The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses
Chapter 73 "Oh, it's so miserable."......
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Tyrannosaurus rex hasn't had much to eat since it was drawn.
Fortunately, the painting book itself has energy. When Snow White was included in the painting, the painting book absorbed some energy, and this energy will be supplied to other magical animals in the painting book, so they will not be weak without food.
But I can't hold back my hunger.
Human beings eat boiled white eggs every day. After a period of time, the body can bear it, and the spirit has longed for all kinds of delicacies, and can't wait to have a good meal immediately.
What's more, the Tyrannosaurus rex is still a carnivorous and ferocious animal. It's okay to sleep in the picture book, and it won't be greedy when it falls asleep.
So, after waking up this time, the Tyrannosaurus Rex was rolling bored in the drawing book, trying to hypnotize himself again with this method, but unexpectedly Tang Jizhi let it out.
At that moment, the Tyrannosaurus rex felt unparalleled happiness, not only because Tang Jizhi let it out, but more importantly, it smelled the aroma of meat.
This is the ultimate temptation for the Tyrannosaurus Rex, who has always been eager to eat meat.
It stared at the big white cat in front of it, and slowly looked from top to bottom, from left to right. After looking at it, it realized that it could have a full meal.
So fat, so meaty, so fragrant!
The Tyrannosaurus rex flicked its tail excitedly.
"Wait—" Tang Jizhi gave it an order in his heart to slow down, but it was a step too late.
The Tyrannosaurus rex appeared next to him, and its tail swept excitedly. Tang Jizhi hurriedly lay down on the ball, narrowly dodging its tail, and then there was a loud click, and the tail hit a game device, and there was a sudden sound. Lazira's electric sound.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex turned around hearing the master's voice, and Tang Jizhi hurriedly shouted: "Stop!"
The Tyrannosaurus rex turned halfway and stopped, Tang Jizhi tried his best to use a peaceful voice and said: "Hey, this is the third floor, move gently, don't trample the building down."
——Tang Jizhi suddenly regretted it. He only thought that Suzaku was a bird. If he fought with the big white cat, the space would be too small to use.
As for the release of the Tyrannosaurus rex, since the big white cat can spout people's words, it seems that its IQ is not low. Facing an ancient overlord like the Tyrannosaurus rex, it should not be stupid enough to take the initiative.
In this way, the big white cat can be solved without any effort.
He remembered the wide enough space in the video game city to accommodate the Tyrannosaurus rex, but he forgot the weight of the Tyrannosaurus rex and its restless (destructive) nature.
This guy can play with a blade of grass for half a day.
Suzaku flew unhappily on a game machine. It wanted to have fun with the big white cat, but it didn't expect that the owner would release this silly big man to steal its limelight for nothing.
Look, those humans are dumbfounded.
snort!
The young man who first reminded Tang Jizhi hid with a young man with glasses. The young man helped himself to help his glasses, which had broken a lens.
"Dinosaurs?"
The young man's expression was similar to his: "Pinch me."
The two pinched each other, it was painful, and they were instantly excited.
"Where did this come from!"
"Dinosaur vs. big cat, which one will win?"
"Look at the big cat, its fur is standing on end, it's scared!"
"But... did you feel that the floor was shaking?"
"..."
The floor was really vibrating and creaking unbearably.
The big white cat bared its teeth, and those cats who had hid in the dark ran out again, gathered behind the big white cat, and all breathed out at the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The two claws in front of the Tyrannosaurus rex poked each other, and these small ones also looked quite fat...
The arrival of the group of cats made the big white cat look better than before—although the Tyrannosaurus rex is too powerful to deal with, it has so many helpers.
Ants dare to shake an elephant!
"Master, are you alright?" the Tyrannosaurus rex who found Tang Jizhi still lying down said cautiously.
Tang Jizhi sat up with his back propped up, and signaled the Tyrannosaurus Rex not to move. The Tyrannosaurus Rex had no choice but to suppress its eagerness to eat meat, and turned its half-turned body back.
Tang Jizhi, who had just sat up, ushered in a thick tail again, but had no choice but to lie down again.
"Xiaolonglong! Did I let you move!"
Tyrannosaurus rex was extremely wronged, and said blankly: "I didn't move."
It is turning around, turning around is not moving, it has to turn around to stare at the prey, and cannot let the meat in its mouth escape.
The barrage has not been laughing like crazy for a long time:
[Hahahaha, I found that once the Tyrannosaurus Rex came out, Brother Tang was very miserable. 】
[Fuck, the bed is about to collapse from laughing at me! 】
[Before the Tyrannosaurus rex appeared, Tang Tang had always been calm and breezy, with extraordinary momentum.As soon as the Tyrannosaurus rex came out, he was forced to lie down in the pool. It reminded me of the last time Tang Tang was knocked unconscious by the Tyrannosaurus rex. It was so miserable! 】
[Boss, why don’t you remember your lesson, whoever is not good to let go should let Tyrannosaurus rex go. 】
【Upstairs, don't let the Tyrannosaurus Rex go, why should you let the Soaring Snake, the body of the Soaring Snake can't fit here hahahaha. 】
[Suzaku can't fly away, Teng Snake can't hold it, and Lantong and Magic Vine are not here, it seems that I can only release Tyrannosaurus rex. 】
……
"Now, can we let them go?" Tang Jizhi gave up talking to the Tyrannosaurus rex, raised his voice, and looked at the big white cat.
"Ah, I'm sorry." He found himself plucking out a pinch of the three-colored cat's hair, and stroked the three-colored three-colored cat, waiting for the answer from the big white cat.
"Roar!" The Tyrannosaurus Rex sent a thoughtful threat, and the voice was like a thunderclap in the air.
The group of cats behind the big white cat were terrified, they no longer obeyed the order, and fled in panic. Even the Sanhua cat in Tang Jizhi's hands was frightened, and honestly dared not move again.
The people hiding around sat down on the ground one after another, covering their buzzing heads, their eyes turned into mosquito coils, and it took a long time before they came back to their senses.
Two streets away from the shopping mall, there was a team of patrolling soldiers. They just came over after a shift change. The monsters that had appeared in the capital in the past few days had been wiped out, and no new monsters appeared for the time being, which made the patrolling soldiers relax a little bit.
Therefore, when he heard a beast roar coming from a certain direction, he didn't react immediately.When he reacted, his face changed drastically.
The patrol leader immediately used the communicator to report the nearest site to request support, and then ran towards the source of the sound as fast as possible.
Arriving near the shopping mall, I saw a group of people running out of the entrance from a distance, with very strange expressions, and they rushed to meet them.
"what happened!"
The fastest running middle-aged man took the patrol captain's hand, gasped, and pointed to the third floor: "Dinosaurs! There are dinosaurs on it!"
Patrol Captain: "?"
"It's really a dinosaur!" Everyone said in unison, "A very big white cat that can speak human language caught us, and then a dinosaur appeared, and we escaped."
"exactly!"
"It's definitely a dinosaur. I watched the movie with my son. It can't be wrong."
"The cat is so big, the dinosaur is bigger than the cat, it's on the third floor!"
The patrol captain got a little headache from the quarrel, and asked the most urgent question: "Is there anyone else up there?"
"Yes, there is one more." The glasses boy said excitedly, "Uncle policeman, you don't need to go up, it was the dinosaur released by that man who saved us, he must be fine."
The young man nodded in agreement: "Yes, he will come down soon."
Patrol Captain: "????"
"You two, take them to a safe place, and the rest follow me in." The captain quickly made arrangements and led them into the mall.
Rescued person: "..."
I told you not to go in!
The young man yelled, "You really don't need to go in—"
"There are still people, and it is our duty to rescue them." With so many people saying that there are dinosaurs and big white cats, there must be no falsehood.No matter what the situation is, as long as there are still people inside, as soldiers, they must go in to rescue.
The patrol captain finished his speech without looking back, and disappeared at the entrance of the mall with his team members. They were all trained fighters, knowing that there were large monsters in the mall, and took out weapons while running to deal with all sudden changes.
Once inside, a group of meowing and screaming kittens were greeted first. Some of these cats ran out, and some went to other places, shedding countless hairs along the way, and the air was full of floating hairs.
A team member sneezed heavily.
At this time, the building on the right side suddenly vibrated with creaking creaks. Along with the vibration, there was also a cat meowing as if its tail had been stepped on. The sound was loud and extremely tragic.
"Easy!!!" Among these voices, they heard a clear human voice.
"Captain, there!" The team member raised his finger, and a tall and slender figure appeared at the fence on the third floor, with a red shadow nestled above his head, like a bird.
Tang Jizhi, who heard the voice, looked back and saw the patrolling soldiers.
"..."
At this moment, the big white cat lost countless hairs, the different pupils were extremely angry, and several whiskers were pulled off. The Tyrannosaurus rex pressed it under its body, looking for a suitable position for its lower mouth.
But it finds that the food is full of hairs, which makes it a little disliked - because Mao Mao is difficult to digest, it tastes bad, and it also clogs the teeth!
The most important thing is that the master told him to be gentle, but if he was lighter, he couldn't subdue the disobedient "meat".
The Tyrannosaurus rex was very distressed, and finally decided to ignore it, and took a bite first. It was already drooling from greed, and the fur on the top of the big white cat's head was wet into strands.
Seeing the patrolling soldiers, Tang Jizhi made a decisive decision and took the Tyrannosaurus rex back into the painting book.
Opened his mouth and bit the empty Tyrannosaurus Rex: "???"
The big white cat, which was beaten to the point of being unable to fight back, was so angry that it could only meow. The first thing it did when it regained its freedom was to jump into the pool filled with plastic fish.
"It's so dirty!!!" It wants to take a bath.
However, the pool was too small compared to its body, and the fight with the Tyrannosaurus rex failed to dismantle the pool. With its pounce, the pool was successfully torn apart, and water and plastic fish spilled all over the ground.
"Meow???"
At the same time, the already precarious floor finally couldn't bear its due load-bearing capacity, and cracked and collapsed from the middle.
wow-
The whole building split open at the same time, that is to say, the big white cat threw itself to the ground floor.
When Qian Jun shot, Suzaku returned to its original size, put Tang Jizhi on its back, and hovered in mid-air with its wings.
All the dust and cat hair disappeared from around its body, giving Tang Jizhi the cleanest breathing environment.
"Bang!" The soldier who caught this scene released his fingers, and the gun fell to the ground.
The big white cat moved, and pushed away the stones covering its body, revealing half of its gray body, shook its head, and immediately found that the few remaining beards of its own were gone, and its tail was crushed by a big stone. Stop, you can't even pull it.
The Sanhua cat was spat out by it, except for being overly frightened, it was intact.
"Oh, it's so miserable." Suzaku flew lower and came to the big white cat, "Idiot, the master told you to be good, why didn't you listen, it's all right now, you're at a loss."
"Meow!!!"
A thin flame burst out from Suzaku's tail feathers: "Hey, do you still want to fight with me? I'll burn all your hair!"
"Shameless!!!" The big white cat spit out a big hairball in anger, and it usually digests it internally.
"I'm weak, so blame others." Suzaku flapped its wings maliciously, and slapped all the surrounding dust on the big white cat, choking it all over the face.
"They all have white fur, which is completely incomparable to my friend." It looked the big white cat up and down, with disgust in its eyes, blinded by the white fur, it's better to burn it.
As soon as Suzaku rolled its eyes, it was about to make a wrong decision. At this time, Tang Jizhi patted it on the back, signaling it to let it down. Suzaku had no choice but to stop thinking for a while, landed gently, and turned sideways to let Tang Jizhi jump off.
The patrolling soldiers, including the captain, looked at Tang Jizhi dully. To them, it was nothing to see the big white cat, and it was nothing to do if the building collapsed.
But a little red bird turned into a gorgeous and beautiful big bird, and flew down with a human on its back, that's scary enough.
"...Didn't it say that there were dinosaurs?" A team member murmured, "Why did they become big birds?"
Tang Jizhi approached them.
The soldiers took two steps back, and hastily raised their guns at him.
Tang Jizhi: "???"
Tyrannosaurus rex hasn't had much to eat since it was drawn.
Fortunately, the painting book itself has energy. When Snow White was included in the painting, the painting book absorbed some energy, and this energy will be supplied to other magical animals in the painting book, so they will not be weak without food.
But I can't hold back my hunger.
Human beings eat boiled white eggs every day. After a period of time, the body can bear it, and the spirit has longed for all kinds of delicacies, and can't wait to have a good meal immediately.
What's more, the Tyrannosaurus rex is still a carnivorous and ferocious animal. It's okay to sleep in the picture book, and it won't be greedy when it falls asleep.
So, after waking up this time, the Tyrannosaurus Rex was rolling bored in the drawing book, trying to hypnotize himself again with this method, but unexpectedly Tang Jizhi let it out.
At that moment, the Tyrannosaurus rex felt unparalleled happiness, not only because Tang Jizhi let it out, but more importantly, it smelled the aroma of meat.
This is the ultimate temptation for the Tyrannosaurus Rex, who has always been eager to eat meat.
It stared at the big white cat in front of it, and slowly looked from top to bottom, from left to right. After looking at it, it realized that it could have a full meal.
So fat, so meaty, so fragrant!
The Tyrannosaurus rex flicked its tail excitedly.
"Wait—" Tang Jizhi gave it an order in his heart to slow down, but it was a step too late.
The Tyrannosaurus rex appeared next to him, and its tail swept excitedly. Tang Jizhi hurriedly lay down on the ball, narrowly dodging its tail, and then there was a loud click, and the tail hit a game device, and there was a sudden sound. Lazira's electric sound.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex turned around hearing the master's voice, and Tang Jizhi hurriedly shouted: "Stop!"
The Tyrannosaurus rex turned halfway and stopped, Tang Jizhi tried his best to use a peaceful voice and said: "Hey, this is the third floor, move gently, don't trample the building down."
——Tang Jizhi suddenly regretted it. He only thought that Suzaku was a bird. If he fought with the big white cat, the space would be too small to use.
As for the release of the Tyrannosaurus rex, since the big white cat can spout people's words, it seems that its IQ is not low. Facing an ancient overlord like the Tyrannosaurus rex, it should not be stupid enough to take the initiative.
In this way, the big white cat can be solved without any effort.
He remembered the wide enough space in the video game city to accommodate the Tyrannosaurus rex, but he forgot the weight of the Tyrannosaurus rex and its restless (destructive) nature.
This guy can play with a blade of grass for half a day.
Suzaku flew unhappily on a game machine. It wanted to have fun with the big white cat, but it didn't expect that the owner would release this silly big man to steal its limelight for nothing.
Look, those humans are dumbfounded.
snort!
The young man who first reminded Tang Jizhi hid with a young man with glasses. The young man helped himself to help his glasses, which had broken a lens.
"Dinosaurs?"
The young man's expression was similar to his: "Pinch me."
The two pinched each other, it was painful, and they were instantly excited.
"Where did this come from!"
"Dinosaur vs. big cat, which one will win?"
"Look at the big cat, its fur is standing on end, it's scared!"
"But... did you feel that the floor was shaking?"
"..."
The floor was really vibrating and creaking unbearably.
The big white cat bared its teeth, and those cats who had hid in the dark ran out again, gathered behind the big white cat, and all breathed out at the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The two claws in front of the Tyrannosaurus rex poked each other, and these small ones also looked quite fat...
The arrival of the group of cats made the big white cat look better than before—although the Tyrannosaurus rex is too powerful to deal with, it has so many helpers.
Ants dare to shake an elephant!
"Master, are you alright?" the Tyrannosaurus rex who found Tang Jizhi still lying down said cautiously.
Tang Jizhi sat up with his back propped up, and signaled the Tyrannosaurus Rex not to move. The Tyrannosaurus Rex had no choice but to suppress its eagerness to eat meat, and turned its half-turned body back.
Tang Jizhi, who had just sat up, ushered in a thick tail again, but had no choice but to lie down again.
"Xiaolonglong! Did I let you move!"
Tyrannosaurus rex was extremely wronged, and said blankly: "I didn't move."
It is turning around, turning around is not moving, it has to turn around to stare at the prey, and cannot let the meat in its mouth escape.
The barrage has not been laughing like crazy for a long time:
[Hahahaha, I found that once the Tyrannosaurus Rex came out, Brother Tang was very miserable. 】
[Fuck, the bed is about to collapse from laughing at me! 】
[Before the Tyrannosaurus rex appeared, Tang Tang had always been calm and breezy, with extraordinary momentum.As soon as the Tyrannosaurus rex came out, he was forced to lie down in the pool. It reminded me of the last time Tang Tang was knocked unconscious by the Tyrannosaurus rex. It was so miserable! 】
[Boss, why don’t you remember your lesson, whoever is not good to let go should let Tyrannosaurus rex go. 】
【Upstairs, don't let the Tyrannosaurus Rex go, why should you let the Soaring Snake, the body of the Soaring Snake can't fit here hahahaha. 】
[Suzaku can't fly away, Teng Snake can't hold it, and Lantong and Magic Vine are not here, it seems that I can only release Tyrannosaurus rex. 】
……
"Now, can we let them go?" Tang Jizhi gave up talking to the Tyrannosaurus rex, raised his voice, and looked at the big white cat.
"Ah, I'm sorry." He found himself plucking out a pinch of the three-colored cat's hair, and stroked the three-colored three-colored cat, waiting for the answer from the big white cat.
"Roar!" The Tyrannosaurus Rex sent a thoughtful threat, and the voice was like a thunderclap in the air.
The group of cats behind the big white cat were terrified, they no longer obeyed the order, and fled in panic. Even the Sanhua cat in Tang Jizhi's hands was frightened, and honestly dared not move again.
The people hiding around sat down on the ground one after another, covering their buzzing heads, their eyes turned into mosquito coils, and it took a long time before they came back to their senses.
Two streets away from the shopping mall, there was a team of patrolling soldiers. They just came over after a shift change. The monsters that had appeared in the capital in the past few days had been wiped out, and no new monsters appeared for the time being, which made the patrolling soldiers relax a little bit.
Therefore, when he heard a beast roar coming from a certain direction, he didn't react immediately.When he reacted, his face changed drastically.
The patrol leader immediately used the communicator to report the nearest site to request support, and then ran towards the source of the sound as fast as possible.
Arriving near the shopping mall, I saw a group of people running out of the entrance from a distance, with very strange expressions, and they rushed to meet them.
"what happened!"
The fastest running middle-aged man took the patrol captain's hand, gasped, and pointed to the third floor: "Dinosaurs! There are dinosaurs on it!"
Patrol Captain: "?"
"It's really a dinosaur!" Everyone said in unison, "A very big white cat that can speak human language caught us, and then a dinosaur appeared, and we escaped."
"exactly!"
"It's definitely a dinosaur. I watched the movie with my son. It can't be wrong."
"The cat is so big, the dinosaur is bigger than the cat, it's on the third floor!"
The patrol captain got a little headache from the quarrel, and asked the most urgent question: "Is there anyone else up there?"
"Yes, there is one more." The glasses boy said excitedly, "Uncle policeman, you don't need to go up, it was the dinosaur released by that man who saved us, he must be fine."
The young man nodded in agreement: "Yes, he will come down soon."
Patrol Captain: "????"
"You two, take them to a safe place, and the rest follow me in." The captain quickly made arrangements and led them into the mall.
Rescued person: "..."
I told you not to go in!
The young man yelled, "You really don't need to go in—"
"There are still people, and it is our duty to rescue them." With so many people saying that there are dinosaurs and big white cats, there must be no falsehood.No matter what the situation is, as long as there are still people inside, as soldiers, they must go in to rescue.
The patrol captain finished his speech without looking back, and disappeared at the entrance of the mall with his team members. They were all trained fighters, knowing that there were large monsters in the mall, and took out weapons while running to deal with all sudden changes.
Once inside, a group of meowing and screaming kittens were greeted first. Some of these cats ran out, and some went to other places, shedding countless hairs along the way, and the air was full of floating hairs.
A team member sneezed heavily.
At this time, the building on the right side suddenly vibrated with creaking creaks. Along with the vibration, there was also a cat meowing as if its tail had been stepped on. The sound was loud and extremely tragic.
"Easy!!!" Among these voices, they heard a clear human voice.
"Captain, there!" The team member raised his finger, and a tall and slender figure appeared at the fence on the third floor, with a red shadow nestled above his head, like a bird.
Tang Jizhi, who heard the voice, looked back and saw the patrolling soldiers.
"..."
At this moment, the big white cat lost countless hairs, the different pupils were extremely angry, and several whiskers were pulled off. The Tyrannosaurus rex pressed it under its body, looking for a suitable position for its lower mouth.
But it finds that the food is full of hairs, which makes it a little disliked - because Mao Mao is difficult to digest, it tastes bad, and it also clogs the teeth!
The most important thing is that the master told him to be gentle, but if he was lighter, he couldn't subdue the disobedient "meat".
The Tyrannosaurus rex was very distressed, and finally decided to ignore it, and took a bite first. It was already drooling from greed, and the fur on the top of the big white cat's head was wet into strands.
Seeing the patrolling soldiers, Tang Jizhi made a decisive decision and took the Tyrannosaurus rex back into the painting book.
Opened his mouth and bit the empty Tyrannosaurus Rex: "???"
The big white cat, which was beaten to the point of being unable to fight back, was so angry that it could only meow. The first thing it did when it regained its freedom was to jump into the pool filled with plastic fish.
"It's so dirty!!!" It wants to take a bath.
However, the pool was too small compared to its body, and the fight with the Tyrannosaurus rex failed to dismantle the pool. With its pounce, the pool was successfully torn apart, and water and plastic fish spilled all over the ground.
"Meow???"
At the same time, the already precarious floor finally couldn't bear its due load-bearing capacity, and cracked and collapsed from the middle.
wow-
The whole building split open at the same time, that is to say, the big white cat threw itself to the ground floor.
When Qian Jun shot, Suzaku returned to its original size, put Tang Jizhi on its back, and hovered in mid-air with its wings.
All the dust and cat hair disappeared from around its body, giving Tang Jizhi the cleanest breathing environment.
"Bang!" The soldier who caught this scene released his fingers, and the gun fell to the ground.
The big white cat moved, and pushed away the stones covering its body, revealing half of its gray body, shook its head, and immediately found that the few remaining beards of its own were gone, and its tail was crushed by a big stone. Stop, you can't even pull it.
The Sanhua cat was spat out by it, except for being overly frightened, it was intact.
"Oh, it's so miserable." Suzaku flew lower and came to the big white cat, "Idiot, the master told you to be good, why didn't you listen, it's all right now, you're at a loss."
"Meow!!!"
A thin flame burst out from Suzaku's tail feathers: "Hey, do you still want to fight with me? I'll burn all your hair!"
"Shameless!!!" The big white cat spit out a big hairball in anger, and it usually digests it internally.
"I'm weak, so blame others." Suzaku flapped its wings maliciously, and slapped all the surrounding dust on the big white cat, choking it all over the face.
"They all have white fur, which is completely incomparable to my friend." It looked the big white cat up and down, with disgust in its eyes, blinded by the white fur, it's better to burn it.
As soon as Suzaku rolled its eyes, it was about to make a wrong decision. At this time, Tang Jizhi patted it on the back, signaling it to let it down. Suzaku had no choice but to stop thinking for a while, landed gently, and turned sideways to let Tang Jizhi jump off.
The patrolling soldiers, including the captain, looked at Tang Jizhi dully. To them, it was nothing to see the big white cat, and it was nothing to do if the building collapsed.
But a little red bird turned into a gorgeous and beautiful big bird, and flew down with a human on its back, that's scary enough.
"...Didn't it say that there were dinosaurs?" A team member murmured, "Why did they become big birds?"
Tang Jizhi approached them.
The soldiers took two steps back, and hastily raised their guns at him.
Tang Jizhi: "???"
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