The days when I was pitted with the president

Xiao Xiaoxiao's straight hook punched by Beng Ren was so effective that Yuan Fang's jaw was crooked!

Um?Could it be that this style of painting is not made by P but by the whole...

Yuan Fang rubbed his chin lightly, and his chin reset with a "click", his eyes were still as gentle as water: "Susu, do your hands hurt?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao was shocked by his eyes, and she was stunned. Is this Yuan Fang a mentally retarded or a scumbag? The boundary is a bit blurred, but how can he care about this, he cares more about five collapses The dungeon task added later...

The housekeeper, Mo Feng, arranged the afternoon tea and returned to the living room. He was surprised by the current strange situation: "Master, what happened?"

"...He fucked me." Xiao Xiaoxiao spoke like a mosquito, especially when she said the word 'indecent', she barely made a sound.

"What did you say?" Mo Feng asked again condescendingly.

Xiao Xiaoxiao thought she was slurred, but he didn't hear clearly: "He—"

"Teacher Yuan molested you?" Mo Feng turned his head abruptly, his gaze was struck by sparks and lightning towards Yuan Fang.

"No, there is a misunderstanding here, I haven't seen Susu for a few days, and I couldn't help myself—"

"I'll get you out!" Mo Feng said with a cold face and a cold tone.

"Ah..." Xiao Xiaoxiao and Yuan Fang looked at the upright butler with sympathy. What Mo Feng wanted to say should be 'Get out of here'...

Yuan Fang is worthy of being a fighter among the perverted scumbags who are good at observing people's words and emotions. He raised his hands with a smile on his face: "Okay, I'll just get out and take care of Susu." He turned his face and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao again. He 'licked' his face again, "Susu, I'll come to see you another day."

Being licked by a person with a two-dimensional painting style, Xiao Xiaoxiao was like swallowing fifty flies. This Yuan Fang is really frighteningly dissolute.

After seeing off Yuan Fang, the god of plague and scumbag, Xiao Xiaoxiao ate afternoon tea again under the threat of Mo Feng and the system. She ate until eight o'clock in the evening, and finally finished eating.

"Master, the bathroom is ready." A row of maids in red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple dresses bent down and shouted in chorus.

This beautiful and eye-catching scenery, if it wasn't for Xiao Xiaoxiao's crookedness, she would have died of nosebleeds.

Mo Feng dutifully walked in front and led the way, as if he was afraid that the young master would get lost in his home if he didn't pay attention, Xiao Xiaoxiao walked in the middle, followed by a row of beautiful maids.

The bathroom is indeed luxurious without any suspense. The jacuzzi, which can accommodate more than a dozen people at the same time, emits a charming light under the illumination of the crystal lamp. Xiao Xiaoxiao fell at the foot of the jacuzzi as soon as she entered the door. She really likes it. .

When he turned around, a row of maids had shampoo, bath balls, towels, and flower petals in their hands, and they seemed to be coming up to serve him in the bath.

Xiao Xiaoxiao immediately faltered, curled up into a ball, her voice was trembling: "Put your things down."

He drove all the maids out, and then he sat down in the bathtub and closed his eyes to enjoy it. It's so comfortable...

After soaking for twenty minutes, Xiao Xiaoxiao's skin was soaked. He opened his eyes and looked around.

This bathroom is not only luxurious but also full of mirrors, it’s absolutely perverted, he grinned cheerfully, and turned the movable makeup mirror next to the bathtub, he has been in this world of Mary Su Susu for a day, and he hasn’t had the time to look at this world How handsome is the most suave male protagonist in the movie...

System, you're fucking kidding me!

Seeing his own appearance in the mirror clearly, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt as if he had been struck by lightning. The small dark clouds floating quietly above his head had already started to rain heavily. The mirror clearly showed his real appearance!

Even a dog in this world looks like a Two-dimensional dog, why is he not sua at all, although Xiao Xiaoxiao in reality is also a pretty and delicious lure, but it can't cover up the weirdness and hot chicken of this system! !

Xiao Xiaoxiao barely suppressed the unhappiness in her heart, otherwise his flower petal bath would be useless if it rained again: "System, why do I, as the male lead, not match the painting style here?"

"Bai Yisu's appearance setting in the system is 'his beauty is beyond description'."

"Okay, okay, okay." Xiao Xiaoxiao clutched her little heart, he was going to be mad by this stupid setting and stupid execution, because Bai Yisu was too beautiful to describe, so he couldn't find a suitable Two- Dimensional cutout, so let him play in his true colors!

Xiao Xiaoxiao was so angry that her stomach hurt, and she wanted to defecate directly at Chrysanthemum. It was not enough to express her anger without urinating. He climbed out of the bathtub and squatted on the fully automatic smart toilet.

A few minutes later, Xiao Xiaoxiao got up from the toilet. The toilet had already started to flush automatically. When he moved his nose, he suddenly smelled a fragrance emanating from the toilet...

He twitched his brows and eyes, and understood that he was indeed the heroine of Mary Su Su Su Dela's Shi Duxiang, but Su was ashamed of all these details, and the most important thing, Bai Yi Su's appearance was perfunctory. Human egg hurts, hot chicken system!

Xiao Xiaoxiao found out a long time ago that although the system can read his thoughts, as long as he doesn't use his mind to speak, he can think whatever he wants, and because it's all mental activities, he won't collapse, so he is taking a bath again During the whole process, he didn't give up complaining about this spicy chicken system.

Moreover, he was also embarrassed to find that the top note of his historical fragrance is the crispy aroma of turkey, the middle note is the fruity aroma of fruit pizza, and the base note is the glutinous rice aroma of sushi...

Xiao Xiaoxiao came out of the bathroom, and the housekeeper Mo Feng and a row of maids were waiting outside the door. He would not be blinded anymore, because since he knew that his painting style was different from theirs, he felt that these beautiful Two-dimensional people Just like the green background cloth.

These people waited for him to enter the bedroom and lie on the bed.

Covered with a soft velvet quilt and wearing a navy blue silk nightgown, Xiao Xiaoxiao lay upright like a mummy, unable to sleep at all!

"Drip" sounded in my head: "User [-]th, hello, I'm 'Sad, sad, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, shou system'——"

"I know, I know, can you just speak up if you have something to say?" Don't keep repeating this stinky and long spicy chicken name.

"According to the system's records, you have violated the human settings five times, and you need to complete a dungeon mission before you can continue to do the main mission."

"What mission?"

"I will hypnotize you, and then take you into the dungeon task interface. The dungeon is the reenactment of your first encounter with the future attacker."

Future attack?Xiao Xiaoxiao almost grew a black line: "The scene reappeared? What do you mean?"

"The system sets that you and Zhenggong met when they were teenagers, so the dungeon task is to recall the encounter back then."

Xiao Xiaoxiao still wanted to ask what the specific task was, but suddenly her eyes went dark, damn it, can you give him a preparation process, is it hypnosis or stun?

When he opened his eyes, he suddenly found himself in the garden, the pink roses were in full bloom, the fragrance was overwhelming, and the red clouds in the sky were as gorgeous as gauze, and he, the 15-year-old young master Bai Yisu, was reading a poem in front of the flowers , with his mosquito humming sound.

Inception?However, this scene is really so romantic. When Bai Yisu was happy, dandelions floated in the air. As expected, it was his first encounter with Future Zhenggong. Su made his girlish heart explode.

At this moment, there was a sound of rustling footsteps in his ears. He knew that the future was coming. Why did he feel that he was still a little excited, as if he had returned to his first love.

"Who are you?" A young male voice sounded from behind, the voice was clear and clear, even more beautiful than the voices of the scumbag A and the scumbag B together.

Of course he knows the importance of this character. In this world, he has to hug this person's thigh tightly, let this person love him so much that he loves him so much and help him abuse the scum, so that he can complete the task and return to reality.If this system is compared to a play, then this person is the one who plays with him. If this person is attractive, it will be easier for him to join the play and the task will be much easier to complete.

So, Xiao Xiaoxiao turned around and looked at the person who came.

This...fucking is...what a horse! ! !

Under the flowers opposite him, stood a... black bamboo pole about the same height as him, with a black ball on the top of the bamboo pole, and two small bamboo poles hanging from the middle and bottom of the bamboo pole. The combination was simple and concise.

Line man!

Xiao Xiaoxiao was so shocked that she almost petrified, behind his silent silence was ten thousand words of motherly criticism.

How can I continue with this dungeon mission!

The line man walked up to him with two bamboo legs, Xiao Xiaoxiao involuntarily took two steps back, it was very scary, okay...

"May I ask you, what's your name?" The black ball at the top of the bamboo pole grinned, probably smiling, revealing gleaming white teeth, making it even more terrifying...

Xiao Xiaoxiao called the system in her head with her thoughts, but she didn't get a response for a long time, so she had no choice but to play with the lineman: "...My name is Bai Yisu."

"Hmm..." The line man nodded slightly, looking very gentlemanly, his white teeth flashed: "My name is Yuchi Gong."

The name sounds very offensive, but because Mao is a straight person, the programmer cut corners and materials to the point of madness.

Emma, ​​she couldn't take a closer look, the more she looked at it, the more frightening she became, Xiao Xiaoxiao took a step back while clutching her heart, looking very delicate.

"Are you alright?" The line man stepped forward and put his arms around his waist, with one side of his face in a waltz-like posture, as if he was looking at him worriedly.

Xiao Xiaoxiao turned her face to one side: "...I'm fine..." If you don't fucking let go, I'm going to faint from fright...

The line man raised a small bamboo pole on the upper right and put it on Xiao Xiaoxiao's chin, his white teeth flickered, and his voice was very gentle and domineering: "You look like this, I can't help but want to kiss you."

Xiao Xiaoxiao's face turned red "shua", he couldn't tell whether he was ashamed, angry or frightened, he just felt his body tremble, especially there was something on the tailbone that was about to explode.

"Ah! You go away!" Following his moaning sound like a mosquito, a soft tail stretched out from behind him like lightning, and the tip of the tail curled up and hit the lineman's chin.