The mermaid I have a five centimeter villain

He Nuo tossed and turned on the bed for half the night, and finally fell asleep around midnight.

When he woke up the next day, He Nuo rubbed his eyes in a daze, and found that there was a wall of flesh in front of him.

He Nuo, who was still confused, touched it casually.

Well, it feels awesome.

When he finally realized what it was in his hands, he was so surprised that he almost fell on the bed.

He Nuo moved his body back quietly, but he suddenly found that his lower body reacted.

He Nuo was embarrassed, but this was also a normal reaction in the morning.

However, He Nuo still felt so embarrassed!

And it wasn't just him, he found that Xiao Bei was also like this.

Gubei's underwear was bulging, and because He Nuo was relatively close, the impact of the visual effect was even stronger, almost blinding He Nuo's eyes.

What's more, Gu Bei's legs were still touching him, and even the thing that was carrying him was also touching his body. As long as he moved a little, he would definitely touch Gu Bei's that thing.

He Nuo: "Day." I want to go to the bathroom!

Feeling a little anxious to hold back his urine, He Nuo had no choice but to move the thing, and just touched it when he found that the owner had already got up.

Gu Bei looked at He Nuo who was extending his evil hand to a certain part of him, and remained silent.

He Nuo became anxious immediately: "No, no, no! You misunderstood!! I touched your legs and that's because..."

Before He Nuo finished speaking, Gu Bei pampered He Nuo's head lovingly: "Don't be so cautious, if you want to touch, you will have a chance in the future."

He Nuo: "??"

Why does it sound so unreasonable? ?

After dinner, He Nuo sat on a high table and thought about life.

How do you feel that he is gay in gay today...

The next day, classes started, and there was a class meeting in the afternoon.

The reason for the class meeting is that there will be a performance on New Year's Day, and the computer major's performance program has been confirmed. It is a mermaid, but the role has not yet been determined.

He Nuo came early in the morning. He didn't sleep well a few days ago, so he fell asleep on the table early.

Not long after, Ji Zhi and Wan Long also came.

As soon as Ji Zhi saw He Nuo, he remembered the underwear incident last time, with obvious irritability on his face, but his body sat beside He Nuo honestly.

Ji Zhi's hair hasn't been cut for a long time, and at this moment there is a small bunch of branches on the back of his head. Gu Bei looked at it and wanted to touch it, but finally he endured it.

The counselor Lao Li came soon, holding a box and smiling like a Maitreya Buddha.

He put the box on the podium, looked straight at the students in the circle like an officer inspecting, and then patted the box: "Students, we have already confirmed the show to be performed on New Year's Day. It is a mermaid, but We haven't assigned the roles yet, so this class meeting is for this matter."

He lifted the box and shook it in front of his classmates: "There are various characters in the mermaid in the box, and if you draw one, you will play that."

Someone raised a question: "Teacher, what if a girl gets a male role?"

"Yes, teacher, I don't want to play a male role."

"What's the matter with you girls, we boys don't want to play female roles yet!"

Lao Li made a gesture to make the students quiet, and then said in a slow tone: "Students, you are all college students now, you should try something else, so, no matter male or female, as long as you are Whatever you draw, you have to act!"

Other students: "!! Damn! Why are you doing this!"

Soon, the draw began.

"Tsk, how did I get the role of sailor?"

"You're good enough, I actually got a lobster."

"Wow, it seems that you are more miserable in terms of misery."

When Lao Li came in front of Ji Zhi and the others, Ji Zhi casually took a note inside, unfolded it, and it read—Princess of other countries.

Ji Zhi: "..."

Wan Long looked at it and laughed so hard that his face wrinkled: "Brother Ji, you actually want to play the princess? I can't even look at that scene!"

Ji Zhi punched him: "What's wrong with me being a princess? I'm also the best princess, okay?"

After Ji Zhi finished drawing, it was Wanlong.

Wan Long clasped his hands together: "I don't ask for anything else, just a male character." Then he blew on his hand and solemnly pumped it into the box.

Open it and take a look-the prince! !

Wan Long suddenly stood up from his seat: "I am a prince, awesome!"

He Nuo was woken up, he looked around sleepily, and then touched the back of his head with some dissatisfaction: "What's going on?"

Wan Long hooked He Nuo's neck: "I'm drawing a character. Now that Brother He is awake, hurry up!"

He Nuo looked at the box in front of him, moved his arm, and then slowly stretched out his evil hand.

Randomly took a piece of paper in the box, and then opened it to have a look.

! !

Awakened, my eyes are not dazzled, and my heart almost stops beating! !

He Nuo stood up from the table in fright.

Seeing He Nuo's big reaction, Wan Long tilted his head to look at it, and then opened his mouth wide into an O shape. He read the note several times, and only when he was really sure did he yell out: "Damn, Mermaid! Brother He is a mermaid! Brother He is actually the protagonist!"

It suddenly occurred to him that he himself is a prince, that is to say, they want to act together? ! !

He still wants to be with his sister more, but if it's Brother He, he doesn't mind dedicating his first kiss to him...

Just thinking so happily, I heard the teacher was already counting the roles played by the students.

Lao Tzu: "Come on, let's see, who is playing the heroine?"

He Nuo looked at the note in his hand, and helplessly raised his hand: "Teacher, it's me!"

Lao Li glanced at He Nuo in surprise.

This student left a deep impression on him in terms of appearance, but he never expected to be the one to play the mermaid.

When the other students heard it, they immediately let out a burst of crowing: "Ahhhhhh! He Nuo is a mermaid! Then can we see his women's clothing! It's so exciting!"

"He Nuo's appearance as a mermaid is so touching, I can't bear it just thinking about it in my head!"

"It's so exciting, so exciting! I must take pictures then!"

Lao Tzu: "Then, who is the classmate who plays the prince?"

Wan Long just wanted to proudly raise the note in his hand, but a second before he raised his hand, the note in his hand disappeared and was replaced by a note that said princess.

Wan Long: "???"

Suddenly someone got up beside him, Wan Long turned his head and found that his note was being held tightly in Ji Zhi's hand! ! !

Ji Zhi returned to the teacher carelessly: "Teacher, I'm a prince, don't you think so? Wanlong?"

Then, he showed a very bright smiling face to Wanlong.

Wan Long: "..."

After realizing that Ji Zhi's smile was even weirder, Wan Long nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Damn, Brother Ji is so scary.

After deciding on the role, it's time to rehearse and make the costumes.

He Nuo looked at the bulingbuling mermaid clothes in his hand and was silent for a long time: "...This is the clothes I want to wear?"

The girl in charge of making the costumes nodded wildly like a star when she heard the words: "Yes, yes! Do you like He Nuo? I specially made this fish tail! It's so beautiful, isn't it!"

He Nuo looked at the fish tail prop that didn't have his fish tail in his hand and lied, "Well, it looks good!"

The girl blushed when she heard it.

He Nuo's rehearsal was a bit boring, so he chatted with "mm" in his spare time.

[Milk: Brother, are you there? 】

At this time, Gu Bei, who was diligently growing vegetables in the small farm, heard the computer beeping, shook off the mud from his feet, and then waved his wings to come to the computer.

[mm:? 】

Seeing that the other party returned, He Nuo happily started complaining.

[Milk: Brother, did you know that New Year's Day is coming, and our class is actually going to play a mermaid! 】While typing, he threw a bubble gum in his mouth.

【Milk cover: And I actually got the role of the mermaid, I'm really a little lost. 】

【Milk: Why can't those idiots get this mermaid?Why is it me?But in terms of my fish tail and good looks, this role really should be played by me! 】

【mm:...】

[Milk: The weather has been a bit cold recently, my fish tail is all bloody, it looks miserable, and several scales have fallen off, you don't know, I really feel so distressed! 】

Gu Bei recalled that female mermaids did have various problems with their fish tails in winter, especially for top-notch female mermaids like He Nuo, but there are other ways to rectify them.

[mm: Fish tails are indeed vulnerable to damage in winter, but it will be much better as long as you pay attention to keeping the humidity of the fish tail and not doing strenuous exercise. 】

【Niu Gai: It’s not going to work, if I’m not allowed to exercise, it’s better to let me die. 】

A bubble is blown in the mouth, and then the bubble is blown again.

Gu Bei thought of something again, so he typed.

[mm: I heard that there is a set of massage techniques that are of great benefit to mermaid fish tails, and can help mermaids relieve the dryness of fish tails in winter. 】

When He Nuo heard this, he became a little interested.

[Nailao: Then will you? 】

[MM: Yes. 】

When He Nuo heard this, he became even more excited.

【Milk: Then do you want to visit our school?Use the massage method you mentioned to massage my fish tail. My fish tail is really dry. If this continues, the fish scales will fall off. 】

After sending this long series of messages, the other party did not reply after waiting for a long time.

It was only then that He Nuo realized that something was wrong.

Didn't he always pretend to be a mermaid in front of his MM, which not only vents his irritability, but also makes him not really think that he is a mermaid, but the sentence just now, why does it feel like he is a real mermaid?It's so easy to expose!

He Nuo typed quickly.

[Milk cover: No no no!I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously! 】

Then quickly went offline.

Gu Bei looked at He Nuo's previous sentence and rubbed his fingers lightly.

Going to a little mermaid show and giving the little mermaid a tail massage sounds like a good idea.

Soon, it will be the New Year's Eve party.

When Ho Nuo came out in a mermaid outfit, the others were stunned.

"Damn it, it's so beautiful! This momentum is too six!"

"He Nuo's fishtail looks really good, as if he was born a mermaid!"

"Did you see that collarbone? It's so delicate and skinny! I really want to kiss it! If I were a man, I would definitely pounce on it!"

"Woooooo, He Nuo is so beautiful!"

He Nuo lightly touched the fish tail prop on his feet.

Or his real fish tail looks good.

Ji Zhi is a prince, when he slowly came out of the fitting room, he immediately attracted the attention of others.

He has broad shoulders and narrow waist, and he really looks like a prince in that suit.

His red cropped hair was replaced by a golden wig at this time, and when he looked at people, the nobility in his eyes made others scream.

"I suddenly found that these two people are a good match, woo woo woo! My mind is dirty!"

"I want them to ghs, my mind is dirty too! I'm so dirty!"

"Get it done, really hurry up! If Ji Zhi doesn't make it, I will do it!"

"Go aside, if you want to go up, I will go up."

Soon, Wan Long also came out of the fitting room in a pale yellow princess dress.

After seeing Wanlong's appearance, those girls closed their mouths in unison, and then whispered in a place where Wanlong could not hear.

"It's also a man disguised as a woman, why is there such a big gap? He Nuo looks like a noble mermaid, and this Wanlong is just like a stupid big guy, or a very stupid kind."

Hearing this, Wan Long felt so overwhelmed that he almost shut himself up.

He Nuo's program was at the bottom of the list. During this period, He Nuo felt a little urgent to urinate, so he dragged the fish tail prop and wanted to run to the toilet to go to the toilet.

When he exposed the auditorium, He Nuo actually saw two familiar people.

The most eye-catching one was naturally Gu Bei, who sat quietly beside the principal, looking like an elegant nobleman.

After seeing He Nuo, she nodded slightly to him.

He Nuo blushed inexplicably, and his fingers became slightly stiff.

I don't know if it was He Nuo's illusion, but He Nuo actually felt that the instructor and Xiaobei were somewhat similar.

He Nuo covered his face with his hands.

How is it possible, how could the instructor and Xiao Bei be the same person!He must be crazy to think that.

He Nuo shook his head and looked to the other side. On the other side was Lin Shuisheng, who was equally noble and elegant, but with an old man's style that Gubei didn't have.

The two were equally outstanding, sitting on either side of the principal, and everyone present was attracted by them in unison.

He Nuo didn't dare to look too much, and ran to the toilet at a faster speed.

The fish tail prop was a bit troublesome, so He Nuo untied the fish tail prop and put it at the door of the toilet.

After going to the toilet and no longer holding back his urine, He Nuo felt better.

But just when he was about to come out of the toilet cubicle, He Nuo heard two people coming in from outside the toilet, and at the same time as the two people came in, there was also a man's scolding and a woman's crying.

"You bastard, believe it or not, I will directly kill you?"

"Let go of me, woo woo woo..."

What followed was the girl's incessant coughing.

He Nuo was a little surprised, and quietly looked out from the gap, and saw two people, one was a man, he was a fool, his head was dyed with strange colors, he looked like a typical gangster.

And the other person is a cute and pure girl, not tall, but just by listening to her voice, she knows she must be very beautiful.

"So what if I have a good time? You see, there is no one else in the toilet now. No one knows what we are doing..."

"Tang Feng, you bastard, I will definitely tell the teacher about this!"

"You tell me, who will believe it!"

"Fuck you, you dare to bite me!"

Tang Feng raised his hand high, and was about to slap the girl's face, but at this moment, He Nuo couldn't help but rushed out.

He directly grabbed Tang Feng's raised wrist, and then squeezed his wrist hard.

And the other hand snatched the cute girl over and held it behind her.

He Nuo's strength was not small, Tang Feng was made to scream by He Nuo.

"Fuck! Who the hell dares to pinch Lao Tzu's wrist! Let's see if I don't just kill him!"

Tang Feng was so painful that he almost couldn't open his eyes. When he finally saw He Nuo's face, he let out a mouthful of saliva: "Fuck me, it's you, He Nuo!"

He Nuo was considered an Internet celebrity after all, and his reputation in school was not small, so even though He Nuo was wearing a wig and heavy makeup, Tang Feng knew him.

At this time, Tang Feng yelled vigorously: "You fucking let me go, if you don't let me go, believe it or not, I will kill you later!"

He Nuo's face was full of disdain: "Fuck me? Do you have that ability?" The movements of his hands became more vigorous, and Tang Feng's wrists also left deep marks.

Tang Feng was in so much pain that he called his mother.

After a long time, He Nuo let go, Tang Feng squeezed his hand and said harsh words to He Nuo: "You wait for me, I will kill you sooner or later!"

He Nuo tapped his ear with his little finger: "Really? Stupid?"

Seeing him like this, Tang Feng ran away staggeringly. When he saw the fish tail prop placed at the door, he kicked it hard as if venting his anger.

After Tang Feng left, He Nuo had time to pay attention to the girl behind him.

He patted her on the back: "are you okay?"

The girl raised her face, and He Nuo felt that she looked familiar.

"You are our professional? Your name is... Qin Xin, right?"

Qin Xin replied with flushed eyes, "Yes."

He Nuo patted her on the back: "Okay, now the person is gone, don't worry."

Qin Xin glanced at him moved, and then looked at the fish tail prop that fell on the ground with some confusion: "This fish tail prop seems to be damaged."

He Nuo picked it up and took a look, and found that the fish tail prop was completely damaged due to Tang Feng's kick just now.

Qin Xin is a computer major, so she naturally knows the importance of the fish tail prop. She worried: "Now that the prop is broken, what will you do for the next performance?"

He Nuo cursed a curse word, then picked up the damaged fish tail prop, and looked at it several times.

That Tang Feng really made a deadly move, he even directly kicked the fish tail prop.

He Nuo touched his hair irritably.

Grass, next time I see that Tang Feng, I must find a way to kill him!

He Nuo glanced at him, and found that Qin Xin was still staring at him intently, with hesitation and self-blame in his eyes.

He Nuo waved his hand at her: "It's okay, don't worry, I'll take care of the fish tail later, you should go out first, after all, this is the men's restroom, and it's not convenient for you to stay for a long time Here, what if someone accidentally sees it?"

When Qin Xin heard what he said, she went out hesitantly.

Seeing the girl go out, He Nuo just stayed where he was and was fascinated by the fish tail prop in his hand.

Damn it, why is the tail of this fish broken now?Fuck, the show is about to start, where is he going to find another fish tail? ! !

Just at this moment, He Nuo suddenly saw his jiojio.

jiojio...

jiojio...

His eyes lit up with a ding.

Isn't he a real mermaid?Where else can I find other fish tails?Isn't his fish tail the most beautiful fish tail!

He Nuo chuckled, and happily returned to the background.

Wan Long had been looking for He Nuo like crazy, and when he finally saw He Nuo, he pulled his princess dress and ran over happily: "Brother He, I finally found you, and I'm coming to our office soon. How did you show up when you were on stage?"

He Nuo: "I was delayed by some trivial matters."

Qin Xin had already returned, and after seeing that He Nuo was fine, she gave him a concerned look.

Wan Long pushed He Nuo and said: "Brother He, get ready quickly, we will be here soon!"

When pushing Ho Nuo, he suddenly found that Ho Nuo's fish tail prop was missing, so he called out: "Brother He, where is your fish tail prop? What would you do without the fish tail prop?"

He Nuo: "The fishtail prop was accidentally broken by me just now."

Wan Long almost exploded: "No, Brother He, why did your fish tail prop suddenly break down! It's over, it's over, what should I do if there is still a performance later? Are you going to go up there with bare legs?"

He Nuo patted Wan Long's shoulder: "Relax, it's okay, there will be a more beautiful fish tail later."

Wan Long: "Ah? A more beautiful fish tail?" Wan Long looked confused, and then said joyfully, "Brother He, you found a new fish tail prop?"

He Nuo showed a Mona Lisa smile, "You will know later."

The next show was He Nuo and the others. After the applause, mermaids wearing fish tail props appeared on stage.

Among the mermaids that appeared on the stage were male mermaids who disguised themselves as women. They were not as good-looking as He Nuo. They wore confused makeup and wobbled fish tails. This funny action made everyone else in the audience laugh.

"Hahahaha, it's so funny, some of the mermaids are fake, it's really funny."

"Look, look, that mermaid has a beard! How funny!"

"Look at that one. It has such a big belly that the fish's tail can't even hold his belly."

"Hahahaha, I really laughed to death."

All the audience laughed, and the principal smiled and sighed: "Oh, what a group of lively and lovely children."

Then he looked at Gu Bei and Lin Shuisheng around him, and wanted to talk to them, but found that their air pressure was extremely low, and they all had a straight face.

The old headmaster shrank his neck.

Sigh, one is the heir to a top wealthy family and a famous director, and the other is a newly promoted IT boss, neither of them can afford to offend!

He Nuo was the protagonist, so he was naturally the last one to appear on stage. He quietly transformed his fish tail in the dark, and then slowly walked onto the stage.

After the feet turned into fish tails, the support strength was insufficient, and He Nuo walked with some difficulty, but He Nuo still gritted his teeth and held on.

At this moment, the light focused on him, perfectly presenting He Nuo's fish tail in front of everyone. The fish scales the size of fingernails flashed colorful and dazzling lights under the dazzling light, which pierced the audience's eyes. Involuntarily attracted to him.

Not only He Nuo's fish tail attracted the attention of others, but also his handsome cheeks and sexy slender neck, under the light, he slowly appeared like a god.

The audience couldn't help but gasp in amazement.

"It's so beautiful, this new mermaid looks so good!! It's really too good-looking!"

"Ahhhhhhh! I'm being teased so much! My heart is beating so fast, I'm about to die suddenly!"

"Mom, I'm in love. This mermaid is the love fish of my dreams. It's so fucking beautiful!"

"It's so beautiful. As a woman, I can't feel any jealousy. It's so beautiful."

"Am I the only one who noticed? That mermaid seems to have an Adam's apple!"

"What? Damn, is it a man? It's actually a man? My mother asked me why I fell in love."

"Even if it's a man, I don't care. Now I just want to see that mermaid more."

After seeing He Nuo, the headmaster said cheerfully, "Ah, it's really pretty."

Just as he was about to turn his head to talk to Gu Bei, he discovered that Gu Bei had stood up from his seat at some point. In the middle of standing up, he accidentally bumped into the stool and made a few muffled sounds.

Gu Bei's eyes, on the other hand, were as black as ink.

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