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Chrysanthemum Protector Tiger Jiao: [Picture] [Picture] The group of gu carvings next door made a fuss again, saying that his family lost three of them, and asked who of us saw it.

Gourmet Boss Peach: Did you show them face?You tell them that I ate two of them, and they have been thrown to hell by An Yao.

Chrysanthemum Protector Tiger Jiao: Oh, recently I feel that the mortal world is a bit chaotic, everyone must be careful.

The people in the group started chatting about all kinds of nonsense in the world again, Xiaotao cut to another group.

【Flower, Bird, Fish and Insect Management Office】

Gourmet Boss Peach: I heard that someone is making trouble here?What about dying?

Lu Shu who gave birth to a son: Kowtow to Boss Xiaotao!

Cute raccoon: Kowtow to Boss Xiaotao!

Cute Feiyi: Kowtow to Boss Xiaotao!

Cute Manman: Kowtow to Boss Xiaotao!

Gourmet Boss Peach: What about Gu carvings?Get out of here, grandpa!

Cute Gu Carving: Kowtow to Boss Xiaotao!

Gourmet Boss Peach: Who asked you to use the three words cute?

Gu Diao: Boss Tao, hehe...well, my family is missing three people, just now Hujiao said that you ate them...

Gourmet Boss Peach: Yes, do you have an opinion?

Gu Diao: Uh, the Yellow Emperor once made rules...

Gourmet Boss Peach: Why do you tell me the rules?If he hadn't set the rules, you guys wouldn't be able to swallow a piece of it in one gulp!Since you told me the rules, I will tell you, those three were tossing around in the Leizu Temple, and they were fooled into trying to grab Leizu's artifact, and even attacked Ji Xuanyuan's body. I ate them in one bite. You're embarrassing, if you follow the old master's temper, will you just let you believe it?

Gu Diao: Damn, I don't know, boss Xie Xiaotao is so kind to you!I will definitely investigate this matter!

Gourmet Boss Peach: Get lost!I am leaving.

Lu Shu who gave birth to a son: Congratulations to Boss Xiaotao!

Cute raccoon force: Congratulations to Boss Xiaotao!

Lovely Feiyi: Congratulations to Boss Xiaotao!

Cute Manman: Congratulations to Boss Xiaotao!

Feng Jiu sat on the co-pilot, turned around and raised the phone with a smile, "Gu Diao said he didn't know?"

Xiaotao clicked her tongue: "Do you have an undercover agent in that group?"

Their 33-day gods and beasts seldom contact the ordinary little gods and beasts in the lower world, mainly because they are too coercive, and they are afraid that the other party will be scared to death, so only some special attendants will always be with them.For example, Chang'e's Jade Rabbit and Liu Liuyingzi who worked as a buddy for Boss Tao.

"Qing Luan is a distant relative of my family," Feng Jiu said, "Gu Diao's words are not trustworthy, I think he deliberately tossed in the group, so as to put himself aside."

Xiao Tao sneered and said: "Whether you leave it or not, I am not afraid of their tossing. And since they dare to cooperate with those people behind our backs, they must be prepared to die. I have already thought about it. , They better not let me waste my time."

"Gu carvings are just scumbags. They probably felt resentful because they were on the wrong team in the God Realm War. This time... it's not a question of being afraid or not. It's about guarding against villains. They won't bite you but disgust you. I can't stand it either." Feng Jiu doesn't have any affection for the group of Gu carvings.

"Yeah," Xiaotao nodded, and said again, "You speak too loudly, and you're disturbing my Mr. Zhong."

Feng Jiu's face darkened, and she raised her middle finger at him: "Get out!" Then she sat up straight in embarrassment, and complained: "Single dogs have no way out."

An Yao said: "What are you afraid of, I will be single with you."

Feng Jiu gave birth to the loveless Ge Youpan, "No, my stomach hurts when I see your serious face..."

When they arrived in City S, the sky was slightly pale, and the birds were singing one after another, making it very lively.

An Yao passed through the city and drove the car directly onto the mountain road.

City S is an ancient city, and more than 100 mortal emperors established their capitals here, which shows that the dragon veins are at their peak.

When Zhong Yunqi woke up, she found herself lying sideways on the back seat of the car, with a soft and fluffy pillow under her head, and she was making a snoring sound.He stood up in surprise, and found that Boss Tao had turned into a small glutton, sleeping soundly on his belly, and he was just now pillowed on that fluffy belly.

He got up lightly, reached out and rubbed the little Taotie's stomach.Little Taotie stretched out his paws, raised his head in a daze and rubbed against his palm, his front paws hugged his wrist and continued to snore.

Simply adorable!

Mr. Zhong immediately felt that being a breeder is actually quite good, and it is much more worry-free than being a boyfriend.

Seeing that he was awake, Feng Jiu opened a window and started smoking.

An Yao said: "The place is almost here, I can smell a pungent stench."

Zhong Yunqi also opened the window, the mountain breeze in the morning was a bit cool, the air was fresh, and there was no strange smell.But...he looked up to the mountain, only felt the faint golden light shimmering, but the golden light was entwined with traces of black energy.

The little Taotie seemed to feel the temperature change, and crawled along Mr. Zhong's arm, humming and chirping, curled up into a ball, raised his paws to cover his face, and continued to sleep.

Zhong Yunqi touched the soft fur on his body, pinched the paws with thick pads, and her heart turned into water tenderly.

The business vehicle passed quickly through the mountains, and the scenery on both sides became more and more barren. The low hills were full of large and small cave dwellings, which were dilapidated.Occasionally, a figure emerged from the cave, dusty like a groundhog, staring blankly at their car from a distance, and then went back as if frightened.

"This place is desolate enough. I'm afraid no one has lived here for decades." Feng Jiu smoked a cigarette and looked outside with squinted eyes.

"Nobody? I just saw someone coming out of some cave dwellings." Zhong Yunqi thought it wasn't a ghost.

Feng Jiu laughed twice, "That's not a human, nor a ghost, but a mountain puppet. After being an earth-bound spirit for too long, he did a few meritorious deeds and transformed into a mountain puppet that can possess a short-term entity. Basically, they will only appear in places where there used to be people but then all the people disappeared. If they can practice steadily for hundreds of thousands of years, they may become local patron saints, such as the Lord of the Land."

Zhong Yunqi seemed to understand but half understood.

"There should be a land master in this place, and the grade is not too low." An Yao's voice was slightly hoarse after driving all the way, "When we get to the place, find out the person and ask."

The car drove smoothly on the bumpy mountain road, and quickly turned into a mountain depression, and the blackened porcelain kiln appeared in front of it.

"Here we are." An Yao stopped the car, opened the door and walked down.

There are a few people outside the porcelain kiln, looking disheartened, squatting there without caring about their appearance, smoking like migrant workers.

"Xiao Jiu!" An Yao greeted.

A migrant worker stood up and responded slowly, "Brother Seven."

Taotie woke up suddenly, he raised his head, sniffed his nose twice, "Hey, I smell the smell of seafood."

Zhong Yunqi didn't understand what it meant, he opened the car door and asked, "Do you want to come down together?"

Little Taotie jumped out of the car and ran towards the porcelain kiln, "Qi Kiss, you smell so good!"

The migrant worker screamed, threw himself on his elder brother, jumped on An Yao's neck two or three times, grabbed his seventh brother's hair and screamed: "Why is Taotie here!!!!"

Thousands of years ago, Chi Kiss slept by the sea, and was woken up by an inexplicable heat.Opening his eyes, he found that he was put into a huge bronze gui, the soup was bubbling, and there was a glutton lying outside, muttering: "Why is it not cooked yet, why is it not cooked yet..."

This has become a nightmare for his whole life. As a dragon son, he was almost cooked and eaten by Taotie, and it was a joke to tell it!

Taotie circled around An Yao's feet, like a dog that saw delicious food, drooling.

As a plump seashell full of divine power, Chi Kiss has a huge appeal to gourmets.

An Yao was overwhelmed by his younger brother's screams, "Mr. Zhong, please take care of your gluttonous family! You are scaring my younger brother!"

Zhong Yunqi is a bit embarrassing, it's like her own dog ran to harass other people's dogs when she let it out, as the owner still felt a little stressed and embarrassed.

"Xiao Tao, come back!" He beckoned.

Taotie hesitated for a moment between the food and Mr. Zhong's embrace, and then Sa Yazi ran to Mr. Zhong's feet, hugged Mr. Zhong's long legs, and jumped up two or three times. The monkey was on top and turned into a human form.

Zhong Yunqi's hands sank, and she said helplessly, "Can't you just keep looking like a little beast?"

Boss Tao said shyly, "I've always been a little stern."

Zhong Yunqi:? ? ?

He felt something was wrong.

Mr. Zhong let go, "Come down, there are so many people watching. Don't tell me that they are not human, and even if they are not human!"

Liu Liu hugged a pink pig and stood beside Mr. Zhong, panting and panting in a chaotic sleep, her paws tightly hooking the front of Liu Liu's clothes, occasionally babbling.

"Mr. Zhong, let me introduce you. This is my younger brother Chi Kiss." An Yao pointed to the big man who had just climbed off his body.

"Worship the Yellow Emperor!" Chi Kiss stepped forward and kowtowed.

Zhong Yunqi was taken aback, and quickly avoided, "Oh, what are you doing?"

"Worship the Yellow Emperor!" The rest of the migrant workers rushed over and knelt together.

Zhong Yunqi's head is getting bigger.

An Yao pulled people up one by one, and continued to introduce without changing his face: "This is Feiyi, and this is Fuzhu, these two can control water like my brother; these two are the mountain gods and land here, and the last one is Mountain ghost."

Mr. Zhong, who has entered the world of mythology, is a little confused.

"Mountain ghost? Aren't all mountain ghosts female?" He looked at the elegant and elegant man with glasses, and then at the red leopard and raccoon behind him, wondering.He had read the "Chu Ci Nine Songs" written by Qu Yuan, which clearly stated that the mountain ghost is a goddess.

Shan Gui smiled and stretched out his hand, and introduced himself: "Shan Gui also has men and women, I am a man, and I work as a tour guide in S City."

Mr. Zhong shook hands with him, feeling that it is not easy to be a god, but he is actually a tour guide...

"This is Master Taotie? I've heard his name for a long time but I haven't seen him in person, and now I've only seen him once. The little god is so polite." The mountain ghost knelt down again.

"Excuse me." Xiao Tao waved her hand and said, "Just call me Boss Tao."

"I heard that Boss Tao will buy some rare and exotic goods? The little god can't leave here too far, but I have accumulated some things in my hand and want to sell them to Boss Tao." The mountain ghost stood up and pushed his glasses, humble.

"No problem, whether you want to exchange money or something, you can just tell me when the time comes." Xiaotao nodded seriously, "Pirate websites are so dirty, they actually replaced Jin Xiaojiang with their own! I can't bear it." ?”