My apprentice teases me

In the past few days, there is a joke circulating in the heavens.

This joke was spread in Leiyin Temple.

A few days ago, the Buddha held the "Orchid Basin Party" and invited gods and fellow Taoists from all walks of life to gather together.

A great immortal told everyone an interesting story.

"On my way to Leiyin Temple, I met an interesting immortal in mid-air." Daxian said.

"What's interesting, what's interesting, Immortal Zhenyuan tell me quickly." These immortals, who are usually dignified and serious, immediately urged to tell quickly when they heard something interesting.It can be seen how boring their lives are.

"It's like this. I flew over here in a cloud full of joy, and then I saw a little elder appearing in front of me. I saw that elder was also slowly flying towards me. I thought that the encounter was due to fate. I should say hello. So I stopped and waited for the little elder to approach. When the little elder approached, guess what I saw?"

"What?"

"The little elder is very handsome, but his eyes are covered with a white cloth strip. I think there may be something wrong with the eyes of this fairy friend, and he didn't see me, so he bumped into me directly. You know my I still have a little ability, so I want to help that fairy friend. Then guess what happened next?"

The gods who listened to the gossip: "... Daxian Zhenyuan, don't talk nonsense, please get straight to the point!"

"Then... ah!" A fat man appeared in the corner of the vision of Immortal Zhenyuan, and then he called out to stop the fat man.

"The Tathagata Buddha also came to listen to this joke I told." Daxian Zhenyuan warmly invited.

Tathagata smiled slightly and shook his head, but his heart was furious: I asked you to come to this orchid basin. listen to you?joke.After all, I am the leader of the Buddhist world, why do I want to listen to the nonsense of you, a Taoist priest!

Immortal Zhenyuan stopped him, "That little elder belongs to you."

Tathagata paused, feeling bad.

"The man told me that there was nothing wrong with his eyes, he said it was because he had a fear of heights, but he was going to Dongsheng Shenzhou, so he had to cover his eyes to prevent himself from seeing in mid-air. "

"Hahahaha, that little fairy must have not practiced well enough to use the shape-shifting method, right?"

"Of course not. When I asked the little elder which sect he was from, he said he was Jin Chanzi, Tathagata's second disciple." Immortal Zhenyuan turned to Tathagata, "Your disciple is really cute. , I can’t even think of using the teleportation method.”

Everyone snickered.

Tathagata has no expression on his face: "Is this funny? Where's the joke?" Then Buddha left.

Everyone looked at each other.

Zhen Yuanzi is not afraid of being angry with Tathagata, he is even more angry now.It was just a one-time relationship with his disciple, and his invisible jade hairpin was cheated. Where could he cry?It's all because of this big fat man's lack of discipline!

However, in the final analysis, I still like that nonsense Jin Chanzi very much. I haven't met such an interesting person for a long time. If I can, I might be able to be friends in the future.

Jiang Liu'er didn't know that he was being ridiculed by all kinds of gods now, and he was so happy holding that jade hairpin, plus he was awakened, and he used the shape-shifting method to arrive at Huaguo Mountain in an instant.

He originally thought about going up the mountain to find Monkey King, but he saw a big rock next to him.There are several large characters engraved on the big stone:

All monks are not allowed to enter without authorization, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk.

Jiang Liuer was shocked, what happened to the monk?When did Sun Wukong have a deep hatred with the monk?

There was no way, Jiang Liu'er transformed herself into a scholar, and swaggered into the mountain.Along the way, he met many monkeys staring at him, but they dared not go forward.

Jiang Liu'er thought to herself, if it was according to what Sun Wukong said, then now she is a frail scholar who accidentally broke in.

Jiang Liu'er went around in the mountains, pretending to be a lost person.After turning around again, those monkeys and beasts still didn't come forward to catch him.

Jiang Liuer thought to himself, are you not aggressive when you see a stranger appearing in your territory?Take me to your king and let me stay here!

After coming down several times, Jiang Liu'er came directly to the outside of Shuilian Cave, poking his head and preparing to go in.Now the nearby monkeys frowned, jumped out quickly, and shouted loudly like thunder: "Bold mortal, this is not a place you can break into, go away!"

Jiang Liu'er clutched her little heart, looking frightened: "Ah, are the monkeys here all monsters?"

Then he cupped his hands and said politely: "My name is Jiang Liu'er, I just got lost and came here..."

"That's not easy!" A monkey volunteered, "I can take you out."

Jiang Liu'er: ...Don't follow the script like this.

"This place is far away from the human world. Where can any mortal get lost and come here?" said a wise monkey. Have a meal of meat."

Jiang Liu'er: ...It's too exaggerated, why can't you follow the script!It is agreed that I am a harmless scholar who is loved by everyone?What should I do now? I have already said that I am a human being. If I use my power to resist now, then I will become a demon who becomes a human... If I can’t be familiar with Monkey King, then when he makes troubles in the Heavenly Palace, I will What kind of identity should I use to intercede for him?If Jin Chanzi hadn't been kind to Sun Wukong, would Sun Wukong have been obedient to Tang Seng from the beginning?

However, since it is a repeat, his task should be to stop Monkey King from making troubles in the Heavenly Palace. Now it seems that it is not right to just sit on the sidelines.If Sun Wukong hadn't caused trouble, then Jin Chanzi wouldn't be demoted to the mortal world, and there wouldn't be any Tang monks to learn the scriptures from the West, so Journey to the West wouldn't exist.Since it doesn't exist anymore, he naturally won't wear it in Journey to the West.

So he will return to the world that belongs to him?

Yes, definitely so.

Jiang Liuer looked at the group of monkeys surrounding him, turned around and jumped into the waterfall.Just jumped into the water curtain cave, and then saw seven sworn brothers including Monkey King.

Moreover, all of them were in their original form, all of them were grotesque, with their fangs wide open. Their eyes were all looking at the entrance of the cave. Jiang Liu'er instinctively felt that she had broken into the wolf's den.

"You go on, you go on." Jiang Liu'er smiled apologetically.Even if he is Jin Chanzi, it is impossible to deal with seven big monsters at the same time, so let's run away quickly.

Before he could escape, the Jiaolong who was obviously the Demon King had already reached the entrance of the cave one step ahead of him, blocking Jiang Liu'er's way.

"This is the first time that a living person has come to our Huaguo Mountain." The Flood Demon King was still the same hateful, sticking out his long tongue full of malice, and then asked the other monsters as if thinking of something: " Didn't you say that a monk will come to us recently? How did you become a scholar?"

"I, I, I... I lost my way, I will leave immediately." Jiang Liu'er lowered her head and did not dare to look directly at him, "Please step aside!"

It seems that these few people have great opinions on the monk. If they would rather kill ten thousand by mistake than let one go, then they are too wronged.

If Jin Chanzi is dead now, can this fake Journey to the West still exist?Jiang Liuer wanted to commit suicide.

"Brother, don't touch him. We are not cruel monsters. We can't kill people when we see them. Killing a person is as easy as crushing an ant. It's better to let us brothers have a good time." It is the bull demon king with two long horns.

Let us brothers have a good time...

Jiang Liuer petrified.

It's really not that he thinks too much, no matter how you listen to this line, it's what the bully said to the good people!However, that Flood Demon King smiled and leaned over...

"Help!" Jiang Liu'er kicked him, and fled with all his strength, but was caught and thrown to the ground.Others gathered around.

"Hey, can you sing a few ditties?" The Bull Demon King spoke first.

Jiang Liu'er was confused by this question: "..."

"Brother, you really know how to joke. How can a scholar sing? You should ask him if he can dance." A monster who didn't know where he was ranked came up, "Hey, can you dance?"

Jiang Liuer shook his head.

"Then write some poems to praise us." Another came up again.

Jiang Liu'er can't compose poems, but he can recite poems.So I read a poem "Thoughts in a Quiet Night" to them, and I never expected to be ruthlessly dismantled immediately: "Did you write this poem! And is it a compliment to people!"

Jiang Liuer recited "The Goose" again without changing his face

"goose--"

"Shut up," said the Bull Demon King.

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

"It's said that a scholar who is useless is absolutely right. In this way, if you want to get out alive, you can do something you are best at, and if we are satisfied, we will let you go. "

Jiang Liuer thought for a while, Sun Wukong and Jiao Demon King both like to listen to stories, so as long as they tell a good story, they can save themselves from being poisoned.

So he told them the fairy tale that caused little Bailong to die, but before he finished, some people couldn't help it.

"Shut up." It was Monkey King who spoke this time.

Sun Wukong is still wearing the golden chain armor, which is not at all different from these enchanting monsters.So thinking that he is her idol, Jiang Liuer decided to forgive Sun Wukong for his rudeness.

But I still mutter in my heart, doesn't Wukong like to let him tell stories?Wronged.

Seeing his appearance, Sun Wukong felt a little familiar, but he still didn't want to waste time on this scholar, so he said to his brothers: "It's important to discuss business matters, this person is not as good as..."

He made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Jiang Liuer suddenly burst into tears, and there was always such a scene in his mind: others said they wanted to kill him, but in the end Sun Wukong stepped forward to save him, and then let him stay in Huaguo Mountain.

Never expected that it was Sun Wukong who wanted to kill him now!

But the Flood Demon King looked at him with interest: "I think he is quite interesting, why not let him follow me, it's boring anyway."

Jiang Liuer: Although you will be a bastard in the future, you are two meters tall today.

So Jiang Liu'er was tied by Monkey King with a golden rope and thrown aside, and several people gathered together to whisper.

Jiang Liu'er rolled his eyes. In order not to let him hear their conversation, they actually blocked his ears with something.

After staring blankly for several seconds, he had no choice but to go to sleep.

When I woke up, I didn't know how long it had been. Anyway, the night pearl in the cave was shining like it didn't need money.But now there are only a group of monkeys and Monkey King, and it is estimated that the sky has already darkened.

Jiang Liu'er was also hungry.

He tried his best to make some noise to let everyone know that there was such a character as him.

"Why are you still here?" Monkey King noticed him, and then remembered that the Jiao Demon King didn't get this person away when he was leaving.

so troublesome.

Sun Wukong asked the monkey to untie Jiang Liuer's bound hands, and threw some food to him.

"Are you that monk I met a few days ago?" The more Monkey King looked at the person in front of him, the more he felt familiar.

Jiang Liuer shook his head quickly, he didn't dare to let Monkey King know that he was a monk.

"I saw that stone tablet at the foot of the mountain. Does the monk have any grudge against you?"

Sun Wukong answered the wrong question, "Tomorrow I will send you home."

"..."

Jiang Liu'er knelt down with a plop, and said miserably: "I was an orphan since I was a child, and now my house has been taken over by bullies, and I am homeless. Please do me a favor, let me stay here and tell you stories Bar!"

Let me save you!

"I don't like hearing stories."

"I can cook."

"I like to eat it raw."

"..." Jiang Liu'er thought for a while, and had no choice but to offer the jade hairpin she got from Zhen Yuanzi.

Monkey King didn't look at it, nor did he reach out to take it.But he relented and let him stay.

"I'm going to the world in a few days. You follow me. If you behave well, I can make you immortal."

Jiang Liu'er inserted the hairpin back into her hair, and was stunned for a moment after hearing his words, "What are you going to do?"

Sun Wukong grinned at him, "Killing people and setting fire to them is all evil."