My apprentice teases me
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"That's easy. If they don't let you go, I'll beat them up. If they don't let you go, I'll take you there." Monkey King said.
In the end, Jiang Liuer let Sun Wukong take him to Wuzhi Mountain after all the talk, but they searched the broken mountain all over but couldn't find the stick, probably picked up by someone or a monster.
Jiang Liuer was in a hurry, Sun Wukong had no choice but to pass the burden to him, "You stay here, I'll ask the manager here."
Just in case there are monsters, Monkey King also took out the golden cudgel and drew a circle, so that Jiang Liu'er could sit inside and not move, no matter who told him to come out.
Jiang Liuer nodded, and Monkey King flew away.
It is a matter of his own life, how could he go out, he is a Tang monk, after a while, he will be considered as immortal, and many monsters are watching him.
Jiang Liu'er sat in the circle with his luggage in his arms and waited for a long time, the sun was already scorching hot, making him sweat profusely.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong shouted from behind: "Master!"
Looking back, I saw Monkey King standing not far away with the tin stick.
Jiang Liu'er immediately stood up, walked out of the circle, and walked towards Monkey King with excitement: "Finally found it? Are the customs clearance disks not damaged?"
While talking, he approached Sun Wukong, wanting to reach out and take the stick, to see if it was the same as in the TV series, but he didn’t expect that Sun Wukong was so stingy, before his hand touched him, Sun Wukong slapped him hard on the back of the neck , Jiang Liuer only felt a pain, and then passed out.
At the end of losing consciousness, he suddenly thought... this Monkey King is fake!
☆、7. Task [-]
Sun Wukong somersaulted to the Lord of the Earth, asked him what monsters were nearby, and called them all over.
The Lord of the Land is very helpless to this unreasonable request. He is just a small mountain god, how can he command those monsters?But the Great Sage had to listen to what he said, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask the Great Sage what it was for.
Sun Wukong said: "My master's tin staff with nine rings and customs clearance documents are missing. They were sent by the Bodhisattva. It is a big deal to be missing."
A few days ago, Tang Seng passed by Wuzhi Mountain and rescued Monkey King. The father-in-law of the land knew about it. He was still thinking that Monkey King was going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.Unexpectedly, after a few days, Monkey King and his master are still in Wuzhishan?What are they doing here for so long?Traveling in mountains and rivers?Is the scenery here so good?Where is the beauty of the barren mountains?It's all right now, and I lost my luggage!If you lose it, just lose it, and you will come to embarrass him, a little fairy... the land father-in-law wants to cry.
There are no big monsters with high cultivation in the vicinity, they are all little monsters, and they didn't do anything harmful, at most, they just came to tease the old man all day long, and they would not dare to steal the luggage of the Great Sage .But speaking of the brave ones, two monkey spirits came from nowhere recently, relying on their own cultivation, the two brothers made the little monsters on the whole mountain uneasy, and even a few who couldn't bear it had already been caught. Fleeing with tail.
If anyone dared to steal Sun Dasheng's things, it could only be these two brothers.So, the father-in-law pondered for a while, and said cautiously: "Well, let's go directly to their cave, so that everyone can get all the stolen goods."
Monkey King thought about it for a while, and followed him to a cave halfway up the mountain.
When I stood in this cave, I was dumbfounded when I saw the two lines on both sides of the cave entrance, and regretted that I brought the Great Sage here.Sun Wukong crossed his arms and looked thoughtful: "Is this the Water Curtain Cave?"
The father-in-law of the land is sweating profusely, that's right, what is written on it is the big characters that the world knows "Huaguo Mountain is a blessed land, water curtains and caves".These short-sighted little monsters still want to pretend to be the Monkey King, this is all right, if it wasn't for the luggage they stole, their lives would be lost.
The land father-in-law said angrily: "These two monkey spirits are too insignificant..." Thinking that the person next to him was also a monkey, he immediately stopped talking and lowered his head in panic, "I'll call them out and let the great sage take care of themselves." Teach them a lesson."
"No need, I want to see what this "Water Curtain Cave" looks like." After speaking, Monkey King stepped into the entrance of the cave without any obstacles, and the father-in-law quickly followed.
This cave is not big, just an ordinary stone cave, with simple decoration inside, the table is full of various wine jars, the innermost one is a tiger skin bed, on which lies a monkey sleeping soundly with its belly exposed , they came in, and the monkey didn't wake up.
Sun Wukong glanced around, and immediately saw the tin rod and a bundle still in the corner, he didn't pick them up immediately, but glanced at the land father.The old man understood, took a deep breath, and then opened his voice and shouted loudly: "Bold monster, dare to steal things from our great sage, why don't you hurry up and be punished by the great sage!"
The monkey on the bed immediately jumped up, grabbed its furry head, and before opening its eyes, he roared back with the same volume: "Old man, you are so impatient, how dare you break into my water curtain hole?" ?!!"
The father-in-law swung the crutch in his hand, and hit the sleepy-eyed monkey hard. He dared to be so arrogant when he was about to die, so he must be sober, maybe the great sage would leave you a whole corpse.
Well, his stick woke up the drunk monkey, and the monkey conjured a stick as big as the mouth of a bowl out of thin air, "How dare you pretend to be me in front of me? Who is so bold, eat I have a wishful golden cudgel!" After speaking, he rushed towards Monkey King.
...Eunuch Land couldn't help turning his head away, he couldn't bear to see how he was killed by himself.
Monkey King unhurriedly took out an embroidery needle from his ear and said "Big!" The embroidery needle immediately turned into a stick with the size of a bowl, but Monkey King kept saying "Big, bigger, bigger." The Ruyi golden cudgel pierced through the cave and became two meters in diameter before stopping.
The small stones on the top of the cave kept falling down, and Sun Wukong sneered through the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "Who is the Monkey King? Whose is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"
I only heard a "plop" from the opposite side, followed by the monkey begging for mercy: "Great Sage, please forgive me, the little one is only momentarily confused to pretend to be the Great Sage..."
Sun Wukong snorted, shrunk the golden cudgel, carried it on his shoulder, stared at the trembling monkey, couldn't help it, knocked the stick on the stone table next to him, and the stone table immediately turned into a small one. stone.
"Not only pretending to be my name, but also pretending to be my Water Curtain Cave, and even dared to steal my master's nine-ringed tin stick... Why do you think you are so shameless?" Monkey King held the golden cudgel in front of him, It seems to be picking a good position to start.
The monkey trembled, not even daring to take a breath, for fear that his head would be flat if the stick touched it lightly.
I didn't know what to do here, but suddenly there was another loud voice from outside the cave: "Brother, what did you bring back? I caught a monk with a juicy appearance, let's have an extra meal tonight!"
Where are the monks in this barren mountains?No, there is indeed a monk in this barren mountain, and that is the master of this great sage holding a golden cudgel!The face of the monkey kneeling on the ground was ashen, already desperate.
Sun Wukong didn't take back his hand, he just looked back, and a monkey dressed exactly like himself appeared at the entrance of the cave, and the monk on his shoulder was Jiang Liuer's classmate.
The second monkey who had rushed back excitedly came in, and saw that the cave was in a mess, and there was another monkey and the land father, and his brother was kneeling on the ground... He immediately threw the person on his shoulder aside angrily, He took out his "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" and charged forward...
Monkey King didn't want to fight him, when he threw Jiang Liu'er, he flew to the side and caught him firmly.After looking at him carefully, it seemed that he had just passed out, so he stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Liu'er's face, "Master, wake up."
His strength was not too small, Jiang Liuer woke up immediately after being hit by him.Seeing the monkey who wanted to slap him, he immediately pushed him away, looked up and saw the second monkey holding the "golden cudgel", and shouted loudly: "Wukong, save me!"
Father-in-Law: "..."
My master can't even tell the difference between the real and the fake, so I feel so sorry for the Great Sage...
Sun Wukong stood up and looked down at his master: "Give you a chance, who is your apprentice, me or that one, if you make a mistake, you will be at your own risk."
Having said that, do you still need to think about it?This is his apprentice!Jiang Liu'er immediately stood up, hid behind him, and complained to him: "Wukong, that monkey pretended to be you, tricked me out, and captured me."
"Oh, you won't recognize me if he pretends to be me?" Sun Wukong's voice was a little cold, but he was still angry.
Jiang Liu'er wants to say that I am not you, and I don't have golden eyes, blame me?But he didn't dare to say it, he could only bow his head and admit his mistake.
The monkey who was kneeling and begging for mercy saw his younger brother came back, so he stopped kneeling and stood up with his back straight.The older of these two monkeys is Ah Da, and the younger is Ah Er.I have long heard that Monkey King is very powerful, but his brother is not a vegetarian, and he is called "the most powerful monkey" in his hometown.After they finished their studies, they felt that they wanted to go to the outside world to have a look, so they came to this Wuzhi Mountain. They wanted to challenge Monkey King, but they came to Monkey King and he was no longer under Wuzhi Mountain.
So they occupy the mountain here as kings, planning to create a world of their own.Unexpectedly, only a few days later, Monkey King came back.
This is an opportunity, if they defeat Monkey King, then they will become famous in one battle!
The two glanced at each other, and Ah Da also took out his "golden cudgel" and was ready to fight.The father-in-law of the land turned pale with fright. He didn't expect these two monkeys to be so fearless of death, and they really planned to fight the Great Sage?Too overreaching, right?
The father-in-law of the land is a kind-hearted person, and he is about to persuade the two monkeys who don't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, but Sun Wukong asks him to take the nine-ringed tin staff and the bundle and go out of the cave first.
Almost as soon as Jiang Liuer got outside the entrance of the cave, there were a few exclamations from inside, the sound made Jiang Liuer tremble with fear, and he didn't know what Monkey King had done to them.
Just as I was thinking, I suddenly heard a "ding dong", and the system spoke.
"Dear host, congratulations on completing the first mission, and now the second mission is coming."
Ah, great! The second mission is finally here.Jiang Liu'er lifted her spirits with her burden in her arms, and listened carefully to the cold voice: "The second task is to get Sun Wu away."
"Ah, why?" Jiang Liu'er asked in a low voice, but the land father-in-law didn't listen.
"Your current identity is Tang Seng, but how do you look like Tang Seng? Regarding Monkey King's fight against monsters, you didn't persuade him, and even complained to him? Have you ever seen Tang Seng like this? For the sake of the plot, you must Pretty unreasonable."
"..." Jiang Liu'er cursed in his heart, the task he agreed was simple, and the task he agreed was just looking for things, which of the two tasks he did was looking for things? ! !It's not obvious that he lied to him!
Jiang Liu'er cursed in her heart, but she still had to reach out to accept the task.
"Congratulations to the host for accepting the task. Some other hosts have already completed the third task, please keep up with the progress as soon as possible."
Damn this system is poisonous, it keeps hitting him.
Jiang Liuer had no chance to complain about the system, Sun Wukong had already come out with the golden cudgel, the cave collapsed behind him, he walked to Jiang Liuer's side, and told the land father-in-law to go back.Then he took his bag and said, "Master, let's go too."
Jiang Liu'er stood there, his mind spinning rapidly, and suddenly he raised his head solemnly: "Wukong, what happened to those two monkeys, did you kill them? They didn't do anything harmful, why did you want to?" kill them?"
There was a lot of chattering about a series of "truths" that made me want to slap myself, but Monkey King didn't seem to have any temper. After he finished speaking, he said innocently: "I didn't kill them, they were just trapped. Stop, rest assured they will find a way to come out."
"No, you go and rescue them now. We are all monks. How can monks kill people so cruelly? What we have to do is to influence them and guide them to the right path!"
Listening to his words, Sun Wukong's face suddenly sank: "Master, are you kidding me?"
"Do I look like I'm joking?" Jiang Liu'er also had a straight face.
By the way, angry, you should be angry, Wukong!Hurry up and leave, hurry up!
"If you don't rescue them, don't follow me. I don't need an apprentice who kills people without blinking an eye." Jiang Liu'er said.
Ah, I really want to die, why should I say such a thing!
Why did the damn system give him such a task!
"Don't think I won't leave if I let you win on purpose. When have I ever been so angry? If you make trouble for no reason, I will really leave." Monkey King Zhou frowned, and couldn't understand how this monk turned his face. Books are even faster.
What, so you let me win on purpose?So you have been conquered by my personality charm?Jiang Liuer jumped three feet in the bottom of her heart, almost couldn't help but grabbed his hand and burst into tears.
"I hope you can accompany me, but I also have my principles. I think what you have done is wrong, so I hope you can change it. Are you willing?" Jiang Liuer also frowned, very distressed "This is just the beginning, we still have a lot of roads to walk together in the future, I don't want to hold back my thoughts, I am your master, I have an obligation to guide you..."
Have you seen clearly, your master, I am a dead-headed, inflexible, loving person, a good person who would rather the world wrong me than the world, and I am also a chatterbox!Sun Wukong, have you seen it clearly? !
Sun Wukong obviously exists, but he didn't leave.He stuffed the burden to Jiang Liu'er, sighed, "Forget it, I already knew what kind of person you are, I'll go and rescue them."
Sun Wukong silently used his strength to move the stones away, silently dragged them out, and then silently took the burden and walked forward.
Jiang Liu'er was inexplicably moved, holding a walking stick... Bah, it's a tin stick with nine rings!Quickly followed up.
Forget about missions and whatnot, Monkey King at this moment is so cute!
☆, 8. Accommodation
Going back to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, I put all the things in the bag together, but the white horse was gone, so Jiang Liuer planned to go to a town where people lived to buy another horse.
At this time, it was already past the sound of noon, and the master and the apprentice hadn't eaten, so Sun Wukong once again trapped Jiang Liuer under the shade of a tree, told him not to be deceived again this time, and took out a purple golden bowl to ride the clouds and ride the fog to alms alms.
When he came back, Jiang Liu'er had fallen asleep leaning against the tree trunk. Sun Wukong put the bowl on the ground, put the ring back, and woke Jiang Liu'er up to eat.
Lunch was just a few big steamed buns, not even a pickle. Jiang Liu'er was so hungry, it would be nice to have something to eat, so she grabbed a steamed bun and gnawed it.
Sun Wukong was also gnawing on a steamed bun, as if he wanted to explain, he said sullenly: "The people here are really poor, I went to several houses before someone gave me a few steamed buns... I'm afraid You're really hungry, so..."
"It doesn't matter, it's good to have something to eat in this wilderness." Jiang Liu'er thought to himself, if there are delicacies from mountains and seas, they won't be able to eat them. They are all monks, monks who can't eat meat.
However, while Jiang Liuer was eating, he suddenly thought of a problem, and couldn't help laughing, he approached Sun Wukong, "Oh Wukong, when you went to beg for alms, you ran to several places... because of your appearance... Are you scared?"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"In the end, did you become the handsome guy in white again?" Thinking that Sun Wukong knocked on the door, and someone poked his head out to see it, but shut the door with a bang in fright, his apprentice must be very depressed, hahaha, This should be one of the few "closed doors" that Monkey King has eaten...
Monkey King didn't answer his words, but just gave him a vicious look, "Eat your steamed buns, so much talk."
Jiang Liu'er was bored, and moved away to concentrate on eating her steamed buns.
After filling his stomach, Monkey King picked up the luggage, and the master and apprentice went west.
Staring at the scorching sun and walking under the sun is really a painful thing, especially Jiang Liuer's shoes are still worn out, and after walking for an hour or two, the soles of his feet are already blistered.He couldn't complain yet, because Sun Wukong was holding his luggage and tin stick, so he was naturally embarrassed.
After walking for a long time, it got dark and saw lights in the distance, probably in a place where people lived, Jiang Liuer was overjoyed, and finally could rest his feet.
He endured the pain in his feet and urged him to run to the front of Monkey King, and turned around to tell him to hurry up.
Outside the yard of a family, Sun Wukong was about to knock on the door to ask for a stay, but Jiang Liuer hurriedly pulled him back, "Wukong, knocking on the door like this will frighten people, why don't you change your look?"
His words are not malicious, but ordinary people have never seen a talking monkey, so they will inevitably be afraid of him. If they are afraid of him, their accommodation will be lost.
Jiang Liu'er said that now she really wants a bed where she can lie comfortably!
After listening to his words, Monkey King lowered his eyes, obviously unhappy, "Do you dislike me?"
"I don't despise you. I mean, let's not attract too much attention. After all, you are not a mortal. You are so powerful. Don't you know that you are very popular in the world? Everyone in the world knows that there is a very powerful Qi Tianda Holy, so if someone recognizes it, then we will be in trouble."
So keep a low profile and I'm doing it for your own good too!Jiang Liu'er had a sincere look on her face, she admired herself very much, and she could tell lies easily.
Everyone likes to hear good words.Sun Wukong thought it made sense, so he transformed himself into the handsome boy with peach blossom eyes in white clothes that day, but his long straight hair was no longer draped, but tied up with a hair tie.
"How about this?" Sun Wukong asked him.
"..." Jiang Liu'er was a little unhappy. He made him look like a human, but why did he turn into a handsome guy? Even in the dark, he can still be seen as a handsome guy... Humph, Such a scheming monkey, trying to steal his limelight.
"Yes, yes." Jiang Liu'er has an inexplicable dislike for people who are more handsome than him, he casually said a few words, and then told him to knock on the door quickly.
The person who came out to open the door was a middle-aged woman, her vigilant expression disappeared when she saw Monkey King, and she showed an amiable smile: "What's the matter, sir?"
Sun Wukong bowed slightly to her, "Auntie, it's like this. It's already dark when we pass by here. I wonder if there is any spare room at Madam's house? Can you give us a night?"
The aunt seemed to be a very enthusiastic person, "Yes, sir, hurry up and come in!" Then she went to take Monkey King by the hand and let him enter the house.
Sun Wukong broke away from her hand and called back, "Master, come in!"
Jiang Liu'er stepped forward, facing the aunt with a clasped luggage: "Thank you, benefactor."
The woman was obviously taken aback when she saw his appearance, "Are you also here to seek accommodation? Are you a monk?"
Jiang Liu'er saluted again, "Yes, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty, and he is going to the West to learn scriptures. I'm bothering the benefactor."
What I think in my heart is that the people in ancient times were simple and enthusiastic. If they were in his city, let alone staying overnight with strangers, even if they asked for directions on the road, they would stay far away.Alas, after all, there are too many liars in modern times, and people are not ruthless, but are afraid that they will be deceived.
The woman's expression changed and she turned her gaze to Monkey King, "Are you a monk too?"
Sun Wukong has long hair now, so naturally he can't say he is a monk, so he can only say that he is a lay disciple who practiced with hair.
The woman smiled a little when she heard this, and she said to Jiang Liu'er with an apologetic look: "Elder, I'm really sorry, I only have one spare room in my house. This little apprentice stays, you might as well go to the next door ask?"
Jiang Liu'er: "..."
Don't think I don't know what you mean!I think Sun Wukong is handsome, right?So keep him and not me?I thought you were good people in ancient times just now, are you slapping me in the face now?
Why is this world also a world of faces?Jiang Liuer wanted to cry.
Now that people said that, Jiang Liu'er was too embarrassed to be ashamed. He waved to Monkey King, "Go in, I'll go to the next door and ask. We'll meet here tomorrow morning."
After finishing speaking, he wanted to take his luggage, but Monkey King refused to let him, "One room is one room, it's not like we haven't slept together before, so what does it matter?"
"Yes, I don't like to sleep in the same bed with other people..." And why do you sound so subtle when you say this?Jiang Liu'er was a little embarrassed.
"Then I'll sleep on the floor, can you sleep on the bed?"
"Oh, how embarrassed are you to make me feel like this..." Jiang Liuer sighed.
"Forget it, then I will go to another house with you to ask." Sun Wukong compromised, he was worried about leaving Jiang Liuer alone, what if he was captured by a monster?
Seeing that they were about to leave, the woman immediately stopped Jiang Liu'er: "Elder Elder, you should stay here. I remember that no one in our village has extra rooms, so don't bother."
Although Jiang Liu'er knew that being courteous for nothing is either adultery or robbery, this woman must be worried about her good intentions.However, it's not that he is uneasy and kind, what is he afraid of?
As for being uneasy and kind to Sun Wukong, Jiang Liuer worried that Monkey King would be bullied.
So under the woman's warm greeting, Jiang Liu'er reluctantly said: "Okay, okay, I'll just stay here, please benefactor."
The woman led them inside, smiling all over her face, "No trouble, no trouble. By the way, the two elders haven't eaten yet, right? We're having dinner too."
When it came to eating, Jiang Liu'er's stomach immediately grunted. His stomach shouted that he was hungry a step faster than his mouth, and Jiang Liu'er was a little embarrassed.
When they entered the house, even with oil lamps on, the house was still a bit dark for Jiang Liuer who lived in a world with electric lights.
Although the house is a bit shabby, it is tidy and clean.
There was a man and a woman eating inside, and I was a little surprised to see them come in.
The woman pointed to the man and said, "This is my husband."
Then he pulled the girl who was eating and pushed her to Monkey King: "This is my daughter, named Zhu'er, her age, and she has a very good temper. Come on, Zhu'er, call me brother."
It was probably the first time Zhu'er saw such a handsome man, and she also shyly yelled, "Brother..."
Sun Wukong immediately interrupted her, "It's really useless to call me brother, so the benefactor can call me a little monk. I'm practicing with my hair, and I will be ordained in the future."
Zhu'er glanced at her mother, and the woman said: "Oh, it's possible to shave or not, even if you become a monk, you can return to vulgarity~"
Jiang Liu'er finally understood why the woman was so nice to Sun Wukong, she fell in love with him, did she want him to be her son-in-law?Sun Wukong probably noticed it a little bit, and his face was not very good-looking.
Jiang Liuer took pleasure in other's misfortune, who told you to turn yourself into a flower so beautiful?
The woman asked them to sit down, asked her daughter to greet them, and winked to ask her husband-in-law to follow them to the kitchen to cook some vegetarian dishes for them.
The girl named Zhu'er is actually quite good-looking, especially when she smiles, although she is a bit silly, she can still feel that this girl is a gentle and virtuous woman.
However, this girl from Xiaojiabiyu is also a person who judges people by their appearance. After her parents left, she immediately poured a cup of hot tea for Monkey King, but she chose to ignore Jiang Liuer.
Jiang Liu'er was very hurt, so she had to pour herself a cup of hot tea, and watched with a smile on Sun Wukong being beaten by Miss Zhu'er's brother.
When eating, Sun Wukong also received the "VIP-level" treatment. He didn't need to pick up the food himself, and the owner's family of three took turns to pick up the food for him.Jiang Liu'er watched from the side and almost couldn't help laughing.But he is a serious monk, do not see evil, ignore evil.
Because of Monkey King, Jiang Liuer also got a lot of benefits. When the homeowner boiled hot water for him, he also burned a little for Jiang Liuer.
So on the eighth day after coming to this world of Journey to the West, Jiang Liuer finally took a hot bath.
When they were in the Water Curtain Cave before, those monkeys took a bath directly in the waterfall or mountain stream. Jiang Liu'er also took a brief bath in the cave while they were going out, but it was all in cold water, and it was too cold. It was washed in a hurry, and it was not washed well.
Taking a hot bath is one of Jiang Liu'er's favorite things to do, so as soon as she saw the tub was filled with hot water, Jiang Liuer immediately took off her clothes and got into the tub, regardless of the fact that Monkey King was also here.
After a day of hard work, the body was relaxed in the hot water, but when Jiang Liu'er was in a comfortable body, when the injured sole touched the water, he hissed softly.
Happiness and pain, probably that's it.
Enduring the pain in the soles of her feet, Jiang Liu'er wiped her body with a towel.But he saw that Sun Wukong was still standing by another bathtub filled with hot water, and he went in without taking off his clothes.
"Don't you take a bath?" Jiang Liu'er asked him strangely.
Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment, put his long hair up, and went straight into the bathtub without taking off his clothes.
Jiang Liu'er groaned, a little upset, "I don't know how to look at you, do you need to not even take off your clothes?"
Soaking in the hot water, Monkey King didn't even show his neck. He frowned after hearing Jiang Liu'er's words, and used his eyes to signal Jiang Liu'er to look at the window.
Jiang Liu'er looked over, and saw that the window that had been closed had been opened a little. Although he couldn't see if there was anyone outside, Jiang Liu'er had an intuition that there must be someone outside the window.
Damn, what a rascal, to watch them take a bath!
Jiang Liu'er also immediately retracted her neck into the water, revealing a bald head, a pair of big smart eyes turned around, and finally gave Monkey King a look, meaning: Why don't you tell me!
Sun Wukong glanced at him resentfully, and hit him mercilessly: "It's not that I want to see you."
"..."
I, Jiang Liuer, despise you.Say it again, you deserve it!
When the hot water was cold, Jiang Liu'er stretched out his hands in the bathtub, trying to pick up the clothes he threw on the ground and wear them, but he couldn't help but squat in the bathtub and his hands were not long enough, but he didn't want to either. Stand up and let others see your body, even if you don't want to see him, you can't!
He asked Sun Wukong for help with his eyes, and asked him to use his power to float the clothes on the ground for him.
Sun Wukong nodded, stared at the window, the window was opened a little, and then it snapped...closed tightly.
Then, there was a movement outside the window, as if the peepers had left.
Jiang Liu'er took a deep look at Sun Wukong, and said hello, do you really want to see your master and me naked?
Jiang Liu'er put on her clothes depressedly, then went directly to the room the owner arranged for them, sat on the bed and held up her feet to look at them, which frightened her.
The soles of the feet, which were originally fair and without any scars, had already developed many blisters, large and small, after walking continuously for a day, and they were all broken, and it hurt even to touch it lightly.
Jiang Liu'er didn't expect Tang Seng's body to be so unbearable, and he just walked the mountain road for a day. No wonder Tang Seng used to sit on a horse when watching Journey to the West.
Alas, I must find a horse as a mount tomorrow.
With a sound of "squeak", the door was pushed open from the outside, and Monkey King came back.Jiang Liu'er glanced at him, saw that his clothes were not wet, and envied him again: Monsters with magic power are different, they can change into any clothes they want to wear.
Sun Wukong locked the door and walked over, seeing that the soles of his feet were covered with injuries, he frowned: "Why didn't you say anything about the blisters on your feet?"
"What's the use of talking, you've already taken your luggage, do I still want you to carry me?" Jiang Liu'er muttered, "Okay, let's go buy a horse tomorrow, no, it's two horses, we One person, one horse."
Sun Wukong didn't say anything, he went out for a trip, and when he came back, he had an extra bottle of medicine in his hand, "I'm asking the landlord, you wipe the wound, and it will be healed tomorrow."
Jiang Liu'er opened the bottle and took a look at it. It was powdery brown particles, but he didn't know what it was. He continued the topic just now while wiping the soles of his feet: "What kind of horse do you think is better to buy? Woolen cloth?"
Sun Wukong watched him pour the powder on the wound, and it fell on the bed after a while, so he took the bottle, poured a few drops of tea into it, shook it a few times, saw that the powder turned into mud, and stuffed it again. Go back to Jiang Liuer's hand and let him reapply it.
"I have no objection. But can you ride a horse?" Monkey King asked.
"I can't learn it! Even sitting on it is better than walking." Jiang Liu'er felt that what he asked was nonsense.
"Then do you have any money?" Sun Wukong asked again.
This time it hit the nail on the head.
Jiang Liu'er raised her head and looked at him expectantly: "Wukong, you should have a lot of money, right?"
After all, the walls of the Water Curtain Cave are full of night pearls as big as shot puts!
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, all my property is saved to marry a wife."
"........."
What kind of wife do you marry as a monk! ! !
Sun Wukong snorted, "Whoever wants to be a monk, I will escort you to the west to get scriptures, and then I will go back to my Huaguo Mountain to marry a lady."
What a lady, it's a monkey!Jiang Liuer thought maliciously.
Speaking of this, Jiang Liu'er thought of Miss Zhu'er, and joked: "I saw that if you want to return to vulgarity, you don't have to go back to Huaguo Mountain, you can just go back here. I think Miss Zhu'er is pretty good." of."
Monkey King's peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, "It turns out that Master said that he is a monk, but in the end he is still a person with unbroken love."
"Be careful, I will tell Guanyin Bodhisattva." He said word by word.
Oops, I played too much and forgot that I was a monk. Jiang Liu'er corked the bottle and couldn't get out of bed, so she put it next to the pillow, lay down and covered the quilt, and said: "It's getting late, we Go to sleep."
"Us?" Sun Wukong suddenly laughed in a low voice, as if he had heard something very funny, and said, "Sleep?"
What's wrong with the phrase "let's go to sleep"!Have it!What the hell did you think of!
Damn it, Monkey King, you actually came from time travel too!Jiang Liuer roared in his heart.
Jiang Liu'er closed her eyes and ignored him.After a while, I heard the sound of rummaging through boxes and boxes. Jiang Liuer opened her eyes and saw Monkey King taking out a quilt from the box and planning to spread it on the floor.
Jiang Liu'er, who had been sleeping on the ground in Shuilian Cave for several days, knew that sleeping on the ground was uncomfortable, so he hesitated for a moment, and said:
"Wukong, why don't you come up to bed and sleep?"
☆, 9. Tight ring
It wasn't until Monkey King lay beside Jiang Liu'er that he remembered that Monkey King would change 72 times?Won't you turn yourself into a bed to sleep in?
However, he called Wukong a few times in the dark, but he didn't wake up. Jiang Liu'er was a little depressed, so he couldn't believe that he fell asleep so quickly!
Early the next morning, Jiang Liuer was woken up by the dead child of the system.
"What are you doing!" Jiang Liuer immediately sat up and said angrily.However, without waiting for the system to reply, Jiang Liuer was startled by the surrounding scene.
Although it was daylight, he was indeed in the grass.
In the end, Jiang Liuer let Sun Wukong take him to Wuzhi Mountain after all the talk, but they searched the broken mountain all over but couldn't find the stick, probably picked up by someone or a monster.
Jiang Liuer was in a hurry, Sun Wukong had no choice but to pass the burden to him, "You stay here, I'll ask the manager here."
Just in case there are monsters, Monkey King also took out the golden cudgel and drew a circle, so that Jiang Liu'er could sit inside and not move, no matter who told him to come out.
Jiang Liuer nodded, and Monkey King flew away.
It is a matter of his own life, how could he go out, he is a Tang monk, after a while, he will be considered as immortal, and many monsters are watching him.
Jiang Liu'er sat in the circle with his luggage in his arms and waited for a long time, the sun was already scorching hot, making him sweat profusely.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong shouted from behind: "Master!"
Looking back, I saw Monkey King standing not far away with the tin stick.
Jiang Liu'er immediately stood up, walked out of the circle, and walked towards Monkey King with excitement: "Finally found it? Are the customs clearance disks not damaged?"
While talking, he approached Sun Wukong, wanting to reach out and take the stick, to see if it was the same as in the TV series, but he didn’t expect that Sun Wukong was so stingy, before his hand touched him, Sun Wukong slapped him hard on the back of the neck , Jiang Liuer only felt a pain, and then passed out.
At the end of losing consciousness, he suddenly thought... this Monkey King is fake!
☆、7. Task [-]
Sun Wukong somersaulted to the Lord of the Earth, asked him what monsters were nearby, and called them all over.
The Lord of the Land is very helpless to this unreasonable request. He is just a small mountain god, how can he command those monsters?But the Great Sage had to listen to what he said, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and ask the Great Sage what it was for.
Sun Wukong said: "My master's tin staff with nine rings and customs clearance documents are missing. They were sent by the Bodhisattva. It is a big deal to be missing."
A few days ago, Tang Seng passed by Wuzhi Mountain and rescued Monkey King. The father-in-law of the land knew about it. He was still thinking that Monkey King was going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.Unexpectedly, after a few days, Monkey King and his master are still in Wuzhishan?What are they doing here for so long?Traveling in mountains and rivers?Is the scenery here so good?Where is the beauty of the barren mountains?It's all right now, and I lost my luggage!If you lose it, just lose it, and you will come to embarrass him, a little fairy... the land father-in-law wants to cry.
There are no big monsters with high cultivation in the vicinity, they are all little monsters, and they didn't do anything harmful, at most, they just came to tease the old man all day long, and they would not dare to steal the luggage of the Great Sage .But speaking of the brave ones, two monkey spirits came from nowhere recently, relying on their own cultivation, the two brothers made the little monsters on the whole mountain uneasy, and even a few who couldn't bear it had already been caught. Fleeing with tail.
If anyone dared to steal Sun Dasheng's things, it could only be these two brothers.So, the father-in-law pondered for a while, and said cautiously: "Well, let's go directly to their cave, so that everyone can get all the stolen goods."
Monkey King thought about it for a while, and followed him to a cave halfway up the mountain.
When I stood in this cave, I was dumbfounded when I saw the two lines on both sides of the cave entrance, and regretted that I brought the Great Sage here.Sun Wukong crossed his arms and looked thoughtful: "Is this the Water Curtain Cave?"
The father-in-law of the land is sweating profusely, that's right, what is written on it is the big characters that the world knows "Huaguo Mountain is a blessed land, water curtains and caves".These short-sighted little monsters still want to pretend to be the Monkey King, this is all right, if it wasn't for the luggage they stole, their lives would be lost.
The land father-in-law said angrily: "These two monkey spirits are too insignificant..." Thinking that the person next to him was also a monkey, he immediately stopped talking and lowered his head in panic, "I'll call them out and let the great sage take care of themselves." Teach them a lesson."
"No need, I want to see what this "Water Curtain Cave" looks like." After speaking, Monkey King stepped into the entrance of the cave without any obstacles, and the father-in-law quickly followed.
This cave is not big, just an ordinary stone cave, with simple decoration inside, the table is full of various wine jars, the innermost one is a tiger skin bed, on which lies a monkey sleeping soundly with its belly exposed , they came in, and the monkey didn't wake up.
Sun Wukong glanced around, and immediately saw the tin rod and a bundle still in the corner, he didn't pick them up immediately, but glanced at the land father.The old man understood, took a deep breath, and then opened his voice and shouted loudly: "Bold monster, dare to steal things from our great sage, why don't you hurry up and be punished by the great sage!"
The monkey on the bed immediately jumped up, grabbed its furry head, and before opening its eyes, he roared back with the same volume: "Old man, you are so impatient, how dare you break into my water curtain hole?" ?!!"
The father-in-law swung the crutch in his hand, and hit the sleepy-eyed monkey hard. He dared to be so arrogant when he was about to die, so he must be sober, maybe the great sage would leave you a whole corpse.
Well, his stick woke up the drunk monkey, and the monkey conjured a stick as big as the mouth of a bowl out of thin air, "How dare you pretend to be me in front of me? Who is so bold, eat I have a wishful golden cudgel!" After speaking, he rushed towards Monkey King.
...Eunuch Land couldn't help turning his head away, he couldn't bear to see how he was killed by himself.
Monkey King unhurriedly took out an embroidery needle from his ear and said "Big!" The embroidery needle immediately turned into a stick with the size of a bowl, but Monkey King kept saying "Big, bigger, bigger." The Ruyi golden cudgel pierced through the cave and became two meters in diameter before stopping.
The small stones on the top of the cave kept falling down, and Sun Wukong sneered through the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, "Who is the Monkey King? Whose is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"
I only heard a "plop" from the opposite side, followed by the monkey begging for mercy: "Great Sage, please forgive me, the little one is only momentarily confused to pretend to be the Great Sage..."
Sun Wukong snorted, shrunk the golden cudgel, carried it on his shoulder, stared at the trembling monkey, couldn't help it, knocked the stick on the stone table next to him, and the stone table immediately turned into a small one. stone.
"Not only pretending to be my name, but also pretending to be my Water Curtain Cave, and even dared to steal my master's nine-ringed tin stick... Why do you think you are so shameless?" Monkey King held the golden cudgel in front of him, It seems to be picking a good position to start.
The monkey trembled, not even daring to take a breath, for fear that his head would be flat if the stick touched it lightly.
I didn't know what to do here, but suddenly there was another loud voice from outside the cave: "Brother, what did you bring back? I caught a monk with a juicy appearance, let's have an extra meal tonight!"
Where are the monks in this barren mountains?No, there is indeed a monk in this barren mountain, and that is the master of this great sage holding a golden cudgel!The face of the monkey kneeling on the ground was ashen, already desperate.
Sun Wukong didn't take back his hand, he just looked back, and a monkey dressed exactly like himself appeared at the entrance of the cave, and the monk on his shoulder was Jiang Liuer's classmate.
The second monkey who had rushed back excitedly came in, and saw that the cave was in a mess, and there was another monkey and the land father, and his brother was kneeling on the ground... He immediately threw the person on his shoulder aside angrily, He took out his "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" and charged forward...
Monkey King didn't want to fight him, when he threw Jiang Liu'er, he flew to the side and caught him firmly.After looking at him carefully, it seemed that he had just passed out, so he stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Liu'er's face, "Master, wake up."
His strength was not too small, Jiang Liuer woke up immediately after being hit by him.Seeing the monkey who wanted to slap him, he immediately pushed him away, looked up and saw the second monkey holding the "golden cudgel", and shouted loudly: "Wukong, save me!"
Father-in-Law: "..."
My master can't even tell the difference between the real and the fake, so I feel so sorry for the Great Sage...
Sun Wukong stood up and looked down at his master: "Give you a chance, who is your apprentice, me or that one, if you make a mistake, you will be at your own risk."
Having said that, do you still need to think about it?This is his apprentice!Jiang Liu'er immediately stood up, hid behind him, and complained to him: "Wukong, that monkey pretended to be you, tricked me out, and captured me."
"Oh, you won't recognize me if he pretends to be me?" Sun Wukong's voice was a little cold, but he was still angry.
Jiang Liu'er wants to say that I am not you, and I don't have golden eyes, blame me?But he didn't dare to say it, he could only bow his head and admit his mistake.
The monkey who was kneeling and begging for mercy saw his younger brother came back, so he stopped kneeling and stood up with his back straight.The older of these two monkeys is Ah Da, and the younger is Ah Er.I have long heard that Monkey King is very powerful, but his brother is not a vegetarian, and he is called "the most powerful monkey" in his hometown.After they finished their studies, they felt that they wanted to go to the outside world to have a look, so they came to this Wuzhi Mountain. They wanted to challenge Monkey King, but they came to Monkey King and he was no longer under Wuzhi Mountain.
So they occupy the mountain here as kings, planning to create a world of their own.Unexpectedly, only a few days later, Monkey King came back.
This is an opportunity, if they defeat Monkey King, then they will become famous in one battle!
The two glanced at each other, and Ah Da also took out his "golden cudgel" and was ready to fight.The father-in-law of the land turned pale with fright. He didn't expect these two monkeys to be so fearless of death, and they really planned to fight the Great Sage?Too overreaching, right?
The father-in-law of the land is a kind-hearted person, and he is about to persuade the two monkeys who don't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, but Sun Wukong asks him to take the nine-ringed tin staff and the bundle and go out of the cave first.
Almost as soon as Jiang Liuer got outside the entrance of the cave, there were a few exclamations from inside, the sound made Jiang Liuer tremble with fear, and he didn't know what Monkey King had done to them.
Just as I was thinking, I suddenly heard a "ding dong", and the system spoke.
"Dear host, congratulations on completing the first mission, and now the second mission is coming."
Ah, great! The second mission is finally here.Jiang Liu'er lifted her spirits with her burden in her arms, and listened carefully to the cold voice: "The second task is to get Sun Wu away."
"Ah, why?" Jiang Liu'er asked in a low voice, but the land father-in-law didn't listen.
"Your current identity is Tang Seng, but how do you look like Tang Seng? Regarding Monkey King's fight against monsters, you didn't persuade him, and even complained to him? Have you ever seen Tang Seng like this? For the sake of the plot, you must Pretty unreasonable."
"..." Jiang Liu'er cursed in his heart, the task he agreed was simple, and the task he agreed was just looking for things, which of the two tasks he did was looking for things? ! !It's not obvious that he lied to him!
Jiang Liu'er cursed in her heart, but she still had to reach out to accept the task.
"Congratulations to the host for accepting the task. Some other hosts have already completed the third task, please keep up with the progress as soon as possible."
Damn this system is poisonous, it keeps hitting him.
Jiang Liuer had no chance to complain about the system, Sun Wukong had already come out with the golden cudgel, the cave collapsed behind him, he walked to Jiang Liuer's side, and told the land father-in-law to go back.Then he took his bag and said, "Master, let's go too."
Jiang Liu'er stood there, his mind spinning rapidly, and suddenly he raised his head solemnly: "Wukong, what happened to those two monkeys, did you kill them? They didn't do anything harmful, why did you want to?" kill them?"
There was a lot of chattering about a series of "truths" that made me want to slap myself, but Monkey King didn't seem to have any temper. After he finished speaking, he said innocently: "I didn't kill them, they were just trapped. Stop, rest assured they will find a way to come out."
"No, you go and rescue them now. We are all monks. How can monks kill people so cruelly? What we have to do is to influence them and guide them to the right path!"
Listening to his words, Sun Wukong's face suddenly sank: "Master, are you kidding me?"
"Do I look like I'm joking?" Jiang Liu'er also had a straight face.
By the way, angry, you should be angry, Wukong!Hurry up and leave, hurry up!
"If you don't rescue them, don't follow me. I don't need an apprentice who kills people without blinking an eye." Jiang Liu'er said.
Ah, I really want to die, why should I say such a thing!
Why did the damn system give him such a task!
"Don't think I won't leave if I let you win on purpose. When have I ever been so angry? If you make trouble for no reason, I will really leave." Monkey King Zhou frowned, and couldn't understand how this monk turned his face. Books are even faster.
What, so you let me win on purpose?So you have been conquered by my personality charm?Jiang Liuer jumped three feet in the bottom of her heart, almost couldn't help but grabbed his hand and burst into tears.
"I hope you can accompany me, but I also have my principles. I think what you have done is wrong, so I hope you can change it. Are you willing?" Jiang Liuer also frowned, very distressed "This is just the beginning, we still have a lot of roads to walk together in the future, I don't want to hold back my thoughts, I am your master, I have an obligation to guide you..."
Have you seen clearly, your master, I am a dead-headed, inflexible, loving person, a good person who would rather the world wrong me than the world, and I am also a chatterbox!Sun Wukong, have you seen it clearly? !
Sun Wukong obviously exists, but he didn't leave.He stuffed the burden to Jiang Liu'er, sighed, "Forget it, I already knew what kind of person you are, I'll go and rescue them."
Sun Wukong silently used his strength to move the stones away, silently dragged them out, and then silently took the burden and walked forward.
Jiang Liu'er was inexplicably moved, holding a walking stick... Bah, it's a tin stick with nine rings!Quickly followed up.
Forget about missions and whatnot, Monkey King at this moment is so cute!
☆, 8. Accommodation
Going back to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, I put all the things in the bag together, but the white horse was gone, so Jiang Liuer planned to go to a town where people lived to buy another horse.
At this time, it was already past the sound of noon, and the master and the apprentice hadn't eaten, so Sun Wukong once again trapped Jiang Liuer under the shade of a tree, told him not to be deceived again this time, and took out a purple golden bowl to ride the clouds and ride the fog to alms alms.
When he came back, Jiang Liu'er had fallen asleep leaning against the tree trunk. Sun Wukong put the bowl on the ground, put the ring back, and woke Jiang Liu'er up to eat.
Lunch was just a few big steamed buns, not even a pickle. Jiang Liu'er was so hungry, it would be nice to have something to eat, so she grabbed a steamed bun and gnawed it.
Sun Wukong was also gnawing on a steamed bun, as if he wanted to explain, he said sullenly: "The people here are really poor, I went to several houses before someone gave me a few steamed buns... I'm afraid You're really hungry, so..."
"It doesn't matter, it's good to have something to eat in this wilderness." Jiang Liu'er thought to himself, if there are delicacies from mountains and seas, they won't be able to eat them. They are all monks, monks who can't eat meat.
However, while Jiang Liuer was eating, he suddenly thought of a problem, and couldn't help laughing, he approached Sun Wukong, "Oh Wukong, when you went to beg for alms, you ran to several places... because of your appearance... Are you scared?"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"In the end, did you become the handsome guy in white again?" Thinking that Sun Wukong knocked on the door, and someone poked his head out to see it, but shut the door with a bang in fright, his apprentice must be very depressed, hahaha, This should be one of the few "closed doors" that Monkey King has eaten...
Monkey King didn't answer his words, but just gave him a vicious look, "Eat your steamed buns, so much talk."
Jiang Liu'er was bored, and moved away to concentrate on eating her steamed buns.
After filling his stomach, Monkey King picked up the luggage, and the master and apprentice went west.
Staring at the scorching sun and walking under the sun is really a painful thing, especially Jiang Liuer's shoes are still worn out, and after walking for an hour or two, the soles of his feet are already blistered.He couldn't complain yet, because Sun Wukong was holding his luggage and tin stick, so he was naturally embarrassed.
After walking for a long time, it got dark and saw lights in the distance, probably in a place where people lived, Jiang Liuer was overjoyed, and finally could rest his feet.
He endured the pain in his feet and urged him to run to the front of Monkey King, and turned around to tell him to hurry up.
Outside the yard of a family, Sun Wukong was about to knock on the door to ask for a stay, but Jiang Liuer hurriedly pulled him back, "Wukong, knocking on the door like this will frighten people, why don't you change your look?"
His words are not malicious, but ordinary people have never seen a talking monkey, so they will inevitably be afraid of him. If they are afraid of him, their accommodation will be lost.
Jiang Liu'er said that now she really wants a bed where she can lie comfortably!
After listening to his words, Monkey King lowered his eyes, obviously unhappy, "Do you dislike me?"
"I don't despise you. I mean, let's not attract too much attention. After all, you are not a mortal. You are so powerful. Don't you know that you are very popular in the world? Everyone in the world knows that there is a very powerful Qi Tianda Holy, so if someone recognizes it, then we will be in trouble."
So keep a low profile and I'm doing it for your own good too!Jiang Liu'er had a sincere look on her face, she admired herself very much, and she could tell lies easily.
Everyone likes to hear good words.Sun Wukong thought it made sense, so he transformed himself into the handsome boy with peach blossom eyes in white clothes that day, but his long straight hair was no longer draped, but tied up with a hair tie.
"How about this?" Sun Wukong asked him.
"..." Jiang Liu'er was a little unhappy. He made him look like a human, but why did he turn into a handsome guy? Even in the dark, he can still be seen as a handsome guy... Humph, Such a scheming monkey, trying to steal his limelight.
"Yes, yes." Jiang Liu'er has an inexplicable dislike for people who are more handsome than him, he casually said a few words, and then told him to knock on the door quickly.
The person who came out to open the door was a middle-aged woman, her vigilant expression disappeared when she saw Monkey King, and she showed an amiable smile: "What's the matter, sir?"
Sun Wukong bowed slightly to her, "Auntie, it's like this. It's already dark when we pass by here. I wonder if there is any spare room at Madam's house? Can you give us a night?"
The aunt seemed to be a very enthusiastic person, "Yes, sir, hurry up and come in!" Then she went to take Monkey King by the hand and let him enter the house.
Sun Wukong broke away from her hand and called back, "Master, come in!"
Jiang Liu'er stepped forward, facing the aunt with a clasped luggage: "Thank you, benefactor."
The woman was obviously taken aback when she saw his appearance, "Are you also here to seek accommodation? Are you a monk?"
Jiang Liu'er saluted again, "Yes, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty, and he is going to the West to learn scriptures. I'm bothering the benefactor."
What I think in my heart is that the people in ancient times were simple and enthusiastic. If they were in his city, let alone staying overnight with strangers, even if they asked for directions on the road, they would stay far away.Alas, after all, there are too many liars in modern times, and people are not ruthless, but are afraid that they will be deceived.
The woman's expression changed and she turned her gaze to Monkey King, "Are you a monk too?"
Sun Wukong has long hair now, so naturally he can't say he is a monk, so he can only say that he is a lay disciple who practiced with hair.
The woman smiled a little when she heard this, and she said to Jiang Liu'er with an apologetic look: "Elder, I'm really sorry, I only have one spare room in my house. This little apprentice stays, you might as well go to the next door ask?"
Jiang Liu'er: "..."
Don't think I don't know what you mean!I think Sun Wukong is handsome, right?So keep him and not me?I thought you were good people in ancient times just now, are you slapping me in the face now?
Why is this world also a world of faces?Jiang Liuer wanted to cry.
Now that people said that, Jiang Liu'er was too embarrassed to be ashamed. He waved to Monkey King, "Go in, I'll go to the next door and ask. We'll meet here tomorrow morning."
After finishing speaking, he wanted to take his luggage, but Monkey King refused to let him, "One room is one room, it's not like we haven't slept together before, so what does it matter?"
"Yes, I don't like to sleep in the same bed with other people..." And why do you sound so subtle when you say this?Jiang Liu'er was a little embarrassed.
"Then I'll sleep on the floor, can you sleep on the bed?"
"Oh, how embarrassed are you to make me feel like this..." Jiang Liuer sighed.
"Forget it, then I will go to another house with you to ask." Sun Wukong compromised, he was worried about leaving Jiang Liuer alone, what if he was captured by a monster?
Seeing that they were about to leave, the woman immediately stopped Jiang Liu'er: "Elder Elder, you should stay here. I remember that no one in our village has extra rooms, so don't bother."
Although Jiang Liu'er knew that being courteous for nothing is either adultery or robbery, this woman must be worried about her good intentions.However, it's not that he is uneasy and kind, what is he afraid of?
As for being uneasy and kind to Sun Wukong, Jiang Liuer worried that Monkey King would be bullied.
So under the woman's warm greeting, Jiang Liu'er reluctantly said: "Okay, okay, I'll just stay here, please benefactor."
The woman led them inside, smiling all over her face, "No trouble, no trouble. By the way, the two elders haven't eaten yet, right? We're having dinner too."
When it came to eating, Jiang Liu'er's stomach immediately grunted. His stomach shouted that he was hungry a step faster than his mouth, and Jiang Liu'er was a little embarrassed.
When they entered the house, even with oil lamps on, the house was still a bit dark for Jiang Liuer who lived in a world with electric lights.
Although the house is a bit shabby, it is tidy and clean.
There was a man and a woman eating inside, and I was a little surprised to see them come in.
The woman pointed to the man and said, "This is my husband."
Then he pulled the girl who was eating and pushed her to Monkey King: "This is my daughter, named Zhu'er, her age, and she has a very good temper. Come on, Zhu'er, call me brother."
It was probably the first time Zhu'er saw such a handsome man, and she also shyly yelled, "Brother..."
Sun Wukong immediately interrupted her, "It's really useless to call me brother, so the benefactor can call me a little monk. I'm practicing with my hair, and I will be ordained in the future."
Zhu'er glanced at her mother, and the woman said: "Oh, it's possible to shave or not, even if you become a monk, you can return to vulgarity~"
Jiang Liu'er finally understood why the woman was so nice to Sun Wukong, she fell in love with him, did she want him to be her son-in-law?Sun Wukong probably noticed it a little bit, and his face was not very good-looking.
Jiang Liuer took pleasure in other's misfortune, who told you to turn yourself into a flower so beautiful?
The woman asked them to sit down, asked her daughter to greet them, and winked to ask her husband-in-law to follow them to the kitchen to cook some vegetarian dishes for them.
The girl named Zhu'er is actually quite good-looking, especially when she smiles, although she is a bit silly, she can still feel that this girl is a gentle and virtuous woman.
However, this girl from Xiaojiabiyu is also a person who judges people by their appearance. After her parents left, she immediately poured a cup of hot tea for Monkey King, but she chose to ignore Jiang Liuer.
Jiang Liu'er was very hurt, so she had to pour herself a cup of hot tea, and watched with a smile on Sun Wukong being beaten by Miss Zhu'er's brother.
When eating, Sun Wukong also received the "VIP-level" treatment. He didn't need to pick up the food himself, and the owner's family of three took turns to pick up the food for him.Jiang Liu'er watched from the side and almost couldn't help laughing.But he is a serious monk, do not see evil, ignore evil.
Because of Monkey King, Jiang Liuer also got a lot of benefits. When the homeowner boiled hot water for him, he also burned a little for Jiang Liuer.
So on the eighth day after coming to this world of Journey to the West, Jiang Liuer finally took a hot bath.
When they were in the Water Curtain Cave before, those monkeys took a bath directly in the waterfall or mountain stream. Jiang Liu'er also took a brief bath in the cave while they were going out, but it was all in cold water, and it was too cold. It was washed in a hurry, and it was not washed well.
Taking a hot bath is one of Jiang Liu'er's favorite things to do, so as soon as she saw the tub was filled with hot water, Jiang Liuer immediately took off her clothes and got into the tub, regardless of the fact that Monkey King was also here.
After a day of hard work, the body was relaxed in the hot water, but when Jiang Liu'er was in a comfortable body, when the injured sole touched the water, he hissed softly.
Happiness and pain, probably that's it.
Enduring the pain in the soles of her feet, Jiang Liu'er wiped her body with a towel.But he saw that Sun Wukong was still standing by another bathtub filled with hot water, and he went in without taking off his clothes.
"Don't you take a bath?" Jiang Liu'er asked him strangely.
Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment, put his long hair up, and went straight into the bathtub without taking off his clothes.
Jiang Liu'er groaned, a little upset, "I don't know how to look at you, do you need to not even take off your clothes?"
Soaking in the hot water, Monkey King didn't even show his neck. He frowned after hearing Jiang Liu'er's words, and used his eyes to signal Jiang Liu'er to look at the window.
Jiang Liu'er looked over, and saw that the window that had been closed had been opened a little. Although he couldn't see if there was anyone outside, Jiang Liu'er had an intuition that there must be someone outside the window.
Damn, what a rascal, to watch them take a bath!
Jiang Liu'er also immediately retracted her neck into the water, revealing a bald head, a pair of big smart eyes turned around, and finally gave Monkey King a look, meaning: Why don't you tell me!
Sun Wukong glanced at him resentfully, and hit him mercilessly: "It's not that I want to see you."
"..."
I, Jiang Liuer, despise you.Say it again, you deserve it!
When the hot water was cold, Jiang Liu'er stretched out his hands in the bathtub, trying to pick up the clothes he threw on the ground and wear them, but he couldn't help but squat in the bathtub and his hands were not long enough, but he didn't want to either. Stand up and let others see your body, even if you don't want to see him, you can't!
He asked Sun Wukong for help with his eyes, and asked him to use his power to float the clothes on the ground for him.
Sun Wukong nodded, stared at the window, the window was opened a little, and then it snapped...closed tightly.
Then, there was a movement outside the window, as if the peepers had left.
Jiang Liu'er took a deep look at Sun Wukong, and said hello, do you really want to see your master and me naked?
Jiang Liu'er put on her clothes depressedly, then went directly to the room the owner arranged for them, sat on the bed and held up her feet to look at them, which frightened her.
The soles of the feet, which were originally fair and without any scars, had already developed many blisters, large and small, after walking continuously for a day, and they were all broken, and it hurt even to touch it lightly.
Jiang Liu'er didn't expect Tang Seng's body to be so unbearable, and he just walked the mountain road for a day. No wonder Tang Seng used to sit on a horse when watching Journey to the West.
Alas, I must find a horse as a mount tomorrow.
With a sound of "squeak", the door was pushed open from the outside, and Monkey King came back.Jiang Liu'er glanced at him, saw that his clothes were not wet, and envied him again: Monsters with magic power are different, they can change into any clothes they want to wear.
Sun Wukong locked the door and walked over, seeing that the soles of his feet were covered with injuries, he frowned: "Why didn't you say anything about the blisters on your feet?"
"What's the use of talking, you've already taken your luggage, do I still want you to carry me?" Jiang Liu'er muttered, "Okay, let's go buy a horse tomorrow, no, it's two horses, we One person, one horse."
Sun Wukong didn't say anything, he went out for a trip, and when he came back, he had an extra bottle of medicine in his hand, "I'm asking the landlord, you wipe the wound, and it will be healed tomorrow."
Jiang Liu'er opened the bottle and took a look at it. It was powdery brown particles, but he didn't know what it was. He continued the topic just now while wiping the soles of his feet: "What kind of horse do you think is better to buy? Woolen cloth?"
Sun Wukong watched him pour the powder on the wound, and it fell on the bed after a while, so he took the bottle, poured a few drops of tea into it, shook it a few times, saw that the powder turned into mud, and stuffed it again. Go back to Jiang Liuer's hand and let him reapply it.
"I have no objection. But can you ride a horse?" Monkey King asked.
"I can't learn it! Even sitting on it is better than walking." Jiang Liu'er felt that what he asked was nonsense.
"Then do you have any money?" Sun Wukong asked again.
This time it hit the nail on the head.
Jiang Liu'er raised her head and looked at him expectantly: "Wukong, you should have a lot of money, right?"
After all, the walls of the Water Curtain Cave are full of night pearls as big as shot puts!
Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, all my property is saved to marry a wife."
"........."
What kind of wife do you marry as a monk! ! !
Sun Wukong snorted, "Whoever wants to be a monk, I will escort you to the west to get scriptures, and then I will go back to my Huaguo Mountain to marry a lady."
What a lady, it's a monkey!Jiang Liuer thought maliciously.
Speaking of this, Jiang Liu'er thought of Miss Zhu'er, and joked: "I saw that if you want to return to vulgarity, you don't have to go back to Huaguo Mountain, you can just go back here. I think Miss Zhu'er is pretty good." of."
Monkey King's peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, "It turns out that Master said that he is a monk, but in the end he is still a person with unbroken love."
"Be careful, I will tell Guanyin Bodhisattva." He said word by word.
Oops, I played too much and forgot that I was a monk. Jiang Liu'er corked the bottle and couldn't get out of bed, so she put it next to the pillow, lay down and covered the quilt, and said: "It's getting late, we Go to sleep."
"Us?" Sun Wukong suddenly laughed in a low voice, as if he had heard something very funny, and said, "Sleep?"
What's wrong with the phrase "let's go to sleep"!Have it!What the hell did you think of!
Damn it, Monkey King, you actually came from time travel too!Jiang Liuer roared in his heart.
Jiang Liu'er closed her eyes and ignored him.After a while, I heard the sound of rummaging through boxes and boxes. Jiang Liuer opened her eyes and saw Monkey King taking out a quilt from the box and planning to spread it on the floor.
Jiang Liu'er, who had been sleeping on the ground in Shuilian Cave for several days, knew that sleeping on the ground was uncomfortable, so he hesitated for a moment, and said:
"Wukong, why don't you come up to bed and sleep?"
☆, 9. Tight ring
It wasn't until Monkey King lay beside Jiang Liu'er that he remembered that Monkey King would change 72 times?Won't you turn yourself into a bed to sleep in?
However, he called Wukong a few times in the dark, but he didn't wake up. Jiang Liu'er was a little depressed, so he couldn't believe that he fell asleep so quickly!
Early the next morning, Jiang Liuer was woken up by the dead child of the system.
"What are you doing!" Jiang Liuer immediately sat up and said angrily.However, without waiting for the system to reply, Jiang Liuer was startled by the surrounding scene.
Although it was daylight, he was indeed in the grass.
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