blue face disaster

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I am a wild ghost from the old forest of Heishan, thirty miles outside Fengdu City, Yuzhou.My mind is a little unclear.For example, I have forgotten how I died, and who was it before I was alive?

Black and white impermanence lured me to Fengdu, and brought me to Lord Yan Wang, who unexpectedly refused to accept me as a brat. I tried my best to defend myself, expressing my desire to be reincarnated.

The king of Hades said that I cannot be found in the world, and my name is not listed in the book of life and death, so I cannot be reincarnated casually, nor can I be accepted into the underworld casually.

I heard that drinking Mengpo soup can make me forget my previous life, but I have already forgotten it. In order to save a bowl of Mengpo soup for the underworld, I said: "The villain is a cheap little ghost, Lord Yan let me reincarnate. "

Lord Yan was very strict, and said angrily: "You foolish brat, I don't know your surname. There are many people who died unjustly and in battle these days. If you don't pay attention, you will mess up the life and death book. You don't want to add trouble."

Before I could continue my argument, I was thrown out of Fengdu City by Black and White Impermanence.

After I pestered him in every possible way, Bai Wuchang finally said kindly: "Little ghost, go back to the world to find your own memory and see who you are. Can't you be reincarnated?"

I nodded, too.

But within thirty miles, I was hungry.

These days, even little ghosts can be hungry?

He must have starved to death in his previous life.

Coincidentally, there is a dilapidated house right in front of you, and after entering the house, you find that everyone is a ghost.

Men and women, old and young, all warmly welcomed me, and the most important thing was that they invited me to eat delicious spices and ghost food.

It turned out that they were all homeless souls of Wuyi who would not even be taken by the underworld, and they all made their homes here.

This is great, I have found a companion, I have a stable life, what memories are I looking for, I didn’t insist on going to reincarnation, the little life here is so nourishing, I sleep every day during the day, and have ghost friends at night They sang songs, went out at night, and told stories, but they also enjoyed it.

It's just that something always feels missing.

what is itEvery time it hits my heart, it is fleeting.

—————Lovely dividing line—————

My general father didn't even bother to find a reason to punish his 16-year-old eldest son to study the art of war at home, what can I do?

Do it then!

Jinling Xiaoxiaosheng's book is said to have a new edition on the market. If I change the cover of the book of war, I will enjoy the joy of "book of war".

squeak-

I hurriedly hid the book under the military book, only to find that it was not the stern and frightening old man.

Hi, false alarm.

It was the prince.

This kid is very crazy, he came to me every three days, he was afraid that he would feel bad in front of my father, and now he came secretly.

"You have improved a lot recently, have you learned how to climb over walls and enter houses?" I absently sorted out the military documents before the case, and turned around to see him lying lazily on the window in loose plain clothes. The hair flutters, the eyes flutter, and there are all kinds of styles.

This enchanting and charming man!

But those peach blossom eyes are still looking at you, and your heart is chilling. If I hadn't seen it since I was a child, I'm afraid I would throw myself in my arms immediately.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has always been open-minded and unruly in front of me. We have always been called brothers, so it is not unusual for him to behave like this.

He leaned on his head with half an arm, and blinked lightly, as if peach blossoms were in full bloom, the spring breeze blew past, and the garden outside was full of sex, and now it was poured into the study.

He glanced at my book, just smiled meaningfully, and said nothing.

"Huahua, I've been very busy with government affairs these few days. I don't see you every day, and I always feel that something is missing. I just feel that three autumns have passed. Have you ever thought this way?"

Whenever he calls me Huahua, nothing good will happen.It just sounds creepy to me.

When I was seven years old, I met Jiang Yan for the first time. This boy also said that I was born beautiful and seductive, but unfortunately I was born as a man. Otherwise, I will succeed the emperor and marry me when I grow up. Is it okay?Even if he is Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, I am not Chen Ajiao!

I admit that I look good-looking, why do you dislike me as a boy, I am also very desperate, who told me to wear a boy by accident.

Jiang Yan is the prince of this dynasty. He has enjoyed all the glory and wealth since he was a child. He is not as lucky as me.But he always lowered his posture in front of me and played with me, and we became buddies over time.

When I saw it for the first time, I was walking in the garden and saw that the peony was blooming very well, and the dew had not yet evaporated, so I couldn't help but chant, the dew between the rich and noble flowers in the world, and the fame and fame on paper are retting on the water.

I don't know when a little boy came out of the flowers. Although he was small, he had the air of a king. I knew at a glance that this was the good apprentice of the prince who taught the art of war and martial arts that my father often talked about.

I bowed to him, and he said plainly, "Your feelings of wealth and wealth in the world are not like the words of a seven or eight-year-old child." He said without losing the air of a king.

There was no emotional ups and downs at all, and there was no embarrassment at first sight. It was like words between old friends who had known each other for a long time.

He went on to say, "I appreciate your words very much." He stood with his hands behind his back, burning the peony flowers, and the rich and noble flower kings in the world paled in front of him.

Although his face is a little cold, but he has such a face at a young age, won't he be a monster in the future?

I was fascinated by it, and I started to tsk-tsk in my mouth. The arrogant prince in front of me always wondered what I was doing.

The truth is, the nympho little prince almost forgot that he is also a son, and a good-looking son.

I saw the expression on the little prince's face, it became more and more weird, and I broke my smile. I am not afraid of anything, so what should I be afraid of if I am disrespectful to the prince.

In the worst case, my head will be cut off, and if I die, I may travel back to modern times.

But he explained to me what it means to lose a child's temper. A handsome man is also handsome when he loses his temper. With his slightly heroic sword eyebrows, he was slightly angry, but asked: "What are you laughing at?"

What am I laughing at?Naturally, I am happy to laugh that I have good eyesight, and I will have the opportunity to see you, a beautiful young man on the street, in the future.

"My minister sees that the crown prince has the air of a king, and his words and demeanor are correct. It's a pity that our court will surely achieve a great cause." I said righteously.

"I think you are laughing that I am not as good-looking as this peanut!"

ha?

What did I hear?

The promised dignified, upright and generous prince is actually a narcissist, although he has the capital of narcissism, why not?He was joking with me, so I followed his words and said, "I think that the crown prince should be the king of peonies. He can be the king of peonies without losing his splendor, and he can be his home in the world."

I am so intoxicated by my literary talent, I feel very proud of myself.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly said: "This is not a peony, you can see clearly, it is a peony."

What he said was very serious, very serious to shatter my dream of being proud of the spring breeze.

I was embarrassed all over, I forced a smile, my face turned red with embarrassment and awkwardness, I am still a little child prodigy, I can't even tell the difference between peonies and peonies, and I pretend to be very ugly in front of the prince. I'm really ashamed of how powerful I am.

After a long time, I finally found a place to go down, "What His Royal Highness said is very true. It's just that the world of flowers and flowers has no name at all. It's like your name and mine. It's just a title, so there's no need to worry too much about it."

I can't even convince myself of this, I really want to slip away, but I heard that he is my father's apprentice, and I won't see him when I look up and down, my father will let me see him, I still have to pester him.

But he got closer to me, and he was proficient at a young age to smile evilly, "Really? I see that you look very similar to that peony, so I might as well call you Xiaohua!"

Little, little flower?

No matter how difficult it is for me to justify at this time, I had no choice but to cut through the mess quickly and answer directly, "Not good!!"

It's a pity, you have no jokes, this little prince is indeed an emperor, and also a future emperor. He is decisive, decisive, and will bite people back. "Zuo is just a title."

.....

.....

I finally know what it means to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot.

Therefore, I still want to cater to the prince, "Your Highness, the prince taught you the lesson, and you taught us the lesson!"

From then on, whenever he was free, he used my name to make fun of me, and even said that if I wanted to go out and fool around with him, I should have a surname, for example: Hua.

The past is too much to think about, I looked at the person in front of me who never drafted lies, and thought about his words carefully, but I didn't think it was a little funny.

He is very mature and pampered and said these love words seriously. Fortunately, I have been tortured by him for so many years, and I am used to it. I often become a target for him to practice love words, so that he can go out and hook up with beautiful girls. It's a pity I'm a man, so I can't enjoy his love talk anymore.

"Naturally, the feeling of thinking about you is like a torrent of river water flowing into the sea, without end." I echoed his love words, and casually said some tingling love words.

With a smile on his lips, he continued: "I just don't know, but the prince has handled his official duties today?" This sentence was taken for nothing by me, that kid is a real child prodigy, 16 years old, both civil and military. If he also takes the imperial examination, I'm afraid It is to win the double lottery, I am really envious of others.

"A Si, you are joking. I am afraid that when you fail to complete your homework and get scolded, it is several times more difficult than when I fail to complete official duties."

Pfft~ boring person, he remembers me who did not finish my homework on purpose in order to restrain my edge and not show the intelligence that a modern person should have.

"It's okay not to mention the past." I laughed dryly.

He casually threw me a bundle, waved his fan casually and said, "You change into these clothes, we have a good place to go today."

I changed my upper body several times, five times and two times, and I can't laugh or cry. This peach red outer shirt is also very interesting to wear on my son. I look extraordinarily alluring in the bronze mirror. The clothes ruined me who should have been white. The spotless young master now looks like a dandy.

"It's so beautiful to wear with you!" He talked and laughed happily, and said lightly.

This young master only knows that this young master is beautiful when he comes, and has nothing to do with fancy clothes.I said: "Your Highness has a good eye, this dress is really beautiful."

He gracefully closed his fan and tapped on my shoulder, "A Si, if I remember correctly, you are 15 years old now, and a girl is also at the age of [-], now you should taste the love of the wind and the moon." thing."

What?

The spring breeze is too strong, the spring spirit is too strong, his words melted into the spring breeze, I just pretended not to hear it, my heart is full of mixed feelings, does he mean that I should accompany him?

brothel?

and also

Why do you compare me with a woman? Anyway, I can be regarded as a son and a man. It's really embarrassing for him to make such a comparison!

"The place where Fengyuewasi is really not a place for His Highness to go", I am fighting for the last chance for myself, if I want a woman to make fun of a group of women, I might as well die.

Most importantly, as a woman, it's really inappropriate for me to watch those sex scenes.Furthermore, if I take the prince to the Land of Fengyue, neither the father nor the emperor will spare me.

Jiang Yan curled his lips into a smile, "Why are you twitching now, I only know that there is no place where you Liu Siming dare not go."

That's right, since I was a child, I have been fooling around with the prince in various ways, and I have gone into the emperor's old man's study room to peek at the erotic palace. What are you afraid of?

However, Mr. Wang Guozhen also said that looking at the sea and going out to the sea are two different realms. To see the sea is to give the eyes to the sea, and to go to the sea is to give the body to the sea. Now I want to give my body to Huahai. It always requires more psychological endurance than looking at the sea of ​​flowers.

And now the most important problem to be solved is, how can my daughter join the sea of ​​flowers?

there's always a solution to any problem.

Believe that when there is a road, there will be a road, and when it should be straight, it will be straight.

You can't lose to Jiang Yan when you encounter Fengyue for the first time.Who is not frivolous when young, I am half a teenager now, I dedicated my youth to education in my previous life, now I should enjoy it and be frivolous for a while.

I gritted my teeth, did not show any emotion, and laughed, "Brother Yan misunderstood, Siming is only thinking about your future, since you are so happy and don't mind, I will naturally go with you."

As soon as the words fell, before I could react, this kid used lightness kung fu to take me out of the general's mansion. Kungfu is so capricious, right?We went out through the back door, sneaky on the surface, but in our hearts we swaggered towards the most romantic place in the capital.

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