Guidian

In the tangled courtyard, I finally found Pixiu, who was lying on a dilapidated recliner and enjoying the shade under the walnut tree.

Pixiu can't help being stingy to others, and he is also quite stingy to himself. The broken bamboo recliner he is lying on has been repaired in several places, and it looks like it will fall apart if touched.And the teapot that the guy was holding was not a good thing, it should be the kind of 31 and 50 teapots in the night market.Take a look at the clothes Pixiu is wearing. The upper body is a baggy old man’s shirt, the collar is thanked, and there are many holes. Not to mention the pants, a pair of wide-leg pants from an unknown age, which can be washed. Look at the vertical and horizontal fibers.

After all, it's a divine beast, but it's terrifying to have ruined itself to such an extent!

Boss Tao walked over in stride, raised his foot, looked over, and even threw the chair and people into the street.

Pixiu jumped up with a cry, and squatted on the ground feeling sorry for his broken recliner, "Who? No eyes...Xiaotao??"

Boss Peach sneered.

Pixiu was stunned for two seconds, then turned around and ran into his room.

"Where are you going!" Boss Tao grabbed the other person's hair and rubbed him vigorously under his creaking nest, "Want to run? Huh?"

"Oh, my hairstyle!!" Pai Yao wailed.

"Hey, Xiao Pi, this is your...friend?" The neighbor's aunt came out to pour water, and she couldn't help being surprised when she saw the man standing all over the yard.

"Auntie, we are his colleagues." Liu Liu smiled and walked over, looking at the neighbor's aunt tenderly.

The aunt looked dazed for a moment, then smiled and said, "Since we are colleagues, why don't you please come in quickly? It's very hot outside." After speaking, she returned to her room with the basin in her hand.

Pixiu's room is as simple as his clothes, there are only two rooms, cupboards are placed outside, the white walls are simply scraped, a few broken wooden benches, and a mottled broken table left over from an unknown age , In the room, there is a very old double bed welded by green steel pipes, with wooden boards on it, and a very old mattress on the wooden boards. On the mattresses are straw mats that are covered with sweat-stained figures.There is a very old writing desk in the corner, on which there are a few books, a broken desk lamp that is about the same age as the neighbor's aunt and her son, and a broken army green telephone.Above their heads, an old-fashioned ceiling fan should not have been turned on for many years, and there was actually a spider web hanging from it.

The most surprised person in this group of people is probably Mr. Zhong.

Zhong Yunqi thought that she had time-traveled, to the 60s.

But they said that man is Pixiu, not only a mythical beast, but also the boss of the director of the Special Investigation Bureau! !

This house is amazing, it's like a slum!

"Chaos, release the barrier!" Boss Tao began to roll up his sleeves.

Assistant Zhang set up the barrier obediently. Few people can break the barrier of chaos, but he seldom sets the barrier, because if he really encountered something scary, he would have run away in a shit, and there is no setting. What about the enchantment idea?

The air of chaos enveloped the two small rooms, and Pai Yao hid in the corner with his head in his arms and shouted, "Xuanyuan Xiaotao, let me tell you, I'm a civil servant now, do you understand? If you beat a civil servant, you will go to jail!"

"Then what do you do with taking bribes and deducting your subordinates' salary?" Boss Tao stood in the shape of a teapot, pointed at Pixiu and began to scold.

After all, Mr. Zhong was a bit sensible, he stepped forward to stop Xiaotao, no matter what, it was not good to continue cursing like this.An Yao grabbed him and whispered in his ear: "Please, if you go over, be careful not to get entangled by Pixiu."

Mr. Zhong looked at the guy who was scolding Xiaotao, and replied in a low voice: "You can't just scold like this, can you?"

An Yao showed a strange smile, "I can still fight in a while, I can't beat this guy, it doesn't mean that Xiao Tao can't beat either."

As soon as the words fell, the two scolding each other tore up.

"You scumbag, let me see if you really don't have chrysanthemums!!"

"Get the hell out of here, what right do you foodie have to say about me!!"

There was no beauty in the fight between the two, it was just a hand-to-hand fight, scratching their faces, pulling their hair and tearing their clothes.Pixiu's clothes had been washed into rags, so Xiaotao couldn't help tearing them, and the crotch cracked with a swipe, revealing two halves of white and fat buttocks, and a very tender little chrysanthemum in the middle.

"Damn it, Pixiu actually has chrysanthemums!" Lei Zhenzi was shocked.

Pixiu became angry from embarrassment, showing the prototype of a lion, opened his mouth and bit at Xiaotao.With a sneer, Xiaotao turned into a glutton, lowered her head, and raised her two sharp horns.

Fortunately, the two of them had a little bit of rationality left, and the prototype was only the size of a Shiba dog. Jumping up and down in this square inch, the spider webs on the electric fan were falling down.

Zhong Yunqi silently followed the others into the smaller living room, watching the two little beasts tearing apart expressionlessly.

He looked around and found that except for his original body, which may be in human form, everyone else is basically in animal form.Oh no, Nezha is a lotus root bully, Lei Zhenzi...should be a bird?

Pixiu was no match for Taotie, and was pushed to the ground after a few rounds.Xiaotao returned to her body and grabbed Pixiu's two hind legs and shook vigorously, "Spit it out, spit it out!!!"

Pixiu was shaken with starry eyes, opened his mouth and vomited out a lot of things.

Zhong Yunqi no longer knew what kind of expression he should make, he was blinded by the mountain-like things spit out by Pixiu.

"Hold him!" Xiaotao flicked her arm, Pixiu flew across the air, and fell in front of Lingzhu.

Lingzhuzi and Lei Zhenzi pressed their arms and legs, and held Pixiu down.

Scratching the ground with Pixiu's angry front paws, "Xuanyuan Xiaotao, you rascal, robber!! Believe it or not, I will file a complaint in 33 days!! Tell old Xuanyuan that you bullied me!!"

"Hehe..." Xiaotao sneered, picked out two items from the pile and threw them to Lei Zhenzi, "Is this the gift from you two?"

It was a bag of longan-sized pearls and a cattail fan made of unknown origin, both of which looked extremely luxurious.

Lei Zhenzi took the things back and said worriedly, "Boss Tao, can we still work in this investigation bureau?"

"Fired, fired!!" Pixiu shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Yes, why not? The salary is paid monthly, with food and housing included. If he disagrees, I will beat him for three meals!" Xiaotao continued to sneer: "Beat until he spits out all the stuff in his stomach."

An Yao took the lead in applauding, "Good!!"

Chi-chi-chi-chi applause sounded, and Xiao Tao shook her head triumphantly, "At any rate, the young master is also the number one hooligan in the wild!"

What the hell is a good title?Zhong Yunqi held her forehead, she was speechless.

The pile of gold, silver, treasures, porcelain vases and jade bowls were pulled away by Boss Tao. He picked and picked a pile and pushed them to An Yao's side, "Xiao An took them to make up for the leaks. You have to spend the money you should spend in this line of work. Save money." I can't save a fart, I've been eaten!"

An Yao happily accepted the things, "Thank you, Boss Tao, for the reward."

Xiaotao picked out another pair of bells and threw them to Liu Liu, "Tongxin Bell, you and your coward each have one, and you can find them no matter how far you are in the future, don't worry."

Liu Liu took the bell happily, "Thank you boss!"

"Save this pair of kodama bowls for Mr. Zhong!" Boss Tao picked out a pair of suet jade to play with, they were very beautiful.

Mr. Zhong quickly refused, "No, it's better not to use it."

Boss Tao gave him a charming look, "This is one of the dowry."

Mr. Zhong: ...

In this situation of dividing spoils, what should I say to be more in line with the Three Views?

Mr. Zhong was a little depressed.

A bunch of things were picked and picked, and nothing was left in the end. Those that were not selected were filled into the running water inventory of the special investigation team in the future, and An Yao took care of them.

Pixiu burst into tears, very sad, very sad.

He changed back into a human form, threw off Nezha's restraints, climbed onto his crumbling bed, wrapped himself in a quilt, and wailed loudly, "Xiao Tao, I want to break up with you, you are awesome, are you amazing? ? Woohoo, I want to sue!! Are you bullying me and no one can take care of me?? Ohhhhhh!!"

Boss Tao flicked a luminous pearl towards him, and said coldly, "It's useless to cry, Pixiu. Since you are in this position, you have to do it well for me. Are the baskets that have come out of your hand these few years really rare?" You still have the face to cry? If I were you, I would have smashed my head to death in shame! If you don’t want to work here anymore, go to Hongjun and ask him to find someone to replace you. If you still want to eat at the public house, give it to me Be honest and stop making trouble!"

Pixiu cried: "Why are you so fierce? If it wasn't for the old man Xuanyuan to support you, you would be so arrogant? Where were you when I was squatting on the dragon's veins to resist the dragon's energy from leaking out? You only eat, sleep and sleep everywhere. What else can you do in a fight!! How amazing is it that someone wipes your ass?"

"Yes, it's amazing!" Boss Tao said in a sonorous tone.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! I would rather not be with you in reincarnation, if I were you, I would die with a headshot!"

An Yao and Liu Liu's expressions changed, and they quickly looked at Xiaotao, fearing that he would tear it down again in a hurry.

Boss Tao lifted his chin triumphantly, took Mr. Zhong's arm and said, "Hmph, we are already together!"

Pixiu stopped crying immediately, stared at Zhong Yunqi dumbfounded, and after a while showed a weird smile and said, "Just be happy." After saying that, he got into the quilt and put on his clothes carefully, lifted the quilt and got off the ground , looked at Zhong Yunqi again, and said that as long as you are happy.

Mr. Zhong was baffled, and always felt that there was something in Pixiu's words.

"You're just jealous, you're so stingy, no one would want to be with you!" Xiao Tao was triumphant.