The real record of being kidnapped and run by Snake Essence

The next morning, Yin Xiaoqi got up early, ready to go to the morning self-study and pretend to be a schoolmaster.

Last night, after An Jiawen left, Yin Xiaoqi finally remembered an important point - what is a big aunt?What is warm baby?

Carrying the bag, she slowly walked back to the home in her memory, while connecting her brain 233 to search through a creature called "Du Niang".

Before searching: (⊙w⊙)

When searching: Σ(°△°|||)︴

After searching: =口=

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#On the Brokenness and Reorganization of the World View#

#Take what to save you, my worldview#

Yin Xiaoqi once went deep into the Green Star Thief Group alone. Because of problems within the group, the reinforcements have not arrived for a long time.She was chased by several mechas and fled into the vast sea of ​​stars in a hurry, running around like a bereaved dog, only the streamer mecha and 233 Zhinao were with her all the time.

Even then, her heart remained firm.After four years of training in the military academy, she gritted her teeth, and survived that time just like that, but faced with this wonderful female setting...

Damn chicken, who will tell her what is [happens between some fertile female humans and chimpanzees and other hominids]; what is [this periodic vaginal discharge or uterine bleeding phenomenon, It is called menstruation. 】! ! !

This magical worldview.Yin Xiaoqi's heart was almost broken. She had suffered countless traumas, big and small, but how could she accept that there was... blood... in her body... flowing out in that way!

How can the creatures on this planet rely on strong perseverance to survive and multiply until now? !

As the sun sets, the girl with short hair and short hair bows her head and walks silently. The blood-red morning glow is all over the sky. Looking at her from behind her back, she can only see the girl's dark figure, silent and desolate, walking quietly in the empty space. On the road alone.

——Then "crack!", and fell to the ground.

Back home in embarrassment, Yin Xiaoqi decided to bury the embarrassing things that happened on the road deeply in her heart.After finishing dinner as a girl usually does, she wandered leisurely to the study at home and turned on the computer, only to find that the grades of the entrance exam had just been uploaded in the class group, and all the scum from all walks of life were howling inside.

Although Yin Xiaoqi didn't take the exam, she downloaded the ranking list from the class group. Looking at the word "An Jiawen" on No.4, she shook her head with a click of her tongue. I think I was always the first grader in the military academy...

"Chicken, what are you looking at? Can Master Nissan watch it with you?"

Yin Xiaoqi's biological brother, Yin Xiaoyang, appeared behind her without anyone noticing, "Hey, I'm looking at your grades. But didn't you take the exam?"

"So what?" Yin Xiaoqi turned off the form, turned her head and looked disgusted, "Why isn't your university open yet? I'm so tired of staying at home all day."

This self-proclaimed Nisan-sama's face is her elder brother Yin Xiaoyang, a 20-year-old third-year national defense student, who goes home at most twice a year, and sometimes he continues his military training at school when her high school is on vacation.It stands to reason that this should be a sunny and healthy soldier, but Yin Xiaoyang's attributes were wrong from the beginning.

That's right, you read that right, "Nissan" and "House" have exposed Yin Xiaoyang's hidden attributes that are not known to outsiders--Two-dimensional otaku, or a typical giant (*/ω＼*) breasts and lolicon, The original Yin Xiaoqi couldn't understand the similarities between the two, and the current Yin Xiaoqi couldn't understand these strange words in the girl's memory.Especially in my memory, whenever I watched my brother drooling at the screen or doing something with sauce, the girl in my memory always turned her head and pretended nothing happened.

This secret is not even known to the parents, Yin Xiaoyang said, chicken, this is a little secret between brothers and sisters.

... What a ghost!Your nickname is Chicken Little Chicken!The little alpaca bleats!

The original Yin Xiaoqi acted like a model brother and sister with Yin Xiaoyang in front of people with a black line on her face. When there were only two of them, they spoke harsh words unceremoniously.

"Chicken is so unfeeling, there is no brother-sister love at all. It's so sad QAQ," Yin Xiaoyang leaned on the back of the computer chair with sly eyes, "Who is that An Hewen? I specially highlighted her, and her grades are pretty good." .Is it your new clearing target?"

Oh, by the way, this tuoxiang is also a cute lily.Another word she didn't understand.

"Get out! It's just the same table! It's just the same table! It's just the same table!" But according to the original owner's daily performance, Yin Xiaoqi subconsciously slapped Yin Xiaoyang on the head, and the latter didn't move at all but pretended to be crying and said: "Hey chicken!" I'm so sad that you don't love Nissan anymore."

"Don't think I can't see that your last punctuation mark is a period."

"Then, like this (○'3'○)?"

"Good, don't make trouble."

"Okay, okay, it's really heartless. Nissan gives you a piece of advice, go for it if you like it, don't keep your confession and be rejected."

"Fuck you! If you are so experienced, where is my sister-in-law?!"

"My dear, since you want to get out so much, I won't stop you. Really, you see other people's grades are so good, if you want to be friends with her or get closer, girl, you really have to study hard."

"Ah, my grades are also very good, go away!"

"There is only one time in high school. If you don't hurry up, she may become someone else. And you are sure about your grades... I'm sorry, I'm going away."

So Yin Xiaoyang quickly flashed out of the study room before she got angry, leaving Yin Xiaoqi alone with her face in thought, okay...Although the instinct of the body and the remnants in the memory just now made her subconsciously reflect the correct performance, but in fact she I think what my brother said is quite reasonable, especially referring to the relationship part.

Queen Yin, who has a low EQ and a new offline, decided: To conquer this backward wild planet, the first step is to conquer the same table and accept the younger brother!

Are all the scumbags working so hard now?

In winter, the days were short and the nights were long. When Yin Xiaoqi arrived in the classroom, there were already a few scattered people sitting in it. Books and stationery were also placed in An Jiawen's place, but no one was there.

Yin Xiaoqi turned her head to look out the window, the sky was just dawning, and the misty light was like in a dream.It was only past six o'clock, and several classrooms and lights were already on.

All this made her recall the past in a trance.The incandescent lights that were on all night in the morning, the indelible smell of mecha lubricant on the boys around, the occasional sound of muscles and bones in the reference room, the rapid breathing of the new students who have not yet calmed down...

Once also made up her entire five years.

Put away the schoolbag, put a bag of stationery and baby warmers into An Jiawen's drawer.Yin Xiaoqi absently took out the history textbook to preview, while thinking about An Jiawen's whereabouts: abducted by aliens?Was brought to the office by the teacher to lecture?Fall in the toilet? ...

"Yin Xiaoqi?" A soft female voice came from behind, it was An Jiawen, "Why did you come so early?"

Yin Xiaoqi hadn't turned her head yet. After listening to the rustling sounds, An Jiawen sat down beside her, and handed Yin Xiaoqi a cup of warm brown sugar water in her hand: "No, the brown sugar water I made for you is a bit hot. Drink it later. Come to my aunt to drink this to relieve the pain. This cup is new, use it casually."

Why is she an aunt again? ! !

Yin Xiaoqi felt that she was about to fall into a vicious circle called aunt, and said with a tingling scalp, "How...how could I come to that!"

"Stop making trouble, why did you pick Nuan Bao for so long before you came? I didn't mean to laugh at you, I just want to take care of your body." An Jiawen lowered her head and took out the bag, opened it and took out Nuan Bao. Tore one open, lifted Yin Xiaoqi's clothes, and pasted them on.

Yin Xiaoqi: =mouth=...

As a mecha warrior with top-level physical skills, her reaction ability is naturally top-notch, but since she came to this world, her various abilities have been declining for some reason.For example, just now, if it was in the past, she would definitely have noticed it before An Jiawen made a move, and then quickly dodged out of the way.

How could it be impossible to dodge like just now? !

Yin Xiaoqi frowned in distress, but it's a pity that 233 is still absorbing energy to recharge her batteries, otherwise it would be much easier to investigate and solve some problems by herself.Moreover, 233 is the intellectual brain that has followed her for eight years. Faced with these physical problems, it can also conduct body scans and formulate rehabilitation plans for itself.

I blame myself for forgetting the time when I looked up the information last night, and I accidentally used up the energy accumulated by 233 for several days.

"Look, this is very comfortable." An Jiawen clapped her hands, "Have you brought enough auntie towels? If you want to change auntie towels, call me and I will accompany you. There is no door to the toilet in this poor school."

I really didn't come to the disgusting QAQ of my aunt... Yin Xiaoqi came back to her senses and wanted to cry, but then she heard the boy in the front row cough, and suddenly her eyes widened: "Wait, you're too loud ! Girls should be more reserved! There are still men ahead!"

This is not a problem.An Jiawen (bao) caressed (fu) the sexual tiger and stroked the hair of her new deskmate: "Good boy, it's fine." Then she leaned forward and poked the boy in front of him on the spine: "Little Shengsheng, tell sister What did you hear?"

Wei Sheng wished that he didn't exist, and turned his head crunchingly, with a look of death on his face: "Sister Wen, I didn't hear anything about QAQ..."

"Look, how cute." An Jiawen glanced at Yin Xiaoqi playfully, who took a breath resignedly, and then remembered an important thing: "Aren't we still in the cold war?"

An Jiawen: =mouth=

"So let's study." Yin Xiaoqi consciously turned the round, and lowered her head with a smile.

Soon she felt guilty. The same table in the first two classes in the morning ignored her for the reason of studying. Yin Xiaoqi clutched her hot belly and sipped sweet brown sugar water, feeling that even though she didn't come, her aunt was about to die. Came the same.This must be an illusion, well, it can only be an illusion.

After the second class, we have to do inter-class exercises, and the first-year high school students do exercises one, three, five, and two, four, six run.

Yin Xiaoqi was thinking about the cold war, so she could go down alone, anyway, she had just come to this world and hadn't tested the various values ​​and physical functions of this body yet.

But the little brother-in-law hasn't followed up yet.She deliberately slowed down her pace, walked slowly to the door, and ran into a cute girl in the class. Zhang Xuan just came back from the bathroom. When she looked inside, she found that her friend was gone, so she started to hook up with Yin Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, are you alone? ? I'll be with you."

The cute and soft girl makes people like it at a glance. Yin Xiaoqi looked back and found that An Jiawen was still asking the teacher questions. Zhang Xuan followed her gaze and explained with a smile: "The mosquito is always alone. The last one to go down is to study."

Some couldn't bear the loneliness at the same table, and at the same time the soft girl was inviting, Yin Xiaoqi hesitated for three seconds, then turned and followed Zhang Xuan out.Within two or three steps, I heard "Yin Xiaoqi!" from behind hurriedly.

It was An Jiawen. She ran over with her homework and pen in her arms. The teacher behind her looked back and smiled before leaving.An Jiawen frowned: "Aren't you here for my aunt, why are you running?"

"Aunt?" the cute girl touched Yin Xiaoqi's stomach with a smile, and said after feeling the warmth, "Aren't you suffering from dysmenorrhea with the warm baby? Mosquito and I will help you ask the teacher for leave."

How should I explain QAQ at this time, the baby is warmed because it is afraid of the cold?An Jiawen forced herself?Yin Xiaoqi, who felt that these reasons were so feeble, wanted to justify a few words but was unable to speak, and finally sighed deeply: "It's so troublesome, I'm sorry."

As the boss, he also has to give the younger brother a little face.

"It's okay, mosquito, let's go!" Zhang Xuan took An Jiawen's hand, and An Jiawen handed the book to Yin Xiaoqi's hand at the same time, and ran away with a kind smile on her face [so you really came to my aunt].

w(?Д?)wWait, did you mean you were joking before? !

Yin Xiaoqi felt tired and didn't love, so she walked slowly back to the classroom with the book in her arms, put the book away and lay down on the table to think about life - since she lied to others at the beginning, she will use thousands of lies later To cover up, my heart is so tired.

This is just the beginning.

There is a canteen next to the playground, where students like to buy some snacks after their exercises, such as spicy sticks, potato chips, biscuits, candies...

It looks so tempting.

After the exercises between classes, a migratory ape named An Jiawen started her foraging activities. She wandered around the classroom twice, pouted and blinked coquettishly, and her stomach was full.

The newly immigrated Yin Xiaoqi was stunned: No matter what to do, she really wanted to eat it, but I don’t know why all the girls and many boys knew about her private things like “come to my aunt”!Hold up the spicy strips and say that the sour one that can't eat spicy food will let others finish QAQ...

The people around her didn't feel guilty at all, they carefully licked off the debris on their hands, and then took out a wet towel to wipe it off carefully. The action that should have been disgusting made her do it for granted, and there was no sense of disobedience at all. .She took out another piece and asked, "Do you want to use it?"

QAQ I don't eat spicy strips, so I need to use a ghost!I have never eaten this kind of delicious food called spicy strips when I grow up!

Yin Xiaoqi turned her head and said that they were still in the cold war.

"Don't be angry. I'm about to cry and lose my temper." An Jiawen sighed, turned her face and wiped it carefully with a wet towel, "Zhang Xuan can't control his mouth, but it's also a good intention. I I brought chocolate, do you want to eat it?"

"Oh!" Yes!Those are all kinds of delicious chocolate in the legend!

"No." An Jiawen took out a piece from the side slit of the drawer and handed it to Yin Xiaoqi, watching her eat chocolate like a squirrel and giggling, "Auntie is prone to anemia, so I want chocolate."

"You're the only one here!" Yin Xiaoqi refused to accept, wanting to save her reputation, "It's all your fault for talking nonsense!"

"You didn't refute it either." An Jiawen shrugged her shoulders, not expressing her opinion, "It was just a joke, and I wanted to tease you, but who knew it was true."

"It's not true!" Yin Xiaoqi said anxiously, coughing a few times, An Jiawen poured a glass of water from her thermos into her cup, and asked her to drink it down.

"Don't be angry, boy."

Yin Xiaoqi looked up and saw her deskmate smiling with crooked eyebrows.

Oh my god, brother loves to see a live dog here!

The author has something to say:

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And here are some explanations in case there is any misunderstanding:

The reason why 233 didn't wake up to be cute and foolish to remind Yin Xiaoqi was because of lack of energy, the details will be revealed later.

And in fact, Yin Xiaoqi didn't create Honkai, her original attribute does seem to be the Queen of Icebergs, but this is just an appearance, and QAQ will be revealed slowly later.Yin Xiaoqi's life experience cannot be revealed so simply. QAQ Watermelon Jun has a special episode to tell her story.It is still in the process of revealing and deciphering a little bit...

Please understand QAQ...

Why does the stupid and cute classmate Yin want to expose his arrogant nature?Queen Gao Leng can also be a friend's QAQ, now it's so pitiful to be teased every day...

This is the stupid and cute manuscript box gentleman. I heard that Chapter 1 was posted four hours late because of the review. I don’t know anything. I am the cute and cute Chapter 2 who died on time.

Gao Leng's author, Mr. Watermelon, has started school, and Mr. Manuscript Box is always hungry, so I will see you next week.

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