The real record of being kidnapped and run by Snake Essence

"Don't be angry, boy."

After An Jiawen finished speaking, she saw her deskmate lower her head abruptly, and continued to eat chocolate without looking at her, but because her hair did not reach her ears, she could see her red earlobes trembling slightly with the master's review.

shy?

An Jiawen didn't think about it, she felt that if she continued to play like this, she might not be able to continue to have fun in the future, so she started to do her homework.

How could Yin Xiaoqi be shy.It was just a shiver of excitement, shock, and a little bit of anger.This movement... this movement... how could it be done by this fishy-lipped earthling, without any sense of disobedience? !

It's just... I'm not shy or uncomfortable!

But suddenly there is no movement around him, is it because he is rude [referring to bowing his head and shy] and is unhappy?Still think about it... Wait until you think about it, you are still angry with her because of the cold war? !

Yin Xiaoqi can't understand the brain circuit of the earthlings with fish lips, why is she so delicate and easy to get angry?Oh yes!She patted her thigh: Back then, some of my buddies also got married and started businesses. When listening to their chats, they also talked about what to do when my sister was angry.

Hey, why should I care about Yu Lip's deskmate being angry?

……

Hmm... It seems that the reason is... the reason for this cold war is yourself?

Although always emphasizing the cold war, Yin Xiaoqi actually cares about the real girl or the little "brother" she is about to subdue. After all, this is a real, campus version, real girl. !

As a girl who has never had close contact with girls since she was a child, although Yin Xiaoqi is surrounded by handsome and beautiful men who are envied by others, they are all buddies!Brothers who are blessed and suffer together!Since the age of 13, Yin Xiaoqi has made a wish on her birthday every year to ①marry Joe, ②have a soft and cute girlfriend, and ③prosper the empire.

How should I put it, until she died, she was not able to achieve any of them.

Yin Xiaoqi was ashamed to think of what the original owner's elder brother had said, but that was her younger brother...although she must truly surrender to herself....Well, for the sake of the happy life of the school in the future, I should apologize first.

She finally remembered that the source of her anger was her desperate touching of An Jiawen's hair.

Why can't you touch it?Yin Xiaoqi curiously poked Wei Sheng, the health commissioner passing by to check the sanitation: "Poke."

"Paji! Huh, that's not right!" Wei Sheng answered subconsciously, and then patted his head annoyed. The young man with a fair and refreshing appearance leaned down, blinked and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Well... Excuse me, are you familiar with An Jiawen?"

Hearing this, the young man bit his lower lip in embarrassment, and said embarrassingly: "It's okay, Sister Wen is actually a pretty good guy, but the only downside is that she was cast in the wrong baby, and she became a man and woman. Guy...sorry for pretending I didn't say that!"

As Wei Sheng spoke, he glanced behind her and saw a pair of "gentle" eyes, staring at him "with affection".As soon as he ran back, he quickly ran away with the armband on duty.

When Yin Xiaoqi turned around, An Jiawen was still doing her homework seriously, touched her face and felt that she should have the spirit of seeking knowledge of the traditional virtues of the empire, so she persevered and began to investigate.

"Speaking of which, I don't have much homework today." Finding a passer-by who was staring at the blackboard in a daze, Yin Xiaoqi pondered for a while, and decided to use learning as a topic to start a chat mode.

"You're thinking too much," passer-by A said with a delicate expression, "it's just the beginning of school, and you'll know what homework hell is as you go along."

"..." Can I say that this homework is really too little and not enough to read?

But absolutely not!Although she is not very used to the way of chatting on this planet, but if she really said that, then she would definitely be causing hatred!This big move is fatal no matter on the battlefield or on campus!

"Qiao... bridge bean sack!" Yin Xiaoqi looked at passerby A in shock, "I don't have so much homework now, could there be more?!"

"Otherwise? Who was the one who said there was less homework just now?" Passer-by A said pitifully, "You will get used to it gradually. In the past, sometimes you had to do two evening self-study classes just for math homework, you know."

"..." Please leave me alone. [Why are you all so stupid.

"...No matter how cheap it is."

#论开问题的正确的方法#——Plan B [Fuck off, where is A? ! 】

"What are you doing?" Yin Xiaoqi bent down with her hands in her pockets, looking at Zhang Xuan sipping milk with some curiosity, keeping her eyes on the high-end book in front of her for a moment.

But... Yin Xiaoqi sneaked a few glances, and the description in it always felt weird.

The cute girl closed the book vigilantly, revealing only the moon-white back cover without the title.She raised her head and revealed her face from behind her thick shoulder-length hair. After recognizing Yin Xiaoqi, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, don't come out when you're menstruating. The rough guys in our class have no eyes. When the time comes, it will hurt for a long time to hit it."

Oh, like this.Yin Xiaoqi subconsciously prepared to be obedient, straightened up and was about to leave, suddenly remembered her purpose and plan B [QAQ said that there is no Mr. A, where did B come from...], then leaned down and put his hand on her shoulder: "I ask you a very serious question."

"Huh?" He lowered his head and turned the pages of the book again.

"That...is..." Ah, how can I express my curiosity about my deskmate in a reasonable way? !

"If you have a question about mosquitoes, please go to Ye Chen in the eighth group and three seats, or Yi Ziyue in the first group. They both play well with mosquitoes. Personally, I recommend you to find Yi Ziyue because Xueba Ye won't talk to you .” Without looking up.

"=mouth="

"Since I'm right, let's look for it, okay? Yi Ziyue is a nice person, although he looks a little cold on the outside, don't be discouraged!" Although he didn't look up, he freed his left hand and made a cheer gesture, "Come on girl! Your future is a sea of ​​stars!... In the case of staying away from boys."

So Yin Xiaoqi was driven away cleanly.

She stood at the front door of the classroom for a while, barely avoiding a boy who rushed over, although she didn't think this could cause much harm to herself.But finally understood Zhang Xuan's full of goodwill, turned his head and carefully went to a group.

Yi Ziyue has long hair, good popularity, good looks, good grades, it seems that An Jiawen can play with anyone.Passerby A was sitting next to her, and the two of them were seriously discussing a fashion magazine in front of them.

Passerby A: "That's right, that's the new scarf! This is the scarf that Angel wore last time! It's exactly the same."

Yi Ziyue: "Ha, no wonder it looks so familiar. Angel is so rich, why is he still teaching English in our school?"——Angel is the English teacher in their class, capable and beautiful. Come to class with high heels as if you are coming to a catwalk.

"Well, maybe I saved money to buy it? After all, which woman doesn't have a few luxury clothes at the bottom of the box."

Yin Xiaoqi: I didn't... Whether it was before or now...

"Well, this one looks good too. This kind of windbreaker and long skirt is amazing!" Yi Ziyue yearned a little, "I'll cut my hair short when I graduate, no, I'll cut it myself tonight. Now Hair is too long to match clothes."

"Fuck you, you have to wear a school uniform and you still have to match it with a ghost." Passerby A looked cynical.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Xu Han, you don't understand, it's a woman's nature to love beauty."

"Oh, so." It turned out that passer-by A had a name, Xu Han.She turned her head with a heartbroken expression, and saw Yin Xiaoqi who also had a heartbroken expression: "Huh? Yin Xiaoqi, are you looking for me or Yi Ziyue?"

Ah finally noticed me _(:_」∠)_, Yin Xiaoqi nodded and glanced at Yi Ziyue, at the same time saw Yi Ziyue who heard her name also turned her head curiously, raised her eyebrows and said: " What's wrong?"

Xu Han pretended to understand in seconds, stepped back with a smile and took the magazine away: "Okay, you two talk slowly, I'll go read the book first. It doesn't matter how long the chat lasts."

Seeing Xu Han scurrying off to other places to continue reading magazines, Yi Ziyue asked Yin Xiaoqi to sit beside her, and asked again: "What's the matter?"

"that……"

Yin Xiaoqi was inexplicably unable to let go in front of her, maybe because the other party's aura was too strong and she was originally of this type, maybe it was because the two had similar attributes and same-sex repulsion, maybe it was because she was not used to being with this type people talking.

Inexplicably, looking at her, Yin Xiaoqi reminded her of the federal diplomat, Linna, who had been chasing after her male god Qiao.

After stumbling, Yin Xiaoqi still blushed and said the stupid thing she did, and finally added a sentence falteringly: "It's just... I don't know what to do..."

"So I want to know why Mosquito is so angry and how to make her not angry, right?" Yi Ziyue shook the bracelet on her wrist, and the small silver bell on it jingled happily.

It hit the nail on the head.

Linna is also an iron-blooded diplomat who hits the nail on the head and speaks sharp words. Although she has been chasing Marshal Joe for several years, she is still the same. When the interests of the Empire and the Federation conflict, she will always turn to the Federation. Even Joe is also sitting at the negotiating table Before, she was relentlessly aggressive with her eloquent tongue.

Yin Xiaoqi accepted her fate and nodded in shame.

"It's okay, you've only been at the same table with her for two or three days, so you don't understand. After a long time, you will be able to master the way of getting along with her."

Looking at Yi Ziyue's indifferent expression, Yin Xiaoqi felt that she had been hit by an arrow in her knee.So, it's because I'm at the same table with her, I don't know anything, so I came to ask you!

Seeing the girl's bitterness and hatred, Yi Ziyue chuckled, turned her head and took out a small wooden comb from her bag, loosened her long hair and began to comb it slowly: "Want to know?"

Uh-huh!

"But why should I tell you?"

Yi Ziyue tightened her face, trying not to look at the cute and foul face, raised her chin to look like a proud queen: "I am not related to you, so what does your relationship with mosquitoes have to do with me? "

Eh? !ヽ(*.>Д<)o ゜! ! !

"..." Yi Ziyue couldn't hold back her curiosity, and after taking a stiff peek at the girl's expression, she immediately surrendered, "Okay, listen up. The mosquito guy has a little, only a little bit of cleanliness, and the most important part The important thing is her hair, although it is short and looks very black and soft, it is fake...Damn it, you can’t touch it anyway.”

As she said that, she glanced at the cluster of high school bullies on the other side of the classroom: "Unless...unless your relationship with her is like Ye Chen's. But you just need to calm down when you get along with her. That guy has a very low bottom line. Really nice to get along with."

Although the one with rough nerves can't understand it well, where did so many twists and turns come from when a group of buddies got along together!With a mournful face, she looked like she was about to cry, she leaned against Yi Ziyue and was about to hug her thigh to act cute: "Please... tell me what to do?"

"Want to know? Please." Yi Ziyue didn't turn her head when she was beaten to death this time.He tied his hair with a comb in his mouth, and after thinking about it, he said slowly: "Although I don't know who told you that I have a good relationship with mosquitoes, in fact, I can only be regarded as friends, and my girlfriends are still far away. Although that guy Xu Han is gossip I have a lot of knowledge but they are all miscellaneous but not perfect. The ones who really have a good relationship with that guy are those who were promoted from the same junior high school."

"If you really feel troubled..." Yi Ziyue stopped the topic, and Chun Chun was kind and tempting, "I can exchange it with food."

food? !Are all the girls in this class foodies?

Yin Xiaoqi reluctantly handed over the remaining half of chocolate, and asked heroically, "Can you tell me now?" She said, looking at the snack in Yi Ziyue's hand reluctantly.

"Don't look at me like that, I'll think I'm doing something illegal hahaha." Yi Ziyue turned her head away, carefully put away the chocolates, and then gave a simple and rough plan for the future.

"I don't know what you're struggling with, but I've made it very clear. An Jiawen doesn't have a good memory, and big and small grudges come and go quickly, so go apologize and say you didn't mean it whatever it is."

I always feel that I have been cheated. Are all people on earth so treacherous?

Or have I been a life assistant for too long, has my IQ, EQ, and body functions all degraded?

Feeling lost, Yin Xiaoqi returned to her seat safely, and found that her deskmate was discussing some esoteric issues with Wei Sheng at the front desk in full swing.

Just like when chatting with a brother, just bring up this topic casually!

She leaned forward to listen with a shy face, and then heard her deskmate speak in a serious tone, and at the same time said with a straight face: "Actually... I am an alien from the watermelon star of the MH230 Nebula Magic Card Galaxy. The purpose of coming to China is Understand the habits of the people on earth to launch a war against the earth."

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Happy Women's Day Mina! 【do not hit me!At least you don't hit someone in the face! 】

The cold watermelon Mr. successfully passed the entrance exam, so he came to update the article _(:_」∠)_

Since Mr. Watermelon is a student party, it will be updated every other day [? ], the next time will be Monday night at 8 o'clock, and the next time will be Wednesday. (○`3′○) I will work hard to type, and I will not abandon the pit if I kill this article.real.

And... I feel that Yin Xiaoqi is so stupid (*/ω＼*) that she is so cute.

[Will I be beaten if I say that I wrote about Yin Xiaoqi based on my gay friend? ←Just don’t slap your face hahaha]