Cannon fodder Qin Daddy is cultivating immortality [Sword Three]

"Sand sculpture sand sculpture sand sculpture sand sculpture!!!"

"Sissy sissy sissy sissy sissy!!"

After the two scolded each other, they stopped suddenly.

Because they remembered that the other party was their own body/inner demon, wouldn't it be equivalent to scolding themselves when they sprayed each other like this?

"Damn retarded!" ×2

Ye Jiuge: "..."

'Ye Jiuge': "..."

As if they had a tacit understanding, the two said this sentence to each other at the same time, and then fell silent together.

No one spoke again, and the atmosphere seemed very awkward, almost without a crow flying overhead.

The young deer king stopped when Ye Jiuge attacked 'Ye Jiuge' with his elbow.

It couldn't see 'Ye Jiuge', so it didn't know what happened.

But he could understand Ye Jiuge's words - Ye Jiuge seemed to be arguing with someone.

It couldn't see this person, but it could tell from Ye Jiuge's tone that this person was an acquaintance of Ye Jiuge.

He will not hurt Ye Jiuge.

This is the conclusion that the young deer king came to after hearing Ye Jiuge quarrel with the person he could not see for so long.

And in order not to be affected by Chi Yu, the young deer king stood quietly waiting for Ye Jiuge to finish arguing with that person.Then, after Ye Jiuge and 'Ye Jiuge' fell into silence together, he kicked his own hoof, let out a sigh of relief, and relaxed his body that had been rigid because of maintaining the same posture all the time.

The breath of the young deer king broke the atmosphere of silence between Ye Jiuge and 'Ye Jiuge'.

Ye Jiuge took the lead and said, "What do you want to do when you come out this time? Don't tell me, you just want to show off your new look in front of me."

"of course not."

'Ye Jiuge' brushed the loose hair behind his ear, and floated in front of Ye Jiuge.

Ye Jiuge turned around, was sitting upright, looked at 'Ye Jiuge' floating in the air and said, "What do you want to do?"

To be honest, I just kept twisting my waist and talking to 'Ye Jiuge', but Ye Jiuge didn't realize until after sitting upright...his waist seemed to be sprained because of the excitement of spraying each other just now...

Ye Jiuge didn't dare to move at all now, as long as he moved a little, a sharp stabbing pain would come from his waist.However, in the face of 'Ye Jiuge', he couldn't do this kind of action of supporting his waist.

Because... Once 'Ye Jiuge' knew that he had quarreled with him and twisted his waist, he would definitely laugh at him, and then he didn't know what he was going to do.

He must not lose to 'Ye Jiuge' in terms of momentum!

"I?"

'Ye Jiuge' raised his eyebrows, he didn't miss the flash of pain in Ye Jiuge's eyes when he turned around.

His eyes scanned Ye Jiuge's body up and down, and then stopped on Ye Jiuge's stiff waist.

'Twisted to the waist? '

Thinking of Ye Jiuge's sitting posture just now, 'Ye Jiuge' quickly came to this conclusion.

But he didn't point it out, he wanted to see how long Ye Jiuge could endure.

"Don't get me wrong this time, I'm here to help you."

'Ye Jiuge' crossed his arms, looked down at Ye Jiuge, and said, "Please, Ye Jiuge."

"Please help me save your Uncle Ji."

"Please?"

Ye Jiuge sneered and said, "Is this some new trick you came up with? Why did I ask you?"

"If you want to snatch control of your body, just do it in an upright manner and don't do any tricks."

"My uncle is fine, and I need your help? He is a Daoist in the fusion stage, and you are just a demon in the golden core stage. Even if something happens, what can you do? Do you really think I'm so easy to deceive?"

After finishing speaking, Ye Jiuge raised Erlang's legs, leaned forward, put his left elbow on his knee, and supported his cheek with his palm.

Ye Jiuge's change of sitting posture was not to provoke 'Ye Jiuge', but his waist was so painful while sitting!

"Next time you want me to beg you, just think of a good reason. Don't tell such a crappy lie, it's shameful to tell it."

'lie? '

'Ye Jiuge' chuckled lightly when he heard the words, without explaining.

"Ye Jiuge."

'Ye Jiuge' stared at Ye Jiuge, a glimmer of light flashed in his dark red pupils.

He twitched the corner of his mouth and said seriously: "You will regret it."

"One day, you will kneel at my feet, crying and begging me to lend you my strength."

'Ye Jiuge' paused for a moment, and in a flash, he appeared in front of Ye Jiuge.

He raised Ye Jiuge's chin, a sarcasm smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and continued: "It won't be long before you know how incompetent you really are."

"I'm waiting for the day when you come to beg me..."

After speaking, Ye Jiuge's body turned into dots of white light and disappeared in front of Ye Jiuge.

After 'Ye Jiuge' disappeared, Ye Jiuge finally uttered the words that had been in his heart since the very beginning: "You have a second-degree illness... hiss!"

Ye Jiuge took a deep breath, then supported his waist with his hands, and lay on the young spirit deer king.

He didn't take the words of 'Ye Jiuge' to heart, 'Ye Jiuge' was his inner demon, and what the inner demon said... Ye Jiuge wouldn't believe a single word.

However, one day in the future, the words of 'Ye Jiuge'... will finally come true!

Ye Jiuge regretted it.

He really... regretted it!

……

"Hmm... ah...!"

"Master, please be gentle...it hurts..."

"I was wrong, really...Master, don't touch there! Don't...ah!"

"Don't do it...Master, please don't do it again...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

An ambiguous groan|groan sound came from the cave on the top of Tianji Peak, Bai Yanshu helplessly put down the medicine bottle in his hand, picked up the outer shirt at the side and put it on Ye Jiuge's body.

"Okay, stop screaming, the chaqi has been rubbed away."

Bai Yanshu really didn't know what to say about Ye Jiuge, but he just went to pick up the young spirit Deer King on the Paradise Peak, and Ye Jiuge was able to flash his waist.

Cultivators have a strong body, and things like sprains hardly exist.

In addition, he usually trained Ye Jiuge a lot, Bai Yanshu couldn't imagine how Ye Jiuge could flash his waist.

Recalling Ye Jiuge lying on the young spirit deer king and saying to him in a dying tone, "Master QAQ... his waist is twisted...", Bai Yanshu couldn't help sighing again.

Ye Jiuge really didn't do anything for him every day, as if he was not feeling well.

Bai Yanshu sat beside the icy jade bed, touched Ye Jiuge's cheek lightly with the back of his hand, and said, "It seems that your training is still too little, so let's do a thousand more bows every morning."

Ye Jiuge: "?!!"

"A thousand?!"

Ye Jiuge turned his head and looked at Bai Yanshu in disbelief.

He grabbed Bai Yanshu's wrist and explained eagerly: "Master! My waist really doesn't need to be exercised!!"

"If you don't believe me, I'm going to show you a 360° front flip right now. Thomas jumps and turns sideways for three and a half weeks with a 720° turn!!!"

"Master...!" Ye Jiuge hugged Bai Yanshu's wrist and wailed, "I will die if I bow down a thousand times!"

"I can guarantee that if the flexibility is not exercised, my waist and legs will be broken first!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'

Bai Yanshu: "..."

"What are you talking about, you won't die young."

Bai Yanshu still had some elixir for Ye Jiuge to rub his waist in his hand, so instead of touching Ye Jiuge with his palm, he gently touched Ye Jiuge with the back of his free hand. .

"I'm doing this for your own good. The body of the cultivator is strong. After so many years, this is the first time I've seen someone flash to the waist."

"If you don't exercise, is it possible that you want to do it again?" Bai Yanshu's voice was filled with a smile, but his tone was very serious.

Although the flashback incident was funny, it was Ye Jiuge himself who suffered.

Bai Yanshu really didn't want to see Ye Jiuge flashing to his waist again.

However, Ye Jiuge didn't think so.

He has only one thought now, which is to make Bai Yanshu take back the decision to make him do a thousand bows every morning.

If he bends forward a thousand times a day, his waist and knees will really break!

"Master~~"

Ye Jiuge pouted, straightened up, threw himself on Bai Yanshu, and hugged Bai Yanshu's neck.

The outer shirt that Bai Yanshu put on him also slipped off his body because of Ye Jiuge's action.

With her upper body bare, Ye Jiuge rubbed her cheek against Bai Yanshu's face like a small animal.

"My good master, dear master, dear master!"

"Don't bend forward, okay..."

"Okay~~ okay!" Ye Jiuge hugged Bai Yanshu with all his strength and acted like a baby, completely forgetting that he was still naked from the upper body.

The skin close to Bai Yanshu's body was as smooth and delicate as a baby's.After dawdling on Bai Yanshu's body a few times, he was rubbed red by the Dao pattern embroidered on Bai Yanshu's clothes.

It's a pity that Bai Yanshu was not moved by Ye Jiuge's cuteness, he still didn't let go, and made up his mind to let Ye Jiuge do a thousand bows every day.

Ye Jiuge had no choice but to resort to his final cute trick.

He straddled Bai Yanshu's body at once, clamped his legs around Bai Yanshu's waist, put his hands around Bai Yanshu's neck, and then stared at Bai Yanshu with tears in his eyes.

"Liger Tiger~~"

"Not a thousand, okay~"

Bai Yanshu: "..."

"a hundred."

"ten"

"Add another hundred."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Ligers, tigers, ten, okay~"

"If you don't agree, I will cry for you!"

"..."

"I really cried, really really cried!"

"Wow wow... wow wow!!"

"..."

"Ten..."

In the end, Bai Yanshu was still defeated by Ye Jiuge's playfulness and cuteness.

After Ye Jiuge secretly compared 'yeah' in his heart, he immediately laughed.

The face-changing speed is as fast as flipping a book.

"That's right, Master."

Suddenly, Ye Jiuge restrained his smile. He remembered what he had to do two days later, so he asked, "Do you know where to put the list of disciples sent by Chunhuafeng a few days ago?"

"The list of disciples?" Bai Yanshu didn't know what the list of disciples Ye Jiuge meant.

Seeing this, Ye Jiuge explained: "It is the list of inner disciples who will be sent to the sect."

After hearing Ye Jiuge's explanation, Bai Yanshu remembered what the list of disciples Ye Jiuge was talking about.

However, he didn't answer Ye Jiuge immediately, but said helplessly, "Qingxian...before you talk about this...can you get off me and put on your clothes first?"

It's okay that Bai Yanshu didn't say anything, but after he said that, Ye Jiuge realized...how ambiguous his posture with Bai Yanshu is now——

He straddled Bai Yanshu, wrapped his waist, and put his arms around his neck...and his upper body was bare.

If someone came in and saw this suddenly, Ye Jiuge wouldn't be able to explain it with a hundred mouths!