The days of cultivating immortals with pandas

Pei Xuan looked up at the sunlight in the gaps in the leaves of the dense forest, and sighed.

where is this?

Pei Xuan looked down at the compass in his hand. The compass first circled half a circle to the left, then circled half a circle to the right, and finally trembled back and forth a few times like a cramp, and then went back and forth.When he realized something was wrong yesterday, Pei Xuan immediately walked back.When he entered the forest, he marked the trees along the road and had a compass, thinking that it would not be difficult to return.Who knew that he was walking back in the direction indicated by the compass, but he couldn't find the tree he had marked.Even the compass is useless now.

Could it be that he accidentally entered some incredible secret realm?

"It's just that there is magnetite underground." Pei Xuan smiled wryly.

Pei Xuan is not a donkey friend, but met a stupid boss who was doing outreach training, and asked a training company who didn't know if he had the qualifications to drag them into the forest at the foot of Sishu Mountain for field outreach activities.

The so-called field expansion activities are to hike through this mountain forest and be a fake donkey friend.It is said that this can exercise employees' independent ability, ability to endure hardship, and ability to adapt to changing circumstances.But in Pei Xuan's view, a group of them who had never had any experience in field adventures were thrown into the forest alone without any training. This was not an activity but a death.

The team prepared enough emergency supplies for everyone, and distributed a positioning system, saying that if someone did not come out by the evening, someone would be sent to look for it, and safety was absolutely no problem.But Pei Xuan has spent the whole night trembling in this mountain forest, but no one came to look for him, maybe there is something wrong with the positioning system.

"If I had known this would happen to me, I would rather resign than participate in such a bloody activity." Pei Xuan sighed.

The boss is an idiot, and he stipulates that this event, regardless of gender, unless there is a hospital sick leave certificate, otherwise no one can ask for leave for anything, otherwise it will be treated as absenteeism.Even a male colleague who wanted to ask for leave to attend his cousin's wedding was beaten back.

Pei Xuan's punishment for absenteeism in his unit was very severe, and his year-end bonus was directly cut in half. Even though he felt that this kind of outreach activity was simply sick, Pei Xuan still participated.

At that time, he laughed at himself that "people die for money and birds die for food", but in fact, he still had a fluke mentality in his heart.Seems to be in danger now?

"According to the self-rescue manual I found on the Internet, at this time I should find an open place, preferably with a water source, light a fire, and wait for rescue." Pei Xuan said to himself, "But who? Can you tell me where there is an open place with a source of water?"

The map didn't work at all, and he had no idea where he was.

Relying on his memory and the marks he made on the tree, Pei Xuan turned around and turned back.Anyway, he wanted to get to where the compass was useful first.Then he was horrified to find that the mark was made a minute ago, and now the tree for the mark could not be found.

"If it wasn't for my instant memory loss, then there is something wrong with this forest. But no matter what kind of guess...it's not good." Pei Xuan took a few deep breaths and forced himself to calm down.

Pei Xuan has always been judged by acquaintances as having a good mental quality.If it were someone who was more vulnerable, he would have panicked and cried bitterly.

Standing still is not an option, Pei Xuan thought for a while, took out a roll of tape from his bag, tied one end to the tree trunk, used it as a rope, and walked forward with the other end.Not knowing if this would work against the maze, he had to try.

When a roll of tape was about to run out, Pei Xuan suddenly saw something slowly wriggling on the trunk of a tree.Pei Xuan was startled, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be a black and white dumpling slowly moving down the tree trunk.

"It scared me to death..." Pei Xuan showed a rare smile on his face.Although we are in a desperate situation, we can actually see a wild national treasure. Is this a sign of good luck?

But such a small baby panda should not live alone, right?Is there a she-bear around here?Pei Xuan suddenly became nervous.

The female bear with cubs is extremely aggressive, so don't let him meet.

"Little guy, goodbye." Pei Xuan decided to leave here as soon as possible before the mother bear came back.But before leaving, Pei Xuan hesitated whether to go up and stroke the baby panda's fur.If he misses this time, he may not have the chance to touch the giant panda with his own hands.Baby pandas shouldn't be fierce, right?

Just brushing the fur, shouldn't be so bad luck that the female bear just comes back, right?If it runs away or growls at me, I leave immediately?The moment Pei Xuan hesitated, the black and white dumpling had slid down from the tree, hopped like a rabbit to Pei Xuan's feet, stood up with difficulty, and hugged Pei Xuan's big...calf.

Pei Xuan suddenly felt that the exhaustion in his body seemed to disappear in an instant.

He was hugged by the giant panda baby...he was hugged...he was hugged...the trick that he only saw on TV before, but today he also enjoyed it!Even if he is now in trouble in the mountains, even if there may be a ferocious female bear nearby, even if he is a man, he still cannot resist the joy of being hugged by a panda cub.

Who said that mature men don't like cute things, it must not be cute enough!

Pei Xuan lowered his head, and when he was about to stretch out his evil hand to stroke his fur, the baby panda also raised its head.One person and one bear looked at each other, and a child's voice suddenly sounded in Pei Xuan's mind.

"Young man, I see that your skeleton is very strange, do you want to follow me to cultivate immortality?"

Pei Xuan: "???"

What was that sound in my head just now?Who is talking to me?Am I hallucinating?

The black and white dumpling impatiently patted Pei Xuan's leg with its bear paw, and a voice sounded in Pei Xuan's mind again: "Young man, I want to ask you something."

Pei Xuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, tremblingly said: "Are you talking to me?"

"Hmm, um!" Black and White Tuanzi shouted impatiently.

Pei Xuan laughed dryly: "Although I should be happy to have an adventure..."

But not happy at all? !After getting lost, you suddenly meet a black and white dumpling, and the black and white dumpling suddenly talks in your mind to ask you to cultivate immortality. Who would accept this so easily? !Black and white dumpling and cultivating immortals have so many pitfalls that people can’t finish their mouths. Who knows whether this black and white dumpling is a fairy, a monster, or a devil. The so-called cultivating immortals is real or a lie. of.

Pei Xuan felt a little dizzy, should he kick this suspected panda away and run away with a scream?Sure enough, it should be like this, right?

"If you don't agree, I won't let you out." A voice sounded in Pei Xuan's mind again, "You can keep walking around here."

Pei Xuan licked his lips and said, "I got lost this time, so it must have something to do with you?"

Black and White Tuanzi nodded, the black ears on his head trembling like Mickey Mouse.

"If I don't agree, you won't let me out?"

Black and White Tuanzi nodded again, and his soft ears quivered again.

This is a sub-question.

Which do you choose between the future danger and the immediate danger?

I choose "Keep the green hills, and don't worry about no firewood".

"Okay, I agree." Pei Xuan said helplessly.

Agree first, let's talk after you get out.When he returns to the city where people come and go, this panda spirit may not be able to figure out the tricks.

Probably, maybe, possibly.

The moment Pei Xuan agreed, he seemed to feel something passing through his body, but he didn't feel any discomfort in his body, so it was just an illusion or being blown by the wind.

Black and White Tuanzi let go of the bear paws that hugged Pei Xuan's calf, and walked forward slowly, as if to lead the way for Pei Xuan.When he was leaving, he turned his head and stared at Pei Xuan threateningly.

"Hurry up and keep up."

Pei Xuan listened to the voice in his head, thinking how fast this is, you are walking too slowly.

"That... Panda Immortal, I'll hold you, can you show me the way?" No wonder Panda Immortal wanted to use a rabbit to hop just now, it was because of his short legs, right?

The black and white dumpling was stunned, silently raised its front paws, and sat on the ground, looking like a black and white rice dumpling from the back.Pei Xuan seemed to feel a very bleak atmosphere.

So Panda Immortal, do you want to be hugged or not?If you want to go by yourself, hop with a rabbit.Xiao Neiba is really too slow, with the area of ​​this mountain forest, it will take several days and nights to walk.Pei Xuan complained in his heart.

A seemingly hopeless voice sounded in Pei Xuan's mind: "Hug it."

Pei Xuan suddenly felt less scared.

He held back the black and white dumpling with a smile, and wanted to brush off the dirt and dead leaves on the black and white dumpling, but found that the black and white dumpling was very clean, not to mention the little butt sitting on the ground, and even the four bear paws that were walking. A little dust.

Is it really Panda Immortal?

The black and white dumpling nestled in Pei Xuan's arms, the bear paw pointed forward, and Pei Xuan moved in that direction.After walking for a few minutes, Pei Xuan suddenly found a familiar place.He didn't wait for Black and White Tuanzi to continue to show the way, he walked quickly to a tree, looked at the symbols carved on the trunk, and suddenly had the urge to cry.

At this time, Pei Xuan's cell phone, which had been out of signal for a long time, suddenly vibrated and rang loudly.Originally, his mobile phone was out of battery, but fortunately he brought a power bank, and he just charged it up last night.

Pei Xuan held the black and white dumpling with one hand, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket with the other hand, no matter if it was an unknown number on it, he immediately answered the channel: "Hello, hello!"

"Hello, are you Pei Xuan? We are the rescue team, and we finally got in touch with you." The person on the other side of the phone was obviously relieved, "We have found your location, is the compass still there?"

"Yes." Pei Xuan said hurriedly.

"Okay, follow my instructions and walk in the direction of [-] degrees west by south, until you reach the small river. A helicopter will pick you up then."

"Thank you, thank you..." Pei Xuan said excitedly.

He hung up the phone and immediately walked [-] degrees south by west. After a few steps, he looked down at the black and white dumpling who had a blank expression on his face and didn't know what he was thinking: "You go back with me? Stolen panda , starting in five years."

I haven't practiced immortality yet, I'm in prison.

Black and White Tuanzi silently crawled from Pei Xuan's arms to Pei Xuan's shoulders, then nimbly pulled away his half-empty mountaineering bag with his bear paws, and rolled into it headlong.

"Okay, the zipper is closed." Black and White Tuanzi said in Pei Xuan's mind.

Pei Xuan: "..."

Isn't hiding a panda stolen? !

The author has something to say: Instructions for opening pits as usual:

The one about the bunny hopping is Gong, but what I wrote is actually Gentle, Mature, Wisdom, and Gong.