Guidian

Zhong Yunqi stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office, enjoying herself playing with her glasses.

Something transparent floated across the sky, not clouds or plastic bags.

A monotonous cell phone ringing interrupted his self-entertainment, looking at the small nine characters on the screen, he didn't want to pick it up.Because he always felt that Feng Jiu seemed to have become the babysitter of that Gui shop.In a few words, my 30 yuan was gone.

He looked at the so-called Taotie nails on his right wrist. Last night he studied for a long time and found that each nail was engraved with seal characters.He has never learned seal characters, but when he saw these small characters, a few words naturally appeared in his mind.

The way of observing the sky, the journey of holding the sky, is complete.

There are five thieves in the sky, and those who see them will prosper.

The five thieves are in the heart, and they are executed in the sky...

It is "Yellow Emperor Yin Fu Jing".

It seems very familiar.

The phone jingled persistently. Fortunately, the ringtone was not a song, otherwise the man would have sang his throat.

Zhong Yunqi connected to the phone with a headache.

"Come out for dinner?" Feng Jiu's voice was very cheerful, "I found a very delicious private kitchen."

"Don't go." Mr. Zhong was obviously very angry with the nurse, "There are still steamed buns at home, and they will easily spoil if you don't finish them."

"Oh shit! You can't finish it and freeze it! Save it as a snack and eat it slowly, are you still a meal?" Feng Jiu giggled, "It's rare to eat it once, are you willing to finish it after a few meals?"

There are nuts in the chestnut noodles, which are very sweet and chewy. He couldn't help eating a lot when he got home last night. Later, he couldn't bear to eat it, so he put it all in the refrigerator.

Now that Feng Jiu said that small thought in his heart, he felt a little uncomfortable, "I don't want to eat with you, I'm afraid I can't help but beat you up when I see you."

Feng Jiu laughed hahaha, "Come on, I'll wait for you!" After speaking, she hung up the phone.

When Zhong Yunqi walked to the parking lot, it was getting dark. He drove out of the parking lot, looked at the busy viaduct in the distance, and couldn't help but play the game of taking off his glasses and putting them on.

A few people stood at the crossroads, they disappeared when they put on their glasses, and reappeared when they took them off.It wasn't until those people looked over that he quickly put on his glasses, pretending that I didn't see anything.

He raised his eyes to look in the rearview mirror, and suddenly sighed, feeling that he acted like a fool.

"Stupid!" Mr. Zhong couldn't help but swear, touched the nail string worth 30 yuan on his wrist, and couldn't help but cursed at him again.

I really look like a 24k pure idiot.

He started the car and drove for ten minutes before he couldn't help sighing again.Then he turned around at an intersection and drove to the address of the private kitchen in Fengjiukou.

The private kitchen is opened in a small alley, with an antique look, and two red lanterns hung at the door.

Mr. Zhong was a little anxious. He felt that the store was opened in such a small alley where parking was not easy, and it was made into such a pretentious look, and red lanterns were hung!Simply sick!

"Mr. Zhong?" As soon as Zhong Yunqi walked to the door, a waiter came out to greet her, "Mr. Feng has arrived."

The layout of this courtyard is exactly the same as Guidian, but the courtyards in the imperial capital basically have this architectural style.Mr. Zhong held back his complaints and followed the guy silently.

He stared at the buddy's twisting buttocks, and suddenly couldn't resist taking off his glasses.

"!!!" Damn it!

Zhong Yunqi stopped and stared intently at the guy's ass.

He actually saw a white fluffy thing hanging on that guy's ass!It looks like a rabbit tail!

The clerk looked back at him in surprise, and covered his buttocks in embarrassment, "Mr. Zhong?"

Zhong Yunqi's gaze slowly fell on the clerk's face, red eyes, three-petal mouth, and two long ears pursed back nervously.

Rabbit, become a sperm...

"Qiqi, what are you poking there for?" Feng Jiu poked her head out of the window to greet him, "Come here, why are you staring at the guy?"

Zhong Yunqi put on her glasses, and whispered to the clerk, "Sorry." After speaking, she strode into the private room where Feng Jiu was, and asked, "What do you mean?"

"What... what do you mean? Sit down." Feng Jiu leaned on a beauty couch, smiled and waved to him.

Zhong Yunqi looked at the furnishings in the room, feeling a little dazed, "Is this a place to eat?"

"Of course, it's a famous homemade dish, and the proprietress is a beautiful woman. And during this period of time, when you order food, you will get mooncakes, the proprietress' exclusive secret." Feng Jiu laughed, "Sit down first, are you tired of talking while standing?"

Seeing Zhong Yunqi sit down, Feng Jiu pushed the snacks on the table in front of him, "Why were you staring at that guy's ass just now?"

Zhong Yunqi raised her hand to touch the frame of her glasses, with a tangled expression, "I, I really miss... I think that guy looks like a rabbit."

"You read that right, it's a rabbit." Feng Jiu nodded, then pinched a few melon seeds and started knocking, "The first rabbit to fly into the sky."

Zhong Yunqi glared at Feng Jiu.

"The left eye is yin to see ghosts, and the right eye is yang to see gods. Boss Xiaotao opened the left eye for you, so you can naturally see the prototype of spirits and monsters. This is normal." Feng Jiu spat out the melon seeds and praised: The melon seeds fried by Li Yuegui are delicious, and Wu Gang's craftsmanship is getting more and more exquisite."

Zhong Yunqi stared at Feng Jiu in disbelief.

"The proprietress here is Chang'e, and the proprietor is Hou Yi, the one who shot the sun... Do you have an impression? Huh? Di Jun's ten sons, Xihe and Di Jun fell out because of this incident. Do you know who Dijun is? It's... the grandson of the Yellow Emperor." Feng Jiu looked at Zhong Yunqi tentatively, "Do you have any impression?"

Mr. Zhong looked at him with a paralyzed face, "You want to popularize Chinese myths and stories for me?"

"No, no, no, no..." Feng Jiu straightened up and laughed, "I'm just going to talk about some idiot's family history again, oops, I don't know what the boss is cooking today, but I'm so hungry. "

Mr. Zhong's head was buzzing, he put his arms on the table, put his fingers on his forehead, his mind was buzzing.

In the ears, Feng Jiu, that bastard, was nagging again.

"At the beginning, the chaos of heaven and earth was like an egg. The first holy energy between heaven and earth became Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and the second holy energy became Hongjun Taoist. The Yellow Emperor enlightened Pangu to open up the world. The left eye is the sun and the right eye is the moon. The name of the day Dijun, whose moon name is Taiyi. Oh, this name was also given by the Yellow Emperor. But this Dijun is really playful, and he got a girlfriend named Xihe, but the two always quarreled and finally broke up. Xihe later broke up. She gave birth to ten sons, but they didn't know how to raise them, and they were hung on the tree all day long. You know, bear children will always be punished. One day, these ten bear children slipped out to play while Xi He was sleeping, and almost Dry up the whole world. This Emperor Jun saw it and quit. He took out his bow and arrow and gave it to Hou Yi, asking him to kill all ten brats. Hou Yi is so awesome, he knocked down nine Well, at this time Xihe woke up from sleep, he saw that something had happened, so he quickly flew to the sky to protect the last son, and scolded Di Jun. Hey, you don't know, I went to see it at the time, that bitch It hurt Di Jun so badly that he almost stuck his head in the East Sea." Later, the last son was saved, but Xi He was narrow-minded and found that Di Jun was chasing a fairy named Chang Yi. She got in the way and married Chang Yi to Hou Yi.But even so, Chang Yi and Hou Yi had a pretty good life together, and later Chang Yi was granted an official position by the emperor, who gave him a palace in Moonstone.Later, Chang Yi was called around and called Chang'e..."

"What kind of nonsense are you talking about?" Zhong Yunqi became dizzy, "Isn't the version I know the same?"

"Your is unofficial history, and mine is official history." Feng Jiu explained with a smile after knocking the melon seeds and pouring another cup of sweet-scented osmanthus tea.

"Is there a fairy tale and an unofficial history? Is there something wrong with your brain or something wrong with your brain?" Zhong Yunqi also poured himself a cup of tea. The sweet osmanthus flavor relieved his headache a lot. "Are you here for dinner or To tell a story?"

Feng Jiu sighed and said: "Qiqi, you are not good at this. Since you were a child, you have been serious like a little old man, with a bad temper and bad temper. You don't listen to this or believe that. Look at your past 27 years. , like someone else's children's benchmark, what's the point? Huh?"

"Interesting, it's specially used to beat you, because I was beaten a lot when you were young, right? Every time you see me, you are very happy." Zhong Yunqi said with a serious face.

"Fuck, you... you are really enough!" Feng Jiu couldn't laugh or cry.

Zhong Yunqi touched the armor plate on her wrist again, "I have rejected this kind of thing since I was a child, you know...my mother, my mother especially believed in this. Even Sun Wukong can worship Sun Wukong every day. I think my house can open an exhibition of Chinese and Western gods and ghosts, such a big room, everywhere, everywhere! Just hang a Taishang Laojun, and the dolls on the bed will always be Sun Wukong Erlang God and Nezha. If it were you, would you be able to bear it?"

Feng Jiu shook his head frantically, he couldn't stand it, not to mention that many people here are his juniors, even if they are not juniors, they can't bear this kind of mess.Besides, which god can bear the worship of the one in front of him?It's so frightening that something goes wrong, okay?

"Later when I went abroad, my mother was afraid that I would be bullied, so she stuffed a box full of gods from all walks of life! Every day when I came home from school, I looked up...the gods from all over the world stared at you. There are even angels and Satan! By the way, there are also mermaids! Every time I say that I don’t believe in these things, my mother will be very sad. The problem is that I really don’t believe it. I believe in them, it’s better to believe in myself!” Zhong Yunqi finally found a vent Channeled, these things almost made him an antitheist, thankfully self-regulation is back.

Feng Jiu nodded, the person in front of him really believed in no one as well as himself, he was the Yellow Emperor, the first emperor who created the world, he was much more powerful than those messy gods!

"So you know, when I saw these things..." Zhong Yunqi took off her glasses, and it seemed that thousands of years had passed through her eyes, "Do you think, do I want to believe it?"