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[The following is the obsessive preference of the stubborn author for one hundred questions]

1: What is your name?

Gu Jie (with an incredulous expression): Are you from an alien?Don't know me?

Lu Yang: ... His name is Gu Jie, the one who acted in the movie, and I'm Lu Yang.

Q: ... (scared)

2: What is your age?

Gu Jie: 28.

Lu Yang: I am 22.

3: What is your gender?

Gu Jie: ...

Lu Yang: (rolling his eyes) Of course we are both men!

Q: Yes yes yes... (shuddering)

4: What is your personality like?

Gu Jie: It's a little bit of face saving, and I don't talk much, but it's okay for him.

Lu Yang: I'm a little... arrogant?But there is only one thing, overall it is quite cheerful.

5: What about the character of the other party?

Gu Jie: He... is very upright and cute, but he is a little fussy.

Lu Yang: Responsible, loves to pretend to be stupid, and very doggy.

Q: (Why don’t I think he’s a dog…)

6: When did the two meet?Where?

Gu Jie: Last summer, on the set.

Lu Yang: Well, last summer, on the set.

7: What is your first impression of the other party?

Gu Jie: He is not tall, but he is quite good-looking. He looks young, but he is quite courageous.

Lu Yang: Handsome, quite aura, looks very warm, but very hypocritical.

Q: ...It seems that it is not very harmonious.

8: What do you like about each other?

Gu Jie: I like them all.

Lu Yang: ...He has said so, if I single out one point, will it seem that I am quite stingy?

9: What do you hate about each other?

Gu Jie: It's so attractive, it always makes me worry.

Lu Yang: He loves to surprise me so much, so... I feel like I can't do anything for him.

Q: ...Just as long as you are happy.

10: Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Gu Jie: What kind of problem is this?

Lu Yang: ...

11: What do you call each other?

Gu Jie: Lulu.Occasionally call him a little fool, baby, and so on.

Lu Yang: Just...Gu Jie...

12: What do you want the other party to call you?

Gu Jie: (covering his face and chuckling) Husband.

Lu Yang: (blushing)...my baby...this kind of...

13: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Gu Jie: The cat has a little temper, but is very cute, just like my Gulu.

Lu Yang: ...Tiger?I have never thought about this problem!

14: If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

Gu Jie: Anything is fine, as long as it is something he likes.

Lu Yang: Ties, watches, things like that, I think they match his temperament very well.

15: What gift do you want?

Gu Jie: Me?I just want him.

Lu Yang: ...I want you to shut up.

16: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Gu Jie: He is always embarrassed. I usually tease him and kiss him, but he immediately blushes and wants to run away, and on the bed, he always covers his face embarrassingly.

Q: Why did you suddenly drive...

Lu Yang: ...I don't seem to have any dissatisfaction with him other than being too blunt.

17: What is your problem?

Gu Jie: ...a bit machismo.

Lu Yang: I'm just... thin-skinned.Some words can't be said, which may make him feel uneasy in many cases...even though he doesn't say it.

18: What's wrong with the other party?

Gu Jie: As I said, he is always embarrassed.Didn't you ask me the same question just now?

Lu Yang: ...

Q: (Surrender) ...my fault, I reflect.

19: What did you do that made the other person feel uncomfortable?

Gu Jie: (pretending to think) Force him to beg for mercy on the bed?But I think he seems to be enjoying it.

Lu Yang: Enjoy you ghost!

20: What did the other person do that made you feel uncomfortable?

Gu Jie: Leaving without saying goodbye, getting too close to someone...

Lu Yang: Talk to Ye Shu, I really can't stand this.

Gu Jie:? ?When did I speak to her? ?

Lu Yang: You just have it!

Q:  …

21: How far is your relationship?

Gu Jie: Even asked for marriage, what do you think?

Lu Yang: Hmm... (looks down) Although I don't wear a ring.

22: Where did the two of you have their first date?

Gu Jie: The first date...it should be the time to give white roses, at home.

Lu Yang: Well, at his house.

23: How was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

Gu Jie: Does that need to be said?He was crying!

Lu Yang: (blushing)...It's quite romantic.

24: How far has it progressed?

Gu Jie: I did everything I needed to do except not getting on the bed.

Lu Yang: How did you say such things calmly? ? ?

25: Where do you often date?

Gu Jie: At home, even if you ask him out, he dare not go.

Lu Yang: Because you will be recognized!

26: What will you do to prepare for the other party's birthday?

Gu Jie: Take him out to play, European towns or island cities, as long as he likes any place.

Lu Yang: Now I still want to make some things for him...like chocolate.

27: Which party confessed first?

Gu Jie: Me.

Lu Yang: ...It's him.

28: How much do you like each other?

Gu Jie: (Of course) I don't want anything for him.

Lu Yang: That's right, his mind is full of his... kind. (cover face)

29: So, do you love each other?

Gu Jie:? ? ? (Turns to look at Lu Yang)

Lu Yang: Are you talking nonsense? ? ?

Q:  …

30: What do you do if your date is more than an hour late?

Gu Jie: Wait, if I leave, he will be furious. (counseling)

Lu Yang: Of course I have to call him, a series of deadly calls.

31: Who do you think is your rival in love?

Gu Jie: (stretches out his hand and starts counting) Too many...

Lu Yang: His Weibo fans are so many... Oh, more than 2000 million, more than 2000 million rivals. (indifferent face)

Gu Jie: ...

32: What does the other party say that makes you feel useless?

Gu Jie: "It's nothing...anything is fine."

Lu Yang: "How many times do you want me to tell you?"

33: What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Gu Jie: First deal with the one outside, and then come back and deal with him.

Lu Yang: Solve me? ? ?

Gu Jie: No, you heard it wrong, I mean solve him. (points to host)

Q: What did I do wrong...

34: Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Gu Jie: Are you kidding me? (coughs unnaturally) But, as long as he is willing to come back, it's not unacceptable to me...

Lu Yang: (somewhat lonely) Maybe I can forgive you.

35: Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Gu Jie: Clavicle.

Lu Yang: Hand.

36: What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Gu Jie: Why should I tell you this kind of thing?

Lu Yang: (rolling eyes) I don't want it either!

Q: Does anyone care about this...

37: What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Gu Jie: When he hugged me and called me husband.

Lu Yang: How can there be such a time! (falls) I...that's when he hugged me shamelessly and said he liked me.

38: Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Gu Jie: No.Be good at it, but don't want to lie to him.

Lu Yang: Actually, I have lied before... But I am really bad at lying, and he sees it every time.

39: When do you feel the happiest?

Gu Jie: When I feel that he is relying on me.

Lu Yang: Hmm... (whispers) Actually, being by his side is very happy.

40: Have you ever had a fight?

Gu Jie: There are too many small fights.

Lu Yang: It seems that we seldom really quarrel... But when we first met, we almost started fighting.

41: What kind of quarrels are they?

Gu Jie: When we first met, we deliberately found fault. After we got together, we quarreled because of some misunderstandings.

Lu Yang: Well, there were still many misunderstandings later.

42: How to reconcile afterwards?

Gu Jie: I'm going to ask for peace, just let it go.

Lu Yang: We rarely quarrel.

43: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Gu Jie: Of course, it would be even better if I could not be with him as a celebrity.

Lu Yang: Yes!

44: When did you feel that you were loved?

Gu Jie: I feel it all the time.If I had to say it, it was the time when he had a high fever. He was so confused that he was still looking for me. That was the time when he felt the deepest.

Lu Yang: Most of the time...he is actually quite used to me.

45: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Gu Jie: (with confidence) Of course.

Lu Yang: Probably.

Gu Jie:? ? ?What should it be? ? ?

Lu Yang: If you don't cheat. (Smile)

Gu Jie: I think you are more dangerous, right?

Q: How about you fight first...

46: What do you think is the expression of love?

Gu Jie: Buy him everything he likes, try to give him a sense of security, and prevent him from being wronged.

Lu Yang: Maybe I... just think about him, and help him take care of trivial things.I also want to take care of him, but I always seem to be the one who takes care of him.

47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Gu Jie: No... right?

Lu Yang: Well...Actually, even if I have something to hide from him, he can still see it.

48: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Gu Jie:? ? ?Why feel inferior.

Lu Yang: Probably because he is a big star... (whispers) I sometimes feel in my heart that I am not good enough for him.

49: Is the relationship between the two people public or secret?

Gu Jie: (helplessly) Secretly.

Lu Yang: Well, (laughs) life forces us to.

50: When did you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore...?

Gu Jie: Your question... deliberately provoke our relationship?

Lu Yang: That's when he was talking to Ye Shu! (roll eyes)

Gu Jie: No, how can I have...

Q: Okay, just explain, don't do anything... Hey, don't, don't, don't hit me, I'm innocent!

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Intermission, as the guests are busy beating up the host.

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