The days when I was pitted with the president

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Xiaoxiao woke up and poured water into the only luxury bathtub in this well-lit one-bedroom. That's right, his bathroom was only 2 square meters, and the bathtub took up 5 square meters. Which brainless tenant did it, and when he came to his place, he would be reluctant to demolish it. If he didn't demolish it, it would really take up space and he would feel pain. In the end, he could only enjoy it while he was in pain.

Xiao Xiaoxiao is going to work at night today, so he put away the bath water and plugged in the charger of his mobile phone, so that he can take a bath while checking Aidou Weibo, feeling very happy without his scumbag boyfriend.

Everything was ready, Xiao Xiaoxiao sat in the bathtub, with a bang, it was dark?

With a bang, the sky was bright again.

Damn, tripped at home?

Xiao Xiaoxiao still had a little sense of self-defense. With his eyes closed, he stretched out his arm to get a towel, but he grabbed a hand.

"Ouch!" Xiao Xiaoxiao almost jumped up in fright, but he knew that he was in the bathtub, so he didn't dare to jump too much, so he thumped slowly.

Unexpectedly, the surroundings were empty, he tilted his body, and unexpectedly missed the edge of the bathtub, this time his whole body was wrapped in fur.

"Woo..." a sob rushed into his ears with a bit of moisture from the soul, and he opened his eyes in a jerk.

Damn, no wonder he has hair all over his hands and body. Looking around, he is surrounded by dozens of dogs of different breeds. Every dog ​​wants him to pet him so cheaply, so dozens of dogs are stacked on top of each other like an arhat. Several floors, almost as tall as him, a German shepherd stretched out its long tongue and was licking his face.

Xiao Xiaoxiao's voice resounded through the sky...

He is in a place that looks like a garden, with clumps of delicate white, red and pink roses everywhere, surrounded by long white jade colonnades, the fountains and gazebos in the garden are also made of white jade, and there are carvings everywhere. Bare ass and winged little nude/male.

The ground is also made of huge white stones, with footprint-shaped plaques printed on it. Looking closely, there are small flowers and grass growing in the plaques, which is a design that is easy for the kidneys. Xiao Xiaoxiao sincerely admired it.

He stood up and walked a few steps. Dozens of famous dogs of different breeds formed a mighty paparazzi, standing in front of him, wagging their tails happily at him. The girl screamed instantly, but Xiao Xiaoxiao was not in the mood to scream, he only had a kind of hair standing on end... horror.

"Drip" Did his alarm clock ring, yes, it must be so, this is a dream, he has to wake up, and he has to work the night shift at night.

There was another beep, and a very pleasant male voice sounded in his head: "User No. [-], hello, I'm the steward of the 'Scum Boys and Scums Attacking Scum Shou System'. A pleasure to serve you."

Xiao Xiaoxiao looked around to make sure there was no one, could it be that someone was talking in her mind?

"Yes, our system has been implanted in your nerve center."

Damn, what the hell is it?

"I'm not a ghost. You became our system experiencer on May 5, *, and now your consciousness is in the simulated scene of the system."

May 5th, of course Xiao Xiaoxiao will never forget this day, but when did he become a system experiencer?

Suddenly, Xiao Xiaoxiao's voice trembled: "You...you repeat...what system?"

"Torturing, torturing, scumbag men and scumbags attacking the scumbag shou system." The system butler spoke in a straight voice without even taking a breath.

There are so many slots in this name, but Xiao Xiaoxiao is in no mood to complain now, because he heard six words that are so familiar that they are horrifying.

The scumbag, the scumbag, the scumbag, the scumbag!

Fuck, he remembered!

That day was May 5th, Xiao Xiaoxiao wanted to be romantic, and went to the gate of the male ticket company to wait for a surprise for the male ticket. Unexpectedly, she was really pleasantly surprised.

That scumbag bought half a month's salary yesterday to buy a suit, and today he used the nonsense of "company party" to deceive him. He thought that the scumbag was just flirting with his colleagues, but the paralysis turned out to be flirting with a woman I went, and actually sent him a WeChat red envelope of five yuan and twenty cents while messing with others.

Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't believe it, he was a crook by nature, he had three boyfriends, the first two were scumbags, but the third one turned out to be scumbags without any suspense, he was so angry that he exploded!

What was he doing at that time, he saw the billboard on the side of the road, his idol Tian Liangqiu had the skin of Shengxue who looked like a flower and smiled like a little angel, he took out his mobile phone and "clicked" to take a picture, licked the screen with his eyes and then posted Go to Weibo and express your sad reminder by the way.

Then, he was pleasantly surprised to find that his idol also posted a Weibo with a photo.

Ahhh!Aidou had a quarrel with the boss of the company, and took out his wallet, even the money and the card, and threw the boss a face.

Damn, as expected of his idol, Xiao Xiaoxiao was poisoned by Tian Liangqiu again in an instant.

So, he took out his mobile phone, gave the male ticket, no, he replied to the former male ticket: "The breakup fee has been received, you can get out!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao kicked the scumbag, feeling extremely comfortable, until now he is in this inexplicable place, and he is also in a happy mood when he recalls it, but he was happy for only three seconds, and his mood soon sank to the bottom, because at that time he met To a person who I guess will never forget for the rest of my life...

Damn it, it must be that strange snake spirit disease, he swore that if he met that person again, he would use his small body to beat that person, or his own mother would not recognize his name Just read it backwards!

It was an uncle suspected of being a cosplay beggar. His hair was disheveled and his face was like a pot bottom. He suddenly stopped his way: "Young man, are you interested in learning about high technology?"

high tech?Can this uncle bring his IQ when he cheats? According to his appearance, he might be more credible than selling martial arts cheats.

"You want money, right? I don't have any money, will WeChat Pay accept it or not?" I just received a disgusting breakup fee.

"No, I have a high-tech ultra-clear codeless analog device that is very suitable for you." The uncle smiled bewilderedly, "It is suitable for a person like you with a strange physique."

Why does this high-tech sound like obscenity/evil, and what the hell is the gathering of three scum?Xiao Xiaoxiao only knows that three flowers gather at the top.

Xiao Xiaoxiao followed the principle of not being blind to superstitions and asked, "Why are the three scum gathered at the top?"

"Scum boy, scumbag, scumbag."

"..."

Damn, I'm still too naive, Xiao Xiaoxiao thought to herself, so this uncle means that all the men he meets are scumbags, so he just has a "scumbag physique".

Taking advantage of Xiao Xiaoxiao's brilliant effort, the uncle took a card and swiped it on his face, making a "beep".

Xiao Xiaoxiao came back to her senses stimulated by the sound, and immediately took out her mobile phone. The first thing was to see if she had received a payment text message, and the second thing was to call the police.

"I'm installing the system for you." The mysterious uncle's expression suddenly changed, as if he was a different person, and a robot-like voice suddenly came out of his mouth: "Installation progress, 20.00%, 50.00%..."

"...80.00%, [-]%, the system indicates that the download is complete." Xiao Xiaoxiao shuddered, damn it, she could still hear that unlucky magic voice that urged her to die.

"I've downloaded the system instructions for you just now, and you can read them now." The so-called system manager in his head said, with some displeasure in his voice, probably out of his heart. His voice, which is as clear as an announcer, is considered to be a haunting sound. Bar.

A transparent frame suddenly appeared in Xiao Xiaoxiao's mind, with the system introduction written in it, and after he read it word by word, his mood suddenly didn't feel so bad.

Is it just a game? According to the setting in it, he is the young master of a super wealthy family, loved by his parents, and close friends beside him. His daily life is reading books, planting flowers, and walking around the dog, just like a flower growing in the garden. A small flower in a greenhouse made of gold, but it was such a delicate flower that was heartbroken by three scumbags one after another.

Xiao Xiaoxiao was surprised that what an awesome scumbag must be to be such a scumbag to this peerless young master, he really reached the pinnacle of a scumbag's life.

The next thing is Xiao Xiaoxiao's task, he has to find the genuine old Gong, make Lao Gong love him so badly, and then abuse the scum wantonly.

Xiao Xiaoxiao thinks this system is very good, although he does not admit that he is a bad person, but for the scumbag who is so hot, he will take action when he sees the injustice and yells, oh yes, his name in this system is Bai Yisu has a delicate and distinctive personality, which makes his skin crawl.

Xiao Xiaoxiao spoke in her head with her mind: "Is there a time limit for this game? I can save and quit in the middle. I have to go to work, so I can only play after get off work."

He is simply a good employee in China... Of course not, of course he is looking for his own job and looking for an opportunity to ask idols for autographs. In order to get close to idol Tian Liangqiu, Xiao Xiaoxiao worked as a manager assistant in the entertainment company that idols signed. It's because he hasn't even smelled idol's fart after working for a year.

"No, but don't worry, the time you spend here is also virtual, just like there is an infinite time gap between dreams and reality."

Just as Xiao Xiaoxiao was about to breathe out and grin, she heard the system manager say again: "In other words, if you can't complete the task, you can't quit, and you can only exist in this virtual time."

Ahhh!That is to say, he must complete the task, otherwise he will stay here until the end of his life, he will no longer be able to enjoy his luxurious bathtub, he will no longer be able to read idol Weibo, and he will never have the chance to meet idols for autographs?How could this hot chicken system be so cruel!

Xiao Xiaoxiao wiped his eyes, the wind was rustling, the water was cold, and the strong man would never return once he was gone. With a dignified face, he let go of his eyes and said in his mind: "Okay, tell me the task, I will do it!"

"What you saw just now is the quest. If there are important NPCs, the system will prompt you. You need to play the quest freely. I wish you a good time. Besides, FUCK."

Xiao Xiaoxiao was completely overwhelmed by the words 'free play', and almost ignored the last four letters he said.

"Wait, what did you mean by that last...?"

"This is a little hobby of mine. I helped you translate the last two words you just said."

His last two words?Xiao Xiaoxiao played back the memory for a while, 'I do'?

Jiong, this system is too black-bellied and will be punished, he swore that there was no other meaning at all when he said these two words...

Xiao Xiaoxiao was still digesting this matter slowly, when suddenly a sound like a fire alarm sounded in her head, and the transparent box reminded: A scumbag appeared.

Damn, how did it come so fast!Xiao Xiaoxiao is completely unprepared, do you want to abuse her?But he hasn't gotten close to the real old gong yet, what kind of abuse is he using, according to Bai Yisu's setting, he can only be abused...

Furthermore, the first scumbag appeared so quickly, could it be someone from this family?

"Master, it's time for breakfast." An elegant male voice sounded behind him.