughed: "It's just to prevent authors like you."

In the end, Jiang Liuer went back, still lived in his small rented house, still lived his poor life, and watched TV dramas when he missed someone, but found that the Monkey King in all the film and television works was not like him. He stopped reading his Monkey King and continued to write his novels.

Then one day, he used the ATM machine to withdraw money to pay the rent. On the way back, he saw a crowd of people on the side of the road. He didn't want to see it, but he heard someone say: "In this day and age, why are there still young men who prostitute themselves? Could it be a little boy or something?"

He leaned over curiously, and then saw Monkey King in human form!

Sun Wukong came here through the gate, he didn’t know where Jiang Liu’er was, and he was not familiar with this world at all, so he had to think of this way, which was not a solution. Monkey King said wrongedly: “I have nothing now, Master. You can take me in."

"Don't worry, Great Sage, you follow me, and you will never lose your portion!" Jiang Liu'er hugged him happily, and then took him to a five-star hotel for a big meal .

Later, because they had no money to pay the rent, they fled to the streets with their luggage that night.

On the first night of their reunion, they were homeless for a while, but Jiang Liu'er felt that this was the happiest time in this period of time.

A few years later, Jiang Liu'er has a good income, Sun Wukong has a strong adaptability and a smart head, and soon he is almost like a modern person. Now he works in a supermarket, and they already have a room that belongs to them. house.Although not rich, both of them are satisfied and happy.

Jiang Liu'er read the latest comments, and the more she read, the more frantic she became!

Damn Sun Wukong said, it’s okay to read his novels, and now he’s replying to readers’ comments!

The ones he replied have already built tall buildings.

[Fuck, it turns out that the author is a blue boy! ]

[Guess is it Da Da’s girlfriend or boyfriend who replied? ]

[So the author is not short, but how big he is つ﹏]

"..." Jiang Liu'er opened the document and continued to write the novel about Monkey King being suppressed by the master.

Xianyu can't live without dreams, even if he's been oppressed all the time, he still wants to stand up, even if it's lust!

The author has something to say: Do you count... Do you count driving?The pure author's limit is over (′▽`〃)