The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

023:

Since arriving on the island, Tang Jizhi has adapted very well no matter he encounters dangers or encounters with all kinds of strange monsters that could never be seen in the former world.

After all, those foreign sci-fi blockbusters with excellent special effects are not for nothing.

In his impression, the bigger the monster with the more ferocious appearance, the character should also be violent and irritable, and it is not easy to get along with.

Fortunately, the big monsters he encountered were indeed irritable and irritable, but when he could understand their communication with each other, the tense and frightening style of painting instantly turned into a sand sculpture style.

At this moment, the two behemoths in front of them were no different from the three-year-old children in the kindergarten who were throwing tantrums and fighting.

And his role is that of a parent.

Tang Jizhi: "..."

"You smelly snake, you wait!"

"I'm here and I won't leave, come on."

"Ahhh, I want to eat you!"

"Idiot, who wouldn't make a threat? I'd like to see, which one of us will eat first."

It has to be said that Teng Snake's verbal skill is much better than that of the stingray that sleeps on the bottom of the sea every day. The stingray can't get up for a long time, its eyes are rolling with anger, and its body twitches to resist.

However, it is a fish, no matter how powerful a fish is out of water, it will only struggle weakly.

Teng Snake laughed unceremoniously, and Tang Jizhi finally showed his parental fan: "Shut up."

Soaring Snake: "..."

It lowered its head obediently and remained silent.

Now the laughing one turned into a monster fish, it laughed with a shrill voice, like a child: "Hey, sometimes you are afraid, I see you..."

The sound stopped abruptly, and then it tried hard to turn its gaze to Tang Jizhi, but because its belly was turned upside down, it couldn't see Tang Jizhi anyway.

"Humans! You actually obeyed the orders of humans!" The devil fish gave up struggling, and his tone seemed to have discovered a shocking secret, "Oh my god, you have completely embarrassed our monster world, bah! Spit on you."

Tang Jizhi just woke up from a coma, and his whole body was a little weak. Since last night, he only ate some sour fruit and coconut juice. When he was disturbed by the slightly sharp voice of the devil fish, his head immediately buzzed, and his temples There was a sharp pain at the end.

next second.

"Say one more thing, I'll tear you up and feed it to the sea." A cold voice sounded above the stingray's head. It saw a pair of small ice-blue eyes. When stared at by these eyes, the stingray moved restlessly The side fin that went away froze and did not dare to move.

It knows that this is a human being, but it feels the familiarity of the same kind in this human being, as well as the absolute spiritual oppression.It instinctively realized that if it didn't listen to this human being, it would really be torn apart and fed to the sea.

The monster fish fell silent.

Inadvertently, they met Teng Snake's eyes again, one fish and one snake turned their eyes away, silent.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Lan Tong approached Tang Jizhi, who shook his head, and the noise stopped. His headache was much relieved, and the warm sun shone on his body, making him stretch his waist.

"Dry the clothes first." Tang Jizhi took off his clothes and saw that the ground was full of sand, so he simply hung the clothes on Teng Snake.

After a while, Teng Snake Qiqi Ai Ai said: "Master, I, I can't move."

Seemingly knowing that Lantong was angry, it tactfully asked Tang Jizhi for help.

The knotted body was tangled together and was very, very uncomfortable.

The place where Teng Snake tied the dead knot is in the middle, which is the thickest waist, thicker than Tang Jizhi's entire body.

Tang Jizhi waited and watched, and then quietly moved a few centimeters at a time to look at the devil fish who was desperately trying to move himself back into the sea.

The first time he saw the stingray, he knew it was a real monster from the color of its eyes, but it was different from the bloodthirsty monsters he had encountered before. This mutated stingray obviously had its own thinking.

He suspected that the knotted body of Teng Snake was intentionally made by the devil fish with the whirlpool.

Tang Jizhi tried to lift Teng Snake's body.

One second

Two seconds

three seconds

……

Not moving.

"Owner?"

Tang Jizhi exhaled slowly, his neck, which had become red from exertion, slowly returned to its original whiteness as he relaxed.

He overestimated his own strength and underestimated the weight of Soaring Snake.

With a light cough, Tang Jizhi silently looked at Lan Tong.

"Don't worry about it." Lan Tong said, "If you made a mistake, you should be punished."

Soaring Snake: "..."

Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

"Master." He didn't dare to speak to Lan Tong, but he still dared to speak to Tang Jizhi. The Teng Snake's voice was very low, and it looked extremely pitiful. On the ground, blood was spilled.

At any rate, it was his own snake. Tang Jizhi said solemnly: "Lan Tong, you see it has been entangled like this, and the blood is not flowing. After a long time, if it is serious, it will be amputated. When we are full of food and drink, we have to sit on it to go to the jungle. Woolen cloth."

Speaking of this, Tang Jizhi remembered, turned his head and asked Teng Snake, "Do you have a good friend?"

Teng Snake's orange-yellow pupils shrank into a thread in an instant, and it looked extremely terrifying under the sun. Its voice was extremely surprised: "Master, how do you know?!"

Tang Jizhi's demeanor: "Because I am your master."

Teng Snake remembered how he recognized the Lord in a daze, and fell silent sadly.

"Where is your good friend?" The task given by the painting book is to find Teng Snake's good friend within three days, and if he can't find it, he will swallow Teng Snake as nourishment.

"I don't know." Teng Snake said in a low voice, muffled, "One day when I woke up, it suddenly disappeared, and I have been looking for it."

After a pause, it said again: "It was in the narrow wall that time. It was sick. Human beings are always insidious and cunning. I can only prevent you from waking it to sleep."

Tang Jizhi thought: No wonder Teng Snake didn't do anything to him, Luo Die, and Shi Xiaoan at that time. It turned out that it was for his good friend. He is really a good snake who values ​​love and righteousness.

"It's okay, let's go find it together after we have enough rest." Tang Jizhi said, "Who is your good friend?"

Teng Snake: "...I don't know."

Tang Jizhi: "?"

"You don't even know what your best friend is?!"

Teng Snake's voice became smaller and smaller: "My eyes are not very good..."

Tang Jizhi took a deep breath, and became Buddhist again after a while: "Well, you don't even know what your good friend is, how did you find it? How did you come here?"

"Although I don't know what it is, I can feel its smell." Soaring Snake has the right to speak now and is very confident, "I sensed it appeared in the east, so I chased it all the way."

"Then can you still feel it now?"

"Okay!" Teng Snake said happily, "It's around here, it must be in danger, so it hid, it's very smart, smarter than me. Master, you will like it when you see it .And it looks very beautiful, very beautiful, very beautiful, it..."

"Stop!" Tang Jizhi =_=, "I see, I'll find your good friend after the break."

Teng Snake nodded happily, and at this point, a few broken scales fell down.

I thought that with Lan Tong in the lead, the knot could be untied quickly, but brute force is not enough to untie a dead knot, it requires dexterity.

Just like a man can kill a cow with one punch, but he can't put a needle through it anyway.

Lan Tong didn't even try to untie the knot twice, and wanted to tear it open, but knew it was wrong to do so—at least Tang Jizhi wouldn't want to.

So he got impatient.

——Mermaids are not a particularly impatient species.

He directly dragged the Teng Snake into the water, remembering to take off Tang Jizhi's clothes when dragging, and then threw the stingray in, and said to the stingray, "Untie it, and I'll let you go."

"...?" The stingray, who understood, was happy, "Deal!"

The big blanket rushed towards the Teng Snake.

Teng Snake screamed and thumped: "Master, help!"

Tang Jizhi turned around silently, thinking about where to set up a stove to cook porridge.

The sea was turbulent, and the happy hahaha of the devil fish sounded from time to time, but the beach was exceptionally quiet.

The seaside was windy and sunny, and the clothes that had been dried just now were half dry, so Tang Jizhi changed into them.Give Lan Tong another set that is slightly larger.

The latter hesitated for a moment, then took it.

"It's a little small, but you wear it first, and then change it when you find a suitable one."

Lan Tong nodded and put on her clothes silently.

The mermaid doesn't wear clothes. He instinctively resists wearing clothes, but when he puts on the clothes, he feels a strange sense of comfort. It seems that he should wear the same clothes as Tang Jizhi to be normal.

"Do you want to eat fish?" Lan Tong asked after getting dressed.

Tang Jizhi: "?"

Lan Tong's eyes moved to the devil fish that fanned the snake happily while untangling the snake in the sea.

Tang Jizhi: "It's a monster."

"Well, so it can't eat." Lan Tong said, "But you can let it find fish that can be eaten normally."

I have to say that Tang Jizhi... was moved.

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