The days of cultivating immortals with pandas

When Shao Tuanzi started scratching his belly, Pei Xuan hadn't reacted yet.When Shao Tuanzi scratched his stomach for the second time, Pei Xuan rushed into the room and said in a trembling voice, "Senior brother?"

Shao Tuanzi felt uncomfortable scratching with one paw, and scratched with two bear paws left and right, complaining: "Why is my belly so itchy? Did you forget to take a bath for me when I was sleeping?"

Pei Xuan didn't know whether he should cry or laugh: "How is it possible..."

Shao Tuanzi opened a pair of black peas, with the same arrogant and mocking expression in his eyes: "Then why is it so itchy?"

Pei Xuan picked up Shao Tuanzi, rubbed Shao Tuanzi's stomach and said, "Did you get bitten by a mosquito?"

Shao Tuanzi said: "Do you really think I'm a panda? Even if it's a panda, mosquitoes can't break the defense, okay? You might as well say that I have lice. What rubbing, rub it for me... um... so comfortable , Yes, it’s here. By the way, give me a massage again, why is my body so stiff in sleep. Haven’t you massaged me for a few years? "

Pei Xuan said: "... When you are sleeping, it's not good for me to knead the dumplings, right?"

Shao Tuanzi said unhappily: "The vegetative nurses in the hospital know how to massage patients regularly. If I were an ordinary panda, when I woke up, my body would no longer be usable, right?"

Pei Xuan felt really guilty, and hurriedly said: "I have always used my true energy to help my brother take care of my body, I won't."

Shao Tuanzi waved his paw graciously, and said, "Forget it, no need to explain, I forgive you. Where are those brats? Where is my apprentice? I wake up as a teacher, why don't they cry bitterly and kneel on the ground?" Said in front of the teacher that he wanted to die as a teacher?"

Crying or something... probably not...

Pei Xuan explained: "They won't be back in a few days."

Shao Tuanzi asked suspiciously: "They are all wandering outside? So, you became an empty-nest old man after I left?"

Pei Xuan: "..."

Pei Xuan couldn't help pinching Shao Tuanzi's bear paw, and said, "I'm not old, am I?"

Shao Tuanzi said: "Including ten reincarnations, you are almost a thousand years old. You have been trapped by that psychopath Ao Bing for hundreds of years, right? Are you still not old?"

Pei Xuan said: "...I am young at heart."

That being said, he is indeed an old man.

Shao Tuanzi: "Old urchin?"

Pei Xuan: "...Brother, let's change the subject."

Shao Tuanzi said: "Okay. What are these two flying around in front of you?"

Stretch out your paw and clap.

"Brother! Show mercy! This is the awakened tea tree demon Xuejiao and plum tree demon Zhaoshui!"

"Oh." Shao Tuanzi looked indifferent, "But I have already slapped him on the ground. Flying around in front of me like a mosquito, conditioned reflex, it's not my fault."

Pei Xuan looked at the two goblins flying away, the corners of his mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.

"You want to say it's my fault?" Shao Tuanzi sneered.

Pei Xuan raised his forehead and said, "No, it's my fault. I should introduce it to my brother first."

Shao Tuanzi sat obediently in Pei Xuan's arms, his semicircular bear ears trembled, and said, "That's right, if you know your mistakes, you have to correct them."

Pei Xuan sighed: "Yes... Junior Brother knows."

Shao Tuanzi said: "Okay, let's get down to business now."

Pei Xuan was puzzled: "What's the business?"

Is something big going to happen. "

Shao Tuanzi shook his semicircular bear ears again, and said, "Now that I'm awake, have you thought about how to confess to me?"

Pei Xuan: "..."

Pei Xuan: "...What?!"

Shao Tuanzi raised his bear's head, with a puzzled face: "I've given you such a long time, yet you still haven't mustered up the courage?"

"No no no... Brother, what are you talking about?!" Pei Xuan hadn't stammered and blushed for a long time.

Shao Tuanzi said: "It seems that you are still shy. Forget it, I am a considerate brother, I can continue to wait. I am hungry, get me something to eat!"

Shao Tuanzi patted Pei Xuan's arm with his bear paw and protested, "Mmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".He woke up for so long and didn't have anything to eat? !

Pei Xuan: "..."

The topic changed so quickly that he couldn't bear it.

"Brother... are you kidding me again?" Pei Xuan picked up Shao Tuanzi and shook him.

Shao Tuanzi tucked his bear paws in front of his chest, like a panda doll.He tilted his head and blinked his peasy eyes: "No. I'm serious."

Pei Xuan: "..."

Pei Xuan: "Brother, it's wrong to play tricks right after waking up."

Shao Tuanzi lazily said: "It seems that my junior doesn't believe me when I talk like this."

After all, Shao Tuanzi began to glow.Then his figure gradually elongated, and the sudden increase in weight crushed Pei Xuan, who was caught off guard, on the bed.

Shao Tuanzi propped his hands on both sides of Pei Xuan's head, and his voice was still as lazy as ever: "Junior Brother really doesn't intend to confess to me?"

Pei Xuan: "..."

Pei Xuan: "...Brother, did you get injured and hit your head?"

Shao Tuanzi's expression froze, and he said viciously: "Are you deliberately disrupting the atmosphere?"

This time it was Pei Xuan's turn to be innocent.

You said that my actual age is over a thousand years old. Once I realize it, I can have a thick skin.

Shao Tuanzi looked at Pei Xuan, who looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and a smile appeared in his eyes: "Since the younger brother is unwilling, can the older brother confess to you?"

Pei Xuan's expression became stiff again.

Shao Tuanzi pulled back a game.

"Do you want to accept brother's wishes?" Shao Tuanzi put one hand on Pei Xuan's cheek, leaned over slowly, and kissed Pei Xuan's stiff lips.

After a while, Pei Xuan, whose head barely recovered from the overheating and overload, said, "Senior brother...why suddenly..."

"You've been here for five or six years, and I haven't seen you for five or six years." Shao Tuanzi said, "Do you understand that Xiao Biesheng is newly married?"

It was just a little good feeling at first, but after parting, it gradually fermented into unwillingness to let go, is this a matter of course?

Pei Xuan said: "...Isn't it the panda dumpling's desire to monopolize the breeder?"

Shao Tuanzi: "..."

"Hahahaha senior brother, I was wrong, don't scratch it."

Pei Xuan curled up into a ball, and managed to escape Shao Tuanzi's tickling attack.Looking sideways at the humanoid Shao Tuanzi lying beside him, he still found it incredible.Although he had always vaguely felt that his senior brother was flirting with him, but the sudden confession was a bit too fast.

But thinking about the ten lifetimes they were together, and the five or six years of separation, it seems that this progress may not be considered fast.

Even a little too slow.

But the senior brother is not a person who is very emotional.

The main body, Shao Xianren, thinks about the avatar of Tuanzi who has become shameless, arrogant and self-willed after getting along with the junior brother for a long time, saying that it is great that the junior brother thinks so, and he has saved his face as a senior brother.

Shao Tuanzi suddenly stretched out his hand, took Pei Xuan into his arms, and said, "Junior brother, we..."

Then there was a "bang" from outside, and a bolt of lightning struck the grass outside, and Shao Tuanzi turned into a real Tuanzi in response.

Panda Duanzi: "..."

Pei Xuan: "...Brother? What's going on?"

Shao Tuanzi squatted on the bed and glared viciously out of the window.