blue face disaster

Life in a small shabby house is a joy, and there are endless stories to listen to every night, so we are not obsessed with rushing to reincarnation, activities in the shabby house every day at night, and sleep late during the day. good.

The 18 of us expressed the most emotion that life is too plain and smooth.

Everyday life is exactly the same, sleeping, eating, chatting, listening to stories.Everyone is really a little impatient with such a cookie-cutter life.

Someone suggested: "How about going on an adventure?"

"What risk are you taking? Have you lived enough?" the elder brother squinted at him and cursed.

"He's already dead!" He looked at his elder brother's sharp gaze, and said weakly, "...All right."

"Oh! It's really boring."

"Yeah! I'm so bored that I want to reincarnate."

We have stayed in this barren land for no less than a hundred years, and have never left this forest. At most, we went to the creek at the end of the forest to steal some spiritual water to drink.

The fourth brother rushed into the door like crazy, panting and said: "There is a fetish over the Lingshui River, it can emit light, and it also attracts many ghosts and ghosts to visit, do you want to join in the fun?"

We all looked at the fourth brother dumbfounded.

The fourth brother was silent for a while, blinked, and said cautiously: "...as if I didn't say anything..."

We said in unison: "Go!!!"

Once in a thousand years, a good thing that is not boring, how can it be done if you don't join in the fun?

We floated to the bank of Lingshui River in a mighty manner, but found that the place had long been besieged and impenetrable.

Uh....

"This seems to be an ancient fetish!" a green-haired monster said hoarsely.

"Yeah, it looks very powerful." The black mountain old demon nodded deeply while stroking his beard.

My fourteenth brother and I love to join in the fun, and after exhausting all our efforts, we finally squeezed into the front row. I looked at the light in the crystal-clear water, and it became brighter and more satisfying.

"Since it's a treasure, why didn't anyone come to snatch it, instead everyone gathered around to watch the fun?" I murmured to myself suspiciously.

A kind-hearted monster next to him has a blue face and fangs, but he has a kind heart. He said: "Hey! It's not because this treasure can kill monsters. If anyone gets close to it, it will seriously injure us, and it will directly kill us. You Say, do you want such a rose with thorns?"

"That's right, that's right, ah!" Another person sighed, "That's what happened to all the monsters who approached the treasure just now."

A little demon with low morality suddenly fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and his upper body turned into pus, everyone went to help him, and listened to everyone's comments, it turned out that the little demon had just cultivated a monster shape, his morality was extremely shallow, and he was not at all. Can't resist the spiritual power of this fairy treasure.

A respected old demon said: "Let's go away, everyone, this is an ominous thing! It seems to be a magic weapon to subdue demons, flowing down the upstream river to this place. Its faint light is enough to kill us, why don't we stay here and wait?" Can you die?"

Already, more monsters couldn't hold on and left here one after another.Compared with the thirst for treasures, it seems that everyone chooses to save their lives first.

If you keep the green hills, you are not afraid of having no firewood.

I glanced at the fourteenth brother next to me, but was surprised: "fourteenth brother, what's wrong with your head? It's going to melt!"

Brother Fourteen supported his head with his hands, and said with a grim face: "Xiao Shiba, why do you seem to be fine?"

It's strange to say, why don't I feel any tingling or burning sensation from this treasure, not only does it not hurt, but even feels warm and natural, I really want to get close to this treasure.

It's just that if I go up to get the treasure under the watchful eyes of everyone, wouldn't it be just arousing jealousy, and if the treasure suddenly becomes unkind to me, wouldn't I immediately lose my life as a kid?

Now, those watching the excitement and those who want to get their treasures are almost gone. I can't help but float up, and when I look closely, it turns out to be a fan.

"Eighteen...dangerous..." Fourteenth brother couldn't take care of himself, but was dumbfounded by what he saw.

I'm short of a fan, it's really hot in summer, I never thought ghosts would be afraid of heat!

It's not that there are no fans in the small dilapidated house, but most of them are damaged and broken, so they won't last long.

I picked up the jade fan from the water and shook it twice, hey, it’s not bad, the cool breeze is well received!

"Eighteen...Are you a ghost???" Brother Fourteen kept asking me on the way there.

I found that this jade fan was held in my hand, and it would no longer emit any scorching light, and it was quite effective for him to enjoy the cooling fan.

I picked up a bargain and acted like a good boy, giggling and saying, "I'm not a ghost, I'm a god. Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Fourteenth Brother glared at me and said timidly, "Let me see this baby."

I wanted to throw the jade fan to him, but he hurriedly beckoned and said no, thinking that the fear that was almost melted in the head just now still remained.

I smiled strangely, unfolded the jade fan, and showed him carefully.

"Eighteen, you are about to develop." Fourteenth brother said righteously.

I blinked my eyes and asked, "Why did you say that?"

He said: "This jade fan looks quite famous. You see, the paintings on the fan are all paintings of heavenly palaces, full of brilliance. How can it look like an ordinary fairy?"

I wondered: "How do you know that the painting above is from Tiangong?"

He gave me a white look: "You are blind, there are two words Tiangong written on it!"

You may not believe it, but I am an illiterate and blind person.

Since I went to the underworld and found that I have no past life memory and cannot be reincarnated, I discovered another tragic reality is that I can't read!

Therefore, I don’t bother to look through the broken books in the small shabby house. The third brother taught me how to read, but my brain is really stupid, I can’t remember it no matter what, and I’m very playful. Also get used to illiteracy.

I nodded meaningfully: "So, that's true!"

"Hey! The two brats in front who don't know how to live or die, hand over the treasure." A thunderclap sounded like thunder.

I turned around and saw that it was a monster that was so hideous and ugly that I wanted to kill it.

After all, he was a little brash, and said without shame: "I discovered this treasure first, so you have to return it to me."

I frivolously frowned: "There are too many people who saw the baby just now. Can you alone see it before me? This is a broken fan. I'll take it to cool off and fan the wind. You want to grab it too?"

"I saw it just now. You stole the treasure while everyone was away." He hummed.

"Hey! What is stealing? Keep your mouth clean." Although Brother Fourteen's eyes were empty, his mouth showed no mercy for that ugly monster.

He sneered and said: "Two lonely ghosts, do you want to ascend to the immortals? Hand over the treasure and spare your lives."

"I'm not, I get this treasure first and it's mine." I said arrogantly, it's not easy to find a good fan to enjoy the cool air!If you said I would give it if you wanted it, wouldn't it make me lose face.

Seeing that I refused to give it, he jumped up and grabbed me with his claws.

"Are you sick?" It's all right for him to be ugly, but he also has such a vicious heart. I'm a brat, and he bullies me too!I was very upset and furious, I closed the jade fan and wanted to fight him, but I couldn't help but point the jade fan at him like a sword.

A strong light flashed, and the monster died unexpectedly.

.....

......

"Brother Fourteen, what...what's going on?" I asked tremblingly, "Did I kill a demon??"

He nodded in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice, "It's true..."

My little Shiba has always been a good ghost who abides by the law. If the King of Hell does not accept me, I will live a peaceful life in the wilderness. I never thought of doing such an outrageous thing.

My fourteenth brother and I fled back to our base camp - the small broken house in desperation.

"Xiao Shiba, I'm afraid you're really going to get yourself into trouble." After listening to the ins and outs of what I just told him, the eldest brother frowned and sighed.

I panicked, threw the fan on the ground, and spat: "This unlucky thing, don't worry about it!" After that, I knelt down in front of my elder brother and said, "Brother, help me!"

He comforted: "The matter has come to this, you can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor."

I widened my eyes and said, "Is there any way to save it?"

He said: "It seems that this fan has chosen you to be its master, but you can't shake it off."

???

Ah!

I cried with snot and tears, "No, I don't want this broom star!"

He shook his head and said with a slight smile: "Xiao Shiba, go and pick up the fan, or I will die if I don't pick it up."

I stopped crying and took a closer look, and the fan started to glow strangely again.

I hurried to pick up the fan, and said sadly: "What should I do?"

"It may not be a bad thing." The third brother broke through the door and walked in very elegantly, "Xiao Shiba, I have read in ancient books that a certain Xingjun has a jade fan, which has earth-shaking spiritual power. Maybe this It's that fan."

"Ah..." I cried even more miserably.

It seems that I really stole!

Stealing Mr. Xing's fan, do I, a miserable brat, still want to mess around?

"That...Little Shiba, don't cry yet..." The third brother patted my head and said, "If you cry again, our little house will be in danger."

I paused again, but I heard continuous shouting and cursing outside the gate. There were countless animals flying in the sky. It is estimated that the gate was also full of demons and ghosts from all walks of life.

"It's all for this baby?" The elder brother said helplessly.

"I'll give it to them." I was furious and was about to throw it out.

The third brother held my arm: "No—"

"Since you are the owner of the jade fan, they must not be able to snatch it, so..."

"So, are you here for a one-on-one fight?" I said with a broken heart.

"No, it's a gang fight." The third brother wanted to cry but had no tears.

More than a dozen other brothers also entered the house one after another, and some complained: "Smelly Shiba, it's all your fault, I have to go get some treasure!"

"Now our place is finally not boring, it's so lively." Brother Six joked.

The third brother glanced at him, and the sixth brother fell silent.

"Hey! Don't blame Shiba either. This jade fan chose him as its master, which is not something that can be expected."

"Yeah, yeah, little Shiba, you wounded them all like you killed that ugly monster, you are a bully here!" Brother Fourteen proudly threatened.

Although the fourteenth brother can read, but his education level is not high, he likes to be arty and use words indiscriminately, what is a bully! ?