The Fantastic Animals of Buddhist Bosses

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The three looked at each other.

"Brother Tang said he went to the principal?"

"so……"

A tingling sensation appeared in the scalp, and Chen Lei said, "Isn't Brother Tang going to piss off the principal who turned into a monster?"

"Then shall we go?"

Xia Qingqing said with a trembling voice, "Just in case Brother Tang needs help."

Even if she was too scared, she insisted on finishing.

"Yes, maybe we can help." Wu Huafei gritted his teeth, remembering that in the Heshen unit, of course the best thing to do at this moment is to stay here, not thinking about anything, and pretending not to know at all.Brother Tang is the main character of the cheating, so he will be fine.

But what if.

If you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are not afraid of anything.

"Then let's go!"

Li Danli and Liu Junran were taken away by a mysterious monster. The students in the classroom only messed up for a while, and then they were stopped by the teacher who was lecturing. They didn't care who took these two people away.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the three of Xia Qingqing ran out, but no one paid any attention to them.

After running out of the teaching building, I found a question - "Where is the principal's office?"

"Isn't that..." Xia Qingqing pointed to the building full of people in the distance. The main reason was that there was a fluffy hanging outside the building, which could be seen very clearly under the light of the corridor.

"It's really Monkey King, have we traveled to Journey to the West?" Chen Lei was both horrified and surprised.

No matter how confused they were, the three gritted their teeth and ran towards the teacher's building.

In the principal's office, the great sages threw the snatched Li Danli and Liu Junran in front of the principal. They stood, squatted, or stood upside down in the office. One who dared to stand up.

When the three of Xia Qingqing ran towards this side, the great sage hung outside and said n: "Master, there are three people running over, do you want to bring them up?"

three?

Tang Ji subconsciously thought it was Xia Qingqing and others.

He smiled politely at the principal. Liu Junran stared at him, holding a pack of disinfectant towels in his hand. Li Danli was a round-faced girl with her head down, unable to see clearly.

Turning around and walking out of the office, looking down the corridor, it was indeed Xia, Chen and Wu.

"Brother Tang!"

Seeing him, the three of them were excited, but this excitement appeared after seeing Tang Jizhi... one, two, three, four, five Monkey King.

Three people: "..."

"Come on." Tang Jizhi said.

Two minutes later, the three of them approached with a few pairs of golden eyes. Xia Qingqing held the only suspicion left: "Brother Tang, they...are not the Monkey King?"

Before Tang Jizhi could answer, one of the great sages said, "What? My old grandson doesn't look like a great sage?"

As soon as he spoke, Xia Qingqing fell silent.

She and the two boys looked at the great saints one by one with indescribable expressions, and when they finally landed on Tang Jizhi, their eyes were filled with the word "kneeling" in capital letters.

No one dared to ask Tang Jizhi how the Monkey King got here.

"Brother Tang, has the monster been killed?" Chen Lei asked while covering up his excitement. A ball? !

"It's ugly to fight and kill." Tang Jizhi glanced at him and shook his head, "As a young man in the new society, be more civilized."

Chen Lei shut up aggrievedly.

You forgot the river god unit, how did you treat the river god?

"Yes, yes, yes." Wu Huafei spoke righteously, "Brother Tang is right, we must be civilized."

Not to mention civilization, even if Mr. Tang said that farts are delicious, they would believe it without hesitation.

"Master~~" the official sage squeaked in the office.

Three people:? ? ? ?

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven called Mr. Tang Master?

Monkey King?

Master?

Tang Ji this?Surname Tang?

In the next second, the three of them looked at Tang Jizhi respectfully as they looked at "Tang Seng".

Tang Jizhi who understood their eyes: "..."

Without intending to explain, he returned to the office, followed by three followers. After entering, he said to the principal: "Sorry, the young man is not sensible, and the delay for a few minutes, the principal will not mind."

"..."

He said this as if he was "old", so Xia Qingqing and the others had no choice but to accept their status as young and young in silence. Anyway, they could admit it anyway, whatever Mr. Tang said.

After politely announcing the principal, Tang Jizhi sat back where he was sitting before, surrounded by several sages, plus his attendants, in stark contrast to the principal's miserable three-person group, it seemed not only weak, Not even the most basic comparability.

Except for Li Danli who kept his head down the whole time, the principal and Liu Junran kept staring at Tang Jizhi, as if they understood the disparity in strength between the two sides, and they didn't hide it.

"It's okay to find me, because I deliberately attracted your attention." Liu Junran lost the silly smile during class, and replaced it with deep doubts. He was really puzzled, "How did you find them two?"

He was talking about the principal and Li Danli, of course.

Tang Jizhi smiled and said nothing, showing a superior demeanor, Liu Junran gritted his teeth and said, "What do you want to do?"

"There are many things I want to do." Tang Jizhi said, "First of all, is the real Liu Junran still alive?"

"Liu Junran" changed his face, and instead of answering, he asked, "How is it alive? What if it's not alive?"

"It's very simple. If he's still alive, you leave his body. If he's dead...have you heard the saying that he kills people and pays his debts?"

"I like this sentence." The Great Sage turned the Ruyi Golden Cudgel into a flower, so that Xia Qingqing and the others couldn't concentrate on listening to Tang Jizhi's words, and most of their eyes were attracted by the rotating Golden Cudgel.

Watching those traveling places on TV, there are monkeys infesting, all of them are ugly and even grab food from tourists, and then look at the few in front of them, and finally understand the difference between ordinary monkeys and Monkey King.

Of course it is the value of the face!

Liu Junran turned his head to look at the principal, and after a few seconds, the principal nodded slowly towards him.

Tang Jizhi saw this scene in his eyes. Will the avatar split from the same body listen to the main body?

"He's still alive."

After the words fell, "Liu Junran" approached the principal, and he put his hand on "Liu Junran". He didn't know what he did. A few seconds later, "Liu Junran" showed a painful expression on his face. When the principal stopped, he was limp on the ground, sweating. The back was wet, and the body shook slightly and restrained.

Half a minute passed, and the people on the ground were silent, and their bodies rose and fell regularly with their breathing.

Monkey King stretched out his golden cudgel to lift off Liu Junran's shirt, and his belly was empty, without any tattoos. During the phone call, the person on the other side said that Liu Junran had a tattoo on his abdomen, which was a hiding place for monsters.

This shows that before the monster completely becomes someone else, it needs to lurk on the other person to learn how to be a human being, and then eat the person when the time is right. Even if there is a slight change later, no one will notice.

Without Tang Jizhi's instructions, a great sage picked up the real Liu Junran like a chick, and confirmed that the other party was not a monster. His face was pale because the monster was attached to him to attract his body energy. Wouldn't it be weak after a long time?

"Fix one." Tang Jizhi glanced at the clock on the office wall, turned his gaze back to Li Danli, "Next."

"Is Li Danli still alive?"

Li Danli's thin body trembled slightly, and ordinary boys would naturally feel pity for such a fragile little girl.

But Tang Jizhi is not an ordinary man, this trick is useless to him.

When the Great Sage's golden cudgel was about to fall, Li Danli suddenly moved. She rolled on the ground and rushed towards Tang Jizhi at a terrifying crawling speed. The target was Xia Qingqing.

Tang Jizhi was protected by a group of Monkey Kings, so it was difficult to do anything, but this "student" could be used as a hostage if he took down any of them.

Among the three, only Xia Qingqing was a girl.

Persimmons are also picky and soft, let alone people?

Xia Qingqing never thought that the monster would dare to take risks against her under the stimulation of so many great sages. She provoked whomever she provoked!

"Great Sage, help!" Now it was not Tang Jizhi who called for help.

As we all know, Tang Seng has to go through 81, [-], [-] hardships on the way to learn scriptures, but he himself has no real skills other than being able to recite scriptures and being good-looking, and he relies entirely on the protection of the Great Sage.

It doesn't matter whether Mr. Tang is Tang Seng or not. In this case, calling Da Shengzhun is much more useful than calling Mr. Tang.

Sure enough, the Great Sage closest to Xia Qingqing scratched his chin and aimed at her, and it felt pretty good to be called for help by a stranger.

Then the Great Sage didn't even use the golden cudgel, and they didn't see what he did. The normal people present only saw that Li Danli's crawling body froze, her hands were raised high, and then fell heavily.

The next second, she began to fade, turning into a large blue-green lizard from head to tail, but unlike normal lizards, her body had many wounds accumulated over the years, which had never healed.

The Great Sage picked up the big tail and threw it on the ground.

"stop!"

The lizard in Dasheng's hand disappeared. He coughed muffled and spit out a mouthful of blood. His face became extremely pale and his eyes were cold.

He intentionally let Li Danli attack, he wanted to test the opponent's strength, but he didn't expect his clone to have no ability to resist against a Monkey King, so he had to withdraw the clone in a hurry, and the injuries suffered by the clone would naturally affect him.

Everyone looked at him, and the headmaster took out a clean silk scarf from his suit pocket, wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, and picked up the glass of water on the table to rinse his mouth, then pulled out the office chair and sat down.

Raising his hand, he took off the glasses on the bridge of his nose, folded them and put them on the table. After doing all this, he looked at Tang Jizhi: "Yes, I am a monster. I ate the original Zhu, and I also ate it." A lot of people, I'm sitting here now, and I'll do as you please."

Even if a big villain like this knows that he has no chance of winning, he shouldn't treat him so negatively. The other party seems to have given up.

However, it can be seen from various allusions throughout the ages that this is one of the common methods of the villain-an alternative empty city story. Without any hope of life, he simply puts all the conditions on the surface and retreats as an advance.

Others follow this routine, but as for Mr. Tang...

He looked back at the principal with a smile, gave the other party the most polite response, and then said under the nervous expressions of Xia Qingqing and the others: "Since the principal has said so, wouldn't it make us look stingy if we don't fulfill him?"

"Goku, let's go."

The three great saints rushed over——

"Wait, I..." Before the principal finished speaking, a big holy hand stuffed the glass into the principal's mouth.

"..."

"My old grandson hates chirping and whining the most." The great sage swung the golden cudgel three or two times, but the headmaster didn't even hum, and his body went limp.

In the end, in order to confirm whether the monster was dead, the Great Sage poked the monster's head with his foot.

"So unbeatable?" The Great Sage looked disgusted, and turned to look at Tang Jizhi, "Master, can you meet stronger monsters? This is very unfulfilling."

Even the good avatar will not work.

With a wave of his hand, the Great Sage took his avatar back - he thought it would be a big fight.

Tang Jizhi: "..."

He was speechless at the words of the great sage.

"The monster... was beaten to death like this?" Xia Qingqing rubbed her eyes, feeling incredible, as if the monster died without doing anything.

If they really play a game to clear the level, do they count as a win?

The office was surprisingly quiet for a while, Tang Jizhi looked at the principal's body thoughtfully, Chen Lei looked left and right: "...Then, are we going to the next unit story soon?"

"By the way, Qingqing, what's the next unit story?" Wu Huafei asked.

Xia Qingqing scratched her head: "I... I forgot."

"..."

Tang Jizhi suddenly asked them, "What do you think the principal wanted to say just now?"

This stopped the three of them.

How did they know what the monster wanted to ask.

"Brother Tang, is there something wrong?"

Tang Jizhi shook his head.

I can't say it, it's a kind of intuition.

But the principal is dead, and the answer he wants to know is gone.

Dashengdi is sitting on the desk, he is very interested in these modern things - God knows he has been suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, before he was suppressed, he only saw some relatively new things in the Heavenly Court, but those things are all Not as interesting as the ones in front of me.

While flipping through things, he murmured: "Master, monsters love sweet words. If you really believe what they say, you will be the one who suffers. In such a situation, believe me, grandson, it is the easiest thing to kill with a stick." .”

Monkey King is good at everything, but talks a lot.

After a while, the principal's body turned into a large lizard full of scars. Tang Jizhi looked at it. Although he didn't look very good-looking, he was much better than the river god.

So this time, he let the picture book devour the big lizard without worry.

To Tang Jizhi's surprise, a large lizard went down, and the number of paintings in the painting book changed from 0 to 1.

Are the monsters in the unit stories very powerful?

Thinking about it this way, if the ugly river god is devoured, wouldn't the number of paintings be 2?