The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

Disney's monster is a smurf, which is probably Tang Jizhi's most surprising situation when he enters the theme of weird fiction.

"Father, Little Blue doesn't eat people." Little Red Riding Hood pulled Smurf to Tang Jizhi. He was half a head lower than Little Red Riding Hood, with a small body, and his exposed skin was as blue as the sky, and even the edges of his pupils were dark blue. A light, exotic blue.

He doesn't look big, just a baby Smurf, with a big round nose that makes people want to pinch twice.

The Great Sage stretched out his hand and squeezed it.

The Smurf was frightened and went straight behind Little Red Riding Hood.

Tang Jizhi saw this scene in his eyes, and his attention fell on the eyes of the Smurfs. The blue layer reminded him of blue pupils, but it was different from the blue eyes of the blue pupils, and the blue eyes of the Smurfs were lighter.

Thinking of Lan Tong, Tang Jizhi's thoughts were in a trance. In fact, it has only been one day since it was passed on to the grotesque theme.

But he felt that Lan Tong hadn't been around for a long time.

The Smurfs are so timid, could they be monsters who kidnap and traffic children?

Snow White went to see the excited Xia Qingqing: "What are you so excited about? What Smurfs?"

Xia Qingqing put away her shocked expression in embarrassment.

Following Tang Boss, Monkey King, Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White all saw them alive, and seeing the Smurfs again seemed to be nothing.

But the problem is, the Smurfs were not "changed" by the boss.

——That's right, according to Xia Qingqing's current guess, Tang Jizhi has a very powerful ability, which can turn the characters in the book into life.

Only in this way can we explain why Monkey King, Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White appear.

According to Little Red Riding Hood, the Smurfs are monsters, but she is the author. Even if she doesn't remember what the monster she wrote in Disney's article, she can be sure that it is definitely not the Smurfs.

She has three basic views and will never objectify a positive character, so the monster will definitely not be a Smurf.

suddenly--

Xia Qingqing patted her thigh: "Brother Tang, I remembered! I know what Disney wrote about this monster!"

"Existence similar to Gargamel." She said quickly, "Yes, at that time I was looking for inspiration in movies, and I happened to find Smurfs, so I wrote a monster like Gargamel. He is a mad scientist, depressed, In the end, he injected himself with many strange potions, turning himself into an ugly and deformed monster, and for this, caused his wife and children to fear him and hate him."

"He wants to live a normal life, so he can only wear a mask, so he came to Disney to work, put himself in a doll all day long, and use the doll to abduct children. He doesn't eat children, he uses children as experimental subjects , he wants to restore himself to what he was before."

Xia Qingqing hadn't said so many words in one breath for a long time, and after she finished speaking, she gasped for air as if she lacked oxygen.

Little Red Riding Hood took Xia Qingqing's words: "That's it, Xiaolan is here to save them."

After Little Red Riding Hood and Donald Duck entered the house, it was dark inside, and then Donald Duck turned the compass behind the door and brought Little Red Riding Hood here.

When he arrived at his own territory, Donald Duck no longer disguised himself, and immediately took off his doll costume, revealing a normal human body, but his hands, feet, and facial features were all mutated, making him look like a toad that had turned into a human.

Very ugly.

Little Red Riding Hood immediately asked curiously: "Did you become a toad?"

These words angered the monster. He was originally a normal man, not bad looking, with a wife, son, house and car, and a happy life.

However, an accident occurred in an experiment, and he was pushed out to take the blame, and was later fired. Unwilling, he set up a laboratory for research by himself, and finally failed and turned into an ugly monster.

His wife and children were afraid of him, and the children even called him a monster. He had to leave home in pain and live a very difficult life.As time goes by, his personality changes, he hates all beautiful things, especially the innocent smile of a child, which is even more dazzling.

Hostility and anger began to grow in his heart, he had to do something, change the status quo, change back to his original self, and find his wife and son.

So, he turned his attention to the child...

Little Red Riding Hood is not afraid of him.

She has been waiting for the monster to show its true colors, so as to confirm whether the other party is a real monster. Now that it is confirmed, she can do it.

But what Little Red Riding Hood did not expect was——

"Monsters are immune to magic, and they are very powerful! They will also create more hands and heads." Little Red Riding Hood was angry and uncomfortable, "I can't beat him."

"It was Xiaolan who saved me." She happily pulled Tang Jizhi, "Dad, if it wasn't for Xiaolan, I would have been eaten by the monster's other head."

Little Red Riding Hood shuddered at the thought that one day she would become the food of another monster.

Tang Jizhi pulled back his scattered thoughts, stroked her head soothingly, turned his eyes to the Smurf, and said warmly, "Thank you."

The Smurf avoids Tang Jizhi's gaze, dare not look at him, hangs his head shyly, and doesn't say a word.

"You killed the monster?" Snow White stretched out her hand to grab the big ear of the Smurf. The latter moved his ear, avoided it, and raised his eyes to quickly look at Snow White with vigilance.

"Sister Baixue, don't bully Xiaolan, he is very shy." So far, this is the first peer of the same age that Little Red Riding Hood has met, plus the Smurf saved her, for children, this is a life-threatening friendship , she must protect the Smurfs.

"He doesn't talk, is he dumb?" Seeing Little Red Riding Hood protecting the Smurfs, Snow White deliberately said that.

"That's not true!" Little Red Riding Hood was anxious, "He just recited a spell, isn't it Little Lan?"

The Smurf hesitated, then nodded.

Snow White wanted to say something more, but the Great Sage was already very impatient: "The monster is not dead yet, why are you shouting."

Little Red Riding Hood became the spokesperson of the Smurfs all the way, she said: "Little Lan can't beat the monster, so we have to put him in the laboratory."

The Smurfs were captured by monsters, and the magic of changing the world inside the door through the compass was forced by the monsters to get the Smurfs.

As for how the monster found the Smurf, the Smurf didn't say.

He told Little Red Riding Hood that he had been locked in this room by the monster, and he couldn't save the child abducted by the monster before, but there was still a chance to join hands with Little Red Riding Hood.

In the end, they worked together to lock the monster into the laboratory, and Little Red Riding Hood was about to ask her father for help—she and Xiao Lan couldn't beat the monster together, but with Sister Bai Xue and Monkey King, they could always crush the monster in an all-round way.

In the end, Tang Jizhi and the others arrived before they could go out.

The laboratory is on the second floor.

Monkey King rushed up: "Master, don't come up, lest my old grandson still worry about you."

Tang Jizhi: "..."

Okay, I was disgusted.

He pulled up a small chair and sat down.

Snow White also walked to the second floor, Monkey King squinted at her, Snow White smiled sweetly: "My lord, if you look at me like this, people will think you like me."

The Great Sage rubbed the monkey hairs on his arms and said, "I don't care about you."

Snow White's complexion is ugly, Tang Jizhi's incomprehensible style is nothing more than a monkey?

Thinking of the dangerous feeling that the Great Sage gave her, she didn't say anything, and went up with a gloomy face.

She was still thinking about Tang Jizhi's competition—whoever found the monster first, she or the Monkey King, and now that the monster was found by Little Red Riding Hood, it was a competition to see who would defeat the monster first.

Even though her strength is weaker than Monkey King, she, Snow White, will not just admit defeat.

Little Red Riding Hood didn't join in the fun, but obediently stayed by Tang Jizhi's side, with Sister Baixue and the Great Sage together, no matter how powerful the monster was, it would not be able to overcome it.

"Father, let's take Xiaolan with us." Little Red Riding Hood said anxiously, "If you leave him here alone, he will be bullied."

Tang Jizhi naturally didn't mind: "Did you ask Xiao Lan what she meant?"

He hadn't watched any cartoons about the Smurfs, but he was familiar with a song about the Smurfs.

He went to see the Smurf, and the latter was also watching him secretly. Their eyes met, and the Smurf moved his ears and buried his head behind Little Red Riding Hood.

Weirdly cute.

Anyone's resistance to "cute things" will be reduced, and Tang Jizhi is not surprised, subconsciously raised his hand to pinch the Smurf's ear.

Unlike the Smurf hiding from Snow White, this time the Smurf obediently let Tang Jizhi pinch his ears.

Soft, like a sponge, feels quite good.

Here, Xia Qingqing saw Mr. Tang touching the ears of the Smurfs. She, a girl with several Smurf dolls piled up in her house, couldn't hold back, and wanted to touch the ears of the real Smurfs too.

God knows girls have no resistance to such cute creatures.

As soon as the hand was stretched out, the Smurf dodged it.

Xia Qingqing: "..."

Looking at the Smurf who let Tang Jizhi touch the other ear, she admired it.

"Dad, Xiaolan likes you." Little Red Riding Hood went to see the Smurfs again, and said softly, "I said that Dad would like you too, Xiaolan, will you leave here with us?"

The Smurf said nothing.

Little Red Riding Hood continued: "Don't worry, Dad is very kind to us, with him around, no one will bully you, even sister Bai Xue."

The Smurf quietly raised his head, met Tang Jizhi's gentle eyes with a smile, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said: "Ugly?"

His voice is very special, his gender cannot be discerned, it seems that he often does not speak, and he has a sense of dullness.

Tang Jizhi: "?"

Little Red Riding Hood: "Dad, what Xiaolan means is that you think he is ugly?"

As expected of a life-threatening friendship, Little Red Riding Hood already knew the Smurfs very well and immediately acted as an interpreter.

Tang Jizhi laughed, and answered the Smurf seriously: "It's not ugly, it's very cute."

The young man's smile stunned the Smurfs.

"Dad, you look good when you smile." Little Red Riding Hood lay on Tang Jizhi's lap, "I like dad's smile the most."

Tang Jizhi corrected the little girl's wrong concept: "A man can't be described by good looks."

"What's the use of that?"

"..." Facing the little girl's seeking knowledge, Tang Ji changed the subject, "What will Xiaolan do?"

Little Red Riding Hood said: "Xiao Lan is so powerful, he will..."

Before he finished speaking, the tissue box on the table suddenly hung in the air, and flew towards Tang Jizhi with a whoosh.

"...Mind control." The little girl added the following words, "and simple magic circles."

Tang Jizhi drooped his eyes, and a touch of disappointment flashed across his eyes. The blue pupil had no supernatural powers, nor did he know magic.

It is undeniable that for a moment, he doubted whether the smurfs were blue pupils.

Now it seems that he thinks too much.

I don't know where my cubs have gone.

Tang Jizhi sighed secretly, and praised the Smurfs like a child: "Awesome."

The Smurf withdrew his ability, and his big soft ears moved, a little happy.

Meanwhile, System 008 is mired in severe self-doubt.

The Smurf is not a product of the theme at all, let alone sent in by him!

So, where did the Smurfs come from? !