My apprentice teases me
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It didn't move at all.Hit again, it's still the same.
Zhu Bajie's voice came from inside, "Don't bother, this stone gate is no ordinary stone gate, it can only be opened inside, you can't break it."
Then there was no more sound.
Sun Wukong knocked hundreds more sticks without giving up, and the stone door was still the same, so he walked back angrily.
"Master, don't worry. I'll kill him when he comes out." Monkey King took out some dry food from his bag and shared it with Jiang Liuer.
While eating the dry steamed buns, Jiang Liu'er pretended to be a kind and compassionate person and said, "Let's just take the cassock back and everything has aura in time. I guess their cultivation is not easy. "
Sun Wukong looked at him in surprise, with a hurt expression in his eyes.I didn't expect him as a master to become indiscriminate between good and bad.
Jiang Liu'er thought to herself, one is a demon who will be picked up by the Bodhisattva, and the other is Tang Seng's second apprentice, what can I do, I am also very desperate!
They waited outside the Batu Caves for three days.
The stone door in the cave has never been opened.
Sun Wukong had no choice but to go to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Before leaving, Xiao Bailong still couldn't believe that he couldn't find his way, so he drew another circle for them to stay inside.Only then did he walk away with a somersault cloud.
As soon as he stepped forward, the stone door opened.Zhu Bajie, Hei Xiongjing and a man in white came out one after another.
Xiao Bailong immediately became excited and wanted to jump out of the golden circle to fight them.
Jiang Liu'er pulled him back, "Forget it, you can't beat them."
The three monsters walked down the mountain talking and laughing as if they hadn't seen Jiang Liu'er and the others, and they were about to disappear.
Once they leave, it may be difficult to find them if they hide.
Jiang Liu'er cheered up and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Do you still remember what Guanyin Bodhisattva said to you? Do you remember what she asked you to do?!"
Zhu Bajie didn't respond, but the black bear heard it, and asked Zhu Bajie casually: "Do you still know Bodhisattva?"
"The Bodhisattva is the one I hate the most. I guess this monk is the monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures." Zhu Bajie said disapprovingly: "Let's go quickly, if the monkey comes back, it will be troublesome."
"I'm not afraid of him." Hei Xiong Jing looked back at Jiang Liu'er and Xiao Bailong, his eyes rolled, and his eyes were full of malicious intentions, "You said, this monk is also a very high-level saint. Otherwise, he would not have been entrusted with the important task of going to the West Paradise."
Hearing his words, Jiang Liu'er had a bad feeling in her heart.
Then the black bear spirit licked the corner of his mouth with a greedy face, "If we eat him, the practice will double, right? Maybe this is the meat of immortality?"
"It might be! I heard that this monk is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi!" The man in white looked at Jiang Liu'er excitedly and said.
"..." Although Zhu Bajie is hanging out with them now, he does not dare to openly oppose the Bodhisattva, so he kindly persuaded his two ignorant friends: "Stop talking, he was specially chosen by the Bodhisattva to go to the Western Paradise The monk, how can we deal with it? If you want to survive, you should leave here quickly, and avoid the limelight first."
"You used to stay in heaven, and you were afraid that Bodhisattvas would be afraid of gods. But Xiaobai and I are not afraid." Hei Xiongjing glanced at Zhu Bajie, "If you are afraid, leave the cassock and go back to Gao Laozhuang Go up and let your unmarried daughter-in-law serve you."
Zhu Bajie is also a person with a temper. He hugged the cassock in his arms, "I knew you two didn't really treat me as a friend. Now that the treasure is in your hands, you want to drive me away, right?"
"..." Why does this passage sound so sad?Jiang Liu'er quickly seized the opportunity to win over Zhu Bajie's hurt heart, as if he extended an olive branch: "It's still a big mistake, Bajie, you should come back quickly, the Bodhisattva's pleading for you is not to make you fall .”
"Shut up! It's because of her that I, a handsome and handsome marshal, have become like this!" Zhu Bajie yelled at him, "You are not a good person!"
"..."
I just said a few words!So wronged.
Hei Xiong Jing simply explained to him, "When you escaped from Gaolaozhuang, I kindly took you in. But what about you? Do you do anything else besides eating? And you eat a lot. If you eat the food for ten days, you can finish it in two days, if the monkey hadn’t left, what would we eat, would you eat the dirt?”
The corner of Zhu Bajie's mouth twitched, but he had no words to refute.
"Forget it, you'd better go. I can't afford you in this Black Wind Cave..." He looked up at his cave while speaking, and when he saw the three big characters, he finally became angry, "I just It’s just asking you to put a new plaque on it, why did you even change the name! Your cave is the Black Phoenix Cave!”
Zhu Bajie threw away the cassock and left without looking back.
The black bear spirit and the man in white... This man in white should be a white flower basilisk.The two looked at each other, and surrounded Jiang Liuer and the others.
Looking at the golden circle on the ground, the Black Bear Spirit asked the White Flower Snake Spirit, "How is it? Is there a way to undo this force?"
The white snake spirit shook her head, "However, we can let them come out by themselves."
After speaking, he stretched out his right hand with the palm facing up, and a blue flame appeared in his heart.
Are you planning to burn it with fire, and then go out by yourself when the heat becomes unbearable?Xiaobailong let out a rage: "If I don't show off my power, you will really despise me!"
Ah! You speak so imposingly, isn't it about to make a big move?But Jiang Liu'er was still quite worried about him, and just about to persuade him not to go out rashly, but saw the little white dragon suddenly took a deep breath, immediately returned to the dragon body, leaped into the air, and opened his bloody mouth... …
Others can spit fire out of their mouths, but Little White Dragon can spit out vast oceans of water.A huge jet of water spewed out from Xiaobailong's mouth, like a huge water gun, immediately rushed the white flower snake spirit out, without even stopping, it just disappeared.
As for the black bear spirit, he reacted faster than the white flower snake, and immediately flew into the air as soon as the little white dragon sprayed water, and then hit the little white dragon.His speed was very fast, before Xiao Bailong could turn his head back, he was hit hard on the back, the pain caused him to fail all of a sudden, he fell from mid-air, and fell hard to the ground.
And the black bear spirit was above him, holding a spear and landing straight down.
Jiang Liu'er rushed over quickly, and dragged Xiao Bailong into the circle.Then in the next second, Jiang Liu'er was trampled on the back by the black bear spirit, with such force that it seemed as if he was going to trample him to death.
Jiang Liu'er even felt a bloody taste in his mouth.
The black bear spirit easily tied up the two incompetent people, and he didn't care if the white snake was okay, and walked directly into the cave with a person in one hand.
Jiang Liu'er was lifted in mid-air by him and could only thrash about, without a chance to resist at all.
I don't know how long it will take for Monkey King to invite the Bodhisattva to come back.
Seeing the entrance of the cave getting closer, Jiang Liu'er became more and more flustered.
Death may not be scary at all, what is scary is dying slowly! When Jiang Liuer thought of being washed for nothing and steamed in a pot as steamed buns, she wished she could bite her tongue and kill herself immediately.
Just when Jiang Liu'er was in despair, a loud voice rang out, "Bold black bear spirit, put him down!"
Jiang Liu'er twisted her neck vigorously and looked back, and saw Zhu Bajie standing there holding a nine-toothed rake.
For the first time, Jiang Liu'er felt that Zhu Bajie's image was much taller and mightier.
☆, 25. Fight monsters
"What did you say?"
The black bear spirit really didn't expect that this stupid pig would come back, and it was a different person.
"I said, put him down!" Zhu Bajie stared angrily, seeing Jiang Liu'er was also looking at him, and quickly assured him: "I didn't remember just now, I forgot that you were the one I was waiting for." Which monk... no, it's Master. Don't be afraid, Master, I will definitely save you."
If it was possible, Jiang Liu'er would definitely yell at him: "You've fallen into deaf ears to what I just said, why don't you act shamelessly and pretend you didn't hear it!"
But seeing that he was serious when he said this, he almost slapped his chest and said, Jiang Liu'er also calmed down——I just felt a sharp pain from my throat to my stomach after vomiting such a mouthful of blood. I really have no strength.
In the next second, Jiang Liu'er felt that Zhu Bajie was also an unreliable apprentice.
Why didn't he pat his chest and speak?Because his hands are empty!I want to eat buns! ! !
When Jiang Liuer saw him take out a white steamed bun from his pocket, he almost fainted.
Sure enough, Wukong is the only reliable apprentice, no matter in Journey to the West or in this fake Journey to the West!
When Wukong comes back, he must be treated well!Don't count on other apprentices.
Because the person is being held in mid-air by the collar, his neck is strangled uncomfortably.Even Xiao Bailong couldn't help but thumped up.
Seeing that the pig demon and the black bear spirit didn't plan to make a move yet, Xiao Bailong cried and said: "Forget it, let's leave it to us, if we stay for a moment longer, we will die."
Jiang Liu'er's face was also flushed at this time, and she felt as if she was hanging herself.
Black Bear snorted, "Did you hear that, stupid pig!"
Turn around and leave after speaking.
"The old pig asked you to stop, you didn't hear it!" Zhu Bajie swallowed the meat bun in one gulp, and rushed up with his palladium.Who knew that the Black Bear Spirit immediately turned his head and gave him a vicious look: "Get lost! If you dare to yell again, I will turn you into a roast pig!"
Zhu Bajie ignored him and rushed up holding the palladium.
Seeing this, the black bear spirit felt that since someone wanted to die, he would not stop him. Anyway, his little brother hadn't eaten pork for a long time.He threw the two people and the cassock in his hand to the ground, the cassock loosened its neck, and roared angrily, turning into a black bear twice its original size.
Standing a few meters tall, the sharp claws glisten in the sun, like a sharp dagger.
Zhu Bajie didn't expect that the black bear spirit turned out to be so huge. It was really a disadvantage for him to rush up so rashly. He wanted to stop, but it was already too late.
The black bear spirit waved his hand, and the long arm had already reached him.Zhu Bajie could only feel the blackness in front of his eyes, and then he was shot flying. He fell heavily on a big rock, and the rock burst and flew out.
Zhu Bajie stood up in the pile of stones, and then groped into the lapel of his chest again, and took out a squashed bun, swallowed it in one gulp, and rushed up again.
This time he learned his lesson. When the black bear spirit waved towards Wuzhi Mountain again, he immediately changed direction and jumped into the air.I want to plan to hit the top and the bottom.
But the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall... Well, although these two pig bears are both demons, there is still a gap.
Think about it, Zhu Bajie can't beat Wukong, but Wukong has nothing to do with Black Bear Spirit in this Black Wind Mountain.So the same amount is replaced, and now the Black Bear Spirit is stronger than Zhu Bajie.
The black bear spirit was not afraid of his iron palladium, so he let the iron palladium hit him on the head.Zhu Bajie thought he had succeeded, but he hadn't hit the black bear spirit yet, and the iron palladium had already been firmly grasped by the black bear spirit's claws.The strength of the black bear spirit is so great that Zhu Bajie couldn't pull it out even if he tried to pull back. Seeing that the "Wuzhishan" was about to hit him again, Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he died.
Although he is a pig demon now, after all, he used to be majestic before, how could he give up his weapon so casually?In all these years in the mortal world, he has seen all kinds of people, and heard such a sentence: the sword is with the people, and the sword is broken and I die!
Although this is not a sword, it is his only weapon after all...
Am I really going to let go?Zhu Bajie burst into tears in his heart, he grabbed the iron handle with all his strength, and watched the huge palm slap towards him... He closed his eyes resolutely.
If you die, you die!I'm tired of being a pig anyway.
……
The expected being shot again did not appear, Zhu Bajie was still curious, when he suddenly heard the little monk shout happily: "Big brother!"
Opening his eyes, he saw that Monkey King was volleying behind the black bear spirit, and the black bear spirit grinned and twisted its furry face. The big claw was right in front of Zhu Bajie's eyes, and the sharp claws were just a little short of catching him. face.
Sun Wukong grabbed the black bear spirit's long hair and pulled it hard!The head of the black bear spirit could not help but tilt back, and Monkey King took the opportunity to put a trap on his head.
Black Bear Jingran had no choice but to let go of the iron palladium claws, changed the target, and grabbed Monkey King.
Sun Wukong jumped back with ease, and jumped into the air. While avoiding the black bear spirit's pursuit, he also sneered at Zhu Bajie: "Why have you started biting dog bones when I'm not here for a while?"
Seeing Sun Wukong flying into the air, the black bear spirit roared angrily, flew up too, and stabbed at Sun Wukong with a long spear.
This time Sun Wukong didn't move at all, he smiled strangely at the black bear spirit, and then heard a solemn scolding sound from a distance: "Non animal, don't stop?!"
The black bear was taken aback for a moment, and then saw Guanyin Bodhisattva holding a water purification bottle appearing in front of him.She has a beautiful face, and there is a slight anger on her originally benevolent face.
The black bear spirit didn't expect the monkey to spend such a short time to go back and forth to the South China Sea, and even invited the Bodhisattva Guanyin.
Knowing that this time it will be difficult to get out, but he is not a person who surrenders obediently.Turning his wrist, he rushed towards Sun Wukong again...
Avalokitesvara can only recite the mantra, and keep on recitation.
After reading it, the black bear spirit fell from the sky to the ground with his head in his arms, and then rolled back and forth on the ground.
Avalokitesvara said: "Do you know that you are wrong? Do you still dare to do evil?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare!" The black bear rolled on the ground, with a splitting headache, and all his arrogance succumbed to the little circle above his head.
Monkey King was originally smiling, but when he thought of wearing such a thing on his head, his face turned cold all of a sudden.
Returning to the ground with a low air pressure, he went straight to Jiang Liuer's side and helped him up. Seeing the bright red at the corner of Jiang Liuer's mouth, his stern expression was still somewhat soft after all.
"Are you all right, Master?"
he asked softly.
Jiang Liu'er couldn't see his cold aura just now, probably because he saw the black bear spirit and thought of himself.Instead of answering Sun Wukong's question, he emphasized again: "I won't do this to you, really."
Sun Wukong was taken aback when he heard what he said, and then he understood, stretched out his fingers to wipe away the blood, and gave him an ulterior motive: "So, Master has memorized the magic spell? Didn't you say you didn't remember it? ?"
"..."
It's over, it's a slip of the tongue.Jiang Liuer felt annoyed.
"But it doesn't matter, if you dare to use such a spell on me, I, Monkey King, will not follow you even if I die." Monkey King paused, and he also emphasized, "Even if it is just once."
Jiang Liu'er nodded violently, "No, no, no, say the important thing three times. You don't know if you don't believe me!"
After hearing his words, Sun Wukong completely relaxed his expression. He looked at Jiang Liuer's whole body and saw that his clothes had been torn with several holes.Frowning again, "Where is it hurt?"
"I've been stepped on my back, it's probably swollen." Jiang Liu'er couldn't help reaching out to touch his back, but the pain caused him to take a deep breath.
Monkey King said: "Don't move, I will give you medicine later."
Then his eyes turned to the black bear spirit who had surrendered under Guanyin's tight ring.He didn't know what the Bodhisattva said to him, so he stood up and obediently followed behind the Bodhisattva, as if he was about to leave.
"Wait." Monkey King called to stop them.
The Bodhisattva turned around: "Is there anything else?"
"Of course!" Sun Wukong replied loudly, then bowed his head and said to Jiang Liuer: "I will avenge you."
"...Let's say goodbye? He's a Bodhisattva now..." Jiang Liu'er was a little timid.
But Sun Wukong said: "How can this be? The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people! I want him to know what will happen to him who bullies my Master Monkey King!"
After speaking, he got up and walked towards the black bear spirit, and when he got close, he kicked him hard from behind. The black bear spirit was thrown forward by the sudden kick, and knelt down on the ground with a common sound.
Sun Wukong mended a few more times, and really couldn't understand why Guanyin Bodhisattva would be so lenient with such a wild monster.
Bodhisattva stopped him, "Okay, stop beating, don't be so stingy."
Then he left with the black bear spirit.
Only then did Sun Wukong return to Jiang Liuer's side, and then he remembered that there was no shadow of Xiao Bailong, and then he raised his eyes to search, only to see Xiao Bailong sitting on the ground not far away, looking at them with resentment.
"Do you finally think of me now!" He said angrily.
And Zhu Bajie, who stood aside, was also a little at a loss, not knowing how he would end up.
☆, 26. Task Six
Hearing Jiang Liu'er say that this pig demon is the second apprentice newly accepted by Master, Sun Wukong's expression is not good-looking.
Even uglier than him is Xiao Bailong.He suddenly jumped up from the ground, "The second apprentice? Then what am I!"
"You are just a horse that the Bodhisattva found for my master, so you count as a person?" Sun Wukong said, "Quickly, do your duty and come and carry my master."
Xiao Bailong wrinkled his face, "I was injured too, okay, do I still have human rights?"
"What's the use of you." Sun Wukong taunted Xiao Bailong mercilessly, but he didn't mean to oppress him.He packed the brocade cassock into his luggage, threw it over his shoulder, beckoned to Xiao Bailong to follow, and then helped Jiang Liu'er to go forward.
He didn't pay any attention to Zhu Bajie who was standing aside.
Jiang Liu'er, who was being supported for a long walk, found that Zhu Bajie hadn't followed, so she turned her head and saw Zhu Bajie standing there alone, she just looked at them and didn't follow.
"Wukong..." Jiang Liuer hesitated to speak.
Sun Wukong frowned, then turned around and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, don't come and get your luggage!"
Only then did Zhu Bajie follow up in a hurry, took the luggage on his back, and followed behind.
The master and apprentice went away for a few days.
At noon on this day, several people were already hungry.Originally, Sun Wukong planned to bring them some fate back, but Zhu Bajie told them with an old-fashioned face that there was a Zhuangzi not far from here, and they could rest there.
When Xiao Bailong heard this, he was very happy.When he was happy, he couldn't help but galloped, hunchbacked Jiang Liuer and ran out.
Jiang Liuer almost didn't fall off, he grabbed the rein and reminded Xiao Bailong uneasily, "Slow down! I'm going to fall!"
Xiao Bailong didn't listen, and kept running.Jiang Liu'er had no choice but to lean on his back to prevent herself from falling.
That's how the sixth mission came about.
"Ding dong—" the system's voice rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear. "The host's sixth mission is already available, please listen carefully to the host..."
Jiang Liu'er is now fully focused on worrying about her own safety, how can she still be interested in listening to tasks?So he didn't remember the blah blah of the system at all.When Xiao Bailong finally stopped going mad and stopped, Jiang Liuer stepped aside and asked the system to speak again.
Unexpectedly, he yelled several times, but the system did not respond.He was wondering, when suddenly he saw the transformed little white dragon standing behind him with a puzzled expression, looking at Jiang Liu'er without saying a word.
"..."
There was a rare silence in the air.
Just as Jiang Liu'er was about to make an excuse, Xiao Bailong raised his hand and quickly said, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" Then he walked away.
The system suddenly appeared, and he smiled exaggeratedly, leaning on Jiang Liuer's body, "Actually, you can tell them that you can talk to aliens!"
Jiang Liu'er looked at him unrequitedly, "What is the mission this time?"
"The sixth task is to help Zhu Bajie get rid of his unmarried daughter-in-law who has always liked him!"
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback when she heard this task, "What! What kind of girl is so blind that she still likes my second apprentice?"
In Journey to the West, the only person related to Zhu Bajie is Gao Yuanwai's daughter in Gao Laozhuang. Isn't that Zhu Bajie's daughter who wants to eat swan meat and is obsessed with others?Why is it that people are stalking Zhu Bajie now?
Can this shitty Journey to the West be talked about a little more?
The system shrugged, "No way, I'm a bug system, so you have to accept your fate."
"..."
"Oh, by the way, I have good news for you!" The system told him with a smile, "Among the 20 authors, you are the first to receive the sixth task! Are you one step closer to the 50 bonus? Come on!" !"
Jiang Liu'er didn't expect that he would counterattack from the last place to now!Very good, I really have great potential!At this speed, I will definitely become the champion!
Thinking of this, he immediately became motivated again.
Because Xiaobailong refused to show off to go to Huazhai, Jiang Liuer took him as the master's biggest air, so although the two arrived at Zhuangzi early, they chose to stand there waiting for Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.
When the two finally arrived late, Xiao Bailong couldn't help complaining, "You two are not mortals, why can't you use your strength to arrive quickly?"
Sun Wukong deliberately grinned at him, smiling so blindingly, "I know you want to eat, I'm so slow on purpose!"
Jiang Liuer and Xiao Bailong: "..."
When several people were going to go in, Zhu Bajie hesitated timidly, "How about you go in, I... I still won't go in."
Everyone is confused.But at this time, there was a rumbling sound of hunger coming from that big belly, and everyone was even more confused.
But Zhu Bajie lowered his head and didn't say a word.
The inner drama of the three masters and apprentices standing in a row is different.
Sun Wukong: Hmph, I have a little self-knowledge and know that going in will scare people.
Xiao Bailong: What is he being hypocritical about, can you stop talking at this time, I'm hungry.
Only Jiang Liu'er realized the real reason: it must be because of the daughter of the Gao family who was pestering him!He also wondered why Zhu Bajie was in Heifeng Mountain, it turned out that he was avoiding the girl!
It seems that Zhu Bajie is not lustful at all!Although still a bit gluttonous.
Jiang Liuer pointed to the two people on the left and right and said to Zhu Bajie, "Have you seen these two people? Their original shape is not like this. Bajie, you can also become a good-looking person!"
Jiang Liu'er was unmoved by the gazes cast by those two people, and he was right, the fact is like this!
Zhu Bajie still hesitated, "I will only change in the same way... Besides, people in the village will recognize me when they have seen it."
"What bad things have you done? Why are you so afraid of being recognized?" Sun Wukong frowned and asked him impatiently.
"There is a girl who has been pestering me and asked me to marry her..." His face could not see whether it was red or not, but it didn't matter, his toe-toed foot had already betrayed him .
Even Jiang Liu'er, who had known this in advance, still couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth with his two apprentices.
The style of painting is too hot for the eyes.
Although it might be possible to avoid unnecessary trouble by keeping Zhu Bajie from going in, Jiang Liuer felt that if Zhu Bajie, who had been carrying luggage, was waiting for them here just because of this, then his master would be too scumbag.
So he said to Sun Wukong: "Why don't you change his appearance?"
Wukong shook his head, "Master, don't think of me as omnipotent. Although I can change 72 times, it doesn't include changing the appearance of others."
Jiang Liuer thought for a while, since she could fall in love with Zhu Bajie like this, then the girl's eyesight is really not very good.So I let Zhu Bajie turn into a human, and then planned to let him cover his face.
Zhu Bajie obediently transformed himself into a young man in coarse cloth.
The hair is as messy as the clothes, but the thick eyebrows and big eyes, the three-dimensional facial features, and the deep eyes... are quite seductive.
It's okay to change the human appearance, much more pleasing to the eye than that pig's head.Monkey King was thinking, but suddenly saw Jiang Liuer staring at Zhu Bajie intently!Thinking of Jiang Liu'er's expression when he saw him for the first time...he was a little unhappy, and turned Jiang Liu'er's face away, "What's so good about me, isn't it enough for me?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er's face was held by him, his eyes blinked, and he didn't understand the meaning of his words.Then I understood in an instant.
Oh, it turns out that Sun Wukong is handsome and super narcissistic, and everyone must think that he is the most beautiful person.
"Yeah, Wukong, you are the most handsome." Jiang Liu'er took his hand away, said with a sincere face, and then turned her gaze to Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong was not happy at all because of his praise, and he also stared at Zhu Bajie with meaningful eyes.
In fact, Jiang Liu'er is not fascinated by Zhu Bajie's handsomeness, but Zhu Bajie's changed appearance is so similar to a popular actor!
But when Zhu Bajie opened his mouth to speak, Jiang Liuer laughed instantly.
Zhu Bajie took out a black cloth to cover his face, and asked Jiang Liuer, "Master, is this okay?"
Although he has become handsome and unrestrained, his voice is still rough, thick and resonant... He is really the one who speaks to death.
Jiang Liu'er was amused by the contrast and laughed wildly, making everyone confused.
Is it that funny?
After Jiang Liu'er had laughed enough, he brought his three apprentices into Zhuangzi.
This Zhuangzi named Gao Laozhuang is not big, but looking at the surrounding houses, it can be seen that the people here are still living a good life.
Originally planned to eat some vegetarian food to fill his stomach, but when he saw a noodle shop by the side of the road, Jiang Liuer decided not to eat for free—it was fine before, but now there is an extra Zhu Bajie with one top ten , It's really embarrassing to eat other people's things for nothing.
So I suggested eating some noodles here.
Several people chose a table and sat down. Seeing that Zhu Bajie kept his head down, Jiang Liuer was about to ask what was wrong, when suddenly the conversations of several diners at the next table reached his ears.
"Hey, Cuilan, is there any news about your pig brother?" a delicate voice asked.
"No! If Miss Ben catches him, I will definitely not let him run away again!" A voice that sounded full of pride answered.
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback, isn't it, such a coincidence?
☆, 27. People should not be judged by their appearance
Jiang Liu'er quietly looked aside, and saw two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls with completely different styles of painting.The two girls are fat, one is thin, one is black and the other is white. The girl in the blue dress looks more impatient, while the girl next to her in the red dress is slim, with icy muscles and bones, which is pleasing to the eye at first glance. Object.
Jiang Liuer swears that he is not a person who judges people by appearance, but after listening to the conversation just now, his first reaction is that the fat girl is Cuilan, and the good-looking girl is the master of Jiao Didi's voice.
He just glanced at it, and the woman in red had sensed his gaze, and suddenly her beautiful eyes widened, wronging Jiang Liu'er, and said sharply, "What does the stinky monk look at! What a monk! "
What she said shocked and annoyed Jiang Liu'er. The shock was that the girl's voice was not Jiao Didi's master, and the anger was that she had shouted such a sentence, and he had already become the focus of everyone.
The eyes of other people can also be regarded as non-existent, but the eyes of Monkey King and Xiao Bailong at the same table made Jiang Liuer want to get under the table.
Jiang Liu'er suddenly felt that her role was a failure, and her apprentices who faced each other day and night doubted her character...
"Looking at the girl's dress, I thought you were a well-educated girl, but I didn't expect you to be an arrogant person. Do you think..."
Monkey King slowly turned his head while talking, and at that moment, Monkey King had already put on another face.He... oh, she lifted her beautiful eyes, and her voice was soft but still imposing: "Do you think he will still look at you when I'm around?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er covered her face. Is this Monkey King's IQ offline? Do you know what he is doing?Suppressing the opponent with appearance, although it is a win, is it true that "he is a lustful monk"?
Who has ever seen a monk go out with a beautiful woman by his side? ! !
This is blatantly slandering him, okay!
Jiang Liu'er could already predict that others would seize the opportunity to scold him, but she saw that Gao Cuilan yelled, and then rushed over, staring at Zhu Bajie with a pair of big eyes shining brightly, her face was almost close to Bajie's. up.
"Brother Pig, is that you!"
Zhu Bajie shook his head, Gao Cuilan didn't believe it, and stretched out his hand to scratch his face.Jiang Liu'er gave Sun Wukong a wink, Wukong nodded unwillingly, then stretched out his hand to lift Gao Cuilan aside, "Go away, don't jump on the man as soon as you see him."
Gao Cuilan didn't expect this woman to dare to treat her like this, but the most important thing now is to take Brother Zhu home and lock him up.
"You are Brother Zhu, don't think I can't recognize you! Even if you are ashes, I will recognize you!" Gao Cuilan rushed over again, took Zhu Bajie's hand and left.
Zhu Bajie let her drag him away, but sat firmly on the stool, motionless.
"You've been running away for so many years, and you still refuse to go home with me?" Gao Cuilan's eyes turned red all of a sudden, "You said you wanted to marry me, how can you say nothing!"
"This girl..." Jiang Liu'er coughed, and was about to speak, but Gao Cuilan glared back: "This is between the two of us, don't mind your own business!"
"..."
"Say, are you coming back with me?!" Gao Cuilan pressed Zhu Bajie.
Like a little daughter-in-law, Zhu Bajie hummed and shook his head, then shook his head again.
"Cuilan, maybe you really misunderstood the person. This young man is so handsome, how could he be your Brother Pig?"
The fat girl came over and advised Gao Cuilan to stop doing stupid things.There are already more and more people around to watch.
"My brother Zhu is like this, what do you know?" Gao Cuilan didn't agree with her, and still said angrily.
Her eyes turned around, and suddenly her eyes stayed on Monkey King. Her slender fingers pointed at Monkey King and asked Zhu Bajie angrily: "Have you taken a fancy to this woman?!"
"Pfft——" Jiang Liuer spit out a mouthful of tea, and the unlucky little Bailong on the opposite side immediately jumped up, and said disgustedly, "Master, what are you doing!"
Jiang Liu'er hurriedly said I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
In the end, the store owner came up with several bowls of noodles, and the farce was not over yet.
Xiao Bailong happily ate the noodles with the bowl squeaking, as if he didn't see all this.
Jiang Liu'er didn't know what to do anymore, she just felt that now he had to fill his stomach to have the strength to rescue Bajie, so he ate noodles silently.
After a long while, Zhu Bajie finally tore off his face scarf and shouted loudly at Gao Cuilan: "If my old pig says yes, then no, don't hinder me from eating!"
"..."
Jiang Liu'er ate the noodles silently, thinking, what a fool of his!
Zhu Bajie roughly withdrew his hand, sat down again, picked up the big hot bowl that night, and ate it up in a few mouthfuls without fear of scalding.With a greasy mouth, he yelled at the boss: "Boss, give me another ten big bowls!"
Sun Wukong muttered: "If this goes on,
Zhu Bajie's voice came from inside, "Don't bother, this stone gate is no ordinary stone gate, it can only be opened inside, you can't break it."
Then there was no more sound.
Sun Wukong knocked hundreds more sticks without giving up, and the stone door was still the same, so he walked back angrily.
"Master, don't worry. I'll kill him when he comes out." Monkey King took out some dry food from his bag and shared it with Jiang Liuer.
While eating the dry steamed buns, Jiang Liu'er pretended to be a kind and compassionate person and said, "Let's just take the cassock back and everything has aura in time. I guess their cultivation is not easy. "
Sun Wukong looked at him in surprise, with a hurt expression in his eyes.I didn't expect him as a master to become indiscriminate between good and bad.
Jiang Liu'er thought to herself, one is a demon who will be picked up by the Bodhisattva, and the other is Tang Seng's second apprentice, what can I do, I am also very desperate!
They waited outside the Batu Caves for three days.
The stone door in the cave has never been opened.
Sun Wukong had no choice but to go to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Before leaving, Xiao Bailong still couldn't believe that he couldn't find his way, so he drew another circle for them to stay inside.Only then did he walk away with a somersault cloud.
As soon as he stepped forward, the stone door opened.Zhu Bajie, Hei Xiongjing and a man in white came out one after another.
Xiao Bailong immediately became excited and wanted to jump out of the golden circle to fight them.
Jiang Liu'er pulled him back, "Forget it, you can't beat them."
The three monsters walked down the mountain talking and laughing as if they hadn't seen Jiang Liu'er and the others, and they were about to disappear.
Once they leave, it may be difficult to find them if they hide.
Jiang Liu'er cheered up and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Do you still remember what Guanyin Bodhisattva said to you? Do you remember what she asked you to do?!"
Zhu Bajie didn't respond, but the black bear heard it, and asked Zhu Bajie casually: "Do you still know Bodhisattva?"
"The Bodhisattva is the one I hate the most. I guess this monk is the monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures." Zhu Bajie said disapprovingly: "Let's go quickly, if the monkey comes back, it will be troublesome."
"I'm not afraid of him." Hei Xiong Jing looked back at Jiang Liu'er and Xiao Bailong, his eyes rolled, and his eyes were full of malicious intentions, "You said, this monk is also a very high-level saint. Otherwise, he would not have been entrusted with the important task of going to the West Paradise."
Hearing his words, Jiang Liu'er had a bad feeling in her heart.
Then the black bear spirit licked the corner of his mouth with a greedy face, "If we eat him, the practice will double, right? Maybe this is the meat of immortality?"
"It might be! I heard that this monk is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi!" The man in white looked at Jiang Liu'er excitedly and said.
"..." Although Zhu Bajie is hanging out with them now, he does not dare to openly oppose the Bodhisattva, so he kindly persuaded his two ignorant friends: "Stop talking, he was specially chosen by the Bodhisattva to go to the Western Paradise The monk, how can we deal with it? If you want to survive, you should leave here quickly, and avoid the limelight first."
"You used to stay in heaven, and you were afraid that Bodhisattvas would be afraid of gods. But Xiaobai and I are not afraid." Hei Xiongjing glanced at Zhu Bajie, "If you are afraid, leave the cassock and go back to Gao Laozhuang Go up and let your unmarried daughter-in-law serve you."
Zhu Bajie is also a person with a temper. He hugged the cassock in his arms, "I knew you two didn't really treat me as a friend. Now that the treasure is in your hands, you want to drive me away, right?"
"..." Why does this passage sound so sad?Jiang Liu'er quickly seized the opportunity to win over Zhu Bajie's hurt heart, as if he extended an olive branch: "It's still a big mistake, Bajie, you should come back quickly, the Bodhisattva's pleading for you is not to make you fall .”
"Shut up! It's because of her that I, a handsome and handsome marshal, have become like this!" Zhu Bajie yelled at him, "You are not a good person!"
"..."
I just said a few words!So wronged.
Hei Xiong Jing simply explained to him, "When you escaped from Gaolaozhuang, I kindly took you in. But what about you? Do you do anything else besides eating? And you eat a lot. If you eat the food for ten days, you can finish it in two days, if the monkey hadn’t left, what would we eat, would you eat the dirt?”
The corner of Zhu Bajie's mouth twitched, but he had no words to refute.
"Forget it, you'd better go. I can't afford you in this Black Wind Cave..." He looked up at his cave while speaking, and when he saw the three big characters, he finally became angry, "I just It’s just asking you to put a new plaque on it, why did you even change the name! Your cave is the Black Phoenix Cave!”
Zhu Bajie threw away the cassock and left without looking back.
The black bear spirit and the man in white... This man in white should be a white flower basilisk.The two looked at each other, and surrounded Jiang Liuer and the others.
Looking at the golden circle on the ground, the Black Bear Spirit asked the White Flower Snake Spirit, "How is it? Is there a way to undo this force?"
The white snake spirit shook her head, "However, we can let them come out by themselves."
After speaking, he stretched out his right hand with the palm facing up, and a blue flame appeared in his heart.
Are you planning to burn it with fire, and then go out by yourself when the heat becomes unbearable?Xiaobailong let out a rage: "If I don't show off my power, you will really despise me!"
Ah! You speak so imposingly, isn't it about to make a big move?But Jiang Liu'er was still quite worried about him, and just about to persuade him not to go out rashly, but saw the little white dragon suddenly took a deep breath, immediately returned to the dragon body, leaped into the air, and opened his bloody mouth... …
Others can spit fire out of their mouths, but Little White Dragon can spit out vast oceans of water.A huge jet of water spewed out from Xiaobailong's mouth, like a huge water gun, immediately rushed the white flower snake spirit out, without even stopping, it just disappeared.
As for the black bear spirit, he reacted faster than the white flower snake, and immediately flew into the air as soon as the little white dragon sprayed water, and then hit the little white dragon.His speed was very fast, before Xiao Bailong could turn his head back, he was hit hard on the back, the pain caused him to fail all of a sudden, he fell from mid-air, and fell hard to the ground.
And the black bear spirit was above him, holding a spear and landing straight down.
Jiang Liu'er rushed over quickly, and dragged Xiao Bailong into the circle.Then in the next second, Jiang Liu'er was trampled on the back by the black bear spirit, with such force that it seemed as if he was going to trample him to death.
Jiang Liu'er even felt a bloody taste in his mouth.
The black bear spirit easily tied up the two incompetent people, and he didn't care if the white snake was okay, and walked directly into the cave with a person in one hand.
Jiang Liu'er was lifted in mid-air by him and could only thrash about, without a chance to resist at all.
I don't know how long it will take for Monkey King to invite the Bodhisattva to come back.
Seeing the entrance of the cave getting closer, Jiang Liu'er became more and more flustered.
Death may not be scary at all, what is scary is dying slowly! When Jiang Liuer thought of being washed for nothing and steamed in a pot as steamed buns, she wished she could bite her tongue and kill herself immediately.
Just when Jiang Liu'er was in despair, a loud voice rang out, "Bold black bear spirit, put him down!"
Jiang Liu'er twisted her neck vigorously and looked back, and saw Zhu Bajie standing there holding a nine-toothed rake.
For the first time, Jiang Liu'er felt that Zhu Bajie's image was much taller and mightier.
☆, 25. Fight monsters
"What did you say?"
The black bear spirit really didn't expect that this stupid pig would come back, and it was a different person.
"I said, put him down!" Zhu Bajie stared angrily, seeing Jiang Liu'er was also looking at him, and quickly assured him: "I didn't remember just now, I forgot that you were the one I was waiting for." Which monk... no, it's Master. Don't be afraid, Master, I will definitely save you."
If it was possible, Jiang Liu'er would definitely yell at him: "You've fallen into deaf ears to what I just said, why don't you act shamelessly and pretend you didn't hear it!"
But seeing that he was serious when he said this, he almost slapped his chest and said, Jiang Liu'er also calmed down——I just felt a sharp pain from my throat to my stomach after vomiting such a mouthful of blood. I really have no strength.
In the next second, Jiang Liu'er felt that Zhu Bajie was also an unreliable apprentice.
Why didn't he pat his chest and speak?Because his hands are empty!I want to eat buns! ! !
When Jiang Liuer saw him take out a white steamed bun from his pocket, he almost fainted.
Sure enough, Wukong is the only reliable apprentice, no matter in Journey to the West or in this fake Journey to the West!
When Wukong comes back, he must be treated well!Don't count on other apprentices.
Because the person is being held in mid-air by the collar, his neck is strangled uncomfortably.Even Xiao Bailong couldn't help but thumped up.
Seeing that the pig demon and the black bear spirit didn't plan to make a move yet, Xiao Bailong cried and said: "Forget it, let's leave it to us, if we stay for a moment longer, we will die."
Jiang Liu'er's face was also flushed at this time, and she felt as if she was hanging herself.
Black Bear snorted, "Did you hear that, stupid pig!"
Turn around and leave after speaking.
"The old pig asked you to stop, you didn't hear it!" Zhu Bajie swallowed the meat bun in one gulp, and rushed up with his palladium.Who knew that the Black Bear Spirit immediately turned his head and gave him a vicious look: "Get lost! If you dare to yell again, I will turn you into a roast pig!"
Zhu Bajie ignored him and rushed up holding the palladium.
Seeing this, the black bear spirit felt that since someone wanted to die, he would not stop him. Anyway, his little brother hadn't eaten pork for a long time.He threw the two people and the cassock in his hand to the ground, the cassock loosened its neck, and roared angrily, turning into a black bear twice its original size.
Standing a few meters tall, the sharp claws glisten in the sun, like a sharp dagger.
Zhu Bajie didn't expect that the black bear spirit turned out to be so huge. It was really a disadvantage for him to rush up so rashly. He wanted to stop, but it was already too late.
The black bear spirit waved his hand, and the long arm had already reached him.Zhu Bajie could only feel the blackness in front of his eyes, and then he was shot flying. He fell heavily on a big rock, and the rock burst and flew out.
Zhu Bajie stood up in the pile of stones, and then groped into the lapel of his chest again, and took out a squashed bun, swallowed it in one gulp, and rushed up again.
This time he learned his lesson. When the black bear spirit waved towards Wuzhi Mountain again, he immediately changed direction and jumped into the air.I want to plan to hit the top and the bottom.
But the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet tall... Well, although these two pig bears are both demons, there is still a gap.
Think about it, Zhu Bajie can't beat Wukong, but Wukong has nothing to do with Black Bear Spirit in this Black Wind Mountain.So the same amount is replaced, and now the Black Bear Spirit is stronger than Zhu Bajie.
The black bear spirit was not afraid of his iron palladium, so he let the iron palladium hit him on the head.Zhu Bajie thought he had succeeded, but he hadn't hit the black bear spirit yet, and the iron palladium had already been firmly grasped by the black bear spirit's claws.The strength of the black bear spirit is so great that Zhu Bajie couldn't pull it out even if he tried to pull back. Seeing that the "Wuzhishan" was about to hit him again, Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he died.
Although he is a pig demon now, after all, he used to be majestic before, how could he give up his weapon so casually?In all these years in the mortal world, he has seen all kinds of people, and heard such a sentence: the sword is with the people, and the sword is broken and I die!
Although this is not a sword, it is his only weapon after all...
Am I really going to let go?Zhu Bajie burst into tears in his heart, he grabbed the iron handle with all his strength, and watched the huge palm slap towards him... He closed his eyes resolutely.
If you die, you die!I'm tired of being a pig anyway.
……
The expected being shot again did not appear, Zhu Bajie was still curious, when he suddenly heard the little monk shout happily: "Big brother!"
Opening his eyes, he saw that Monkey King was volleying behind the black bear spirit, and the black bear spirit grinned and twisted its furry face. The big claw was right in front of Zhu Bajie's eyes, and the sharp claws were just a little short of catching him. face.
Sun Wukong grabbed the black bear spirit's long hair and pulled it hard!The head of the black bear spirit could not help but tilt back, and Monkey King took the opportunity to put a trap on his head.
Black Bear Jingran had no choice but to let go of the iron palladium claws, changed the target, and grabbed Monkey King.
Sun Wukong jumped back with ease, and jumped into the air. While avoiding the black bear spirit's pursuit, he also sneered at Zhu Bajie: "Why have you started biting dog bones when I'm not here for a while?"
Seeing Sun Wukong flying into the air, the black bear spirit roared angrily, flew up too, and stabbed at Sun Wukong with a long spear.
This time Sun Wukong didn't move at all, he smiled strangely at the black bear spirit, and then heard a solemn scolding sound from a distance: "Non animal, don't stop?!"
The black bear was taken aback for a moment, and then saw Guanyin Bodhisattva holding a water purification bottle appearing in front of him.She has a beautiful face, and there is a slight anger on her originally benevolent face.
The black bear spirit didn't expect the monkey to spend such a short time to go back and forth to the South China Sea, and even invited the Bodhisattva Guanyin.
Knowing that this time it will be difficult to get out, but he is not a person who surrenders obediently.Turning his wrist, he rushed towards Sun Wukong again...
Avalokitesvara can only recite the mantra, and keep on recitation.
After reading it, the black bear spirit fell from the sky to the ground with his head in his arms, and then rolled back and forth on the ground.
Avalokitesvara said: "Do you know that you are wrong? Do you still dare to do evil?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare!" The black bear rolled on the ground, with a splitting headache, and all his arrogance succumbed to the little circle above his head.
Monkey King was originally smiling, but when he thought of wearing such a thing on his head, his face turned cold all of a sudden.
Returning to the ground with a low air pressure, he went straight to Jiang Liuer's side and helped him up. Seeing the bright red at the corner of Jiang Liuer's mouth, his stern expression was still somewhat soft after all.
"Are you all right, Master?"
he asked softly.
Jiang Liu'er couldn't see his cold aura just now, probably because he saw the black bear spirit and thought of himself.Instead of answering Sun Wukong's question, he emphasized again: "I won't do this to you, really."
Sun Wukong was taken aback when he heard what he said, and then he understood, stretched out his fingers to wipe away the blood, and gave him an ulterior motive: "So, Master has memorized the magic spell? Didn't you say you didn't remember it? ?"
"..."
It's over, it's a slip of the tongue.Jiang Liuer felt annoyed.
"But it doesn't matter, if you dare to use such a spell on me, I, Monkey King, will not follow you even if I die." Monkey King paused, and he also emphasized, "Even if it is just once."
Jiang Liu'er nodded violently, "No, no, no, say the important thing three times. You don't know if you don't believe me!"
After hearing his words, Sun Wukong completely relaxed his expression. He looked at Jiang Liuer's whole body and saw that his clothes had been torn with several holes.Frowning again, "Where is it hurt?"
"I've been stepped on my back, it's probably swollen." Jiang Liu'er couldn't help reaching out to touch his back, but the pain caused him to take a deep breath.
Monkey King said: "Don't move, I will give you medicine later."
Then his eyes turned to the black bear spirit who had surrendered under Guanyin's tight ring.He didn't know what the Bodhisattva said to him, so he stood up and obediently followed behind the Bodhisattva, as if he was about to leave.
"Wait." Monkey King called to stop them.
The Bodhisattva turned around: "Is there anything else?"
"Of course!" Sun Wukong replied loudly, then bowed his head and said to Jiang Liuer: "I will avenge you."
"...Let's say goodbye? He's a Bodhisattva now..." Jiang Liu'er was a little timid.
But Sun Wukong said: "How can this be? The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people! I want him to know what will happen to him who bullies my Master Monkey King!"
After speaking, he got up and walked towards the black bear spirit, and when he got close, he kicked him hard from behind. The black bear spirit was thrown forward by the sudden kick, and knelt down on the ground with a common sound.
Sun Wukong mended a few more times, and really couldn't understand why Guanyin Bodhisattva would be so lenient with such a wild monster.
Bodhisattva stopped him, "Okay, stop beating, don't be so stingy."
Then he left with the black bear spirit.
Only then did Sun Wukong return to Jiang Liuer's side, and then he remembered that there was no shadow of Xiao Bailong, and then he raised his eyes to search, only to see Xiao Bailong sitting on the ground not far away, looking at them with resentment.
"Do you finally think of me now!" He said angrily.
And Zhu Bajie, who stood aside, was also a little at a loss, not knowing how he would end up.
☆, 26. Task Six
Hearing Jiang Liu'er say that this pig demon is the second apprentice newly accepted by Master, Sun Wukong's expression is not good-looking.
Even uglier than him is Xiao Bailong.He suddenly jumped up from the ground, "The second apprentice? Then what am I!"
"You are just a horse that the Bodhisattva found for my master, so you count as a person?" Sun Wukong said, "Quickly, do your duty and come and carry my master."
Xiao Bailong wrinkled his face, "I was injured too, okay, do I still have human rights?"
"What's the use of you." Sun Wukong taunted Xiao Bailong mercilessly, but he didn't mean to oppress him.He packed the brocade cassock into his luggage, threw it over his shoulder, beckoned to Xiao Bailong to follow, and then helped Jiang Liu'er to go forward.
He didn't pay any attention to Zhu Bajie who was standing aside.
Jiang Liu'er, who was being supported for a long walk, found that Zhu Bajie hadn't followed, so she turned her head and saw Zhu Bajie standing there alone, she just looked at them and didn't follow.
"Wukong..." Jiang Liuer hesitated to speak.
Sun Wukong frowned, then turned around and shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, don't come and get your luggage!"
Only then did Zhu Bajie follow up in a hurry, took the luggage on his back, and followed behind.
The master and apprentice went away for a few days.
At noon on this day, several people were already hungry.Originally, Sun Wukong planned to bring them some fate back, but Zhu Bajie told them with an old-fashioned face that there was a Zhuangzi not far from here, and they could rest there.
When Xiao Bailong heard this, he was very happy.When he was happy, he couldn't help but galloped, hunchbacked Jiang Liuer and ran out.
Jiang Liuer almost didn't fall off, he grabbed the rein and reminded Xiao Bailong uneasily, "Slow down! I'm going to fall!"
Xiao Bailong didn't listen, and kept running.Jiang Liu'er had no choice but to lean on his back to prevent herself from falling.
That's how the sixth mission came about.
"Ding dong—" the system's voice rang in Jiang Liu'er's ear. "The host's sixth mission is already available, please listen carefully to the host..."
Jiang Liu'er is now fully focused on worrying about her own safety, how can she still be interested in listening to tasks?So he didn't remember the blah blah of the system at all.When Xiao Bailong finally stopped going mad and stopped, Jiang Liuer stepped aside and asked the system to speak again.
Unexpectedly, he yelled several times, but the system did not respond.He was wondering, when suddenly he saw the transformed little white dragon standing behind him with a puzzled expression, looking at Jiang Liu'er without saying a word.
"..."
There was a rare silence in the air.
Just as Jiang Liu'er was about to make an excuse, Xiao Bailong raised his hand and quickly said, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!" Then he walked away.
The system suddenly appeared, and he smiled exaggeratedly, leaning on Jiang Liuer's body, "Actually, you can tell them that you can talk to aliens!"
Jiang Liu'er looked at him unrequitedly, "What is the mission this time?"
"The sixth task is to help Zhu Bajie get rid of his unmarried daughter-in-law who has always liked him!"
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback when she heard this task, "What! What kind of girl is so blind that she still likes my second apprentice?"
In Journey to the West, the only person related to Zhu Bajie is Gao Yuanwai's daughter in Gao Laozhuang. Isn't that Zhu Bajie's daughter who wants to eat swan meat and is obsessed with others?Why is it that people are stalking Zhu Bajie now?
Can this shitty Journey to the West be talked about a little more?
The system shrugged, "No way, I'm a bug system, so you have to accept your fate."
"..."
"Oh, by the way, I have good news for you!" The system told him with a smile, "Among the 20 authors, you are the first to receive the sixth task! Are you one step closer to the 50 bonus? Come on!" !"
Jiang Liu'er didn't expect that he would counterattack from the last place to now!Very good, I really have great potential!At this speed, I will definitely become the champion!
Thinking of this, he immediately became motivated again.
Because Xiaobailong refused to show off to go to Huazhai, Jiang Liuer took him as the master's biggest air, so although the two arrived at Zhuangzi early, they chose to stand there waiting for Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.
When the two finally arrived late, Xiao Bailong couldn't help complaining, "You two are not mortals, why can't you use your strength to arrive quickly?"
Sun Wukong deliberately grinned at him, smiling so blindingly, "I know you want to eat, I'm so slow on purpose!"
Jiang Liuer and Xiao Bailong: "..."
When several people were going to go in, Zhu Bajie hesitated timidly, "How about you go in, I... I still won't go in."
Everyone is confused.But at this time, there was a rumbling sound of hunger coming from that big belly, and everyone was even more confused.
But Zhu Bajie lowered his head and didn't say a word.
The inner drama of the three masters and apprentices standing in a row is different.
Sun Wukong: Hmph, I have a little self-knowledge and know that going in will scare people.
Xiao Bailong: What is he being hypocritical about, can you stop talking at this time, I'm hungry.
Only Jiang Liu'er realized the real reason: it must be because of the daughter of the Gao family who was pestering him!He also wondered why Zhu Bajie was in Heifeng Mountain, it turned out that he was avoiding the girl!
It seems that Zhu Bajie is not lustful at all!Although still a bit gluttonous.
Jiang Liuer pointed to the two people on the left and right and said to Zhu Bajie, "Have you seen these two people? Their original shape is not like this. Bajie, you can also become a good-looking person!"
Jiang Liu'er was unmoved by the gazes cast by those two people, and he was right, the fact is like this!
Zhu Bajie still hesitated, "I will only change in the same way... Besides, people in the village will recognize me when they have seen it."
"What bad things have you done? Why are you so afraid of being recognized?" Sun Wukong frowned and asked him impatiently.
"There is a girl who has been pestering me and asked me to marry her..." His face could not see whether it was red or not, but it didn't matter, his toe-toed foot had already betrayed him .
Even Jiang Liu'er, who had known this in advance, still couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth with his two apprentices.
The style of painting is too hot for the eyes.
Although it might be possible to avoid unnecessary trouble by keeping Zhu Bajie from going in, Jiang Liuer felt that if Zhu Bajie, who had been carrying luggage, was waiting for them here just because of this, then his master would be too scumbag.
So he said to Sun Wukong: "Why don't you change his appearance?"
Wukong shook his head, "Master, don't think of me as omnipotent. Although I can change 72 times, it doesn't include changing the appearance of others."
Jiang Liuer thought for a while, since she could fall in love with Zhu Bajie like this, then the girl's eyesight is really not very good.So I let Zhu Bajie turn into a human, and then planned to let him cover his face.
Zhu Bajie obediently transformed himself into a young man in coarse cloth.
The hair is as messy as the clothes, but the thick eyebrows and big eyes, the three-dimensional facial features, and the deep eyes... are quite seductive.
It's okay to change the human appearance, much more pleasing to the eye than that pig's head.Monkey King was thinking, but suddenly saw Jiang Liuer staring at Zhu Bajie intently!Thinking of Jiang Liu'er's expression when he saw him for the first time...he was a little unhappy, and turned Jiang Liu'er's face away, "What's so good about me, isn't it enough for me?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er's face was held by him, his eyes blinked, and he didn't understand the meaning of his words.Then I understood in an instant.
Oh, it turns out that Sun Wukong is handsome and super narcissistic, and everyone must think that he is the most beautiful person.
"Yeah, Wukong, you are the most handsome." Jiang Liu'er took his hand away, said with a sincere face, and then turned her gaze to Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong was not happy at all because of his praise, and he also stared at Zhu Bajie with meaningful eyes.
In fact, Jiang Liu'er is not fascinated by Zhu Bajie's handsomeness, but Zhu Bajie's changed appearance is so similar to a popular actor!
But when Zhu Bajie opened his mouth to speak, Jiang Liuer laughed instantly.
Zhu Bajie took out a black cloth to cover his face, and asked Jiang Liuer, "Master, is this okay?"
Although he has become handsome and unrestrained, his voice is still rough, thick and resonant... He is really the one who speaks to death.
Jiang Liu'er was amused by the contrast and laughed wildly, making everyone confused.
Is it that funny?
After Jiang Liu'er had laughed enough, he brought his three apprentices into Zhuangzi.
This Zhuangzi named Gao Laozhuang is not big, but looking at the surrounding houses, it can be seen that the people here are still living a good life.
Originally planned to eat some vegetarian food to fill his stomach, but when he saw a noodle shop by the side of the road, Jiang Liuer decided not to eat for free—it was fine before, but now there is an extra Zhu Bajie with one top ten , It's really embarrassing to eat other people's things for nothing.
So I suggested eating some noodles here.
Several people chose a table and sat down. Seeing that Zhu Bajie kept his head down, Jiang Liuer was about to ask what was wrong, when suddenly the conversations of several diners at the next table reached his ears.
"Hey, Cuilan, is there any news about your pig brother?" a delicate voice asked.
"No! If Miss Ben catches him, I will definitely not let him run away again!" A voice that sounded full of pride answered.
Jiang Liu'er was taken aback, isn't it, such a coincidence?
☆, 27. People should not be judged by their appearance
Jiang Liu'er quietly looked aside, and saw two seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls with completely different styles of painting.The two girls are fat, one is thin, one is black and the other is white. The girl in the blue dress looks more impatient, while the girl next to her in the red dress is slim, with icy muscles and bones, which is pleasing to the eye at first glance. Object.
Jiang Liuer swears that he is not a person who judges people by appearance, but after listening to the conversation just now, his first reaction is that the fat girl is Cuilan, and the good-looking girl is the master of Jiao Didi's voice.
He just glanced at it, and the woman in red had sensed his gaze, and suddenly her beautiful eyes widened, wronging Jiang Liu'er, and said sharply, "What does the stinky monk look at! What a monk! "
What she said shocked and annoyed Jiang Liu'er. The shock was that the girl's voice was not Jiao Didi's master, and the anger was that she had shouted such a sentence, and he had already become the focus of everyone.
The eyes of other people can also be regarded as non-existent, but the eyes of Monkey King and Xiao Bailong at the same table made Jiang Liuer want to get under the table.
Jiang Liu'er suddenly felt that her role was a failure, and her apprentices who faced each other day and night doubted her character...
"Looking at the girl's dress, I thought you were a well-educated girl, but I didn't expect you to be an arrogant person. Do you think..."
Monkey King slowly turned his head while talking, and at that moment, Monkey King had already put on another face.He... oh, she lifted her beautiful eyes, and her voice was soft but still imposing: "Do you think he will still look at you when I'm around?"
"..." Jiang Liu'er covered her face. Is this Monkey King's IQ offline? Do you know what he is doing?Suppressing the opponent with appearance, although it is a win, is it true that "he is a lustful monk"?
Who has ever seen a monk go out with a beautiful woman by his side? ! !
This is blatantly slandering him, okay!
Jiang Liu'er could already predict that others would seize the opportunity to scold him, but she saw that Gao Cuilan yelled, and then rushed over, staring at Zhu Bajie with a pair of big eyes shining brightly, her face was almost close to Bajie's. up.
"Brother Pig, is that you!"
Zhu Bajie shook his head, Gao Cuilan didn't believe it, and stretched out his hand to scratch his face.Jiang Liu'er gave Sun Wukong a wink, Wukong nodded unwillingly, then stretched out his hand to lift Gao Cuilan aside, "Go away, don't jump on the man as soon as you see him."
Gao Cuilan didn't expect this woman to dare to treat her like this, but the most important thing now is to take Brother Zhu home and lock him up.
"You are Brother Zhu, don't think I can't recognize you! Even if you are ashes, I will recognize you!" Gao Cuilan rushed over again, took Zhu Bajie's hand and left.
Zhu Bajie let her drag him away, but sat firmly on the stool, motionless.
"You've been running away for so many years, and you still refuse to go home with me?" Gao Cuilan's eyes turned red all of a sudden, "You said you wanted to marry me, how can you say nothing!"
"This girl..." Jiang Liu'er coughed, and was about to speak, but Gao Cuilan glared back: "This is between the two of us, don't mind your own business!"
"..."
"Say, are you coming back with me?!" Gao Cuilan pressed Zhu Bajie.
Like a little daughter-in-law, Zhu Bajie hummed and shook his head, then shook his head again.
"Cuilan, maybe you really misunderstood the person. This young man is so handsome, how could he be your Brother Pig?"
The fat girl came over and advised Gao Cuilan to stop doing stupid things.There are already more and more people around to watch.
"My brother Zhu is like this, what do you know?" Gao Cuilan didn't agree with her, and still said angrily.
Her eyes turned around, and suddenly her eyes stayed on Monkey King. Her slender fingers pointed at Monkey King and asked Zhu Bajie angrily: "Have you taken a fancy to this woman?!"
"Pfft——" Jiang Liuer spit out a mouthful of tea, and the unlucky little Bailong on the opposite side immediately jumped up, and said disgustedly, "Master, what are you doing!"
Jiang Liu'er hurriedly said I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
In the end, the store owner came up with several bowls of noodles, and the farce was not over yet.
Xiao Bailong happily ate the noodles with the bowl squeaking, as if he didn't see all this.
Jiang Liu'er didn't know what to do anymore, she just felt that now he had to fill his stomach to have the strength to rescue Bajie, so he ate noodles silently.
After a long while, Zhu Bajie finally tore off his face scarf and shouted loudly at Gao Cuilan: "If my old pig says yes, then no, don't hinder me from eating!"
"..."
Jiang Liu'er ate the noodles silently, thinking, what a fool of his!
Zhu Bajie roughly withdrew his hand, sat down again, picked up the big hot bowl that night, and ate it up in a few mouthfuls without fear of scalding.With a greasy mouth, he yelled at the boss: "Boss, give me another ten big bowls!"
Sun Wukong muttered: "If this goes on,
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