My apprentice teases me

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It turned into a deafening "roar—"

...? ? ?

Jiang Liuer was shocked.

What shocked him even more was that he found that he was not in the house, but in the noisy market!and!Looks like it's still in an iron cage! ! !Because he saw rows of iron pillars in front of him, and a bearded man holding a spoon was staring at him through the gap!

Jiang Liu'er's brain, which has not yet woken up, is now even more confused.

What's going on?Is it like the result of spending the night with Wukong that time, and now he is thrown on the street?

The bearded man stood up straight, and then said to the person beside him with a smile on his face, "Look, sir, what a mighty tiger, you can see its hair just by looking at its eyes." "King style"!"

Old... tiger?Jiang Liu'er was dumbfounded!

A voice next to him smiled slightly, and the pleasant voice reached Jiang Liu'er's ears.

"Where is it? Boss, look at your tiger. Does his expression look dumbfounded now?" The voice said with a smile.

Jiang Liu'er thought the voice was familiar, turned around and saw a man in white standing next to the bearded man.The man had red lips and white teeth, black hair, and a pair of peach blossom eyes, looking at him with a slight smile.

Isn't this the Monkey King who forced him to leave!The moment Jiang Liu'er saw him, she was so excited that she wanted to rush over.

In fact, he really rushed over, but when he stretched out his hands to rest on the iron pillar, he was shocked when he saw his hands.

What the hell are those furry hands and claws!

Is he still human! ! !

Jiang Liu'er looked down at herself and was stunned.Then he retracted a strange "claw" and touched his head, and found that the touch was furry, and the outline was not human.

……

Ruined.

Thinking about it, he is no longer a human being, he has now become...a tiger!up! !

This terrifying cognition made him unable to take any action.

All senses are gone.Now he has no ability to think at all, and his mind is blank.

He stayed silent for a long time, and suddenly heard a familiar voice saying: "This tiger is weird and has no vitality at all. I won't buy it."

Jiang Liuer came back to his senses immediately, pulled the iron cage and growled excitedly at Sun Wukong, while stretching out a paw through the gap, he wanted to grab Sun Wukong's clothes, and wanted to say to him: "Wukong save me!" I am your master!"

But he still could only yell, and his claws couldn't reach his clothes.

The boss was afraid that the tiger would catch the guest, so he grabbed a wooden stick and hit the paw several times, shouting: "Take the paw back!"

Jiang Liuer withdrew his hand in pain, but his eyes were still fixed on Monkey King, looking at Monkey King with what he thought were pitiful eyes.

Look at my eyes, such obvious and story-telling eyes, do you really think this is just an ordinary tiger?It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, but haven't you realized that I am actually the handsome, smart and extraordinary master you have been with for a long time? !

Wukong, look carefully!Use your golden eyes to see!

Jiang Liu'er looked at him for a while, and finally heard Sun Wukong turn his head and say to the boss: "There is actually something wrong with this tiger, right?"

Jiang Liu'er immediately lay down in the cage discouraged. No matter how powerful Monkey King is, he still can't see the soul of a person.If he doesn't buy him back now, will his future be skinned and sold by the catty, or will he be sold to a circus as a professional tiger?

Either way, the future is dark.Jiang Liu'er sighed, closed her eyes, and felt her dark life ahead.

Sun Wukong had already planned to turn around and leave, but saw the tiger in the cage lying on the ground in frustration after hearing his words, closing his eyes and sighing?

His brows and eyes raised, and he uttered a sentence that even he himself couldn't understand: "Boss, I bought it."

These words were like a ray of light, immediately illuminating the darkness in front of Jiang Liu'er.He opened his eyes suddenly, and pulled the pillar again, looking at Monkey King with his eyes.

No matter what, if you stay by Sun Wukong's side, you will probably change back to your original self.

Sun Wukong looked at the tiger's behavior, a little funny, and asked casually: "Will you be with me?"

The tiger actually nodded, and Sun Wukong's eyes immediately smiled.

When the boss negotiated the price with him, he gave the money directly.

The boss collected the money and asked Sun Wukong: "This tiger has not been trained. If you are afraid, I can pull out its teeth."

Jiang Liuer glanced at the bearded man resentfully, and Monkey King said, "No need, it won't hurt me."

The boss took a look at him, probably thinking that his appearance really didn't look like someone capable of subduing a wild beast, so he took the thickest rope, opened the iron cage, and first touched the tiger's head. .This is his most common action to appease the tiger.

Jiang Liu'er raised her mouth mischievously, and bit the chubby hand, causing the boss to shrink back immediately in fright.Then the boss was very angry and put the rope around Jiang Liu'er's neck very rudely, and then asked Monkey King to take it away.

A man walking down the street with a big cat is something that is destined to attract attention.Pedestrians on the road dodge one after another, but Sun Wukong walks without looking sideways, leisurely.

Sun Wukong guessed that he was hungry, so he bought two big cages of meat buns at a roadside steamed stuffed bun stall.

Wukong, you are a monk, how can you eat meat!Jiang Liu'er was thinking angrily while watching with greedy eyes.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong put two big cages of meat buns on the ground and said to him, "I've been hungry in the cage for a whole day, so I must be hungry. Now, eat."

Jiang Liu'er looked down at the white steamed stuffed bun, smelling the aroma, he wondered if he is a monk now, it doesn't matter if he can eat meat, right?

He looked up at Monkey King again, why didn't he eat it?He is no longer a monk...

"I can't eat meat. If that person finds out, he will probably let me go with a straight face!" Seeing this silly tiger looking at him, Monkey King actually thought he was asking himself why Don't eat, so he replied with this sentence.

When Jiang Liuer heard his words, her heart was already warmed.

The Great Sage is still reluctant to part with himself, and he probably still wants to return to his side and become a monk.Jiang Liu'er rubbed Monkey King's hand, then lowered her head and ate the meat buns.

"Why do I feel that you are not an ordinary beast? In fact, you are a goblin, right?" Sun Wukong guessed curiously, "But if you were a goblin, then I would know it, but you don't have any goblins now. gas……"

Jiang Liu'er gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun and looked up at him, speechless, then lowered her head to eat.

Monkey King said again: "I'm going back to my Huaguo Mountain, will you go back with me, or go back to your original place?"

Jiang Liu'er raised her head to look at him abruptly, just now she was touched that you didn't leave, so it was all a lie to come!

But Sun Wukong didn't look at him, as if he was talking to himself: "I promised him to escort people to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but he asked me to leave angrily because of a bone spirit..."

"..." Jiang Liu'er choked, it was her own fault, so she rubbed against Monkey King again to express comfort.

"I know he doesn't want me to leave." Sun Wukong touched Jiang Liu'er's head with his backhand, changed his tone, and continued talking to himself confidently: "Although I don't know the specific reason, I just know One of his little secrets, there seems to be a person beside him that even I can't see, it seems that every abnormal behavior of his is because of that person, what mission does he seem to be doing."

Jiang Liu'er is a tiger now, but he was also choked by the words of Monkey King.

Emma, ​​this has already been noticed by Monkey King?

"Hmph, he probably regrets it now, and now he is eagerly looking forward to my return."

No!Jiang Liuer retorted inwardly.

"But can I, Monkey King, greet him like this, come and go? I am not as good as he wished, and now I am going back to my Huaguo Mountain."

Strong-willed and strong-willed!Jiang Liu'er thought in her heart, but heard the last sentence:

"Unless he goes to Huaguo Mountain to pick me up in person."

"..." Dasheng, can you have some backbone?Jiang Liuer was speechless.

After eating the meat buns, Monkey King led Jiang Liuer out of the city.Can't think of a way now. , then I had no choice but to follow Monkey King.

They walked towards the gate of the city and saw a lot of people gathered in front of them, as if something big had happened.

When you get closer, you can't see anything around the crowd, but you can hear voices.

"Fathers, folks, kind people, our master has disappeared. If you see this person in the picture, please let me know!"

It seems to be the voice of Bajie...

Sun Wukong obviously heard it too, stopped and looked over there.Jiang Liu'er dragged him over there, hoping that Wukong and Bajie would meet up.

But he, the king of the mountain, couldn't see the people on the third floor and the third floor in the crowd, so he roared loudly, and the people turned their heads one after another, seeing a tiger behind them, and immediately ran away in fright.

Jiang Liu'er was finally able to see Bajie and the others... But after seeing the portrait in Bajie's hand, Jiang Liuer immediately turned around and walked towards the city gate.

What the hell, can Bajie and the others know how to draw? Can they hire an artist to paint?Now they are holding this painting, even if he has not turned into a tiger, no one will come out when they see it!

Know that smiling face?Yes, in the eyes of Bajie and the others, he looks like that!

Jiang Liuer thought as she walked, it was too shocking.

Sun Wukong didn't let go, just being dragged by him to move on.As for Zhu Bajie and the others, they were overjoyed to see the appearance of the big brother, and then they took all the things and followed.

"Big brother, big brother, master is gone." Xiao Bailong quickly followed up and said to Monkey King.

Monkey King grabbed the rope, and Jiang Liuer was forced to stop.

"You, a few, all of you, yes, trash." Sun Wukong said to the three of them word by word, very abusive.

Although the three were dissatisfied with such insults, after all, the facts were in front of them, and they really had no face to refute the senior brother's sarcastic words.

When I woke up early this morning, I didn't see Master's person. I was in a hurry when I saw a rather handsome man walking out of the back room.

The three of them froze for a moment, looked at each other, and felt sorry for that hideous monster.The next second they were thrown out the door together with their luggage and people, and the man laughed at them: "Thanks to your master, I can now look like this! You go! I promised my wife not They can kill people, even demons can’t.”

Only then did the three silly apprentices realize that this man is the yellow-robed monster!And the master disappeared must be because of him.

The three of them fought with him for a long time but failed to gain the upper hand. Only then did they know that this guy was acting from beginning to end yesterday.

The yellow-robed monster didn't want to waste time with them, so he told them impatiently, "Your master is serving delicious food and drinks in Baoxiang Kingdom, so there is no point in bothering you with me, so you should find him quickly." !"

There was nothing the three could do, so they had to pick up the luggage on the ground and come to Baoxiang Country in desperation, starting a journey to find the master.

Unexpectedly, the master has not been found yet, but luckily met a master with great powers, and now the master is easy to find.

Seeing that they were silent, Sun Wukong pointed at the tiger beside Qiao's feet and said to them, "Master has become like this, what can you say?"

The three were startled.

Jiang Liu'er also widened her eyes.

This... is it true that Sun Wukong is really powerful, and he bought him because he knew that he was actually Tang Seng?

Sun Wukong slapped the three of them on the head, and scolded: "You really believe it! No wonder Master disappeared!"

The three breathed a sigh of relief, and Yihu sighed

Monkey King asked them to lead the way back to find the monster to settle accounts. When they walked outside the city, Monkey King loosened the rope around Jiang Liu'er's neck and said to him: "You go, I won't go back to Huaguo Mountain, I'm going I went to find my master."

But your master is here, I am your master, Wukong!Jiang Liu'er quickly bit Sun Wukong's robe, not letting him leave her.

Nonsense, what if I was really left behind and caught by hunters again.

Sun Wukong frowned and looked down at him, "Let it go, I'm going to meet my master now, he won't agree to let you follow us."

Bajie knocked Jiang Liu'er on the head with iron palladium, and said bluntly: "Eldest brother asked me to drive it away, what kind of ghost tiger is this, so clingy, is it a sick cat?"

After speaking, Jiang Liu'er knocked hard again, and Jiang Liu'er was so painful that he quickly let go of the claws holding Monkey King's robe, stretched out a paw and rubbed his swollen head, and looked fiercely at Bajie.

Okay Bajie, wait until I turn back into a human body.

In the end, Jiang Liu'er was abandoned. , watching their figures drifting away, Jiang Liu'er looked around, then walked silently.In the grass, I found a place to hide for myself, then lay there, closed my eyes and fell asleep.

When he wakes up after sleeping, it is estimated that Sun Wukong and the others already know that he is Tang Seng.

I don't know how long he slept until he woke up again. , I stretched out my hand to look at it, and found that it was still a claw, a little disappointed.

Jiang Liu'er got up, intending to go outside to check the situation, but found that Monkey King was sitting in front of him!

He groaned and rushed over.Monkey King didn't know what he was thinking at this time, and he was thrown to the ground all of a sudden.

Jiang Liu'er stretched out her paw and patted Sun Wukong's face lightly, not understanding what happened to him.

Monkey King didn't resist and let him mess around.Jiang Liu'er is very strange looking at Sun Wukong like this. It is dusk now, so he has been away for a long time. They haven't asked the yellow-robed monster for clarification. Their master has turned into a tiger. And this tiger is him?

"Brother Tiger!" Sun Wukong said suddenly, he grabbed the paw that was going to rub his head, to prevent him from messing up his hairstyle.

"My master is no longer here. It is impossible for us to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures this time. Bajie and the others have already divided up their luggage and went back to their respective homes. As for me, I still plan to go back to my Huaguo Mountain. Do you want to follow me?" I'm going back?"

These words were like a bolt from the blue to Jiang Liuer!He froze for a long time and didn't know how to react.

He will be a tiger for the rest of his life, right?He kind of wants to cry.

Seeing that he didn't nod or respond, Sun Wukong suddenly pushed him away and sat up, holding Jiang Liuer's tiger head in one hand, and said in an unquestionable tone: "Why don't you want to? I bought you, you are mine Yes, you are willing if you are willing, and you have to be willing if you are not willing, you understand?"

Jiang Liu'er turned her head sadly, looking at his big apprentice with watery eyes.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly Monkey King lowered his head and laughed muffledly, his shoulders trembling.

Jiang Liu'er didn't understand what he was laughing at.

When Sun Wukong had laughed enough, he raised his head, looked at Jiang Liuer with a smirk and said, "Master, are you desperate now? I did it on purpose to let you taste what despair is."

Ah, why are you desperate? Are you desperate because I let you go?Jiang Liu'er was a little taken aback.

Then he reacted immediately!Monkey King already knows everything!

Jiang Liu'er was ecstatic, groaned again, and rushed over.

That's great, he knows that Sun Wukong has great powers!It's completely different from those three apprentices!

☆、43. The king asked me to patrol the mountain

On this day, the scorching sun was shining in the sky, and there was a sound of cicadas.At the entrance of the Lianhua Cave in Pingdingshan, the two little monsters guarding the gate are disturbed by the hot weather. In addition, it is really boring to guard the gate for a long time. After noon, the two are already going to sleep .

"Ahem——" There was a heavy coughing sound from behind, and the two of them, who were already overwhelmed, immediately stood up straight and stared straight ahead.

When the footsteps behind them went away, the two looked at each other tacitly, and found the meaning of "regret" in each other's eyes.

One of the two gatekeeper monsters is called Fine Ghost, and the other is called Smart Worm.They were originally the confidantes of the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King in the Lotus Cave, but because they were called by the two kings to drink and have a small gamble yesterday, they accidentally won the two kings. He was demoted from a confidant to a goalkeeper.

I've never seen such a vengeful king—it's obviously the king who told them not to be restrained, and let them play freely!Didn't it just win some money!If you are really so stingy, just give it to them, why demote them.

The two monsters couldn't say they were suffering, and they felt wronged.

But their lord is stingy, but it is easy to please them. As long as they do something that makes them happy, the left and right arms are still the two of them.

I heard that in a few days it will be the birthday of the mother of the two kings and foxes. These two kings still want to sing a few plays for their mother and have a "whole person feast".

Fine Ghost and Clever Worm thought about it, and thought about it, and came up with an earth-shattering method so that the two kings could make a special and unforgettable birthday party for their mother.

But before they could figure it out, they were kicked off by King Silver Horn to patrol the mountains.

Now that the sun is scorching, they are actually asked to go out to patrol the mountains?The two little monsters were full of anger, who in this hundreds of miles didn't know the names of their two great kings, and who thought it was too long to send them to their door to die?

The two wandered around for a while, planning to find a cool place to take a nap.

At this time, several figures appeared on the road in the distance.

The two looked at each other, and the person who sent the dead came.

"The person who came to die" was none other than Jiang Liuer, his mentor and his disciples.

Since Jiang Liu'er transformed back into a human form, he finally knew the happiness of being a human being, so he felt that he could no longer waste his time doing tasks.

Time travel is to experience a different life.So they ate and drank in Baoxiang Kingdom for several days.Bajie and his two juniors go out to eat and eat all day long. He thinks it's hot, so he stays in the inn all the time, eating the fruits brought to him by his big apprentice Sun Wukong, and talking to him about the past... This is a small life It was so satisfying - if the system hadn't reminded him, he would have almost forgotten that he was a monk going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

The short-lived dream was shattered, so Jiang Liu'er had no choice but to continue westward with his apprentices.

The system told him that the mission this time was to save those poor cannon fodder characters.

For example, what are the cannon fodder roles?Jiang Liuer asked.

The system said: "It's those who die as soon as they appear on the stage, and the Chi Yu who got hurt because of the contest between the protagonists."

Be careful!Jiang Liu'er continued to ask for advice.

The system said: "After a few days of comfortable life, you will have your brain picked out, right? You don't even understand the meaning of such an obvious thing, do you want to stay here for the rest of your life? With your big apprentice?"

Jiang Liu'er was furious: "If you talk about me, talk about me, why are you talking about my apprentice?"

"Anyway, I think you seem to have changed in the past few days. Wukong Wukong yells all day long, and you have to be fed when it's time to eat and drink." The system looked him up and down, with no deep meaning.

What he was talking about was that when Jiang Liuer was lying dead on the cool chair, Monkey King came in with a plate of washed purple grapes, which were big and plump. He wanted to eat, but Monkey King told him that he could not eat without washing his hands.

Jiang Liu'er was lazy, so he gave up the idea of ​​eating grapes.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong sat quietly peeling the grapes for a long time, then walked to Jiang Liuer and sat down, commanding him: "Open your mouth."

Jiang Liu'er let out an ah, opened his mouth, and ate a plate of grapes just like that.

At first, he didn't think there was any color, but when he bit the last grape and looked out the window contentedly, he saw the system sitting by the window, staring at them for an unknown amount of time.

At that moment, Jiang Liu'er felt that she had done something shameful...

In fact, it was true. After peeling a large plate of grapes, I didn't eat them all, and even delivered them to his mouth... This is really weird.But when Jiang Liuer secretly looked at Sun Wukong, he found that there was nothing wrong with him.

"Master, are you thirsty or tired? Why don't we take a break?"

Sun Wukong's words brought Jiang Liu'er back to reality. Before he could answer, Bajie said displeasedly: "Brother, you are really biased in asking this question, right? He has been sitting on the little white dragon, where is it?" Will you get tired? Why don't you care about us carrying luggage and carrying Master?"

Jiang Liu'er: "..."

Sun Wukong glanced at him, Monk Sha wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and answered: "Second senior brother, what are you talking about, our master is an ordinary mortal now, how can his physique compare with ours with only a few superb magic powers? What's more, it's not the first time senior brother has treated them differently."

"..." The previous words sounded okay, but why did they become more and more outrageous in the end?Jiang Liu'er was a little speechless, she thought Monk Sha was the most honest one, but she didn't expect that one day she would talk around the bush.

Ugh!

Jiang Liu'er didn't know at all whether it was better to turn into anger from embarrassment, or to keep silent and pretend that he didn't hear it.

Just when he was in trouble, two little monsters jumped out of the roadside.

I saw one of the two monsters shouted very imposingly: "Bold monster! How dare you barge into our territory without authorization!"

Hey, his apprentices have turned into human forms, okay?Now the only ones who can tell it's a monster at a glance are you two passers-by, okay?Can you show a line about not opening your eyes and talking nonsense.

When encountering such little guys blocking the way, Sun Wukong naturally wouldn't talk nonsense with them, and stepped forward with the golden cudgel without saying a word.

Jiang Liu'er thought that the task this time was not to let the cannon fodder die, so he quickly called Monkey King to stop him from being so impulsive.

He got off the horse by himself, walked to the front, reported his house number, and then "specially" introduced Monkey King and the others one by one.

"This is my little apprentice. He is the third prince of Xihai. This is my third and second apprentice. They used to be gods in the heaven. This is my big apprentice Sun Wukong. I heard that 500 years ago Qitian The thing about the great sage making troubles in the heavenly palace? He is the one who is invincible, even a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals can't do anything to him..."

Zhu Bajie muttered: "Master, you are really treating them differently. If you introduce us, you will be the second apprentice and the third apprentice without even giving us a name! Introduce us to the senior brother and even tell what happened 500 years ago!"

"..." Didn't he want the two little demons to know that they are very powerful and run for their lives!

But his good intentions were not taken seriously at all, and of course they all knew the deeds of Monkey King.But Clever Worm is a monster who likes to inquire about the affairs of the world, so he naturally knows the follow-up of the trouble in the Heavenly Palace.He laughed three times in the sky, looked at Monkey King with those small eyes, and said, "What's so great, isn't it suppressed for 500 years in the end? Let me tell you, if the two of us join forces, let alone suppress You guys have been there for 500 years, and there will be no problem for 5000 years!"

Monkey King said to Jiang Liuer: "Don't stop me this time."

Jiang Liu'er supported his forehead, "You can catch them first, so as not to hurt their lives."

With such an arrogant little monster, it is estimated that the gold and silver king is also a guy with a high heart and does not follow the routine, so it is estimated that the plot of Journey to the West he knows is useless. intelligence.

Sun Wukong nodded, and went forward with the golden cudgel to fight the two demons for a few rounds. The two demons did not rush, and one jumped far away, chanting, probably some spells or something. of.

Jiang Liu'er looked a little startled, there was something wrong with this situation, it was obviously Xiao Luo's appearance, why did he still pick up a few tricks when fighting against the Great Sage?

What the clever worm recited was the spell of "moving mountains and overwhelming seas", which was taught to him by the second king.As soon as the chanting came out, there was a strong wind, and the sky and the earth changed instantly. A Mount Sumeru flew from the horizon, and it arrived on Jiang Liuer's head in an instant.

"No, run!" Zhu Bajie lifted Jiang Liu'er's collar, and the three of them rushed away. If they didn't escape from this mountain in time, then they would be crushed for 5000 years, and they would be buried in the mountain forever. This mountain is down.

Seeing that they were about to escape, there was another mountain floating in front of them, no matter how much they flew, they couldn't escape.

Zhu Bajie let go of Jiang Liuer, desperate: "It's all right now, we can only hug and die together."

The fine ghost was also very desperate, raised his head and cursed at his brother angrily: "I'm still down here! Are you going to bury me too?!"

The clever worm apologized quickly, stopping the two falling mountains, and the fine ghost stopped entangled with Sun Wukong. A puff of smoke passed, and he quickly escaped to the side of the clever ghost.

Monkey King didn't have time to chase him anymore. At this time, the two mountains fell down quickly again, so he had to fly towards Jiang Liuer and the others, and chanted a spell. Before the two mountains fell down, a golden bell rose from the ground Get up, quickly protect them, and then there is a loud bang, the ground under their feet shakes, and several people fly out.

Jiang Liu'er was also sent flying out by the impact. In the darkness, she felt someone hug her waist, and then landed slowly.

"Master, are you alright?"

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