The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

The living room shook like a magnitude [-] earthquake. The furniture next to her and the rich food on the table were all smashed and overturned. Yu Sisi screamed, she fell to the ground without standing still, and rolled directly to the feet of Little Red Riding Hood.

"Is it you?" Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head, the blood in her eyes was getting darker and darker, as if it could drip out in a second.

Yu Sisi trembled violently all over, the delicate makeup on her face was blurred by tears, she kept shaking her head, her expression terrified to the extreme: "It's not me, it's not me, I don't raise birds, you know, how can I raise birds."

"It's him, it must be him, only he's new here!" She pointed to Tang Jizhi who was standing on the table.

The red fire-breathing bird must be a product of this world, and it is impossible for anyone to raise it. But at this time, in order not to make herself the target of Little Red Riding Hood, Yu Sisi did not hesitate to find a scapegoat, and the "scapegoat" was naturally chosen. Newcomers are most suitable.

Little Red Riding Hood slowly raised her head. Because of her height, she had to raise her head high to see Tang Jizhi.

"I like honest people. Is what she said true?" Little Red Riding Hood asked with her head tilted.

Being stared at by a pair of blood-colored pupils, normal people would shudder, especially other people who have felt the staring of these blood-colored eyes before, and know its horror, just thinking about it will make them terrified.

However, Tang Jizhi remained indifferent, and even thoughtfully took a few steps back while supporting the table, because it would save Little Red Riding Hood so much effort.

"Little Red Riding Hood, you don't need to raise your head so high, your neck will become sore if you raise your head for a long time." Tang Jizhi said slowly.

Everyone: "..."

Little Red Riding Hood was also a little surprised. She lowered her head a little, and suddenly started giggling. Her immature childish voice sounded like an illusory innocence. When she laughed, she showed two cute dimples and tilted her head: "You are not afraid of me. ?”

"Such a cute and beautiful little princess, what are you afraid of?" Tang Jizhi said, looking at Lou Yu and the others, "Are you afraid?"

No one answered, everyone trembled even more fiercely, looking at him as if they were looking at a dead person.

In the depths of Liu Zhongyuan's eyes, apart from the fear of Little Red Riding Hood, there is also regret for Tang Jizhi: it's a pity to lose a high-quality rookie.

"Look, they are not afraid of you." Everyone listened to Tang Jizhi open his eyes and talk nonsense.

The blood in Little Red Riding Hood's eyes is fading. Women of any age like to be praised for their beauty, and Little Red Riding Hood is no exception.

But she still stared at Tang Jizhi, and after a few seconds, she said, "I like your honesty, but you have to answer my question first, is that red fire-breathing bird raised by you?"

Tang Jizhi didn't answer this question directly, he was puzzled: "Pretty little princess, I just came here, do you think I look like a bird breeder?"

He opened his arms to show that his hands were empty.

Little Red Riding Hood's long eyelashes flickered, as if thinking about Tang Jizhi's words.

"A fire-breathing bird sounds extraordinary. Look at us, we are all protected by you. How can we have the qualifications to raise birds?" Tang Jizhi said calmly and methodically, "When I came, you The big bad wolf was scared away with great power, could it be it..."

He stopped talking.

"What is it?" asked Little Red Riding Hood.

"There is no evidence, so I can't talk nonsense." Tang Jizhi shook his head with sincere eyes.

Barrage:

[Hahahaha, Tang Huyou started again. 】

[Damn, I started fooling around again. 】

[Little Red Riding Hood, hold on, don't be fooled by it. 】

[Why is this scene so familiar, as if I saw the fooled baby magic vine. 】

[It's over, looking at Little Red Riding Hood's expression, she was successfully fooled. 】

[Suddenly I felt sorry for the little girl, Suzaku came out and was beaten! 】

……

"You mean to say that the fire-breathing bird was found by that stupid wolf?" Little Red Riding Hood pondered for a moment.

Tang Jizhi still maintained the expression just now, neither nodding nor shaking his head.

"Very good." But Little Red Riding Hood made a decision in her heart, she circled around Tang Jizhi, "You provoked the stupid wolf, and then it found a bird that could only breathe fire to take revenge on me, causing me to burn it accidentally. hair. So, I will punish you first, and then go to settle accounts with that stupid wolf."

Most of the furniture in the room has been floating and spinning in the air, and the others are clinging to things around them that can stabilize their bodies.

"I'm sorry master, it's my fault. You let me out, I will fight her for [-] rounds, she is definitely not my opponent!" Suzaku jumped back and forth on the drawing page.

Tang Jizhi ignored it.

In fact, he had a strange feeling in his heart that Suzaku was no match for Little Red Riding Hood in this place.This feeling is inexplicable, but he chooses to trust his intuition.

He curiously asked Little Red Riding Hood: "What are you going to punish me for?"

Little Red Riding Hood looked at his right hand holding the table: "Your hand is pretty, so I will punish you for giving it to me."

When the words fell, the table Tang Jizhi was supporting suddenly turned into a big mouth with scattered and sharp teeth inside, biting down on Tang Jizhi's right hand.

"Wait a minute." Tang Jizhi withdrew his hand.

Qiao Yiqian, who fell to the ground in panic, found that the newcomer still spoke in a calm and unhurried manner in such a critical situation. It seemed that they were not targeted by Little Red Riding Hood, and it was too embarrassing to shake their bodies here.

I'm ashamed to be so scared.

Little Red Riding Hood really stopped, her open mouth remained motionless, which looked very funny.

"Little Red Riding Hood, if you take my hands, I won't be able to help you with your hair." Tang Jizhi said, "I can help you make your hair into a particularly nice hairstyle."

Little Red Riding Hood: "Hairstyle?"

Tang Jizhi: "Yes."

The big mouth disappeared and returned to the original table. The blood in Little Red Riding Hood's eyes disappeared, and black and white returned. She stared at Tang Jizhi's hand: "How do you get it for me?"

"I need a pair of scissors." Tang Jizhi said.

Little Red Riding Hood turned to Qiao Ziqian: "Go and get the scissors."

Du Ziqian immediately went to get it, and the living room became calm. Everyone who fell on the ground stood up one by one, and stood consciously behind Tang Jizhi, holding their breath and not daring to speak.

Not long after, Du Ziqian brought scissors.

Tang Jizhi took it, walked to Little Red Riding Hood while everyone's pupils shrank suddenly, and held her hand: "Come on, sit down first."

"If I don't make your hair look good, it won't be too late for you to ask for my hand."

Little Red Riding Hood thought about it, and felt that there was nothing wrong with the proposal, so she nodded her head.

But this time the price has increased.

She said: "If you don't make me look good, I not only want your hands, I also want your voice."

"I like your voice." There is a warm feeling.

"No problem." Tang Jizhi responded readily.

He picked up the scissors, looked at Little Red Riding Hood's uneven hair, and cut the burnt hair to neck length. Then he walked up to Little Red Riding Hood and cut a full bang.

——His celebrity friend will bring his own stylist with him wherever he goes. After Tang Jizhi got acquainted with this stylist, he occasionally learned some hair-cutting skills from him. Changing a hairstyle for Little Red Riding Hood is easy.

As for the burnt black scalp, he turned over the hair in other places and braided it into a small braid. At the end of the braid, he asked Yu Sisi: "Is there a hair tie?"

"Yes, yes." Yu Sisi hurriedly took out a few sticks from her bag.

Tang Jizhi tied it up, looked around, picked up a flower branch from the ground, picked off the light pink flower on it and decorated it on the hair rope.

"All right."

He removed the tablecloth around Little Red Riding Hood and looked down at the little girl: "Now you are the most beautiful little princess in the world."

This time, Yu Sisi took the initiative to take out a palm-sized makeup mirror from her bag.

Tang Jizhi took it and put it in front of Little Red Riding Hood.

With short bangs and short hair, Little Red Riding Hood looks more like a doll with a few braids on each side.

She seemed to feel that the makeup mirror was too small to appreciate her own beauty, so Little Red Riding Hood waved her small hand, and the sofa next to her made a clicking sound, but in a few seconds it turned into a mirror, and she walked in front of Little Red Riding Hood.

The little girl looked left and right in the mirror, and then grinned, this time she smiled more like a simple child, she moved the mirror away, looked at Tang Jizhi: "I like you, what's your name?"

"Tang Jizhi, it's an honor to be liked by you." He smiled softly.

Little Red Riding Hood put the hat next to her, and with a wave of her hand, the broken and overturned furniture and the food dropped on the ground returned to their original state in an instant. She stepped forward and took Tang Jizhi's hand: "Let's eat, so much Food, don't waste it."

"You sit next to me."

Little Red Riding Hood sat at the main seat, Tang Jizhi sat down on the right, and the others followed suit. No one dared to sit on the left side of Little Red Riding Hood.

The smell of food filled the air again, and every plate of food exuded an attractive smell and delicious color. Liu Zhongyuan was the first to pick up the fork and start his hands on the steak on the plate.

"Delicious." His fearful look had disappeared, and he glanced at Tang Jizhi meaningfully, and then said, "Little Red Riding Hood, today's steak is rattan pepper."

"It's still very tender." Yu Sisi answered, the makeup on her face was still there, and she didn't deal with it. She ate her mouth carefully and showed a flattering smile at Little Red Riding Hood.

"Why don't you eat?" Zhang Liang asked suddenly.

The dining table is a rectangular one. Tang Jizhi's right is Little Red Riding Hood, while Du Ziqian is on his left. Zhang Liang is sitting opposite Du Ziqian.

Little Red Riding Hood held her chin and turned her head: "Yes, why don't you eat?"

Everyone moved, including Little Red Riding Hood, who herself munched on the beef with a fork.

Tang Jizhi cut the beef with a fork. It was very fleshy, half-rare, and the meat shreds in the middle were faintly bloodshot. He asked Little Red Riding Hood: "What kind of meat is this?"

Qiao Yiqian's face turned pale, and he yanked Tang Jizhi's clothes under the table.

The terrible danger has just passed, can you stop making troubles.

He lowered his voice and said almost breathlessly: "Little Red Riding Hood doesn't like guests asking too much, she will get angry."

"Really." Tang Jizhi said, "Little Red Riding Hood is so cute, how can she get angry casually."

Little Red Riding Hood started giggling again, she stared straight at Tang Jizhi, her big eyes twinkling: "Don't worry, eat it, this is real beef, definitely not human flesh, I don't eat human."

She suddenly covered her mouth and frowned, as if she had said something she shouldn't have said.

"Eat quickly." She urged, "If I don't eat again, I will be unhappy."

Tang Jizhi put down his fork and sighed: "But I don't like bragging about meat."

Just then, there was a regular sound of tuk-tok-someone was knocking on the door.

Little Red Riding Hood scowled in displeasure.

Lou Yu put down the knife and fork, wiped the oil on his mouth: "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to open the door."

Little Red Riding Hood is only interested in Tang Ji, so she nodded dispensably and continued to stare at Tang Ji.

The others didn't eat, and watched quietly.

Tang Jizhi stretched out his hand, touched Little Red Riding Hood's head, and said seriously, "I really don't eat meat. Even if you keep looking at me, I don't eat meat. This is my habit."

Just when everyone thought that Little Red Riding Hood would be angry, they found that not only was Little Red Riding Hood not angry, but she also followed Tang Jizhi: "Okay, if you don't eat it, don't eat it. I'll change it for you."

With a wave of her hand, the steak in front of Tang Jizhi disappeared and turned into a bowl of very poor gruel.He picked it up and took a sip: "Well...it tastes good."

other people:"……"

Crazy, there are better foods to not eat, but like to drink gruel.

At the beginning, they were afraid that there might be problems with the food, but every morning an old woman would bring the ingredients, and they went to the kitchen to check. Every time Little Red Riding Hood made cooked food, the ingredients in the kitchen would decrease accordingly.

Her ability to change meals saves them the trouble of cooking their own meals.

So food is no problem.

Tang Jizhi finished the porridge—the reason why he drank it safely and boldly was that Suzaku confirmed in the picture book that the porridge was fine.

As for the steak and other dishes on the table just now, Suzaku couldn't tell, it just felt weird.

"Is there any more?" A bowl of gruel is not enough.

Little Red Riding Hood gave Tang Jizhi another bowl, and this time there was more mustard in the bowl.

At this time, the building came back.

"Little Red Riding Hood, he is a new guest, his name is Lan Tong." Lou Yu said.

"Oh, let's sit down and eat." Little Red Riding Hood glanced at him, then looked away without interest, and continued to look at Tang Jizhi.

Lou Yu just wanted to bring an extra chair over, but he didn't want the newcomer Lan Tong to sit directly on the vacant seat to the left of Little Red Riding Hood.

other people:"……!"

Damn, why are these rookies better than each other? !

Now it was hard for Little Red Riding Hood not to pay attention, she turned her gaze, stared at Lan Tong's ice blue eyes, and said after a while, "I like your eyes."

Lan Tong seemed not to hear, and said, "Give me a bowl of porridge, thank you."

Little Red Riding Hood:"?"

other people:"???"

"Little Red Riding Hood." Suddenly, a soft voice sounded, "Are you at home?"

Little Red Riding Hood's face suddenly became ugly, she didn't care about Lan Tong's rudeness, and threw the fork on the table angrily: "It's so annoying, it's Cinderella again, what is she here for!"

Tang Jizhi's eyebrows moved slightly.

The name Cinderella sounded familiar. He looked at Lan Tong, and found that Lan Tong still didn't look at him, and only looked at the table with a blank expression.

Ever since Lan Tong entered the living room, he hadn't glanced at himself.

"Little Red Riding Hood, I can smell the scent. I know you are at home. I need you urgently. Can you open the door?" Cinderella's soft voice continued to ring outside.

Looking at other people, they seem to be accustomed to not responding to Cinderella's knock on the door.

Little Red Riding Hood stood up and pointed at Tang Jizhi: "You, follow me to open the door."

Tang Jizhi glanced at Lan Tong, frowned without leaving any trace, got up and walked out of the restaurant with Little Red Riding Hood.

"Cinderella is here again." Lou Yu looked relieved, not only him, but everyone else as well.

Lan Tong withdrew her gaze from Tang Jizhi's back, and turned to look at the building.

The building was just numb from his gaze, feeling restrained for some reason, and explained subconsciously: "Every time Cinderella comes to look for Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood will be unhappy, but no matter how unhappy, she will go to see Cinderella, and she will come back after seeing her." The third floor will not show up for a few days, and will not issue tasks to us. But breakfast, lunch and dinner will appear regularly, so we don't have to worry about being hungry."

Liu Zhongyuan stretched out his hand towards Lantong. Without Little Red Riding Hood, he relaxed a lot, and he didn't look panicked like before: "Brother Lan looks very different, foreigner?"

Lan Tong's expressionless eyes swept towards him coldly.

Liu Zhongyuan: "..."

The restaurant was eerily quiet.

Outside the courtyard, Tang Jizhi opened the wooden door under Little Red Riding Hood's gesture.

Standing outside the door was a young woman in a simple long dress, with brilliant long golden hair, casually tied with a branch, and holding a wooden basket in her hand.

It was Cinderella Cinderella.

Seeing Tang Jizhi, Cinderella was not surprised, until she found Little Red Riding Hood's hair, she covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my god, my poor little one, why did your hair get shorter? Who twisted your hair?"

Little Red Riding Hood sullenly asked, "Isn't it pretty?"

"This hairstyle really suits you and is so beautiful." Cinderella said with a smile, "Only you can perfectly control this hairstyle, and the designer who designed this hairstyle for you is so talented! Who gave it to you?" Designed? Is this next to you?"

Little Red Riding Hood was praised for her displeasure, and she grabbed Tang Jizhi: "If you have anything to say, just tell me."

"That's right." Cinderella said embarrassedly, "Didn't my father die, and now there are only my two sisters and stepmother left at home...they are still young...but all the guests have left, I heard you There are many guests here, and I want to discuss with you, can you lend us your house for a while?"

"You have a good idea, this is my house, why should I lend it to you." Little Red Riding Hood was about to close the door angrily.

Cinderella's sad eyes turned red, tears fell, and the beauty wept, she was extremely surprised: "But... if you don't borrow it, my sister and stepmother will not let me go."

"It's not my business."

"Little Red Riding Hood, can you really not help me?" Cinderella begged, "It's fine if you don't borrow the house, but can you lend me your guest? I'll return it to you in a few days."

Seeing that Little Red Riding Hood was a little moved, Cinderella persisted: "It's okay to borrow one."

"Which one do you want?" Little Red Riding Hood held Tang Jizhi tightly, "This one won't work."

Cinderella looked away from Tang Jizhi, feeling a little regretful and regretful: "Just borrow the long-haired guest who just arrived at your house, the one who is very beautiful."

"My stepmother and sister will definitely be happy."

Tang Jizhi: "..."

Little Red Riding Hood was about to answer.

"No." Tang Jizhi said.

Cinderella looked at him softly, with tears rolling down her cheeks.

He ignored it, bent down and hugged Little Red Riding Hood directly: "My beautiful little princess, this is your home, and the guests at home are your guests, how can you lend it to others casually. You see, first you borrow a house, Now borrowing people... I can borrow anything from you if I need anything, seeing that you are young and easy to fool, it is typical to treat you as a fool."

"What is being taken advantage of?"

Tang Jizhi explained bluntly: "It is to slaughter you like a piece of fat."

This metaphor is easy to understand, and the blood in Little Red Riding Hood's eyes welled up, and she yelled at Cinderella: "Get out!"