The days when I was pitted with the president
Chapter 38 Yuchi Sufufu's God-level Face Slap
Xiao Xiaoxiao stretched out her tail on the spot, because she was so distracted by Kevin's words.
Kevin leaned his upper body back slightly, glanced sideways, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed and elbowed him, and sent a small window message: "The avatar crashes five times and needs to do a dungeon mission."
"I know, there is one more chance."
Xiao Xiaoxiao really has nothing to say, except for the word "convinced".
The mattresses and furniture in the bedroom have been replaced with a new batch. These things should also need to be stocked in large quantities in the Bai family, just like the big towels that can be seen everywhere.
What is particularly eye-catching is that the four-piece suit on the bed has been replaced with the traditional color of great joy, with patterns of mandarin ducks, amphibians and butterflies embroidered on it. It's air-dried, and the glass heart probably shattered into slag when these things were replaced.
It's a pity that the system no longer increases points for abused scumbags, and Mo Feng was abused so innocently...
"Do you want to try the scumbag task again today?" Kevin stared at the gorgeous four-piece wedding room with a thoughtful expression on his face.
"Ah? No need, Mo Feng was tortured badly during dinner, and the system didn't increase the points at all." Xiao Xiaoxiao thought about it when she and Kevin "shared the same bed" on the first day, but after so many days The system task, it turns out that it is really unnecessary.
Kevin thought for a second, and then said again: "But in the eyes of others, we are newlyweds. If we don't make some moves at night, the character design will collapse. I have collapsed the character design four times now."
"..." Kevin's thinking is always very quick, and what he says is very reasonable, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed, and said, "But the time we sneaked out in the afternoon has been... like that gone."
Kevin unbuttoned the cuff buttons slowly, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao word by word and said slowly: "You are too disrespectful to the role of Yuchi Gong by saying that."
"..." Is it really because of this?Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't dare to doubt Kevin, and he couldn't ask.
What Kevin said about making some moves was nothing more than putting on a quilt for pure acting. The movement was made by Kevin doing push-ups. Xiao Xiaoxiao called out twice because Kevin was licking his tail. He privately thought that Kevin was actually Just interested in his tail...
After 10 minutes, Xiao Xiaoxiao lifted the quilt and took a long breath: "It's alright."
"No, this is not enough to respect Yuchi Gong's role." Kevin put the quilt back on again.
However, Xiao Xiaoxiao's tail has already retracted, and this ability to shrink freely made Kevin wrinkle a melancholy word "king"...
The next day, the Bai family suddenly had many more bodyguards in black. It was Situ who sent people to deliver guns/arms/ammunition/medicine. Full of sincerity.
As a local tyrant, the Bai family has complete entertainment facilities in various places, and it is appropriate to just circle a place on the grassland for a shooting range or something.
Now, the people standing on the shooting range are Situ and two freshly baked apprentices Xiao Xiaoxiao and Su Yibai, because the routine Xiao Xiaoxiao threw out yesterday was "I didn't want to delay Yuchi's old work, so I learned to shoot with Situ." Therefore, Kevin has to do the 'business' first, and then show up at the right time to slap Situ in the face.
Xiao Xiaoxiao was still very ashamed, especially when the middle of his body was being swept by the fanatical gazes of the supporting actors, Situ asked very considerately: "Is your body okay today? Do you want to sit down?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao was simply ashamed and embarrassed, thinking that Situ wasn't a two-dimensional straight man with a steel pipe?What kind of trouble is there to be so familiar with the unspeakable things between men and women.
"It's okay, I can do it to this level." Of course Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't deny that she and Kevin had sex in bed, so she could only accept the scene in shame.
"Beast!" Su Yibai held the gun in both hands and raised his hand, "Bang bang bang" he didn't know who to take as the target before venting his hatred.
Su Yibai also has such a setting...
Xiao Xiaoxiao raised her arm to wipe off the sweat, and the hand holding the gun was trembling. Situ stood behind him and held Xiao Xiaoxiao's gun and hand together.
Xiao Xiaoxiao's hands trembled even more, he dawdled for a long time and finally squeezed the trigger cruelly, and missed the target without any suspense, the recoil shook Xiao Xiaoxiao's body, and Situ almost half held his body steady.
"Susu!" Kevin's face was livid, staring straight at Situ and Xiao Xiaoxiao who were hugging each other.
Yuchi Lao Gong appeared at the right time... I happened to witness an ambiguous '□□', but Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that it was a bit early for the face-slapping Situ, they came to the shooting range less than 10 minutes...
"As a man, let me remind you that it's not conducive to emotional harmony to look at people so closely." Situ continued to maintain his chest-to-back posture with Xiao Xiaoxiao very winkingly, and greeted Yuchi Gong.
Kevin originally acted like he was jealous, but when Situ insulted him, he was overwhelmed with arrogance.
Su Yibai on the side also burst out laughing.
Not afraid of godlike opponents, as long as there are godlike assists, Xiao Xiaoxiao's heart moved, and the opportunity to slap her in the face came.
Kevin raised his right finger, and a black-clothed bodyguard brought up a black leather case, clicked the lock with both hands, and the case popped open, revealing guns/parts inside.
Kevin took off his jacket and threw it back, moved his fingers, and then skillfully assembled the parts, put the magazine on with a "click" and pulled down the safety, raised his arms straight, and sneered at Situ , the gun turned and hit the bullseye.
Being provoked openly, Situ's eyes turned cold, he took the gun from Xiao Xiaoxiao's hand, and shot it at the target.
In the red bull's-eye, the two bullet holes almost overlapped, and it was impossible to tell who made it.
The gunshot immediately made the two strong attackers tense up and started a contest without words.
Situ snorted, and fired another shot, directly passing through the bullet holes of the first two shots, leaving no bullets or bullet holes on the target.
"Baby, come here yet!" Kevin waved at Xiao Xiaoxiao, Xiao Xiaoxiao patted her ear twice, left Situ's side, and was pulled into his arms by Kevin: "Old Gong teaches you, I will let you Win Situ."
Xiao Xiaoxiao met Kevin's eyes, and then obediently was imprisoned by Kevin in front of her body, just like him and Situ in the same posture just now, this is about to slap her in the face.
Kevin held Xiao Xiaoxiao's hand to aim, put his cheek against his ear and whispered something, Xiao Xiaoxiao's cheeks were slightly flushed, and then the two fingers pulled the trigger together.
It is probably because Xiao Xiaoxiao and Kevin have become more and more tacit understanding, showing affection and so on. In fact, what Kevin whispered in Xiao Xiaoxiao's ear just now was "Don't shake, your hair is stuck in my nose".
As the king of lost souls, Xiao Xiaoxiao was hit by the recoil, and Kevin's hand was also deflected, and the shot went crooked.
"Are you two shooting or playing? Let alone win Situ, even I can't win." Su Yibai glanced at them angrily, and fired a shot with a "bang". That shot was closer to the bullseye.
"You guys come first this time?" Situ moved his fingers, and the penis twirled nimbly between his jaws.
"Susu, it's all because you were dishonest just now, don't be naughty this time." Kevin moved his body and stood completely behind Xiao Xiaoxiao, resting his chin on the top of his head to avoid being stuck in the nose by the hair.
There is nothing wrong with this show of affection...
Xiao Xiaoxiao gradually got used to the strength of the recoil, and after firing a shot, she consciously used a little strength to resist the upward movement of her arm, and the shot really hit the bull's-eye.
"Hit it!" Xiao Xiaoxiao's sense of accomplishment was overwhelming, and he didn't need to pretend at all. He looked back at Kevin happily.
"You're awesome!" Kevin hugged Xiao Xiaoxiao twice in his arms.
They were still holding guns in their hands, Su Yibai and Situ kept bending over and nervously dodging the turning muzzles of the guns, inexplicably kind of whack-a-mole, looked very funny and relieved their anger.
Although Situ and Su Yibai were taken aback by their opponent's nonsensical actions, they quickly recovered and shot one after another, as if they were serious about the game.
Kevin threw the gun to the bodyguard, put on his clothes and walked away, his temperament was no different from that of "putting on his pants and denying his account".
"Old Gong, wait for me!" Xiao Xiaoxiao uploaded the video, and immediately ran after Kevin's footsteps. It was too difficult for him to deal with two villains alone.
Only Situ and Su Yibai were left speechless on the shooting range, and the scene was very bleak...
It was a short distance from the shooting range to the Baijia villa. Kevin slowly slowed down and raised his hand to make a gesture. The black-clothed bodyguards behind him immediately retreated in a well-trained manner.
Xiao Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes a few times, and quickly walked a few steps to follow.
"Video uploaded?" Kevin asked.
"Hmm." Xiao Xiaoxiao asked after thinking for a while, "Have you really played with guns?"
"The Yuchi Palace set by the system has various skills, but I really don't have this one."
"Oh? Are there any other skills?" Xiao Xiaoxiao stroked her hair, and suddenly realized that she had the flaw of not being able to chat.
"Are you asking Yuchi Palace or me?" Kevin glanced at him with a sideways smile and asked back.
"I also--"
At this moment, a series of roars of car motors came from far to near, and a dozen black commercial vehicles drove up to them in an instant, surrounding them tightly.
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face changed, and she grabbed Kevin's cuff nervously. This low-key and luxurious car team made him think of someone instantly.
The enclosed car door opened, and all black-clothed bodyguards came down from above. Immediately afterwards, the black-clothed bodyguards stood by and separated to make way for a passage.
Zhuo Ling walked slowly wrapped in a black windbreaker, his body under the clothes was so thin that he almost collapsed when the wind blew, his lips were tightly pursed, and he looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao speechlessly.
pill!The ultimate blackened character in this system has come to act as a demon again!
Kevin leaned his upper body back slightly, glanced sideways, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed and elbowed him, and sent a small window message: "The avatar crashes five times and needs to do a dungeon mission."
"I know, there is one more chance."
Xiao Xiaoxiao really has nothing to say, except for the word "convinced".
The mattresses and furniture in the bedroom have been replaced with a new batch. These things should also need to be stocked in large quantities in the Bai family, just like the big towels that can be seen everywhere.
What is particularly eye-catching is that the four-piece suit on the bed has been replaced with the traditional color of great joy, with patterns of mandarin ducks, amphibians and butterflies embroidered on it. It's air-dried, and the glass heart probably shattered into slag when these things were replaced.
It's a pity that the system no longer increases points for abused scumbags, and Mo Feng was abused so innocently...
"Do you want to try the scumbag task again today?" Kevin stared at the gorgeous four-piece wedding room with a thoughtful expression on his face.
"Ah? No need, Mo Feng was tortured badly during dinner, and the system didn't increase the points at all." Xiao Xiaoxiao thought about it when she and Kevin "shared the same bed" on the first day, but after so many days The system task, it turns out that it is really unnecessary.
Kevin thought for a second, and then said again: "But in the eyes of others, we are newlyweds. If we don't make some moves at night, the character design will collapse. I have collapsed the character design four times now."
"..." Kevin's thinking is always very quick, and what he says is very reasonable, Xiao Xiaoxiao blushed, and said, "But the time we sneaked out in the afternoon has been... like that gone."
Kevin unbuttoned the cuff buttons slowly, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao word by word and said slowly: "You are too disrespectful to the role of Yuchi Gong by saying that."
"..." Is it really because of this?Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't dare to doubt Kevin, and he couldn't ask.
What Kevin said about making some moves was nothing more than putting on a quilt for pure acting. The movement was made by Kevin doing push-ups. Xiao Xiaoxiao called out twice because Kevin was licking his tail. He privately thought that Kevin was actually Just interested in his tail...
After 10 minutes, Xiao Xiaoxiao lifted the quilt and took a long breath: "It's alright."
"No, this is not enough to respect Yuchi Gong's role." Kevin put the quilt back on again.
However, Xiao Xiaoxiao's tail has already retracted, and this ability to shrink freely made Kevin wrinkle a melancholy word "king"...
The next day, the Bai family suddenly had many more bodyguards in black. It was Situ who sent people to deliver guns/arms/ammunition/medicine. Full of sincerity.
As a local tyrant, the Bai family has complete entertainment facilities in various places, and it is appropriate to just circle a place on the grassland for a shooting range or something.
Now, the people standing on the shooting range are Situ and two freshly baked apprentices Xiao Xiaoxiao and Su Yibai, because the routine Xiao Xiaoxiao threw out yesterday was "I didn't want to delay Yuchi's old work, so I learned to shoot with Situ." Therefore, Kevin has to do the 'business' first, and then show up at the right time to slap Situ in the face.
Xiao Xiaoxiao was still very ashamed, especially when the middle of his body was being swept by the fanatical gazes of the supporting actors, Situ asked very considerately: "Is your body okay today? Do you want to sit down?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao was simply ashamed and embarrassed, thinking that Situ wasn't a two-dimensional straight man with a steel pipe?What kind of trouble is there to be so familiar with the unspeakable things between men and women.
"It's okay, I can do it to this level." Of course Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't deny that she and Kevin had sex in bed, so she could only accept the scene in shame.
"Beast!" Su Yibai held the gun in both hands and raised his hand, "Bang bang bang" he didn't know who to take as the target before venting his hatred.
Su Yibai also has such a setting...
Xiao Xiaoxiao raised her arm to wipe off the sweat, and the hand holding the gun was trembling. Situ stood behind him and held Xiao Xiaoxiao's gun and hand together.
Xiao Xiaoxiao's hands trembled even more, he dawdled for a long time and finally squeezed the trigger cruelly, and missed the target without any suspense, the recoil shook Xiao Xiaoxiao's body, and Situ almost half held his body steady.
"Susu!" Kevin's face was livid, staring straight at Situ and Xiao Xiaoxiao who were hugging each other.
Yuchi Lao Gong appeared at the right time... I happened to witness an ambiguous '□□', but Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that it was a bit early for the face-slapping Situ, they came to the shooting range less than 10 minutes...
"As a man, let me remind you that it's not conducive to emotional harmony to look at people so closely." Situ continued to maintain his chest-to-back posture with Xiao Xiaoxiao very winkingly, and greeted Yuchi Gong.
Kevin originally acted like he was jealous, but when Situ insulted him, he was overwhelmed with arrogance.
Su Yibai on the side also burst out laughing.
Not afraid of godlike opponents, as long as there are godlike assists, Xiao Xiaoxiao's heart moved, and the opportunity to slap her in the face came.
Kevin raised his right finger, and a black-clothed bodyguard brought up a black leather case, clicked the lock with both hands, and the case popped open, revealing guns/parts inside.
Kevin took off his jacket and threw it back, moved his fingers, and then skillfully assembled the parts, put the magazine on with a "click" and pulled down the safety, raised his arms straight, and sneered at Situ , the gun turned and hit the bullseye.
Being provoked openly, Situ's eyes turned cold, he took the gun from Xiao Xiaoxiao's hand, and shot it at the target.
In the red bull's-eye, the two bullet holes almost overlapped, and it was impossible to tell who made it.
The gunshot immediately made the two strong attackers tense up and started a contest without words.
Situ snorted, and fired another shot, directly passing through the bullet holes of the first two shots, leaving no bullets or bullet holes on the target.
"Baby, come here yet!" Kevin waved at Xiao Xiaoxiao, Xiao Xiaoxiao patted her ear twice, left Situ's side, and was pulled into his arms by Kevin: "Old Gong teaches you, I will let you Win Situ."
Xiao Xiaoxiao met Kevin's eyes, and then obediently was imprisoned by Kevin in front of her body, just like him and Situ in the same posture just now, this is about to slap her in the face.
Kevin held Xiao Xiaoxiao's hand to aim, put his cheek against his ear and whispered something, Xiao Xiaoxiao's cheeks were slightly flushed, and then the two fingers pulled the trigger together.
It is probably because Xiao Xiaoxiao and Kevin have become more and more tacit understanding, showing affection and so on. In fact, what Kevin whispered in Xiao Xiaoxiao's ear just now was "Don't shake, your hair is stuck in my nose".
As the king of lost souls, Xiao Xiaoxiao was hit by the recoil, and Kevin's hand was also deflected, and the shot went crooked.
"Are you two shooting or playing? Let alone win Situ, even I can't win." Su Yibai glanced at them angrily, and fired a shot with a "bang". That shot was closer to the bullseye.
"You guys come first this time?" Situ moved his fingers, and the penis twirled nimbly between his jaws.
"Susu, it's all because you were dishonest just now, don't be naughty this time." Kevin moved his body and stood completely behind Xiao Xiaoxiao, resting his chin on the top of his head to avoid being stuck in the nose by the hair.
There is nothing wrong with this show of affection...
Xiao Xiaoxiao gradually got used to the strength of the recoil, and after firing a shot, she consciously used a little strength to resist the upward movement of her arm, and the shot really hit the bull's-eye.
"Hit it!" Xiao Xiaoxiao's sense of accomplishment was overwhelming, and he didn't need to pretend at all. He looked back at Kevin happily.
"You're awesome!" Kevin hugged Xiao Xiaoxiao twice in his arms.
They were still holding guns in their hands, Su Yibai and Situ kept bending over and nervously dodging the turning muzzles of the guns, inexplicably kind of whack-a-mole, looked very funny and relieved their anger.
Although Situ and Su Yibai were taken aback by their opponent's nonsensical actions, they quickly recovered and shot one after another, as if they were serious about the game.
Kevin threw the gun to the bodyguard, put on his clothes and walked away, his temperament was no different from that of "putting on his pants and denying his account".
"Old Gong, wait for me!" Xiao Xiaoxiao uploaded the video, and immediately ran after Kevin's footsteps. It was too difficult for him to deal with two villains alone.
Only Situ and Su Yibai were left speechless on the shooting range, and the scene was very bleak...
It was a short distance from the shooting range to the Baijia villa. Kevin slowly slowed down and raised his hand to make a gesture. The black-clothed bodyguards behind him immediately retreated in a well-trained manner.
Xiao Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes a few times, and quickly walked a few steps to follow.
"Video uploaded?" Kevin asked.
"Hmm." Xiao Xiaoxiao asked after thinking for a while, "Have you really played with guns?"
"The Yuchi Palace set by the system has various skills, but I really don't have this one."
"Oh? Are there any other skills?" Xiao Xiaoxiao stroked her hair, and suddenly realized that she had the flaw of not being able to chat.
"Are you asking Yuchi Palace or me?" Kevin glanced at him with a sideways smile and asked back.
"I also--"
At this moment, a series of roars of car motors came from far to near, and a dozen black commercial vehicles drove up to them in an instant, surrounding them tightly.
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face changed, and she grabbed Kevin's cuff nervously. This low-key and luxurious car team made him think of someone instantly.
The enclosed car door opened, and all black-clothed bodyguards came down from above. Immediately afterwards, the black-clothed bodyguards stood by and separated to make way for a passage.
Zhuo Ling walked slowly wrapped in a black windbreaker, his body under the clothes was so thin that he almost collapsed when the wind blew, his lips were tightly pursed, and he looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao speechlessly.
pill!The ultimate blackened character in this system has come to act as a demon again!
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