The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

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There are many women watching the live broadcast, and half of them are actually pulled by their friends to watch—they said that a particularly interesting newcomer anchor appeared in the Yingfeng Live app, which attracted people.

At first they didn't take it seriously, but when they saw Tang Jizhi, women, of course appearance is the most important thing, followed by strength.

Tang Jizhi's appearance completely hit their hearts, so they fell into the trap one by one because of his appearance, and then they realized that although Tang Jizhi couldn't lift his shoulders, his hands couldn't be lifted, he could become tired from climbing mountains and walking, but it was a hidden secret. Boss!

Not to mention that the things drawn can become real, they can talk to monsters, keep them for their own use, and there is a big beauty beside them, such a seductive combination, who is not his fan?

On the screen, the picture of Guagua shrunk into the sand by the blue eyes hit the hearts of girls in the view of women. The style of the barrage was originally about "this bean sprout is too weak, just boil it and eat it", and it was instantly replaced by another Covered by a style of painting-usually female audiences rarely post barrage.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh, little Guagua is so cute, why is he so cute! 】

[Oh my god, Rhubarb is so lucky to have such a lovely friend. 】

[It's so cute, I'm so cute. 】

[Hey, hot and sour bean sprouts I suddenly couldn't bear to eat. I always felt that they were Guagua's companions, and they could move in the next second.But what exactly is a melon?Does our planet have it?Suddenly want to plant a bunch of melons, how cute. 】

……

The girl who posted this barrage suddenly received a system prompt: [Sorry, you violated the live barrage agreement, and your account will be banned. 】

???

She was stunned, she just posted a barrage, why was she banned? !

Click the complaint button, it is actually gray!

Her barrage only mentions Guagua, which is a violation, why is her account banned?

Angry, she saw the fried hot and sour bean sprouts on the table in a blink of an eye, picked up the plate and ate them all in one bite.

……

Guagua who buried himself in the sand trembled inexplicably, and then it heard a nice voice: "Guagua, come out quickly, Lantong is just kidding with you."

Guagua's nerve that had been short-circuited was suddenly connected, and it remembered. After Tenten ate it, it heard Tenten crying and begging someone to help him.

What else do you call that person?

Owner?right!

Guagua didn't care about being afraid, swished himself out: "Tengteng, you, do you recognize humans as masters?"

"Master is fine." Teng Snake said foolishly.

The two leaves of Guagua moved back and forth between Tang Jizhi and Lantong: "...Which one is it?"

"Of course it's my mom." The rattan slid down Tang Jizhi's arm and approached Guagua. Guagua was not afraid of it, and even breathed a sigh of relief.

It's just that it's not the person who smells terrible.

"Then I also want to recognize you as Lord."

"Mommy won't want you." The magic vine snorted, the whole vine was disgusted, "You are so weak, what do you want?"

Guagua is also smart, knowing that Tang Jizhi has the right to decide, he quickly ran towards Tang Jizhi, passing by the vine, and being used to being arrogant with Teng Snake, he stretched out his little tentacles and hit the tip of the vine.

——Typical bullying.

"Master, please accept me." Guagua climbed up while grabbing Tang Jizhi's pants with both hands and feet, "I'm easy to raise, I can eat enough in the sun!"

The magic vine was very angry, and felt that this bean sprout was really shameless—although it still didn't quite understand what "shameless" meant.

Eat it, it's not enough to fit between the teeth, it doesn't even bother to spend that effort.

Don't eat it, just look at it and want to cut it off!

Tang Jizhi did not reject Guagua's self-recommendation, so he included Guagua in the painting book, and lived on the same page as Teng Snake.

So this page has more typesetting:

【Name: Unknown】

[Eating situation: No need to eat]

[Status: Sober. 】

[Level: Unknown. 】

[Mission: Unknown]

[Hint: This creature has great uncertainty, it is recommended to abandon it. 】

Tang Jizhi: "?"

He looked at the typesetting carefully again.

"What's wrong?" Sensing the change in his mood, Lan Tong asked sideways.

Tang Jizhi showed him the words on the picture book.

Lan Tong frowned, and then threw a sentence: "Throw it away."

Tang Jizhi: "..."

He skipped Lan Tong's words, and whispered: "Could it be that Guagua is actually very powerful, and it's pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger?"

"No." Lan Tong gave an affirmative answer, "Its mental fluctuations are almost equal to none."

Tang Jizhi was at a loss, what mental fluctuations?

Lan Tong explained in a way that Tang Jizhi could understand. He took off a grain of sand from his clothes: "Just like this grain of sand, it has no value."

Tang Jizhi: "..."

He understood the metaphor.

Guagua is just a bean sprout that is useless.

"Yes, can you accept me too." The fox-eared beast's weak voice sounded.

Tang Jizhi looked at it.

The appearance of the fox-eared beast is not like other fluffy animals, and it can even be said to be ugly - because it is completely different, the fur color is very close to that of a mouse, and its eyes are one big and one small. , looks even uglier.

Before Tang Jizhi could speak, a large black blanket quickly rose from the surface of the sea, and then the waves came, and a group of jumping small fish and shrimps landed on the beach. The waves swept away the fox-eared beasts, and the peculiar shrill voice of the devil fish sounded: " I trade fish for it! It's mine!"

Knowing how powerful the blue pupil is, the huge body of the devil fish glides to the distance, and the little fox-eared beast lies alone on its back, fainting from fright.

The devil fish abducted the fox-eared beast just like that. It didn't know when it hid under the sea, and it suddenly appeared, and it took precautions against Lantong——quickly and quickly, so that even Lantong had no choice but to Watch it flee.

"Hahahaha, I got it!"

When the devil fish was happy, it left the sea and flew up. The fox-eared beast bounced off its back and fell, waking up in fright.

Then the fox-eared beast was stunned and woke up repeatedly, until the devil fish stopped and floated peacefully on the surface of the sea, lowered its head, and shook the fox-eared beast into the sea.

The fox-eared beast screamed and thumped, unable to hold back its body and sank into the water.

Gollum...

The surface of the water is bubbling.

Devil fish: "?"

No, isn't it a fish?

When Tang Jizhi and the others first arrived at the beach, the devil fish was around, and they felt it instantly.

——It has been swimming along the surrounding sea area for the past two days, just to meet Tang Jizhi.

It knew how powerful the blue pupil was, so it slid over from the bottom of the sea very quietly. After tens of meters, it saw the fox-eared beast, and was amazed by the fur of the fox-eared beast imprisoned in the water. The ear beast is a long-haired fish.And the voice is soft and small, so cute.

It wants to raise fox-eared beasts!Treat it as your own collection.

That's why the devil fish snatched it by surprise. Before the snatch, they were worried that Lan Tong might retaliate, so they rushed the surrounding small fish and shrimps to the shore.

Realizing that the collectibles he snatched were not fish and could not breathe in the water, the devil fish hurriedly arched the fox-eared beast. The latter drank a lot of sea water and couldn't even cry.

"You are not a fish." The devil fish was extremely wronged.

The fox-eared beast trembled all over, how dare it refute.

The stingray brakes in time and returns to return!

After the fox-eared beast was taken away by the devil fish, Tang Jizhi found that the bean sprouts did not respond at all. He was a little surprised. The magic vine asked the question he wanted to ask: "Hey, your friend was taken away, and you still have the mind to dance??"

From the painting page, you can see the bean sprouts and melons running around, playing very happily in the space in the painting.

Bean Sprout Gua said: "It's okay, that big guy is so big, if it snatches Hui Hui, it will definitely protect Hui Hui. It's safe for Hui Hui to follow it."

"Aren't you afraid that it will eat the ashes?"

The bean sprouts on the page finally stopped jumping, and a leaf lifted up, as if he was meditating. After a while, Guagua said: "That's okay, Huihui will always be eaten, by big fish, Better than being eaten by humans."

"Master, the human beings I mean are those villains, not you." The desire to survive made it add, "Master is a good person."

Tang Jizhi who got a good person card: "..."

Now it is basically certain that this bean sprout has few tendons.

No wonder Teng Snake and it are good friends - like-minded.

The task of Teng Snake is completed, and the next thing is to let the magic vine eat and eat within 30 days. Tang Jizhi put Teng Snake in the painting book, discussed with Lan Tong, and decided to find a permanent residence nearby.

Living nearby, firstly, it is convenient for the blue eyes to soak in water, secondly, Tang Jizhi can release the magic vines and let them find food by themselves, thirdly, the devil fish must be staring at somewhere, if you are hungry, call it to get it Seafood to eat.

He checked the food in his backpack. There were still a lot of seasonings, but there was only half a can of rice left, which was enough for the two of them to eat porridge for three days.

Food without rice has no soul, Tang Jizhi said: "Lan Tong, I have an idea."

Lan Tong looked at him intently.

Tang Jizhi looked towards the sea: "The tribe is short of meat, so I exchange fish with the tribe for rice. Is this feasible?"

"Yes." Lan Tong always said what Tang Jizhi said, and he responded, "You decide."

Tang Jizhi's mind suddenly popped up the caravan in which a celebrity friend travels. Although the interior space is not large, it has all internal organs.

If the professor of the tribe is asked to use "xi" to make a caravan, he will exchange enough meat, and then he will drive the caravan to the seaside and settle down, which will definitely be more comfortable than living in a cave.

"I need to soak in water." When he was contemplating, Lan Tong's voice brought back Tang Jizhi's thoughts, and when he raised his head, he saw Lan Tong entered the water.

Speaking of which, he has never seen Lan Tong's legs turned into fish, and he doesn't know the difference between Lan Tong's real fish tail and the fish tail he painted on the canvas.

With that in mind, he stood up.

Lan Tong's upper body floated on the water surface, his ice blue pupils were more beautiful than the sea surface, and his long black hair fluttered with the current, he stretched out his hand towards Tang Jizhi.

"You come down too."

Tang Jizhi took two steps forward, and quickly stopped after recovering: "No."

He almost forgot that he can't water.

"You should learn to swim." Lan Tong said, "I'll teach you."

Tang Jizhi was a little moved, and felt that Lan Tong was right, he really should learn to swim, anyway, it's okay, multiple skills are good.

Furthermore, the siren mermaid taught him how to swim, so he could learn it no matter what.

Tang Jizhi couldn't help thinking of his experience of learning to swim.

He doesn't like to go out, he doesn't like to exercise, once a friend came to him, knocked on the door for a long time before Tang Jizhi appeared, his face was pale, like a vampire, his friend was afraid that he would die young, and wanted to enroll him in a fitness class .

Tang Jizhi couldn't push it away, so he finally chose swimming. He thought, learning to swim can exercise the whole body, without running and lifting dumbbells, right?

The first time he learned to swim, he choked on the water and fainted.

The second time he learned to swim, he still choked on the water and fainted.

It was the third time he learned to swim, but he didn't choke in the water anymore, and made a little progress, but the coach didn't want to teach him anymore.

The coach smiled bitterly and said, "I'm afraid that if I continue to teach, I will drown myself first."

Since then, Tang Jizhi no longer learns to swim.

Just as Tang Jizhi was about to take off his clothes, Lan Tong suddenly disappeared into the sea. Tang Ji's hand paused, and the next second, Lan Tong landed on the shore.

"?"

"Someone is coming." He looked forward with a cold face.

A whistle sounded, and several people came over, the lines around their eyes marked their identities - members of the demon organization.

Behind them, dragging a person with bark, with countless bloodstains on his body, it was Li Mo.

Tang Jizhi looked at Li Mo, who moved away in pain and despair, with a hoarse voice: "I have done what I promised you, let me go."

The leading man turned the gun in his hand, he didn't pay attention to what Li Mo said, and stared at Lan Tong almost greedily.

"Excellent." He couldn't help taking a step forward, swallowing wildly, "I smell delicious, your blood must be very sweet."

"Brother Hua, wait." A man with a black cloth over his left eye came out from the crowd. He looked at Tang Jizhi with his remaining eye, excitedly, "It's you, you're not dead yet."

He is Mo Chuan.

The appearance of Shi Xiaoan when he died appeared before Tang Jizhi's eyes.

Many times, Tang Jizhi used to live with the situation, and Shi Xiaoan died at the hands of the demon organization. Later, he drew a picture of Shi Xiaoan.

As the drawn Shi Xiaoan gradually overlapped with the original Shi Xiaoan, Tang Jizhi gradually let go of Shi Xiaoan's death.

As for those demonic people, since they are dead, this grievance will disappear.

The appearance of Mo Chuan made him understand that the murderers who killed Shi Xiaoan still survived.

According to Luo Die's explanation, none of the people in the demonic organization is innocent, and everyone should be cut to pieces.

Lan Tong turned to look at Tang Jizhi, he felt that Tang Jizhi's emotions were filled with calm but extremely strong anger, which made his ice blue pupils light up suddenly.

The reason why a mermaid can confuse people with singing is because it can transmit its own mental fluctuations through songs, thereby controlling the enemy. Naturally, it can sense the mental fluctuations of others.

He likes the feeling of being in control, and even wants to take it.

Especially Tang Jizhi's mental fluctuations, it was a wonderful feeling, to him it was like catnip to cats, with a fatal attraction.

The killing intent aroused by Lan Tong disappeared after sensing Tang Jizhi's mental fluctuations.

He wanted to hug Tang Jizhi, tightly tightened his arms, and imprisoned him in his arms.

"Old Mo, what do you mean?" Brother Hua's full name is Zhao Chenghua, a small leader of the demon organization, and he led the team out to hunt this time.

Mo Chuan's body trembled nervously. He pointed to his eyes with one hand, and pointed to Tang Jizhi with the other: "It was because of him that I was blind in one eye, and Kulun and the others lost their lives."

He grinned grimly: "God has eyes, let me meet you again, this time, I will eat up your flesh piece by piece, to respect my brother's spirit in heaven!"

"Dare to bully Dad! Dad, let me eat these big villains!" The magic vine yelled, trying to get out.

"Master, let me out, I can kill them all." Teng Snake was not to be outdone.

Bean Sprout Gua felt that he should also show something, and shook the leaves: "Master, come on, kill them!"

Tang Jizhi glanced at the sea behind him.

There was a big black blanket under the sea not far away, it was the returned stingray.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Jizhi concealed all his emotions, and whispered to the painting book: "You don't need to do anything, there are free thugs coming. Your task is..."

He squinted his eyes: "Block the back, don't let them escape."

"Okay!!!" He responded excitedly.

After giving orders to the magical animals, Tang Jizhi shouted towards the sea: "Little Blanket, don't hide, I saw you. Don't you want me to find you some edible humans? Here, these few on the shore All for you!"

Who is he talking to?

Mo Chuan's distorted face froze, and a terrifying intuition made him look towards the calm sea.

"Really? Really give it all to me?" The devil fish, who had been watching for a long time, heard Tang Jizhi's voice, and jumped out of the water happily.

The longest width of the back of the devil fish is nearly 20 meters, and the length of the whole body is nearly ten meters. When it appears, at first glance, it looks like a huge black hole on the surface of the sea.

"Run! Run!!" someone screamed.

The devil fish flew up, bringing the sea water under it to rush over: "Hahahaha, it's all mine, you can't escape!"