The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses
Chapter 99 This is probably the worst author in the novel world...
The moment his consciousness sank into darkness, Tang Jizhi knew that he was transported to the next topic.
When the consciousness dissipates, you can't feel the time, but this time, Tang Jizhi can vaguely feel that he is walking through the night, with no boundaries in front, back, left, and right, and he can't stop.
After an unknown amount of time, he "woke up". The moment he opened his eyes, he heard the system voice:
【Ding!Congratulations to the player Tang Jizhi for entering the new theme [Strange Fiction]. This theme is derived from a novel. The author of the novel Xia Qingqing has a strange brain hole and the theme is extremely wonderful. May the players survive safely with your wisdom and hands. 】
This time, the content of the system's broadcast has some more background stuff.
At least let Tang Jizhi figure out that the new theme is generated by a novel called Weird, then...
"Can you tell me the plot of the novel?"
[According to the regulations, no. 】
Tang Jizhi narrowed his eyes slightly. Although it was also an electronic sound, this time the electronic sound sounded softer and cute for no reason.
Thinking about the previous 013, Tang Jizhi smiled slightly: "What system are you?"
[I am 008. 】
"Say hello to 013 for me, and hope to meet him again next time."
The electronic tone paused for a few seconds before saying: [Okay. 】
Tang Jizhi took out his drawing book.
Snow White and the big white cat, who were missing from the page, returned, and all the magical animals fell into a deep sleep, including Monkey King.
"Why is Lan Tong coming here?" Tang Jizhi asked again, he seemed to regard the conversation with the system as a real-time conversation.
This time, 008 didn't reply and disappeared.
Tang Jizhi accepted it as soon as he saw it - none of the magical animals woke up, so he kept a low profile for the time being.
008 saw that he didn't follow up and asked, and it was too late to be happy, so why would he think about it.
I just hope that the God of Plague, whose name has been spread throughout the system space, can complete the task normally like in [Monster Desert Island].
If there were no regulations, 008 would like to directly tell Tang Jizhi how to complete the task - but he couldn't reveal it.
008 secretly prayed.
Tang Jizhi looked around. He was standing on a cobblestone path. There was a clear river not far in front of him, and some low houses were a little farther away.
In an instant he understood, he found the entrance of a village.
"Help!!" A shrill scream sounded, Tang Jizhi looked up and saw a girl stumbling out of the village with a terrified expression.
Behind her, five or six villagers chased out, all with fierce and cold eyes.
"Grab her, don't let her get away!" someone yelled.
The girl ran desperately, and suddenly saw Tang Jizhi, as if seeing hope, she ran over with all her strength, grabbed Tang Jizhi's clothes: "Help me..."
The villagers chased after her, and the girl screamed and hid behind Tang Jizhi, her thin body trembling.
A big rough hand stretched out, trying to get past Tang Jizhi and grab the girl.
"Wait." Tang Ji subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it. Although he doesn't usually deal with girls very much, it doesn't mean he can just watch this group of people pull the girl away. "If you have something to say, why bother to touch it."
As soon as he made a sound, the villagers seemed to realize that there was one more person, a handsome young man who was clean and handsome. Compared with their loess-like skin, it was like people from two worlds.
"We take care of the people in our own village. You don't need to intervene." The man in the lead should be the leader, staring at Tang Jizhi with gloomy eyes, dragging the iron pipe in his hand on the ground, making an unpleasant sound.
"Who are you? How did you get here?"
Tang Jizhi showed the courtesy of laughing before saying a word when meeting a stranger: "Hi, I'm Tang Jizhi, just passing by."
The leading man narrowed his eyes, his gaze was like a falcon, and someone behind him said: "Didn't that woman say she has a boyfriend, could it be the one in front of me?!"
"I'm afraid it's him, she asked him to save her!"
"Catch him together!"
"Don't let them run away."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"I think you have misunderstood, she and I..." Before Tang Jizhi finished speaking, the girl behind him suddenly hugged him, crying and yelling, "Jizhi, you finally came to me, let's leave this place soon, they are going to kill you!" me!"
With such an affectionate and sad roar, she immediately confirmed the villagers' guess that Tang Jizhi was her boyfriend.
"I'd say they belonged together."
"Tie them up!"
A group of people rushed up, all the magical animals were asleep, and Lan Tong was not around. After measuring the strength of both parties, Tang Jizhi raised his hand and let the two villagers drag him and the girl into the village.
Then Tang Jizhi heard them discuss whether to lock them together or separate them, the girl started screaming: "I want to be with Ji Zhi, if you separate us, I will die for you."
Her hair was disheveled, she had several scars on her face, and her eyes were desperate and fierce, staring at those people frantically.
In the end, Tang Jizhi and the girl were pushed into a room similar to a woodshed.
At this time, the barrage poured out frantically. After receiving the live broadcast reminder that the host had completed the task and was prompted to go offline to rest, the viewers were still unsatisfied, but they had no choice but to wait.
After finally waiting for Tang Ji to go online, it turned out that Mr. Tang was cheated by a girl.
This picture reminded them of the picture of Tang Jizhi in the Tyrannosaurus Dragon Pit, so that the audience ignored the weirdness of the matter, and most of them were hahaha.
[It's so rare to see Mr. Tang overturning his car again. 】
[Laughing and screaming, why am I so happy every time I see Tang Tang overturning his car? ! 】
[I became a boyfriend for no reason, as if I saw the countless question marks above Mr. Tang's head, hahahaha. 】
[Although, seeing Tang Jizhi deflated, I feel extra excited! 】
[This is all trivial. I bet that the first sentence of Big Boss Tang's next sentence is not to ask the woman why she cheated him so much, but to find a place to sit comfortably. 】
……
As it turns out, the fan had absolutely nothing wrong with saying it.
Tang Jizhi looked around and found some dilapidated chairs. He took out one, flicked off the dust on it, and sat on it.
The barrage suddenly burst into laughter.
[I'm so convinced, I was really hit. 】
[This chair is so high-end that Tang Tang sits on it. 】
[The big guy is the big guy, look, if he puts a plate of food there right now, he will still eat it deliciously. 】
【Huh?That chair is a lame one! ] Some viewers raised sharply.
So everyone saw that the young man on the screen of their own brains seemed to be sitting uncomfortable. He lowered his head to check the chair, finally got up, and slowly changed to another chair and sat down.
During the whole process, he ignored the girl squatting on the ground beside her with her head down.
Until the girl looked up, her eyes were red, and she said in a hoarse voice, "I'm sorry."
The reason why Tang Jizhi doesn't like dealing with girls is that he doesn't understand girls' minds. For example, the girl who once approached him on the train moved his picture book after being rejected by him.
Over the years, he has intentionally or unintentionally avoided dealing with girls, not because he hates girls, but because he thinks it will save a lot of trouble.
The matter has already happened, and it doesn't help. Tang Jizhi has always been happy with the situation, he said: "Sit down and talk. You squat like this, it looks like I am bullying you."
The girl hesitated for a while, and pulled out the chair that Tang Jizhi just changed to sit down. She didn't know that there was something wrong with the chair, so she turned it over after sitting down.
The reminder of Tang Ji's land has not yet been said.
The two looked at each other, maybe it was Tang Jizhi's calm and warm eyes, or maybe he didn't question her and scolded her for hating her, the girl broke down, tears rolled down her face: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it... I don't want to die... …I am really scared……"
While she was crying, she made a whimpering sound, and Tang Jizhi listened for a long time before he could hear what she was saying.
"They want to sacrifice me to the river god, I don't want to... There are already other people sacrificed to death, I don't want to die..."
Seeing her crying so sad and desperate, Tang Jizhi secretly sighed: "Don't cry."
After a pause, he added: "Crying is useless."
The girl's body trembled, knowing that what Tang Jizhi said was the truth, the crying sound weakened, but the tears flowed more urgently, and the whole person felt that there was nothing to love.
She looked at Tang Jizhi with a begging look: "If, if they drag me to sacrifice, before that, you kill me, okay?"
Tang Jizhi: "???"
The girl stood up from the ground and pointed to the chair: "Hit my head with this force, a few more hits should kill me."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"Sacrifice only wants women, not men. You, you listen to them, they won't do anything to you." Remembering that she dragged him down, the girl twitched her fingers uneasily, "I'm sorry, I'm just too scared, I want to Having someone with me so I'm not so scared."
Tang Jizhi automatically ignored her words, and only picked the important ones: "Sacrifice to the river god? How to sacrifice?"
Thinking of something, the girl's face instantly turned pale, and she said with a trembling voice: "They hang people on the river bank, disembowel them, and wait for the river god to take them away. I saw with my own eyes that the last girl was sacrificed like this, everywhere Blood……"
Tang Jizhi frowned: "Is the river god a human being?"
"No." The girl bit her lip, as if this would give her more courage, "These villagers regard the river god as a god, but in fact the river god is not a god, he is a monster, and he only eats girls! If the villagers don't sacrifice the girl Sacrifice to him, and he will eat the villagers. So these villagers trick ignorant girls here and there, with the purpose of throwing them to the river god, so as not to make themselves suffer."
Tang Jizhi asked casually, "Are you also tricked into coming here?"
"No." The girl was somehow irritated by these words, and she grabbed her hair in pain, "I'm not from here."
"You're not from here either. You can tell by the clothes you're wearing. I'm sorry, because I thought you came here suddenly like me, so I just..."
She didn't know how to say it, and she was a little incoherent: "My name is Xia Qingqing. Believe it or not, I wrote a novel called "Weird Fiction" in my world. In order to feed myself, I have to update a lot every day. , think of a lot of novel ideas, so as to retain readers and receive manuscript fees.”
"But it's too difficult to write. I'm in Calvin every day, and I lose a lot of hair. One day I was so tired that I couldn't write, and then I stopped changing. In the end, I opened my eyes and came here... this world It’s the world of novels I wrote, and it has become real!”
Xia Qingqing cried in despair: "I have written a lot of weird stories in my novels, and there are also many weird monsters. The key point is that none of the monsters I wrote is good, and they are all big villains."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
This is probably the worst author in the novel world.
When the consciousness dissipates, you can't feel the time, but this time, Tang Jizhi can vaguely feel that he is walking through the night, with no boundaries in front, back, left, and right, and he can't stop.
After an unknown amount of time, he "woke up". The moment he opened his eyes, he heard the system voice:
【Ding!Congratulations to the player Tang Jizhi for entering the new theme [Strange Fiction]. This theme is derived from a novel. The author of the novel Xia Qingqing has a strange brain hole and the theme is extremely wonderful. May the players survive safely with your wisdom and hands. 】
This time, the content of the system's broadcast has some more background stuff.
At least let Tang Jizhi figure out that the new theme is generated by a novel called Weird, then...
"Can you tell me the plot of the novel?"
[According to the regulations, no. 】
Tang Jizhi narrowed his eyes slightly. Although it was also an electronic sound, this time the electronic sound sounded softer and cute for no reason.
Thinking about the previous 013, Tang Jizhi smiled slightly: "What system are you?"
[I am 008. 】
"Say hello to 013 for me, and hope to meet him again next time."
The electronic tone paused for a few seconds before saying: [Okay. 】
Tang Jizhi took out his drawing book.
Snow White and the big white cat, who were missing from the page, returned, and all the magical animals fell into a deep sleep, including Monkey King.
"Why is Lan Tong coming here?" Tang Jizhi asked again, he seemed to regard the conversation with the system as a real-time conversation.
This time, 008 didn't reply and disappeared.
Tang Jizhi accepted it as soon as he saw it - none of the magical animals woke up, so he kept a low profile for the time being.
008 saw that he didn't follow up and asked, and it was too late to be happy, so why would he think about it.
I just hope that the God of Plague, whose name has been spread throughout the system space, can complete the task normally like in [Monster Desert Island].
If there were no regulations, 008 would like to directly tell Tang Jizhi how to complete the task - but he couldn't reveal it.
008 secretly prayed.
Tang Jizhi looked around. He was standing on a cobblestone path. There was a clear river not far in front of him, and some low houses were a little farther away.
In an instant he understood, he found the entrance of a village.
"Help!!" A shrill scream sounded, Tang Jizhi looked up and saw a girl stumbling out of the village with a terrified expression.
Behind her, five or six villagers chased out, all with fierce and cold eyes.
"Grab her, don't let her get away!" someone yelled.
The girl ran desperately, and suddenly saw Tang Jizhi, as if seeing hope, she ran over with all her strength, grabbed Tang Jizhi's clothes: "Help me..."
The villagers chased after her, and the girl screamed and hid behind Tang Jizhi, her thin body trembling.
A big rough hand stretched out, trying to get past Tang Jizhi and grab the girl.
"Wait." Tang Ji subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it. Although he doesn't usually deal with girls very much, it doesn't mean he can just watch this group of people pull the girl away. "If you have something to say, why bother to touch it."
As soon as he made a sound, the villagers seemed to realize that there was one more person, a handsome young man who was clean and handsome. Compared with their loess-like skin, it was like people from two worlds.
"We take care of the people in our own village. You don't need to intervene." The man in the lead should be the leader, staring at Tang Jizhi with gloomy eyes, dragging the iron pipe in his hand on the ground, making an unpleasant sound.
"Who are you? How did you get here?"
Tang Jizhi showed the courtesy of laughing before saying a word when meeting a stranger: "Hi, I'm Tang Jizhi, just passing by."
The leading man narrowed his eyes, his gaze was like a falcon, and someone behind him said: "Didn't that woman say she has a boyfriend, could it be the one in front of me?!"
"I'm afraid it's him, she asked him to save her!"
"Catch him together!"
"Don't let them run away."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"I think you have misunderstood, she and I..." Before Tang Jizhi finished speaking, the girl behind him suddenly hugged him, crying and yelling, "Jizhi, you finally came to me, let's leave this place soon, they are going to kill you!" me!"
With such an affectionate and sad roar, she immediately confirmed the villagers' guess that Tang Jizhi was her boyfriend.
"I'd say they belonged together."
"Tie them up!"
A group of people rushed up, all the magical animals were asleep, and Lan Tong was not around. After measuring the strength of both parties, Tang Jizhi raised his hand and let the two villagers drag him and the girl into the village.
Then Tang Jizhi heard them discuss whether to lock them together or separate them, the girl started screaming: "I want to be with Ji Zhi, if you separate us, I will die for you."
Her hair was disheveled, she had several scars on her face, and her eyes were desperate and fierce, staring at those people frantically.
In the end, Tang Jizhi and the girl were pushed into a room similar to a woodshed.
At this time, the barrage poured out frantically. After receiving the live broadcast reminder that the host had completed the task and was prompted to go offline to rest, the viewers were still unsatisfied, but they had no choice but to wait.
After finally waiting for Tang Ji to go online, it turned out that Mr. Tang was cheated by a girl.
This picture reminded them of the picture of Tang Jizhi in the Tyrannosaurus Dragon Pit, so that the audience ignored the weirdness of the matter, and most of them were hahaha.
[It's so rare to see Mr. Tang overturning his car again. 】
[Laughing and screaming, why am I so happy every time I see Tang Tang overturning his car? ! 】
[I became a boyfriend for no reason, as if I saw the countless question marks above Mr. Tang's head, hahahaha. 】
[Although, seeing Tang Jizhi deflated, I feel extra excited! 】
[This is all trivial. I bet that the first sentence of Big Boss Tang's next sentence is not to ask the woman why she cheated him so much, but to find a place to sit comfortably. 】
……
As it turns out, the fan had absolutely nothing wrong with saying it.
Tang Jizhi looked around and found some dilapidated chairs. He took out one, flicked off the dust on it, and sat on it.
The barrage suddenly burst into laughter.
[I'm so convinced, I was really hit. 】
[This chair is so high-end that Tang Tang sits on it. 】
[The big guy is the big guy, look, if he puts a plate of food there right now, he will still eat it deliciously. 】
【Huh?That chair is a lame one! ] Some viewers raised sharply.
So everyone saw that the young man on the screen of their own brains seemed to be sitting uncomfortable. He lowered his head to check the chair, finally got up, and slowly changed to another chair and sat down.
During the whole process, he ignored the girl squatting on the ground beside her with her head down.
Until the girl looked up, her eyes were red, and she said in a hoarse voice, "I'm sorry."
The reason why Tang Jizhi doesn't like dealing with girls is that he doesn't understand girls' minds. For example, the girl who once approached him on the train moved his picture book after being rejected by him.
Over the years, he has intentionally or unintentionally avoided dealing with girls, not because he hates girls, but because he thinks it will save a lot of trouble.
The matter has already happened, and it doesn't help. Tang Jizhi has always been happy with the situation, he said: "Sit down and talk. You squat like this, it looks like I am bullying you."
The girl hesitated for a while, and pulled out the chair that Tang Jizhi just changed to sit down. She didn't know that there was something wrong with the chair, so she turned it over after sitting down.
The reminder of Tang Ji's land has not yet been said.
The two looked at each other, maybe it was Tang Jizhi's calm and warm eyes, or maybe he didn't question her and scolded her for hating her, the girl broke down, tears rolled down her face: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it... I don't want to die... …I am really scared……"
While she was crying, she made a whimpering sound, and Tang Jizhi listened for a long time before he could hear what she was saying.
"They want to sacrifice me to the river god, I don't want to... There are already other people sacrificed to death, I don't want to die..."
Seeing her crying so sad and desperate, Tang Jizhi secretly sighed: "Don't cry."
After a pause, he added: "Crying is useless."
The girl's body trembled, knowing that what Tang Jizhi said was the truth, the crying sound weakened, but the tears flowed more urgently, and the whole person felt that there was nothing to love.
She looked at Tang Jizhi with a begging look: "If, if they drag me to sacrifice, before that, you kill me, okay?"
Tang Jizhi: "???"
The girl stood up from the ground and pointed to the chair: "Hit my head with this force, a few more hits should kill me."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
"Sacrifice only wants women, not men. You, you listen to them, they won't do anything to you." Remembering that she dragged him down, the girl twitched her fingers uneasily, "I'm sorry, I'm just too scared, I want to Having someone with me so I'm not so scared."
Tang Jizhi automatically ignored her words, and only picked the important ones: "Sacrifice to the river god? How to sacrifice?"
Thinking of something, the girl's face instantly turned pale, and she said with a trembling voice: "They hang people on the river bank, disembowel them, and wait for the river god to take them away. I saw with my own eyes that the last girl was sacrificed like this, everywhere Blood……"
Tang Jizhi frowned: "Is the river god a human being?"
"No." The girl bit her lip, as if this would give her more courage, "These villagers regard the river god as a god, but in fact the river god is not a god, he is a monster, and he only eats girls! If the villagers don't sacrifice the girl Sacrifice to him, and he will eat the villagers. So these villagers trick ignorant girls here and there, with the purpose of throwing them to the river god, so as not to make themselves suffer."
Tang Jizhi asked casually, "Are you also tricked into coming here?"
"No." The girl was somehow irritated by these words, and she grabbed her hair in pain, "I'm not from here."
"You're not from here either. You can tell by the clothes you're wearing. I'm sorry, because I thought you came here suddenly like me, so I just..."
She didn't know how to say it, and she was a little incoherent: "My name is Xia Qingqing. Believe it or not, I wrote a novel called "Weird Fiction" in my world. In order to feed myself, I have to update a lot every day. , think of a lot of novel ideas, so as to retain readers and receive manuscript fees.”
"But it's too difficult to write. I'm in Calvin every day, and I lose a lot of hair. One day I was so tired that I couldn't write, and then I stopped changing. In the end, I opened my eyes and came here... this world It’s the world of novels I wrote, and it has become real!”
Xia Qingqing cried in despair: "I have written a lot of weird stories in my novels, and there are also many weird monsters. The key point is that none of the monsters I wrote is good, and they are all big villains."
Tang Jizhi: "..."
This is probably the worst author in the novel world.
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