The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

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Dyson, who was stunned, was silent for about 1 minute, and then found himself a step down: "When the farmer waters, some seeds are really not easy to water, but the No. 8 seed, next time It can't be like this anymore, otherwise..."

What he said later should be about punishment, but when it came to this, he seemed to get stuck suddenly, paused, and then skipped it.

"After watering, the next thing is to fertilize. You are all precious seeds. If you want to germinate and grow well, you must be carefully raised." Dyson said kindly, "So the fertilizer I prepared for the seeds is the best. The best and the best, it cost a lot of money to buy, you can’t waste it.”

Probably worried about the situation where the devil fish drank all the water just now, Dyson immediately added a sentence, and added some seriousness to his smiling voice: "Every seed must eat fertilizer. If you don't eat it, you haven't watered it before. The seeds not only have to endure the pain of losing water, but also wither due to lack of energy, and will die during the seeding period, so..."

"Then let's start." It was Lan Tong who interrupted Dyson. He faced Tang Jizhi a few places away, and his voice was neither high nor low, "We can't wait to germinate."

Tang Jizhi's eyes were bent, and the main system made it clear that they wanted to let them continue this "game". If they didn't cooperate, both sides would be exhausted.

They consume energy, what about 002?

That being the case, it is better to follow the meaning of the main system and end this "game" as soon as possible.

"I'm very generous to the seeds. Each seed will get ten grains of fertilizer, and the seeds only need to eat three to germinate." Lan Tong couldn't wait to please Dyson, and even his tone was rippling, " Am I nice to you?"

What he said was right, and the fertilizer he gave didn't fall from the sky like the watering before. When he finished speaking, the hard soil under Tang Jizhi's feet suddenly became soft, as if he was stepping on a paddy field, and he shook for a while before stabilizing himself shape.

The soil in front of him rolled over for a while, and there appeared ten "fertilizers" the size of a baby's fist. The surface was gray and black, and it was impossible to tell what it was made of, and it exuded an earthy smell.

"Father, do you want to eat them?" The grid next to Tang Jizhi is Little Red Riding Hood. The little girl's white and tender face is wrinkled, looking at the dusty manure with disgust, thinking of eating them, she feels sick to her stomach .

Before Tang Jizhi could speak, the Tyrannosaurus Rex buzzed: "Master, this fertilizer smells so good..."

An ominous premonition rose in Tang Jizhi's heart: "Wait—!"

late.

The ever-hungry cat Tyrannosaurus rex lowered its head, rolled its mouth wide, and immediately rolled ten grains of fertilizer into its mouth, and chewed it twice meaningfully before swallowing.

Tang Jizhi: "..."

A deadly silence spread across the farmland. The Tyrannosaurus rex didn't understand what was going on at all. It looked at its companion innocently and confusedly with its big eyes, and rubbed its two front paws together.

"Eat, eat, are you a pig!" The big white cat was closest to it, "Eat everything!"

Tyrannosaurus rex raised its tail and said sullenly, "It's very, very delicious."

The next second, it let out a soft "Hey", and then under the eyes of everyone, its body suddenly shrank, just like Suzaku can change its body size freely, the Tyrannosaurus rex shrank into a palm-sized small Tyrannosaurus rex .

However, unlike Suzaku, it cannot grow any larger.

"Master, master." Tyrannosaurus rex looked up at the "giant" big white cat closest to him, and the whole dragon was not well, "I've become smaller!!!"

Tang Jizhi rubbed the center of his brows, the matter has come to this point, he has no choice but to comfort the little Tyrannosaurus rex's injured heart: "...I will find a way to draw you bigger later."

He looked at Lan Tong, just in time to see Lan Tong shaking his head at him.

Tyrannosaurus Rex is not big anymore.

The main system is to weaken the abilities of magical animals in this way. After the Tyrannosaurus rex becomes smaller, its strength is almost equal to nothing.

But the audience does not know:

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, the tyrannosaurus rex has become a pocket dragon, let it eat randomly! 】

[Fortunately, Tang Tang can draw it back. 】

[It's all caused by gluttony. 】

[The shrunken Tyrannosaurus rex is so cute, I want to raise one! 】

【No... why do I feel something is wrong...】

……

The Three Princes of the Imperial Alliance

A small and exquisite tortoise and the third prince stared at the screen without blinking.

"Without me by my father's side, what my father would have chosen would be crooked melons and cracked dates." Xuanwu groaned, "If I were by my father's side, I would have smashed it all in one go and brought my father out."

Ever since he saw Tang Ji on the screen, the Third Prince's ears had been buzzing with Xuanwu brand flies. He couldn't help but say, "Shut up, don't you see that something is wrong?!"

Xuanwu didn't even look at him, and continued to mutter there.

After a while, it suddenly said: "What's wrong?"

"..." The third prince sneered, "The fertilizer is poisonous. Although you won't die if you eat it, it will weaken your combat effectiveness."

As soon as the voice fell, Dyson's gloating voice sounded in the live broadcast: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't finish my sentence just now. I didn't expect the No. 10 seed to be so impatient and eat all the fertilizer in one go. Fortunately, it was Eat them all, otherwise the No. 10 seed may have withered and died now."

Tyrannosaurus rex bared its teeth and roared into the sky.

But with its current figure...

So angry!

"Get to the point." Tang Jizhi interrupted Dyson's complacency.

Dyson hummed slightly unwillingly, but his unhappiness was quickly overshadowed by the joy of the Tyrannosaurus rex getting smaller: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that the fertilizer I bought for you is the best one at a high price. Yes, but when I was picking up the fertilizer just now, I accidentally mixed them with the insecticide pills I bought before, I can’t blame me for that, because the appearance of the insecticide pills is too similar to the high-grade fertilizer I bought.”

"So... of the ten grains of fertilizer you get, only three are healthy, and seven are insecticidal pills. If you eat three insecticidal pills in a row and don't eat a single healthy fertilizer, the seeds It will wither and die. But if you eat two insecticide pills and one healthy fertilizer, it will not wither, it will just make the seeds less perfect, and when they grow into crops later, they will not bear so much fruit Woolen cloth."

After talking for such a long period, Dyson deliberately stopped, wanting to wait for the seeds to ask questions, but none of the many seeds said anything, which made him very upset.It's like acting in a play by myself. There are many audiences in the audience, but everyone's interest fades.

Dyson coughed quickly, and continued: "However, as long as you eat all ten grains of fertilizer at once, there will be absolutely no possibility of withering and death."

Tang Jizhi smiled lightly, and said slowly: "You said that out of ten grains of fertilizer, three are healthy. How do I know what you said is true? Could it be that these ten grains of fertilizer are all insecticidal pills."

"Of course it's impossible." Dyson said unhappily, "You are my seeds, I hope you can grow into crops quickly so that I can harvest."

Tang Jizhi: "So there are really three healthy fertilizers?"

"As the best farmer, how could I lie to my seeds." He seemed very confident that the seeds would not find three healthy grains of fertilizer out of ten.

And if you eat three insecticidal pills in a row, you will wither and die. Even if you are lucky, you will not eat three insecticidal pills in a row, but as long as you eat one insecticidal pill, the strength of the seeds will weaken.

In order to prevent the possibility of withering and death, the best way is to eat ten grains of fertilizer together. The result will weaken the strength of the seeds, but the life is still there.

At this time, Dyson said again: "I know that the No. 3 seed's eyes are very special. They can see all disguises and discern the facts, but my fertilizer is different. His eyes can't be used here."

"Really?" Monkey King stroked the hair on his body, "My grandson's piercing eyes are not good, but it doesn't mean my grandson's nose is not good."

Tang Jizhi took the words slowly: "Dyson, the health fertilizer and the insecticide pill are exactly the same. The ingredients must not be the same, even if the taste is the same, but professionals can tell the difference by smell."

Dyson was stunned, unable to react for a while, so the sky fell silent.

"Great Sage, turn into a Roaring Dog for everyone to see." Big Brother Tang said lightly.