The days of cultivating immortals with pandas

The black and white dumpling seemed to be very tired, and even closed their eyes when drinking milk.When Pei Xuan came home from shopping, he was thinking of the panda fairy who was drinking at home, so he went to the mother and baby area by accident, and bought a baby bottle that was said to be very expensive and made of very high-end materials.Seeing Black and White Tuanzi holding the bottle and sucking milk with eyes closed, Pei Xuan thought to himself, this bottle is still worth buying.

After the black and white dumpling sucked the milk, she kept holding the feeding bottle and stopped moving. She seemed to be asleep.I really don't know whether he fell asleep after drinking the milk, or fell asleep while drinking the milk. The act of drinking the milk is actually sleepwalking.

Pei Xuan took the bottle away, Black and White Tuanzi smacked his mouth in dissatisfaction, but did not open his eyes.Pei Xuan pulled a tissue to wipe the black and white dumpling's mouth and face, but the black and white dumpling still didn't wake up.

Pei Xuan said to himself: "It's really hard to imagine..." Imagine that this black and white dumpling is the same person as the immortal who just appeared.

Seeing Black and White Tuanzi sleeping so soundly, Pei Xuan also felt a little sleepy.He yawned and fell asleep after taking a shower.The moment he closed his eyes, Pei Xuan recalled what happened today, and for some reason, that gray ball appeared in his mind again.Pei Xuan "looked" at the ball, and with a thought, the gray ball seemed to be spinning extremely slowly.

Papaxiong on the sofa suddenly opened his eyes. He "watched" the mottled aura gathering towards the bedroom, yelled a few times, then turned over and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

When Pei Xuan woke up the next day, he smelled another foul smell.He looked down and saw that there was another layer of mud crust on his body, which was slightly thinner than yesterday, and the bed sheet and quilt cover also had obvious mud marks.

Pei Xuan rushed into the bathroom to take a shower, and he threw away the bed sheet, quilt cover and pajamas.

"How many more times will we come here?" Pei Xuan sighed.

"Don't get cheap and act good." Black and White Tuanzi's slightly more energetic voice sounded in Pei Xuan's mind, "You haven't practiced any exercises, you can draw Qi into your body by mistake, and you can practice even if you sleep .In the world of practice, no matter how many people practice orthodox exercises and take pills, they can't successfully draw qi into the body once."

Black and White Tuanzi paused: "Of course, this kind of person's qualifications are so poor that people can't bear to look directly at them."

The corners of Pei Xuan's mouth twitched, the Panda Fairy's mouth was quite poisonous.

"Besides milk, do you want to eat something else?" Pei Xuan changed the subject, "Daxian, is your recipe the same as that of ordinary giant pandas?"

Black and White Tuanzi rolled his eyes at Pei Xuan, and said angrily: "Don't call me Daxian, it's like calling me Tiao Dashen. Don't you already know my name? Just call me by name. Otherwise, it's okay to call me senior brother." .”

Pei Xuan was surprised: "Master...brother?"

Black and White Tuanzi snorted coldly: "You are the apprentice appointed by my old man..."

Before the Black and White Tuanzi finished speaking, a thunderbolt struck outside, startling Pei Xuan.

"Stingy." Heiheituanzi muttered, "It's an old man."

There was another thunder strike outside, and someone downstairs screamed that a tree had been struck.

The corner of Pei Xuan's mouth twitched.The agreed rules of this world do not allow immortal cultivators to enter?What happened to these two thunders?

The Black and White Tuanzi seemed to see Pei Xuan's question, and said: "After you build the foundation, he will definitely send someone to look for you, so you will know. Knowing more now will not do you any good."

Pei Xuan smiled wryly: "Okay, then master...brother, is your recipe the same as that of ordinary giant pandas?"

Now that the Panda Fairy had said so, he climbed up the pole.If the practice goes well, he will leave this world sooner or later and enter the world of immortals.In another world, immortal cultivators should also be organized.According to Shao Xian's saying, only a detached person can enter the other world, so there should be a detached person among Shao Xianren's elders.Of course he would not refuse to hug such a thick thigh.

What's more, even if the other party is not a big force, he can feel at ease if he can be in the same sect as someone he knows.

"I eat whatever human beings eat, but I have the same preferences as giant pandas." Black and White Tuanzi said, "When you need to eat, I need to eat. When you reach the foundation building stage, you can fast and I will fast."

Pei Xuan nodded: "Then do you want to eat some fruit puree and vegetable puree?"

Black and White Duanzi thought for a while and said, "I want to add honey."

Pei Xuan smiled and said, "Okay."

Bears really love honey.

After one person and one panda filled their stomachs, Pei Xuan held the dumpling in his arms and talked about what happened yesterday.Although he has stepped into the path of practice, he is still at a loss after this.

Panda Tuanzi was a little uncomfortable at first, but being held by Pei Xuan was more comfortable than lying on his stomach. He moved his ears awkwardly, then obediently shrank his limbs and leaned against Pei Xuan's arms, using Pei Xuan as an armchair: "Just talking about the body's physical condition during practice. Aptitude, there are two kinds of fairy bones and meridians. The combination of the two is called the spiritual root. The fairy bones are divided into seven attributes: gold, wood, water, fire, earth, yin, and sun. The attributes of the fairy bones can absorb what kind of spiritual energy If the attributes are too complex, the aura will interfere with each other, the absorption speed will be slowed down, and it will be accompanied by danger. Therefore, the single-attribute spiritual root is the most popular, followed by the non-contradictory dual-attribute spiritual root. But this is only before the alchemy. After the alchemy, The vitality of the heaven and the earth can be absorbed, and the effect of the spiritual root is very weak."

"The root bone of a person has ten points, and the highest level of immortal bones is nine points. Pills are nine grades, and every third grade is a high grade, that is, the upper, middle and lower three grades. Those who have more than four cents of immortal bones may succeed in building a foundation, and those who have more than six cents of immortal bones may become successful." Gold elixir above mid-grade, and above-average golden elixir may conceive babies. The attributes of the meridians and celestial bones determine the speed at which spiritual energy can be absorbed. Practitioners have a corresponding lifespan in each realm. Even if there are nine points of celestial bones, if the attributes are too complicated, the meridians will be blocked. The speed of practice is too slow, before reaching the next level, it has already turned into dust. Therefore, the spiritual root determines the practitioner's starting point."

"Physical aptitude can be washed with heaven and earth spirit treasures, so in the sects with deep foundations, understanding is more important. It's just that the heaven and earth spirit treasures for washing aptitude are precious, unless the understanding is top-notch and the person is related to the cultivation of great power, otherwise it will take a lot of effort. It's better to find outstanding spiritual root disciples, and train a few more."

"However, there are exceptions to everything." Heihei Tuanzi changed the subject and said, "If there is an adventure, there will be someone who can absorb all the vitality of the world from the very beginning. You are like this. According to my guess, the thunder should be a water attribute and a metal spirit The spirit plants in the amber you carry are of earth and wood attributes. After they collide, a fire-attribute aura is produced due to the power of lightning. I don’t know what happened to the five auras, and they will wash away your fairy bone attributes and restore them to Chaos. But when the five attributes collide, why don’t you die? Instead, you are refined into a chaotic fairy bone, which can even absorb the spiritual power of the two special attributes of the yin and the sun. It can only be said that the reason why the adventure is an adventure is that it is unimaginable and cannot be replicated. By the way, where did your amber come from? Passed down from your ancestors?"

Pei Xuan said with a dry smile, "It's a tourist souvenir I bought when I was traveling abroad. Because it looks good, I always wear it."

Black and White Tuanzi said in a strange tone: "As expected of a person who gathers the luck of the universe, it is not surprising that any miracle happens to you."

Pei Xuan was dizzy when he heard it, but he only needed to know that he had taken a huge advantage and could absorb any spiritual energy.

"I read that there is a thunder root and an ice spirit root in the novel, but is there not one in reality?" Pei Xuan asked curiously.

"Thunder and ice are a kind of power, not aura. For example, no matter what kind of spiritual root can practice thunder, the lightning power contained in the spiritual thing you meet is metal and wood attributes." Black and White Tuanzi said, " If you want to cultivate immortality, you must first abandon the rules of this world. The rules of the two worlds are different in all aspects, including the way of material existence and related energy forms. Therefore, the two worlds cannot be integrated."

Pei Xuan nodded.He has studied physics, and the rules of macrophysics and microphysics are different, let alone two universes.

"Okay, there is nothing else to ask. As for how to cultivate, you don't need to ask, and I can't tell you if you ask. You can do what you did before. Although generally speaking, starting from the establishment of the foundation, the more advanced the skill The better the foundation is, the higher the grade of the alchemy will be. But you can't use common sense to speculate, who knows if you will be able to successfully build the foundation and form a top-grade golden alchemy through casual cultivation?" Very rude tone.

The corner of Pei Xuan's mouth twitched. Is practicing cultivation as simple as eating and drinking?What does it mean to be able to succeed through casual practice?Even in novels, top-grade golden pills are rare, right?Although the protagonists of the novel can cultivate high-grade golden elixir, there will be many hardships along the way, right?

Pei Xuan always felt that his path of cultivating immortality was full of uncertainties and unreliability.But he has nothing to do now.

"Let's talk about this later." Pei Xuan sighed, "Can I still go to work during my practice?"

Black and White Tuanzi said solemnly: "The higher the realm, the longer the time to enter meditation. Is there a boss who can agree with you to ask for leave every now and then, and the vacation time is not fixed?"

"Obviously impossible." Pei Xuan smiled wryly, "So the most urgent thing now is to make money? Let me think about it. With the novel routine, should I go to pick up antiques, or gamble on stones? Or should I go to teach people Feng Shui? Heal diseases?"

"You can see the aura fluctuations, but antiques have nothing to do with aura, so don't think about it. Stones with aura are not necessarily gems, and gambling on stones is impossible. Although Fengshui and healing can arouse aura, will others believe you? "The Black and White Tuanzi continued to be serious.

Pei Xuan felt a little headache: "Then go to the deep mountains and old forests to find herbs to sell?"

A penny is hard to kill a hero, and cultivating immortals also costs money.

Black and White Tuanzi nodded, and the fluffy ears on the top of his head trembled: "This is a way to make money, but I have a faster one."

Pei Xuan asked curiously, "What way?"

Black and White Tuanzi said: "With your current ear and skill, you can completely follow the leaders of the major officials, find out where their ill-gotten wealth is, and then take it for yourself."

Pei Xuan: "..."

Black and White Tuanzi continued: "But you have to be careful not to let the camera take pictures of you. You can wear a hood. Now you don't know any spells, that is, you can run faster and jump higher, and your five senses are more sensitive. Be more careful."

Pei Xuan: "..."

Pei Xuan: "...I'd better dig herbs and go on a trip tomorrow. The aura in the forest is more abundant than that in the city, and it's more conducive to cultivation."

Black and White Tuanzi moved his ears in dissatisfaction, and said, "Are you taking me for a joke? According to the reports of the fallen officials in yesterday's news, their property is hidden in villas or cellars. As long as you know the location, it is very easy for you to take it away. They’re still afraid to call the police. What a way to make money.”

Pei Xuan said: "Okay, that's the decision. I'm going out to buy the things I need to survive in the wild. You watch TV at home and wait for me to come back."

"Hey, hey! Listen to me!" Seeing that Pei Xuan was ignoring him, Black and White Tuanzi shouted angrily, "Hmm."

Pei Xuan looked at the sky.How can he deal with a series of technological anti-theft tools such as monitors and alarms if he does not know spells?The difficulty was too high, and he said that he was really powerless.

The author has something to say: starting from the next chapter, calling Black and White Tuanzi Shao Tuanzi can save one word.

I have always been curious, why do pandas sleep on their stomachs and breathe smoothly?Does your nose hurt?I decided to go to the Panda Base again this weekend to collect materials.Alas, for us Chengdu people, seeing pandas is like visiting a park, and we can go there every weekend, ┑(￣Д￣)┍.