The daily life of a poor husband [Interstellar]

Recently, the frontier planet has not been peaceful, and traces of interstellar alien beasts have been detected several times. Additional manpower was sent to investigate, but only a few small herds of alien beasts were found. Other than that, there was nothing extra to gain.

Simon personally took people to the point where the problem was found for exploration.Since his arrival, all the interstellar alien beasts around the border star have been wiped out, and no interstellar black holes or interstellar countercurrents have been detected. These alien beast groups seem to have appeared out of thin air. People have no clue.

After finishing off the nearest alien beast, Simon, who heard the footsteps behind him, did not turn his head. He took out the collector from the space button, and after collecting all the data of the alien beast, he threw the collector back and confessed. "Take all these samples back and let the technical department make a comparison."

"Yes." Jiang Xi caught the flying collector and placed it properly. Seeing that Simon's eyes were always staring at the bare and empty hillside, he couldn't help but wonder, "What are you looking at?"

Simon didn't answer and asked instead, "Just after the inspection on the front foot, there was no problem, but the group of alien beasts was found on the back foot. Do you think these people are too useless, or the alien beast has mastered the new skill of space teleportation?"

Every one of them boasted a flower. After searching for so long, they didn't even find out a fart. They are really a bunch of dry food.

Jiang Xi was startled, "You mean...?"

They are not the only ones stationed in the border star belt. In order to prevent one family from being dominant, they have always been stationed together by the two major legions, and they rotate every three years.

As of January this year, they had been stationed in the western border starbelt, and then Simon received an order to rotate to the northern border starbelt.When I worked with the Second Division of the Third Legion in the star belt on the western border, we got along quite happily with each other, and we also made good friends because of this.After arriving here, the days of harmony are gone forever, and I have to endure the unpleasantness of my current partner from time to time, and the IQ that lowers the average value of the public.

And this time, it was discovered that several planets where the alien herd was located were all within the jurisdiction of the Fourth Division of the Second Legion, or were in the middle of each other's management. This kind of coincidence did not allow Simon to think too much about it.

Thinking of Dorov's acne-covered face, Simon felt that as he got older, his self-cultivation really got better. Otherwise, how could he tolerate such a thing coming to him from time to time to find a sense of existence, so stupid?

He can tolerate the stupidity of the partner he works with, but since he is a stupid one, he has to look like a stupid person, dishonestly wait for his status to mix his qualifications, and insist on jumping out and pretending to be smart, which makes people very impatient.

"I heard that when that pig returned to the capital star to report on his duties last month, he boasted at the meeting that the northern border star belt has been set up like a solid wall under his leadership, and it is safe to go to war even if it starts right away?"

Dorov feels particularly good about himself. In just one week after returning to the Capital Star to report on his duties, he accepted interviews from many media, talking about the hard daily life of stationing on the Frontier Star, and encouraging the newly graduated military students to work hard in a down-to-earth manner.

During the interview, the reporter also took a lot of promotional photos of the pig, which were posted on the star network for several days.

So much so that when he was on Starnet, he was accidentally poisoned by a picture of a pig's head in a hooligan advertisement that popped up.Simon glanced disdainfully at the corpse of the alien beast at his feet, and said contemptuously, "It's so foolproof."

"Hearing what he said so confidently, I thought I could retire early and go home to take care of my children."

Quan Dang didn't hear the boss's "love name" for his colleagues, Jiang Xi closed his mouth and listened to the big devil's daily venomous tongue in silence, and waited for the big devil to finish spraying the venom, then his eyes flickered and said, "The people below said, these few nights, Lieutenant Colonel Dorov changed into civilian clothes and went to the bar in the town to drink and didn't come back until the sun was shining."

When he came back, he was quite disheveled, and occasionally there were one or two bright red lips marks on his face.

Simon rolled his eyes when he heard the words, knowing that the pig was unreliable.

It was dealt with here, and the two continued to go to another accident site to investigate, and exercise their muscles and bones by the way.It was already midnight when everything was dealt with and returned to the starship.

After taking a shower, Simon walked out of the bathroom wiping his hair and looking at the starry sky outside the window. He was very energetic and didn't feel sleepy at all. He calculated the date in his heart, thinking that Xie Yang should have finished the entrance examination today, so he decided to go to care one time.

So, far away in Rodrigo's old house, Xie Yang, who was also awake, felt the love from the distant border star in the bathroom.

The light in the bathroom is sufficient, showing the details of the opposite side of the camera, which is far brighter than that in Simon's room.

Seeing the familiar layout in the camera, Simon knew where Xie Yang was, threw the half-wet towel casually, and said with a smile, "Student Xie is still in the bathroom so late, not sleeping on the bed, it seems that the nightlife at night is pretty good." Rich?"

Xie Yang, who was about to unbutton his shirt before receiving the summons, silently put his fingers down from the buttons, looked at Simon's blond hair that was still dripping, and said slowly, "It's easy to get old if you don't dry your hair." Rheumatism, migraine."

"Brother has been busy for a whole day. He just returned to the starship. He didn't even eat dinner when he heard someone think I'm old."

Simon sighed and shook his head with a "brother hurt" look.

Xie Yang, who was used to the other party's temperament, was not fooled, and urged him, "Dry your hair first before talking."

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."

Simon glanced to the side, and found the towel he had just discarded. He stretched out his long arms, picked it up again, shook it off, shook off a lot of water beads, and then covered his head with his movements casually. unrestrained.

While brushing his hair, he chatted with Xie Yang. "How did you do in the exam?"

"Okay."

Knowing what level Xie Yang meant by "not bad", Simon adjusted the angle of the towel so that it wouldn't cover his eyes. Looking at his overly modest child, he inexplicably felt a sense of disappointment from his old father, his tone He said melancholy, "Why doesn't your school hold a parent meeting or something, I haven't even gone to see it."

Xie Yang, who couldn't keep up with the other party's train of thought at all, "???"

The parent-teacher meeting was actually held, but at that time Simon was on the front line, and the old housekeeper held it on his behalf. Because it was not an important matter, Xie Yang didn't mention it afterwards. When Simon suddenly mentioned this, he thought the other party was I want to visit the school and see my own learning environment.

The entrance examinations are all over, and it is impossible for their school to organize another parents' meeting, and if they want to come, they can only go to the Second Military Academy.Thinking that Simon’s alma mater was the Imperial Military Academy, and he had never been to the Second Military Academy, he comforted him, “If you want to come, I will tell you if there is a parent meeting next time.” If the Second Military Academy also held a parent meeting—remember that Meeting Simon didn't seem to have been held in the Imperial Military Academy, at least I didn't hear Simon and the old housekeeper mention it.

Simon was satisfied now, and praised with a smile. "good."

As a parent, how can I not have attended the parents' meeting of my own child? This makes it lonely for a teacher who can't find someone to praise his students for their excellence, doesn't it?

Already thinking about whether he would wear a military uniform or a formal dress, Simon brushed back a few strands of hair that had fallen to his forehead, and said casually, "Any plans for the holiday? Do you want to go to the Iris Star to see the rainbow?" Tide?" According to Jiang Xi, the current students like this.

Hearing the word Iris Star, Xie Yang, who had already vetoed the proposal, said without thinking, "I made an appointment with my friend to go camping together."

Seeing that Xie Yang had already made arrangements, Simon didn't say any more, everything was based on Xie Yang's wishes, but soon, he discovered another problem. "Who do you go camping with?" Parents don't like the idea of ​​sleeping in a small tent with someone else when it comes to their own children.

"Go with Daniel, and go to the northern forest." He kept the real reason why he chose to go camping there, but cunningly changed the concept, "Daniel wants to go."

Simon, who knew his children's friends like the back of his hand, heard the name, and soon thought of a round, fat face of a baby. "Just you two?"

"Xia Bing may also come together." Xie Yang tilted his head uncertainly, "She just found a part-time job, maybe she doesn't have time."

As soon as he heard that there were girls who might be together, Simon immediately said, "Then you need to bring an extra tent." With a straight face, he emphasized solemnly, "Men and women can't kiss each other."

Xie Yang, who would never have slept in a tent with a girl, couldn't help being speechless.

After solving one, the remaining one didn't even look very pleasing to the eye.Simon Rodrigo began to push his feet, "Baby, I think you'd better sleep in a tent alone, otherwise it may hinder Daniel's rest. You know, if I didn't hug you last time, you would wake up You will find that the person lying next to you is a seriously injured person."

Xie Yang's face was full of black lines when he was found out about the dark history of his childhood. This happened so many years ago, why did he bring it up again.

"The tent is just that small, and you're used to sleeping alone." Simon, who once again turned the towel into a parabola, explained seriously, "Since it's camping, you should have fun. If you get injured for unnecessary reasons, That would be a pity."

Xie Yang: "..."

He admits that his sleeping appearance is not good, but it is not as exaggerated as Simon said, right?He looked suspiciously at the light screen, the pair of dark purple eyes in the lens looked extraordinarily sincere.

But he really slept alone all the time, and Simon, the only one who had ever slept in the same bed, said so...

Xie Yang was shaken.

Then, Xie Yang was persuaded.

From an angle Xie Yang couldn't see, Simon showed a satisfied smile.

Is this right? When friends camp together, they should sleep separately. How can such a small tent fit two people without fear of breaking it.

Simon, who selectively ignored the luxury family tent in his warehouse, thought so.