The days when I was pitted with the president

There was a clear blue sky above, surrounded by blue sea water, Xiao Xiaoxiao and Zhuo Ling sat on the white deck to eat.

Zhuo Ling is a person who can not only enjoy but also play romance, knowing when to be lively and when to be quiet.

Xiao Xiaoxiao was playing with a glass of champagne in his hand, the system hadn't contacted the main account yet, and Zhuo Ling was the only one left now, Xiao Xiaoxiao thought he could save himself by knocking Zhuo Ling unconscious and stealing a lifeboat.

Thinking of this, he picked up the wine bottle on the dining table and tried it out.

"Susu, isn't the food too bland for your appetite?" Zhuo Ling's short blond hair fluttered in the wind, looking like an innocent and romantic young man, "Shall I catch a shark and make you a bowl of shark's fin soup?"

"..." Xiao Xiaoxiao put down the bottle decisively.

Zhuo Ling wore invisible earphones on his ears, and he suddenly listened for a while, then stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao and gradually changed his expression.

"Susu, tell me, where did Yuchi Palace install the GPS?" Zhuo Ling put down the knife and fork, and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao quietly.

"Really not."

Zhuo Ling stood up abruptly, and dragged Xiao Xiaoxiao into the cabin.

There were two "beeps" in Xiao Xiaoxiao's head. This sound was definitely Kevin's small window news. Xiao Xiaoxiao almost cried with joy, and quickly entered the system with her thoughts.

"Where are you!" Kevin said.

"I'm at sea."

"Didn't you go riding with Qiuqiu? The seahorse you rode?"

Kevin's joke is not funny at all, as if he doesn't know that there is a mission now...

"I'm in Zhuo Ling's hands now, isn't this a mission?"

"The system did not prompt to do the task!"

ah?Kevin doesn't know there is a mission?Then how did Zhuo Ling, a Two-dimensional person, come out? Did the director add scenes to him?

Seeing that Kevin's small window flickered and was about to disappear, he hurriedly asked, "Did you install global positioning in my body?"

"No! Don't you know if I'm pretending or not!"

Damn... what's going on?System crashed?Both the protagonist and the Two-dimensional people have started to play freely?

"Old Gong, you have to come and save me, she burst into tears~~" Xiao Xiaoxiao froze for a moment after replying to Kevin, he was communicating with Kevin through the small window, why did he call this...

Kevin didn't reply again, the small dialogue window flickered a few times and then closed, Xiao Xiaoxiao came out of the system depressed and frightened.

At this time, Zhuo Ling had already pushed him down on a bed, and there was a small mobile table on the side of the bed, which was full of surgical instruments, just a row of shiny knives of different models.

"What are you going to do?" Xiao Xiaoxiao struggled, Zhuo Ling pressed the switch at the head of the bed, and the four corners of the bed stretched out iron rings to fasten his limbs firmly.

Zhuo Ling raised his head and gave him a charming smile: "I told you, I want to take out the GPS from your body."

"Without that thing, Yuchi didn't pretend for me."

Zhuo Ling smiled: "That must have been pretended by Yuchi Palace without telling you."

This snake spirit bullied him and bullied him, and even hurt Kevin from time to time, so jealous, a cloud of small dark clouds grew over Xiao Xiaoxiao's head in seconds.

Zhuo Ling picked up a shiny knife from the small table.

Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that this pervert might be committing the secondary disease of "what he can't get is better than destroying it", so in order to save his life, he turned his mind quickly.

"Wait, Yuchi pretended for me, can I tell you?" Xiao Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, a bit shy and embarrassed.

Zhuo Ling was stunned for a moment, and then became shy: "Of course that's fine, Susu told me herself, I'm so happy."

Hey, this young man, why do I feel that your words have another dirty meaning...

Xiao Xiaoxiao felt something growing out of her forehead, her head exploded, and a transparent frame flashed: "I violated the human design 4 times".

Damn, this system doesn't work at critical moments, and it's not ambiguous at all when recording the crash...

"At the tailbone." Xiao Xiaoxiao tilted her butt slightly.

Zhuo Ling's face turned red immediately, stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao's butt without blinking, and tremblingly stretched out his hand to tap his tailbone: "Here?"

"Yeah." Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was also red, looking at Zhuo Ling's fascinated look, it seemed as if they were really going to do something shameless...

While Zhuo Ling was studying his tailbone, he entered the system with his mind.

"System! System! Now is the situation!"

"Hello, from my point of view, it is indeed the final mission."

"What kind of mission is it? I don't even know the main account!"

"Hello, the advantage of our 'sad sad sad sad scum male scum attacking scum subject system' is that in addition to allowing users to freely play and experience a creative sense of accomplishment, it also has one of the biggest advantages, that is, it is open. ending."

Open ending! ! !

This is not an advantage at all...

"It makes sense for the system to let us do so many tasks, there is no ending anyway!"

"I really think this is a good opportunity for you to complete the task and exit the system."

Xiao Xiaoxiao thought maliciously, the housekeeper now looks like a dog-headed military adviser, has he had enough of this hot chicken system long ago.

"Susu," Zhuo Ling licked his lips, "Yuchi is so obscene, how can you install global positioning in your place."

Xiao Xiaoxiao spit out two breaths of green/arrow's fresh breath from her nose, and continued to endure Zhuo Ling's rubbing, feeling completely different from Kevin's, the area was almost peeling off, and finally a familiar feeling emerged.

Xiao Xiaoxiao clenched her teeth, and pulled out her tail like lightning, the tip of the tail curled up into a fist and hit Zhuo Ling's nose.

Then, Zhuo Ling sat on the ground covering his nose and didn't stand up for a long time.

Small sample, it's useless for the director to add scenes to you, who made you have a setting that is easy to fall down and then unable to stand up.

Xiao Xiaoxiao picked up a small knife from the small table, then stretched her neck and pressed it on the switch at the head of the bed. With a "click", the iron ring at the corner of the bed retracted again.

He stood up from the bed, pulled up the sheet, and tied Zhuo Ling who was lying on the ground and couldn't get up.

Xiao Xiaoxiao pushed Zhuo Ling out of the cabin, and there were densely packed black-clothed bodyguards on the deck, waiting for him to come out with hostages...

This way, can you be a little more innovative!

The lonely hero goes deep into the enemy's den. Although he is bold and cautious, relying on his extraordinary IQ and explosive force, he successfully captures the enemy leader after a fierce battle, but he is in a desperate situation surrounded by sea water, and there are sharks in the sea...

At this moment, the familiar sound of propellers came from overhead, a plane was parked in the sky, the hatch was open, Kevin stood at the hatch, staring at the enemies under his feet, and threw a "" Don't worry honey, I'm coming, believeme" eyes.

Xiao Xiaoxiao blurted out: "Old Gong!"

Kevin paused for a moment, then jumped off the plane, and showed Xiao Xiaoxiao a charming smile: "Good boy!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao's mind was stuck for half a minute, his mind went 'ding', and the transparent frame flashed: "Successfully abused the scumbag Zhuo Ling, 10000".

"Susu, come here!" Yuchi Gong shouted at him.

Oh yes.Xiao Xiaoxiao pushed Zhuo Ling, the hostage, slowly towards Yuchi Palace.

"What are you standing there for? Whoever kills Yuchi Palace, I will pay him ten times the salary!" Zhuo Ling suddenly shouted at his bodyguards.

Xiao Xiaoxiao was taken aback, and said in a hurry: "Don't move! Whoever moves, I'll...throw him into the sea to feed the sharks!" After speaking, he twisted Zhuo Ling's arm.

Zhuo Ling turned his head to look at him aggrievedly, blinked his eyes, and squeezed out a few crocodile tears.

Xiao Xiaoxiao lowered her eyes not to look at Zhuo Ling.

"Don't worry about me, you killed Yuchi Palace!" Zhuo Ling suddenly shouted.

Damn... this Zhuo Ling is really hopeless...

The bodyguards in black immediately moved into action, swarming around Kevin.

Kevin is alone, but fortunately he has explosive force value and the authentic old attack aura that can't touch the corner of his clothes no matter how fierce the enemy is.

Xiao Xiaoxiao had already pushed Zhuo Ling to the side of the boat, and roared like a mosquito: "I really pushed him down! I really pushed him down!"

However, this group of very aggressive bodyguards in black who were determined to be well-off didn't pay any attention to him at all. He really had big chest muscles and no brains. salary...

"Susu, do you really hate me so much?" Zhuo Ling cried until his voice was choked.

"Then do you hate Yuchi Palace so much? Hurry up and tell them to stop!" Xiao Xiaoxiao tried to use psychological tactics.

"I'm almost your fiancé, but now you call him Lao Gong, how can I swallow this breath, the top of my head is glowing green!"

Actually...not as green as this Two-dimensional person thought...

"You wanted to get engaged to me without my consent. I didn't agree to you." Xiao Xiaoxiao defended a little weakly.

Kevin was entangled by a group of black-clothed bodyguards, and Xiao Xiaoxiao was so anxious that he didn't know whether he had taken the hostage or the hostage had held him back.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced out of the corner of his eyes and found a golf club leaning against the corner, so he let go of Zhuo Ling, picked up the club, and tried to join the battle. Regardless of the task for now, they must first escape from the hands of the perverted Zhuo Ling go.

"Susu, don't move."

As soon as he straightened up, a black gun barrel was pressed against his temple.

"I don't know how to play with guns very much, but don't accidentally hurt you." Zhuo Ling said close to his ear, his voice was soft and harmless to humans and animals.

Are you hurting...

"Yuchi Palace!" Zhuo Ling called out.

Xiao Xiaoxiao is sweating, what is going on with the system?

Kevin kicked a bodyguard away and looked over with a frown.

"From now on, you'd better not resist, as soon as you move my hand, my muzzle will make a hole in Susu's place." Xiao Xiaoxiao bit her lip and looked at Kevin, with her heart in her throat, Whether Zhuo Ling really made a hole in him or Kevin was beaten by the crowd without moving, he didn't want to see any result.

"What do you want? Do you want me to die or Susu to die?" Kevin said.

"Of course I want you to die!"

"Then point your gun at me, what are you doing to Susu?" Kevin raised his hands in a gesture of giving up resistance.

Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes were hot, and her heart was beating violently.

"What you said makes sense." Zhuo Ling thought for a while, then nodded seriously.

"Don't!" Xiao Xiaoxiao keenly sensed that Zhuo Ling was going to move the gun, and hurriedly stopped her, tilting his head and pressing the gun with all his might, "Good boy, can you stay still?"

Zhuo Ling was dumbfounded.

Then, a cloud of small dark clouds quickly formed above Xiao Xiaoxiao's head, and the rain fell down, pouring him down.

Zhuo Ling (⊙o⊙)

Kevin one by one +

Xiao Xiaoxiao*^÷^*

Zhuo Ling angrily threw the dripping gun on the ground: "Susu, why are you so partial to the one whose surname is Yuchi!"

When he was pointed at the gun just now, although Xiao Xiaoxiao understood that it was in the system, his instinct of fear of death almost stopped his heartbeat, and many images appeared in his mind in this short moment, which is probably the so-called It is a revolving lantern that reflects a person's life. In these pictures, there are the real world he misses, his mother and friends, but more are some pictures of him doing tasks with Kevin in the system. Being able to know Kevin really makes him very happy. Happy, that kind of joyful and sweet feeling, as if he is really loved by others in a beautiful love story. If this story really comes to an end, he should at least boldly express his thoughts for the protagonist.

"Of course it's because... I love him." Xiao Xiaoxiao smiled softly, the sound of the wind blowing through the petals echoed on the silent deck for a long time.

At this time, a different sound suddenly came out of his head, it was a very brisk melody.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful..."